Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Has this been shared here before? I want to say I have seen it, and it is world-readable on Facebook if you have an account and want to click to it.
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@Himedall All-seeing Waifu took forever to find it. Is this the one you meant? It's the one I was thinking of.

EDIT: I think Scott Irwin's comment is true and hilarious.

LMAO! Yes! I want to put this next to his Michelle Obama segment with Kurt.

I will save it when I get to a PC.

Nick has a lot of these gems of hypocrisy.

 

[User Account Samsara]

This begs the question, how does she have enough room in her torso to store all the jizzum and blow?

Slag of holding

 

[RotPockets]

Start by making good names for the parody then.

“CLICKOLD”
Like, share and subscribe… if you dare.

 

[Overwritten Tapes]

Rekieta Islam arc when?

 

[feral cat #6385]

Rekieta Islam arc when?

Nope. Rekeita has been fast tracked for the troon arc.

 

[Finger Pistols]

Nope. Rekeita has been fast tracked for the troon arc.

What troon arc? He flew past that one with all his degeneracy and deviancy. The next arc is going to be the 41% arc, be it voluntarily or not.

 

[anionfarflung]

LMAO! Yes! I want to put this next to his Michelle Obama segment with Kurt.

Exactly! This post was all I could think about when he was pulling that shit on Kurt. I was like "you learned from the best, I guess."

 

[RotPockets]

Nope. Rekeita has been fast tracked for the troon arc.

What troon arc? He flew past that one with all his degeneracy and deviancy. The next arc is going to be the 41% arc, be it voluntarily or not.

That felony is the only thing preventing him from going full Randy Stair. In the end he was the Ghost Pussy all along.

 

[Captain Manning]

I do think it's funny that this new May 2024 account speaks the exact same way as the og one, even down to using the same phrases.

Speaking of...

@Balldo's Gate , I've long suspected you are approximately local. Feel free to look up Open Church and do your thing. It's not hard to triangulate that Nick is there. The pastor is trying SO HARD.

Also, @Balldo's Gate, remember that you still need to triangulate Perception Check with @Kalea.



If you can't or won't do that, you're literally the worst Farmer EVER.

 

[TurdThrower]

Some select tweets of people using the Dr. Disrespect topic to have a word with noseguards:

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That last one has the slight whiff of a MATI stream for me.


A few of those got stuck in the broom but I fear Null will just delete the entire site long before August 21 if the jannying isn’t robust enough for this lull.

I would not call Amazing Lucas noseguard. The former MAGA grifter turned black supremacist grifter has one goal and its to rage bait attention for himself.

DDayCobra I also would not call a noseguard. He should have come out a lot earlier about Rekieta's shit but he did eventually say something. I think Jeremy is just a coward and did not want to have to deal with EVS, Dax, and the flunkies of each. Unfamiliar with the third guy but he is spot on.

 

[anionfarflung]

now showing

Barnes, and Valhalla ugh. Andrea and Coleman are all right.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

As you can see by my scientific analysis, April is exactly

• 50% legs
• 25% torso
• 25% neck and head

This begs the question, how does she have enough room in her torso to store all the jizzum and blow?

Are we sure they don't go all the way up?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I’m trying not to get my hopes up, but Nick going radio silent as soon as it’s rumored a nuke drop is imminent does seem a tad suspicious.

I always wondered what the King wanted with all those foreskins.

He wanted David to die collecting them. Their only value was as pet food.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Speaking of...


Also, @Balldo's Gate, remember that you still need to triangulate Perception Check with @Kalea.

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If you can't or won't do that, you're literally the worst Farmer EVER.

You would think such a SMURT person would take the hint that they're not quite wanted around, but I guess they are just too autistic to understand social cues.

 

[Agent of Misinformation]

BREAKING: PPP announced that the alleged bombshell was supposed to be released today but did not. He proclaimed it as a mere gayop from the Rekieta camp.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

You would think such a SMURT person would take the hint that they're not quite wanted around, but I guess they are just too autistic to understand social cues.

I’d love if some hero made a supercut of all the times Nick was completely oblivious to social cues on his own stream. That time he was asking the gun guys about degenerate shit and they were clearly and emphatically disgusted was hilarious. Nick just kept going, completely unaware that he wasn’t coming across as some stand-up comedian Chad.

BREAKING: PPP announced that the alleged bombshell was supposed to be released today but did not. He proclaimed it as a mere gayop from the Rekieta camp.

This won’t stop his crew from claiming KF “got their shit pushed in.” That delusional YouTube guy might actually be Nick’s most trusted advisor at this point.

 

[anionfarflung]

Do pictures of April's feet even exist? I'd think Fapcop would have sniffed them out by now.

I have a consolation prize for @Fapcop :

Spoiler

 

[bookers]

So what happened with the kino casino shit?
nothing?

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

So what happened with the kino casino shit?
nothing?

Honeypot trap

 

[daffodils]

Funny you mention this, because Nick actually has talked some on this. Specifically buying “Lady Rackets” dresses, which he recently discussed after their coke induced weight-loss but has also mentioned often in the past. He claims to enjoy this

According to the Imholtes, the Rekietas like to shop at Valiant Paris in Vegas, where they "serve you champagne or whiskey" and all the employees are "sexy people". Nick probably enjoys it because shopgirls know an easy mark when they see one and go to work on him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdvcKlik-fM&t=2019s