Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

Breadbear said:
So stupid question, but could a surgeon just cut her leg open, scoop out the fat and close her skin back together? And leave her looking like a melting ice cream cone?
I guess I'm imagining a large layer of inert fat between muscle and skin, which isn't exactly how bodies work, and I'm kind of a tard. I also imagine that if it were that easy, that's what people would do, but could someone not tarded in the subject sperg please?
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The surgeon documents all the different types of surgeries on his website. It was posted up thread but google schwartz total lipedema care. We were discussing one horrific surgery in particular that he invented which involves making an incision in the patient’s leg and manually pushing out the lipedema fat like popping a pimple. This seems like it would cause a great deal of trauma to the skin, at the very least. He then arranges the fat in various patterns, like hearts and takes photos for his insta. Yes this the surgeon that is so empowering, that Anna will trust him with her life.

Bipolar Tomato said:
Cara is documenting her lipedema journey, she has had surgery, not sure if the same as Anna's, but the surgery is just the first step. Based on what Cara has shown you need to follow a daily routine, will Anna be able to do that if that means not traveling for a while? I'm not sure she's that committed, she thinks surgery will be an easy fix and she will leave the hospital looking like Eugenia Cooney.

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And Cara had much more obvious lipedema than Anna (cuffing on legs). She states on her insta that she had 7 surgeries and now her pain is gone. She is still extremely morbidly obese. So I wonder if this lipedema will keep recurring and she will keep needing more surgeries. I’m sure removing some of this lipedema did help her pain but not addressing her obesity and all the health issues that come along with it as well makes it seem more like a bandaid solution.

Btw, re Anna using her super rare obesity genes as an excuse means she admits she DOES have obesity, not just lipedema. She is using double think and throwing out every excuse in the book hoping one will stick. Finding out you have obesity genes and giving up is like someone finding out they have those aggressive cancer genes and being like welp, guess I’ll die then. It’s clear she is tired of the online judgment about her weight and choices and wants to prove the haters wrong.

Also, correct me if Im wrong but on her health journey she was only counting protein? I thought she said she was counting protein for her workouts (lol) but she didn’t count calories because this wasn't about losing weight or something. Now she’s retconning being like, well I was eating healthy it must have been low calorie… because protein!
 
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She has the gall to proclaim its not her fault, that her choices had no bearing on her body, but also that the fat acceptance retards are also wrong? Bitch you've had enough cake, you can't have it all. You can't just poach fa talking points but reject the poisonous reputation that come with them.
 
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GenociderSyo said:
He doesn't use normal anesthesia. He uses "gentle anesthesia" which seems to be the twilight type since he says they will "walk right after surgery." You get to be semi aware as they squeeze the fat out of you it seems.
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GenociderSyo said:
Dr. Jaime Schwartz uses TIVA-assisted (Total Intravenous Anesthesia)
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bliblblblbbllb said:
They're claiming their Total Intravenous Anesthesia somehow avoids the common adverse effects of anesthesia? From what I understand they're comparing some form of twilight sedation towards total anesthesia, but it's still.... kinda misleading imo....
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So TIVA is just continuous IV sedation, instead of using volatile anaesthetic gases (which are actually quite bad for the environment too). TIVA is what every patient in ICU who is sedated is on, it's not at all new but it's relatively new in the Surgical/Anaesthetic world.

Just like with a sedated patient in ICU, you have a range of medications you can choose to use.
Something like propofol is great when you want to wake the person up quickly (very short halflife, and basically if you stop running it the patient will wake up), but has downsides of dropping your blood pressure, and you need to be intubated and ventilated (have a breathing tube inserted and have a machine breathe for you).
Midazolam is another common choice but the half-life is longer so the patient takes a little while to wake up after stopping the infusion. They may also need to be intubated and ventilated if you're running an infusion. However the fun part of Midazolam is that it causes amnesia by stopping memories from being laid down. Even when the patient is talking to you they will have zero memory of doing so.

However the likely medication used for someone like Anna is ketamine. Ketamine will cause some amnesia, but most importantly you won't stop breathing so you don't need airway or breathing support. (However if you have a patient who uses a CPAP it would be a good idea to put that on them, but you wouldn't need to put a breathing tube in).

All of the above are usually paired with an opioid analgesic like morphine/fentanyl etc. as well so the patient is comfortable as well as sleepy.
 
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Bogliacci said:
She has the gall to proclaim its not her fault, that her choices had no bearing on her body, but also that the fat acceptance retards are also wrong? Bitch you've had enough cake, you can't have it all. You can't just poach fa talking points but reject the poisonous reputation that come with them.
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Because you see, she needs these special treatments! FA means accepting and not changing. She has no control and it’s not her fault AND she needs a quack to fix her body so she can feel better and do normal things like walk.
 
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This whole surgery, it‘s not my fault arc is horrifying to me. Any surgery carries risks but with her many health issues and lifestyle, she should be running (heh) away screaming. This is an absolutely terrible decision on her part. She’d rather risk her life than take accountability.

She’d be much better served by using the money on some inpatient care/counseling, trying to get to the bottom of WHY she‘s like this.

I know I’m preaching to the choir here but this could be the end of her. Chantal has been steadily racing to the finish line but Anna just blew past her.
 
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Recap of Dr Unethical Schwartz, so I can post in Community Happenings, who likes to squeeze fat out of patients and use it like playdoh to turn them into hearts and letters and post it on IG. Think he will spell Anna? Or Glitter and Lazers?

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Video of Procedure:

She only met this doctor in May and already is about to go under his playdoh knife.

Feel free to puruse his IG at your own peril.

His license is in disciplinary status.

He promises his TLC patients they will be able to go out and about town and eat out on the day of their "surgery."
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A post with info on the doctor.

Their aftercare instructions.

The attachment is NSFL it is his "research" and info on procedure.

Recap:
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  • She is acting like she has a terminal illness.
    • "I'm stage 4 which is the worst."
      • But she isn't she does not have the cuffing that comes with stage 4.
  • She is using music like that used in docudramas.
  • She has now diagnosed herself with hyper extension.
  • She seems to think one surgery will solve everything.
  • People were mean to her so she stopped sharing her health journey.
  • She lost 100 lbs on wegovy.
    • She states she never spoke about being on wegovy before when she did entire advertisements for it.
    • She was on it for 8 months before she plateaued.
    • She states wegovy treated her pain and inflammation and going off of it for surgery has made her feel like shit.
  • She only eats 1800 to 2000 calories a day. (I think she meant an hour).
  • She maxed dosage of wegovy so they changed to zepbound and then back to wegovy.
    • She says zepbound gave her allergic reaction and made her MORE hungry.
  • She admits she has neuropathy but its totally because of lipedema.
  • She says all her doctors have diagnosed her with lipedema by now.
  • The fact there are no compression garments that fit her for her thighs was not a wake up call.
  • She doctor shopped until she found this guy.
  • She refused to deal with her vascular issues during summer because she couldn't do swimwear, but states she specifically chose to do this during summer because its "quite during summer."
  • She totally walked 5 to 6 miles a day guys.
  • Wegovy withdrawn
    • 1 week her skin hurt to be touched so no more holding Data.
    • 2 week she couldn't walk her magic 5 to 6 miles a day.
    • Her muscles magically atrophied so she couldn't do her workouts anymore.
  • All her work is gone! The wegovy going away took all her hard work away and that's why she isn't doing things anymore.
  • Run lab is still working with her and is doing an assessment before her surgery.
    • She is so scared that the big bad wegovy made her lock her legs and they will say BAD ANNA BAD DOG GO TO THE CORNER.
  • WAHHHHHHHHHHH WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I WAKE UP IN PAIN EVERY DAY! IT IS BAD! SO BAD! I CALL JON JON WHY AM I TIRED WHY WONT YOU SCREW ME JON JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON I SMELL YOU JONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
  • Now she has new pain. oh god the munchie pain. Her shoulders and arms hurt now. She is all bruised so many bruises, JON WHY DO YOU BEAT YOUR FATTY JON?!
  • Someone was mean to her! Oh nos! they were mean on youtube to her!
    • "Asshole man on internet is saying I pronounce it wrong!"
  • She has therapy now because its not her fault at all its lipdema that did this.
  • GAG FAKE CRY I JUST WANT TO HELP OTHER PEOPLE! HAES CRAP HASES CRAP.
  • She stopped losing weight because shes making lipedema faster then she burns fat cells. SHE IS BECOMING LIPEDEMA...SHE IS LIPDEMAPOOL!
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  • She is "living proof that you can't eat healthy and exercise the lipedema away."
  • SQUEEZE THE TEARS OUT LIKE HE WILL SQUEEZE YOUR FAT OUT! FAKE TEARS FAKE FAT HEARTS OF FAT DOCTORS GONNA SIT ON HER STOMACH AND JUMP SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE THE CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!
  • She has many many comorbidities guys but shes way to upset to say what they are....but when shes better she totally will tell us them. EVERY DAY SHE CRYS HER FAKE TEARS.
  • She hides her pain so shes not a burden so people won't exclude her.
  • She admits at the end in an off comment she cannot take care of Data and makes others do it now.
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Not familiar with this cow’s story, but who’s going to help her get those compression garments off and back on again when she needs to shower? My SIL is a fit (but insecure), size 8 woman who got minor lipo on her thighs and abdomen post-baby and she looked (and felt) like she’d been in a fucking car accident afterward. Her mom had to move in to help her recover and it took much longer than the doctor had promised. This bitch is going to be miserable lol.

davids877 said:
At her weight it is very likely that one surgery will solve everything.
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Yeah it could very well kill her, but seeing her live in agony would be funnier.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
Not familiar with this cow’s story, but who’s going to help her get those compression garments off and back on again when she needs to shower? My SIL is a fit (but insecure), size 8 woman who got minor lipo on her thighs and abdomen post-baby and she looked (and felt) like she’d been in a fucking car accident afterward. Her mom had to move in to help her recover and it took much longer than the doctor had promised. This bitch is going to be miserable lol.


Yeah it could very well kill her, but seeing her live in agony would be funnier.
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Is she going to try to rope Jon ( her camera man/ assistant/ bitch) into doing it under the guise of documenting the recovery process?

Hopefully she paid for some in patient care facility or something, but based on doctor Schwartz info, he makes it sound like recovery is no big deal.
 
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GenociderSyo said:
She is "living proof that you can't eat healthy and exercise the lipedema away."
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Probably one of the most delusional statements I’ve heard from Anna. If she was actually eating healthy, as in proper portion control, and laying off on the alcohol and sugary drinks, weight would be melting off of her. She could restrict herself to only 2500 calories a day and still lose weight. Even when she tried to make “healthy” recipes, she couldn’t limit her portion sizes, and said meals weren’t much better nutritionally compared to what she was eating before. She also couldn’t bring herself to just eat fresh produce as a snack instead of these elaborate concoctions (or overpriced snack foods). I don’t see why she couldn’t have just made single serving snacks of apples and peanut butter, or hummus and carrots. She made being healthy into an unsustainable trend, like she does with most things. She didn’t need all the fancy workout clothes, protein bars, and unsafe exercises. She likes quick fixes that can be solved with money, but money can’t buy discipline.
 
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Shiverpeaks said:
Pictures of the fat playdoh should be included in the community happening linking post. Not everyone has instagram and it's an important part of this story.
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(looks down at polenta lunch) well i guess lunch is over now. Let me go find a nice one.

I know i did a post with horrible pictures of what he does, but I cannot find it anymore or I would have linked it.
 
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