Official Kiwifarms Woman-Hate Thread - DO NOT post about OTHER USERS or OTHER THREADS from THIS WEBSITE.

[The Hardest R]

This picture speaks for itself:

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Do they though? In my experience they just seethe and find petty ways to snipe at each other for years.

Can a femoid expert explain why is hoodoo voodoo shit so popular with women? I'm talking about shit like "healing crystals" or whatever. I've noticed that it has spread like wildfire in my shithole in the last 5 years or so

These women like the thought of possessing some magical powers that allow them to do special things that others, specifically other women, don’t get to have. Most women’s value comes from genetics: how pretty their face is, how big their tits get, the thickness of their hair, the shape of their body, etc. are all determined by genetics, forces beyond their control. It is consistent that they believe they have magic innate powers that they don’t have to earn or put work into.

 

[seri0us]

Wow.. le anime is.. BADD !!

Touhou is not anime

 

[Night Raiders]

You posted it while he was having a melty that’s the real reason. I was impressed that day because every post in the pay to win section was about (((someone))) complaining about what someone said in here.

Wait, there's a fucking 4chan gold youtube premium super secret member club thread for the paypiggies?

No, but this does.
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Wow.. le anime is.. BADD !!
Let me change my pfp into a '90s rpg to be less pedophilic and cool like you grandpa

You think that's bad? I'm changing my pfp now. Actually no, it's way too cursed. Here's a tamer one.

 

[S3y88]

Touhou is not anime

It's not Touhou

 

[Bungdit Din]

That's why you make her reciprocate by getting her to do ever more degrading things in the bedroom.

Not really equivalent, since they like that shit. True reciprocation would be making her sit through Hacksaw Ridge or dragging her to an industrial museum.

 

[DumbDude43]

Not really equivalent, since they like that shit. True reciprocation would be making her sit through Hacksaw Ridge or dragging her to an industrial museum.

force your girl to play through a 50 hour factorio run with you to establish dominance

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Men will fuck anything.
I've made an account on a dating site with pictures of a girl with down syndrome on my profile and still got plenty of match.

You tempted men with retard strength kung fu grip and expected men not to enticed?

Girls cry when you do what they want but aren't as enthusiastic about it as they are. I've had to explain to my gf that sometime I do things with her just to spend time with her, not because I cared about the thing. She struggled to understand.

LOL SIMP. YOU CARED ABOUT A VAGINA-HAVER?! Fr, they legit don't understand this.

In 2005 I went to watch ‘Just Like Heaven’ with my then-GF; a rom-com starring Reese Witherspoon and Mark cuntface Ruffalo, with literally no memorable moments in the entire sorry fucking 100 minutes. It was fucking torture and although my penance secured me some decent bedroom action later that evening, I now look back and can only muster anger at my total fucking lack of self-respect.

Relationships for men are just a ritualistic succession of degrading activities, endured purely to get laid.

I got dragged into one of the Twilights. Terrible experience. Then I got a woman who didn't drag me to awful movies. Except Harry Potter....and boy were those hit n miss. At least I didn't get dragged into Hotel Chihuahua like some poor men I knew. Fuck me, the dumb shit women will sit through just because it's a talking fucking cute animal....

disagree. if you're both a. a good parent and b. let your kids dress like retards when they're young, they get it out of their system and don't have an adult-life crisis. that's why we don't see people wearing 30 tank tops layered or scene adults.

Nigga, have you SEEN Dankula's wife?! Fuck, have you seen Dankula?! We see plenty of scene adults. They're cringe and gross.

Some will. Good men save their hearts.

A good man will save his heart. A smart man will save his sanity. A wise man saves your ex girlfriend's phone number.

Sometimes you've just got to suffer Gilmore girls and Gray's anatomy or some shitty Netflix show

As much as I agree with not doing things you don't want to, I second this. Some of the most fun I've had with women is watching dumb girl shit. Hell, there was one show about a pregnant teenage girl that we watched together that actually turned out to be super based. For the final season as the cast leaves for college, the main cast of girls just straight up became the villains of the series. It ends with all the girls either destroying their futures and/or families by being hoes and wanting to ride college schlong. The only one who got what she wanted was the whore of the series because she dumps her career goals and college aspirations to be with her boyfriend and go on to be rich.

Doesn't have to be. Truth is a lot of men don't know the balance between hot and crazy.

I don't think it's balance between hot and crazy they don't understand, in my experience it's men not knowing what they should and shouldn't tolerate.

 

[Pomniman]

Because when you eat your girl's pussy full of your own cum, you have that girl completely.

Nigger, if you're out there eating semen out of a snatch you're her girl.

 

[Frosty Fetus]

nice meme, but it's actually not far from the truth
the most common suicide methods chosen by women are wrist cutting, and overdosing on pharmaceuticals. both of these have super low success rates because people half-ass that shit like crazy. like, swallowing a dozen otc painkiller pills and then telling your mom about it so you are taken straight to the hospital. or, cutting your wrists in the bathtub but stopping at first blood and waiting for your parents to find you sitting in a pool of red water.

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in my opinion most failed suicide attempts are cries for help, without serious intent to end your life.
if you really want to die, it is not difficult to achieve that goal. hanging in particular is available to anyone, anywhere - even inmates in prison cells sometimes manage to do it. and if you put a minimum amount of thought and effort into it you'll have a MUCH higher success chance than the ~60% shown here (which includes lots of cases where people get walked in on and saved by others)

but don't get me wrong, there are actual failed suicide survivors. i've seen articles abuot people who blew their faces off with guns, but survived in a horribly disfigured state, and there are also people who jump off bridges but don't die and end up paralyzed for life. really brutal shit. just not the "swallowed ten paracetamol pills then called 911 on myself" types.

I was once having a conversation with a psychiatrist friend of mine and apparently when women attempt suicide they choose methods such wrist cutting and other suicide attempts with low success rates. That's mainly because women when attempt suicide actually unsure if they want to die. It has nothing to do with being lazy but simply a ploy for attention and alleviating mental issues by grabbing people's focus.

In contrast when men commit suicide they actually want to die and prefer methods with high success rates such as hanging and shooting themselves. Men who commit suicide would rather "cure" their mental health by just dying. Macabre yet fascinating stuff.

 

[eatler]

Any particular gems?

A lot of it was just complaining in pay to win so no unfortunately. It did break into a fight at one point because they posted too many posts from one source.

 

[Sniperwoof]

It's absolutely shameful how easy it is to troll people on a site supposedly full of badass tough internet savvy people.

I make one one shitpost it the Dr Disrespect thread and half the site is so spitting mad they have blood coming out of their eyes.

How did we sink this far?

I'm going to defend rape in some threads this is fun as fuck.

 

[Bungdit Din]

I'm going to defend insist on the necessity of rape in some all threads

Go Based or go home, bro...

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

A lot of it was just complaining in pay to win so no unfortunately. It did break into a fight at one point because they posted too many posts from one source.

I just live rent free in everyone's heads.

It's absolutely shameful how easy it is to troll people on a site supposedly full of badass tough internet savvy people.

I make one one shitpost it the Dr Disrespect thread and half the site is so spitting mad they have blood coming out of their eyes.

How did we sink this far?

I'm going to defend rape in some threads this is fun as fuck.

Usually trolling in Lolcow threads is generally frowned upon. People will get one running gag here and there but usually they like to keep it on topic. It's not worth bothering with because those threads do get cleaned up and constantly derailing them WILL nab you that Pink Badge of Honor.

That being said, I love it when dumb hoes say "animals don't rape. Only men do." because then I get to explain the logistics of how ducks breed and the evolution of the cavernous duck vagina and the coiled duck penis. But fr, most animals reproduce exclusively through rape. Most mating is rape. Very few animals or insects reproduce by means other than rape. Consent is not something that exists for most of the animal kingdom.

 

[Spud]

Go Based or go home, bro...

Think it, dream it, do it.

 

[Idiot Doom Spiral]

It's absolutely shameful how easy it is to troll people on a site supposedly full of badass tough internet savvy people.

I make one one shitpost it the Dr Disrespect thread and half the site is so spitting mad they have blood coming out of their eyes.

How did we sink this far?

I'm going to defend rape in some threads this is fun as fuck.

If you want to experience real bloodsports here, enter the Elden Ring thread and mention how the gameplay is basically endless rolling around the floor like a complete prick.

The soy equivalent of Mentos and cola.

 

[Spud]

The soy equivalent of Mentos and cola.

Nah nah, you say how it's nothing more than just rolling and always has been since Demon Souls, they're all the same game just with a new coat of paint (I've played all of them)

 

[Bungdit Din]

Think it, dream it, do it.

Beyond a certain point, the jokes start to write themselves.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

We see plenty of scene adults. They're cringe and gross.

if their parents were strict, then yeah

 

[Ser Prize]

There's some things in this world you can only feel. Women love that shit because feeling is all they do. Are there actual paranormal practices? Yes. Will it work for any of these hoebags on Tik Tok? Fuck no.


Acupuncture is real and can work depending on what you're doing with it and who's doing it. If you're somewhere where there is no Chinese population, or Chinatown though, good luck. One of the biggest caveats though is for it to work, the person doing it can't be a stoner or alcoholic. So, yeah. Those western hoes get thrown out immediately.

Fun fact: acupuncture predates chinamen. In the early 90's people discovered Otzi the ice man, a really well preserved caveman who was found frozen in the Alps. How well preserved? We can see his tattoos. And that's what brings us to acupuncture.

As another interesting fact: Neolithic people may have had dentistry.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

if their parents were strict, then yeah

Not necessarily. Kids with parents who had strict rules tend to follow those rules. Especially if they wisely picked which battles were worth fighting over. Kids are products of their environments. They won't go nuts and have a phase unless society encourages them to and they don't recognize and are immune to gayops. If you prepare your kid for that though, you'll be fine.