Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

They built a wall to keep it out of their empire.

They were happy to conquer France, but whatever they saw in Scotland, they would rather it stayed on the other side of a pile of bricks.

Also, Fatrick is fat. He probably has Tiny Tim hobbling up and down Hadrians wall to get to places in London, in his abortion of a historical horror novel.

The only way he can relate to Victorian or Edwardian London is the fact that he dwells in a derelict hovel and drinks heavily due to the surrounding grim landscape.

Niki looks like she has consumption too.
The Romans never saw any point in conquering Scotland because it was full of quarrelsome savages and had no real resources they'd want to exploit. Same with Ireland. Shit, the whole province never really payed out enough for the maintenance costs of the military they stationed there. Nero came close to abandoning the whole place, and it was really just a prestige thing that kept them there, in my opinion.
little hit of historical sperging, but the area the Romans called Caledonia was the part of modern Scotland north of the Firth and Clyde, i.e. the highlands; the lowlands, the borders and everything up to central belt were part of Britannia
though the Romans later retreated to Hadrian's Wall, the Antonine Wall was the historical outer limit of their territory
they also reached and traded with what's now Ireland (Hibernia), though they never had any interest in conquering it
 
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Alrighty, back from a wagie binge and to my great joy it seems my beloved pig man is still a hilarious fucking retard (and also fat)
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Porktits confirms despite all his oinkings to the contrary that his GPA was indeed 1.7 and that the trolls are going to be enjoying prison for finding out
 
Porktits confirms despite all his oinkings to the contrary that his GPA was indeed 1.7 and that the trolls are going to be enjoying prison for finding out

He doesn't cite the statute violated. WI statute shit here.

The laws have obligations for the school to disclose/not disclose. But "theft"? How pray tell did pests "steal" that info? Normal "thefts" don't get an authentication stamp.

Perhaps Jackie is on that legal case being she's Ms. Butt Legal and all.
 
This fucking idiot, this moron, this mongoloid.

https://cactuscare.com/survive-freeze/ (a) "Some types of cactus can survive temperatures as low as -30 degrees Fahrenheit!"

Has he never heard of the high desert? Death Valley has record highs of 134º and lows of -9º (in God's temps, of course).

Many types of cactus can survive freezing just fine! The desert can get cold!

It looks like he has an Eastern Prickly Pear which is one of the more northern cacti, and it's edible, of course. Fat fuck probably eats it.
 
FERPA I think only works for students who are still in school. Once you are no longer a student that no longer applies.
This didn't sound right so I did a quick Google and the first result, for me, for "ferpa ex students", confirmed exactly what you're saying.

And as a bonus, it was a wisconsin.edu page.

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The more you know...
 
Patrick has conclusively proven that global warming is real by growing a cactus in Milwaukee.
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It looks like he has an Eastern Prickly Pear which is one of the more northern cacti, and it's edible, of course. Fat fuck probably eats it.

Congrats, he grew a cactus that can be found in Canada (though endangered). In a spot that was likely to grow well in.
 
All I want is liveblogging on this site during the election results. I want every single squeal injected directly into my veins.

Pate Silver is a funny pat because it’s so clear that all he’s doing is regurgitating cope without understanding right back at the very purveyors of said cope. Such NPC.
 
Where does the money come from, Rick?

This is like Nancy Pelosi claiming unemployment benefits are 500% more effective than people having jobs. You just pull the value in from the aether using the Divine Connection the state has.

Patrick S. Gehennason opines on Biden's poll numbers.
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Biden can't fail with advocates like Pat out there winning hearts and minds. In fact, the campaign ought to pay him to go door to door, like some sort of Joehovah's Witness.
"Because Biden has been overperforming every poll all year while Trump has been underperforming every poll?"

How could you know this until the election actually happens?
 
Where does the money come from, Rick?

This is like Nancy Pelosi claiming unemployment benefits are 500% more effective than people having jobs. You just pull the value in from the aether using the Divine Connection the state has.


"Because Biden has been overperforming every poll all year while Trump has been underperforming every poll?"

How could you know this until the election actually happens?
It's part of his future Tiny Tim novel he's writing. Just trust him bruv
 
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I'm not an economist, but I do know you have to spend money to make money, so giving everyone free money to stimulate the local economy seems like solid policy to me. It can only lead to good things, and you'd be crazy – not to mention cruel – to oppose it.

(To be serious, I believe the "give everyone money" approach was tried during Covid. The overall result was that the rich got richer and the rest of us got to enjoy massive inflation)
His study doesn't account for the millions of chinks, niggers and spics who would get their entire families together and pool their money to put 20 people into a 1 bedroom apartment, and spend their lives trying to scam people. Or the millions more people who would hop over the US' nonexistent southern border looking for the gibs. And like all welfare, it is impossible to get elected to public office on a platform of reducing the bloated system.
 
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