And now on to the next stream! Cog is such a hard worker. Most people don't even stream once a day, but he's doing it TWICE. We will be talking about Ralph deleting his tweet and seething at Cog. And the alogs say he's irrelevant! Fill up that chat!
We are once again live, and Cog starts the show off by addressing the elephant in the room; the hat is off because it's hot out. The iconic hat has become such a large part of his brand and image, that he is unrecognizable without it. Who is this handsome stranger owning Ethan Ralph so hard?
He responds to some chatters, and mentions that the haters are out there hating on him again. Someone in chat asks why they are so obsessed. Cog tells him that the haters are upset because he does his little show. "I don't know why. There's no degeneracy going on here!" He mukbangs more soda and continues, "they're just mad because I didn't find some of their jokes funny." "A little bit of seethe, a little bit of anger."
Now that we've introduced bacon into Cog's mukbang repertoire, the feeders' imaginations are running wild.
Cog finally confronts his chat; "I think we need an intervention for your unhealthy coffee addiction! Specifically having me eat it!" "I think it might be time to stop". My heart sinks. Cog plays some music and gently breaks the news to chat that he will no longer be having any more coffee related mukbangs. How could he do this to us? Coffee is what cogtent is all about. Without coffee, all we'll have is Ralph. Hopefully chat comes in with some big donos today to change his mind.
Enough chitchat though, it's Ralph time! Piggy has been watching Cog's World. The proof: a now deleted tweet from the Killstream host containing a screenshot of a tweet from Faith Vickers, a distinctive pink glow clearly visible. Cog brings up one of his own tweets, a compilation of Ralph clips. The first is the Gunt explaining that his response to Mrs. Vickers' tweet was not a violation of his restraining order because it was broadcast on another show. Cog smirks, knowing that "other show" is none other than his own. Gotcha, piggy!
(tweet w/ video:
https://x.com/CogCity/status/1806040396771852377)
The next clip is Ralph and Dingo on the Killstream. Ralph briefly mentions "rotten tooth man", but Dingo asks for clarification on who he's talking about. Ralph confirms that "rotten tooth man" is, in fact, Cog. Cog grins, brimming with joy, knowing that Ralph is afraid to say his name. That or he just really likes being called "rotten tooth man". He explains that Ralph must suppress information about Cog's existence or else everyone will find out that Ralph let a Mexican gigolo have sex with his wife. He plays 2 more clips of Ralph discussing this event. Ralph is a cuck! We should put his head on a frog too.
Why did you delete it, Ralph?
Cog is in his element. He has once again made the Rage Pig holler and seethe. He's so happy with himself.
We take a break from Ralph content to have a laff at some twitter haters. Today, an alog went into the Cogcord and leaked some more screencaps of Cog having an argument with a viewer named "Chimp". Anton has reposted these screencaps because he is OBSESSED! Cog stresses that these are not actually leaks, because his discord is public.
(the tweet in question:
https://x.com/Dark_Escobar/status/1805756815499473071 )
The idea that this conversation was a "meltdown" is easily debunked. It was simply a back-and-forth between streamer and fan. Cog and Chimp still love each other, no matter how much the sektur weirdos seethe and try to tear them apart. Another Cog W!
Hello? Based department?
The haters have been defeated once again. "Now we're on to the good stuff." He pulls up the same clip we already watched earlier.
Cog fucking loves hearing Ralph talk about him.
I have a feeling we're going to be in for a lot of Cog repeating "why did he delete the tweet?" tonight. Ralph violated his restraining order, and Cog is the man who will finally put him in prison where he belongs. This deleted tweet is the smoking gun. He plays his little video again, clearly pleased with himself.
Now we're on to another Ralph clip. Cog watches silently and skeptically. Ralph is having some technical difficulties with his new Rodecaster, and Cog is here to roast every second of it. Most of his roasts today are wordless though. He lets his incredulous expressions tell the jokes. Ding! A donation comes in! Never mind, that was part of Ralph's stream. $15/100!
Someone shows up in chat, late for the stream, and asks what's going on. Cog jumps at the opportunity to play his video again.
Someone in chat comments that Cog is Ralph's Voldemort. "I feel like I'm more the Harry Potter."
Knowing with complete certainty that his nemesis tunes into his show, Cog speaks directly to Ralph, tearing him apart for abusing his wife, neglecting his kids and worst of all, purchasing his child old Godzilla toys. He brings up Ralph's tweet about his toys again. If you thought the toys would be spared this stream, you were wrong. The Gunt is probably seething so hard right now.
Cog already thoroughly debunked this tweet 2 days ago, but he's doing it again. This is such a knee-slapper of a tweet that it's getting another 5 minutes of stream time.
He reads this aloud and agrees.
Cog's best rebuttal of these gifts has to be "the child hasn't even seen that Godzilla movie!" He asks chat to press 1 if they think Xander would prefer his mother be paid child support to receiving Godzilla toys.
Now we are watching a Ralph VOD. Cog reveals that all along, the signature pink hue of his stream layout was meant to watermark his content. The Ralphamale ran straight into his trap! Ding! The first donation of the stream comes in. Welcome to the Jungle Bish plays. Now we're cooking. We come to the 1 hour mark, and it's time for a smoke break! Links in chat! $20/100!
Back from the break and we've already got another renewed sub! Thanks FilthyGaijin! Ding! Another dono! Cog could literally roll around in all the cash he's made so far today, and the haters are fuming. "They really hate it when we hit $100!" He assures his viewers that even if we don't smash that goal, he's still appreciative of the Huge Support. $35/100!
Someone in chat comments on the hypocrisy of trad Christians watching the Killstream. Don't worry viewer, Cog has you covered. He pulls up a video of Mister Metokur roasting Ralph and sips his soda pop
Another comment triggers a mini rant about how the haters shut up when he hits his goals. They get really quiet when they see those hundys flying in. You know what to do, Bunghole Tiger. Drive the sword through Anton's heart! Let's get a big dono today!
Cog pauses the Metokur video to complain that, despite seeing evidence of Ralph being a bad guy on Jim's show, many of the Killstream defectors eventually returned to support the show. Makes me sick seeing so many people sending money to degenerates instead of upstanding citizens like Cog.
The Metokur video ends, and he pulls up another Ralph clip. The Gunt is calling his ex wife's tweet about their child taking after "the family he knows" petty. Cog disagrees, and believes the tweet has nothing to do with Ralph. Piggy Boy is just being paranoid. Satisfied with this debunking, he plays his favorite anime music video.
While the viewers are smiling and clapping for the Tank Police video, Cog checks twitter and sees that Anton is retweeting his own tweets. He plays some sad music and makes fun of Anton for being a pathetic, obsessed loser. He claims that Anton "fucks roadkill". Back to Ralph!
We are once again watching Cog's video tweet. In it, Ralph claims that the "rotten tooth man is seething". Cog debunks this misinformation, stating that he is instead, "laughing hysterically". The video ends. "This is just another standard Ralph L." He goes back to the Killstream VOD. He is mercilessly roasting The Gunt. His son doesn't love him! His head is fat! Cog pauses the video to complain about Anton again, then unpauses.
Ralph is saying that the haters are so obsessed that they feel the need to investigate and debunk toys. Cog disagrees. Ralph put those pictures up there, and as the type of person who doxes, is fair game for intense scrutiny. "Those toys were meant for 15 year olds!" Cog has caught Piggy Ralph abusing his child again with age-inappropriate toys, and he's not going to let it go.
Mrs. Cog appears and reminds Mr. Cog of her idea for an Ethan Ralph "off the air" episode. Excited for another banger from the comedic mind of Mrs. Cog. I love that everyone in the Cog household calls Ralph "Piggy". A whole loving family who gets together around the dinner table to talk about what a fat guy said on twitter today. I wish Mr. and Mrs. Cog would adopt me so I could join in on those conversations. I sigh wistfully. "Wifey wants a smoke break" now. Light it up, Cogheads! $40/100!
Back from the break! Cog is considering making his "off the air" parody video a new stream goal. The concept is this: Ralph's Mexican lawyers come to fix his shelf. One of the lawyers takes out a hammer, triggering a flashback to Ralph's childhood, being beaten by his dad. We love dark cogmedy here in Cog's World.
DING DING DING! SCyberTaz gifts 5 memberships! Gold stars for everyone! Keep it up, feeders! This is the only way to "make people like Anton seethe"!
Cog fills us on in his upcoming projects. He has many "off the air" episodes planned. The "Just the Three of Us" Rekieta parody video is on its way. He floats the idea of making Laffin At Anton a regular segment if Piggy stops providing him lolcow milk. He checks twitter again. Anton is retweeting his own tweets again. Pathetic! We're $35 away from hitting that goal and making "Anton seethe every time"! $65/100
Bunghole Tiger is trying to send through a $100 superchat, but it's not working. "RP" superchats $5. Welcome to the Jungle Bish. Bunghole Tiger continues having technical difficulties. Was his superchat automatically filtered? What did it say? $70/100
Back to Laffin at Piggy. Now that Dingo is back in the Killstream mix, Cog reminds us of his previous feud with Ralph by playing leaked audio of a conversation between the two. He keeps pausing to guide his Top Feeder through the superchat refund process. We need that hundred!
The audio plays while Cog looks down at his phone. I bet he's owning Anton so hard right now.
Chat is enthralled by this audio.
Southern Dingo is viciously torn apart as Cog compares his voice to Mr. Garrison from South Park. Bunghole Tiger is still trying to get his money back. Links in chat for anyone who wants to support the show!
Bunghole Tiger sends in a screencap as proof of his bungholed donation.
Another viewer superchats $5! This guy hates the Gunt! Hearing him yell over a Guns n' Roses karaoke track never gets old. $75/100!
KING FEEDER'S SUPERCHAT FINALLY GOES THROUGH! Bunghole Tiger says that Anton is seething, and suggests making an "off the air" parody video about him. You really fucked up now, Anton! We've smashed level 1! Here comes the Mario music! "Anton COMPLETELY SEETHING on the internet!" Cog triumphantly plays his video tweet again. $175/200!
Cog is once more speaking directly to Ralph, calling him out for watching his show and seething, while being afraid of having a conversation with him. Ralph is terrified of being asked the gigolo question.
The Cogcord has made an Anton meme. It's a raccoon with a helmet. Got him!
"We like cute little raccoons, but Anton wants to fuck roadkill."
"Only when I pay attention to him!"
Back to dismantling Ralph. Ralph is fat and a bad father. Even Mrs. Cog calls him out
We're $25 away from smashing level 2. We could get some "double Anton seethe" if we hit $200! Links are in the chat again. He plays some gentle music and urges his viewers to donate. He claims that his family his a "wholesome" one, that doesn't do degenerate stuff like Ralph does. Ding ding! Bungole Tiger and Wyliesau both immediately chip in. Anton is going to have a rage-induced heart attack by the end of this stream. $195/200!
Cog speaks once more to Anton; "You made this possible. Every single donation that comes in today is because of you." Talk about a backfire! Another $5 dono comes in and we smash level 2! Chat wins! Welcome to the Jungle Bish. Zelda theme song. $200/300!
With the Huge Support finally coming through, Cog is much more enthusiastic about this stream. He pulls up some fresh Anton Seethe. Apparently Anton is upset on the internet because he's blocked from the Cog's World chat. As someone else who's been excogmunicated, I can confirm that this is indeed a traumatizing event.
Another $10 comes in from "you know who you are". I wonder who would want to donate anonymously? Are they ashamed of supporting a non-degenerate straight shooter? Whoever this is, is by far the weakest Coghead out there. Pitiful! $210
Bunghole Tiger is in chat going off on poor Anton. These two are now mortal enemies. I don't know about you guys, but I wouldn't want to get on Bunghole Tiger's bad side. Have you seen his memes?
Another $5 superchat! This guy misspells the word "break", but he lives in New Zealand, so English must be his second language. $215/300!
Cog is being called out for blocking the haters. He assures us that Anton is not blocked. He goes through his massive block list, and can't find the racoon avatar. He concludes that Anton has simply been "shadowbanned" for being a "spaz". Bunghole Tiger is loving this.
Bunghole Tiger suggests that Anton could be shadowbanned because he reported the Cog's World channel. What a self-own. Cog continues to claim that Anton has not been banned. Bunghole superchats $5 to repeat what he had just said less than a minute ago. Welcome to the Jungle Bish. $220/300
Cog theorizes that Anton is actually just afraid of talking in his chat. Typical hater, big and tough behind a keyboard but afraid of going toe-to-toe with the Cogster.
Now we're watching another Ralph clip. It is repeatedly paused so that Cog can ramble about Anton. This is a confusing segment. The Ralph clips are just background noise as everyone everyone discusses this week's alog. Bunghole Tiger still hasn't figured out how to get his hundred dollars back. Chat is trying to help.
The Ralph clip ends and a $5 donation comes in from Maya! "Anton is going quiet". He is seething because we've made so much money today.
Back to Ralph clips. Cog is saying that Ralph is both a "lolcow and horrorcow". Dingo is speaking, and Cog keeps pausing to do an impression of Mr. Garrison from South Park.
Anton got bored and stopped tweeting about Cog 20 minutes ago. Another Cog W! $230/300
Ralph is back on the screen and he is being debunked. Piggy is a hypocrite. He's a bad guy. He's fat and old and lives in Mexico, and he is stalking Cog.
FUNNY VIDEO BREAK! It's Brodyquest but with Ralph. Cog smiles and bobs his head along with the music.
More Ralph. Cog skips to a timestamp at the end of the VOD where Ralph admits that he was annoyed by the cogmentary about his toys. Cog is very pleased with himself.
We're at the end of the show now. Cog congratulates chat for owning Anton with donations. Bunghole Tiger really shut him up! Another successful stream. o7s everyone!
Money added to the feeding fund: $230
Coffee consumed: none
Misc mukbangs: 1 soda pop, 1 Red Bull
Ralph references: too many
Smoke breaks: 2
