Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[MunsterCheeseJr]

Aaron is streaming with Keanu again. She is/was that former sex worker. I caught part of her other stream chatting with another former online porn girl. You can still find images of Keanu's butthole online. Only Fans was still live as of 2022. I haven't checked to see if it is still active now that she is getting married.

Keanu seems more well adjusted than April, Nick & Aaron. But that is all relative. I would expect her upcoming marriage to crash and burn.

I have no idea why Chrissie Mayr floods her streams with sex workers. I guess tits and ass gets views. It is clear why the Only Fans girls guest on her streams. It is advertisement, hoping that some thirsty boys will see them and subscribe to their Only Fans.

Nick had already expressed absolute contempt for the people that he had to let stay there for a while

My understanding is that the people staying in Nick's new crack shack were relatives. My best guess is it was Kayla's sister who lives locally and goes to the same church. I can understand why having Kayla's sister there who reported the situation to the police would cramp Nick's style of wife swapping and snorting cocaine.

 

[mailfrawd]

"Hopefully see you tonight for a stream."

I bet it won't be on Youtube.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Four. His, Kayla's, the children's (under McKenna Law), and the GAL.

Plus the family law lawyer for Nick & Kayla

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Its an interesting narrative. One thing I wonder about is if Nick's finances by that point required selling that house. That he needed the money from Aaron buying the house to shore up his own money situation. I wonder about this because if Nick was as rich as he pretends to be, he could have let them stay in that house as much as they wanted without a purchase. The only reason I can see for everyone in the polycule pushing so hard for Aaron to buy the house was a need for the money from it. Its would also be right in line with junkie thinking to sell something like a house to get more cash at a point where cash isn't coming in like it used to.

I've had a theory that Nick is tighter on money than he claims for awhile now. That he's probably not hurting necessarily, but he's definitely not as wealthy as he once was. He spends like an ass hole, had no income, a $3000 snack budget, etc. etc. Lawsuits also are not cheap. He's been taking financial Ls for awhile now. Maybe it's not that he isn't paying the tickets, maybe he can't pay the tickets.

Part of the reason for wanting Aaron to buy the old balldo bunker (tbf at a reasonable rate), was so Nick could put the addition on to his house, INCLUDING THE SEX DUNGEON

"Please buy my house so I can build an extension onto my home so I can build an extra room to plow your wife harder". WHAT NEW LEVELS OF CUCKOLDRY. Fucking hell man...imagine agreeing to ANY of this?! What is this Insanity?

Hate Aaron all you want. But the guy at least can give us something to speculate on.

I hate Aaron but he's a special type of moron who constantly tells on himself and doesn't understand how insane the truth he's rattling off really is. He may not be Jack Murphy levels of cuckoldry, but he's ascended far beyond your average cuckold. He's at least a Super See-in 2 Cuckold.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I’d respect Balldo defenders if they just came out and said shit like:

Cringe moralfags seething at based Neglectchads.

Like there’s no real argument with Nick for liberty or the right to parent your kids as you like. He’s just a piece of shit.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

So at minimum $500x3 + Randazza 's fee of 5k an hour.

Conservatively. He might be paying for 5 or 6 (including Randazza and the one who PHV'd him in), concurrently.

Plus the family law lawyer for Nick & Kayla

5-6 total, perhaps, cannot be good on the finances.

- Randazza (Civil)
- Local MN barrister that brought Randazza in (Civil)
- Local criminal (Nick)
- Local criminal (Kayla)
- Local Children's Lawyer (Family)
- Local Guardian ad Litem (Family)

He might even have another for thr family court case if his criminal cannot handle both

 

[Farsided]

Aaron is streaming with Keanu again. She is/was that former sex worker. I caught part of her other stream chatting with another former online porn girl. You can still find images of Keanu's butthole online. Only Fans was still live as of 2022. I haven't checked to see if it is still active now that she is getting married.
[...]

It's still up as of today, the link was on her IG page that now requires to have an account yourself.

Spoiler: Keanu OF

https://onlyfans.com/keanucthompson

 

[AnOminous]

He still seems more concerned with the court of public opinion than the legal courts. Which is just Nick being Nick.

He's too dumb to realize when his ass has been well and truly whooped. Even his own chat is mostly people mocking him. He has to suck the dicks of people superchatting him with insults by reading them out loud like a dancing monkey.

 

[RodgerDodger]

He might even have another for thr family court case if his criminal cannot handle both

Or he is paying the Criminal guy for 2 different cases, 2 different representations

 

[AnOminous]

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"Hopefully see you tonight for a stream."

I bet it won't be on Youtube.

I'm sure a cokehead non-practicing Balldo lawyer facing felonies and child neglect charges knows more than a 30 year U.S. prosecutor.

Nick is a jackass if he thinks just criminally prosecuting your political opponents to interfere with the election doesn't present serious issues, even if nobody but people with actual standing could bring suit, which might be limited to Trump himself.

Nick is just being a contrarian retard, but I hope he gets Trumptards after his hedonistic degen ass for this.

 

[daffodils]

My understanding is that the people staying in Nick's new crack shack were relatives. My best guess is it was Kayla's sister

It wasn't the sister. The people who lived there are mentioned in one of the police documents. Kayla's sister is named Jaymelee, the woman who lived in the house with her husband is named Laura.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Part of the reason for wanting Aaron to buy the old balldo bunker (tbf at a reasonable rate), was so Nick could put the addition on to his house, INCLUDING THE SEX DUNGEON

There is no way to positively spin a guy who wants to turn the home he shares with five children into a cold weather Hedonism II. It’s even worse than just turning the entire spare house into a space dedicated to degeneracy.

But I’m sure his cult faithful will find a way to present this as wholesome and defensible. “Sex is part of a healthy marriage! Yes, even with other people. Consensual sex is not a crime!”

 

[Strix454]

I would put money on Nick’s strategy being to have Aaron around to babysit Kayla AND April, freeing him up to fuck prostitutes whenever he wanted without one of them tagging along. No matter how much April might think he’s in love with her, we have seen time and again that Nick gets tired of his toys fairly quickly. He’s probably already resenting Aaron for bouncing and limiting his ability to get regular fixes of new pussy.

Aaron was supposed to be the new nanny for the adult women. Making Spaghetti-O’s for the kids was just him doing OT.

I would agree. I think Nick was mentally done with Kayla, kids, family and marriage at the time they hooked up with April and Aaron. In his own inevitably lazy way he saw the solution to all his problems being dumping everyone and everything on Aaron.....and getting a big cash infusion of Aaron's money through the house sale. Then he would have money for his personal priorities like building the sex dungeon.

As far as April goes, I think April went full coke whore and that eventually the only thing she was in love with was Nick's cocaine. I doubt there is any love as such between Nick and April.

Some of the events have (IMO) Nick's fingerprints all over them. Get Aaron to move into the other house, have April threaten to leave him if he doesn't, have April further demand that he put her name on the new house. Try to use Kayla against Aaron, but have so little confidence her ability to manipulate him that you (Nick) come along to make sure things stay on script. If Aaron had been dumb enough to agree to it all, he would have been trapped into being Nick's manservant. With April's name on the house, he would have been in danger of losing just about everything.

 

[DumbDude43]

Try to use Kayla against Aaron, but have so little confidence her ability to manipulate him that you (Nick) come along to make sure things stay on script.

...but then he got so drunk that he just passed out in aarons front yard lmao
probably ruined his master plan right then and there, great job balldoman!

 

[anionfarflung]

Rekieta Islam arc when?

This is probably the only thing that could make me hate him even more.

The only reason I can see for everyone in the polycule pushing so hard for Aaron to buy the house was a need for the money from it.

You're probably right, but another possible reason might be to get Aaron more tangled up in the cult.

So like Ralph, Nick also went from left to right. He really is the second coming of Ralph.

I don't think this is quite fair. This rant was out of the norm for the context of his other rants on Facebook during this era, which were fairly conservative/libertarian. My take is that he was just being less edgy for the only audience he had at the time, i.e. mostly normie real-life friends and family. It really is an anomaly, and I don't quite understand it.

islam even allows for polygamy (april) and slavery (aaron)

But it only allows polygamy up to four wives, and only if you can support them. hmm

 

[Kino Dogmeat]

Rekieta Islam arc when?

Alcohol is haram so never

 

[Maraschino]

Alcohol is haram so never

To be fair, it would be funny to watch Nick try to claim Muhammad was just a "regular man" and then watch as his neighbors decide to execute him publicly for heresy.

Muslims are way less forgiving of that shit than Christians.

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

Alcohol is haram so never

If he can be a polygamic Evangelical, then he can be an alcoholic Muslim. Stop being such a bigot bro. Live your dreams.

 

[Gorbus]

The only route I see Nick killing himself is if he's both going to jail for serious time AND thinks he can turn himself into the killdozer of cuckoldry. It's gotta incorporate some extreme level of self-mythologization.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I've had a theory that Nick is tighter on money than he claims for awhile now. That he's probably not hurting necessarily, but he's definitely not as wealthy as he once was. He spends like an ass hole, had no income, a $3000 snack budget, etc. etc. Lawsuits also are not cheap. He's been taking financial Ls for awhile now. Maybe it's not that he isn't paying the tickets, maybe he can't pay the tickets.

He had enough to bail his wife and self out of jail. I imagine with things being in the discovery phase (Nick said it’s the most expensive) and his streaming tanking he’s back to relying on his monthly tugboat from his trust fund. Luckily for Nick the kids are gone so he can save an easy $3000 a month on snacks for money to snort. Things are looking up for ol Balldo!