The part that is disgusting is that it isn't cherry filling though, it is artificial cherry flavoured corn syrup (and having had that sort of thing I just know it is acidic as all hell too). I enjoy cherries, real ones, like the fruit, in a smoothie or protein shake, not the approximation by the Hostess corporation.
They're probably a 7-Eleven exclusive, which lucky for Jack the Nashville area and surrounding areas are the only parts of TN that have them. Like many chains, you're either surrounded by them or S.O.L. with not much room in between.
Already predicting he's tantruming over not being able to eat these without getting made fun of. It's actually hilarious how often he pisses himself off by thinking about stuff he tells himself he can't have.
Carnivore, by the way.
Do people really think a cherry Slurpee-flavored Twinkie would have real cherries in it?
that's what a diabetic, stroke patient needs: refined sugar. Christ, jack is the only person I know who would eat this shit. and he wonders why his glucose is high.
That'd be a little much for me even as a kid. I always went for the pizza rolls, not the pop tarts.
He says shit like this, but you can guarantee his brain shorts out the first minute of the debate trying to process what's being said.
He'll be busy with a text to speech app or tammy reciting to him the talking points he should have about it from facebook, instead of actually watching it.
Ever read the ingredients of maraschino cherries? There's not much natural about them either. I mean yes, theoretically, it's a cherry, but there's not much left of it by the time they get done pumping it full of artificial.
Sponge cake with cherry filling can be nice. If it's made with good ingredients. Like real cherries. Twinkies are an abomination against nature. They're shelf stable for about a month. Why? It's because there's no dairy or eggs in them. There's nothing there to go bad. All that's going to happen is they're going to slowly go stale. And even then... could you even tell?
Been hearing this for the past little while. It's what these people do. Unless everything goes their way it's immediately suspect. But I can tell you exactly how it's going to end. Both sides will claim victory. It happens every single time. Both sides will say their guy won. The funny part is pressing them on why and seeing the mental gymnastics they go through.
That and they taste nasty. Never understood the appeal they have.
A guy like him might actually benefit from getting a tapeworm. I mean it can't do much more harm than he's already willingly done to his body.
And you never will. It's a resurrected brand, and none of the neo hostess shit tastes remotely like it did before.
Are you kidding? The sawdust to keep it from clumping is likely the only sort of fiber he can get to keep him from being constipated due to all of the meat. If anything he'd gain weight, although Tammy might lose a few pounds during the work of having to deal with that.
Tapeworm would have a stroke too.
