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When will Jack drop dead?

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Had this topic in Culinary School. It's crazy, yes, those are Cherries. But they literally get bleached into oblivion (they turn literally Albino), then getting another chemical water bad to get rid of the acid & then get that colour with something that is considered questionable healthwise. It's called Erythrosin if I remember it correctly.
Yeah, erythrosine (red #3) is banned in many countries, with an EU exception for its use in cocktail cherries. Red #40 is commonly used instead though, even in countries like the US where red #3 is legal.

The dye isn't the only artificial ingredient in those cherries, though. You're not even tasting a real cherry. Chemists have come up with a whole cocktail of different compounds that they combine to make stuff taste like cherries.
 
Im not at home but there's these delicious and pricy cherries soaked in luxardo a cherry liquor. You will never go back. Only thing is being booze laden you won't feel one but I'd still shy giving to kids.

You can get those gross ones at the dollar store I think a little jar about same size was 11?

I'm looking forward and already upset if Jack does exotic meat. While not exotic who can forget the classic bison burger? Back when he was functioning mostly.

I'm looking forward to reading his retard theories on the POTUS debate . Not looking forward to his faggot bitmoji tho. God that thing makes me angry.
 
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Do what Jack does when Oreos are in the house.

Clear cookies.
 
Like actually trying to follow what your doctors and nurses tell you about your health.
Why would he when GOD saved him and healed from the strokes and shit. Seriously, it still annoys me that he said god saved him while he bashes doctors and nurses. At this point, I think his doctors are just trying to stop god from taking him. Give it up, guys. It’s not worth protecting him anymore
 
Why would he when GOD saved him and healed from the strokes and shit. Seriously, it still annoys me that he said god saved him while he bashes doctors and nurses. At this point, I think his doctors are just trying to stop god from taking him. Give it up, guys. It’s not worth protecting him anymore
Jack's putting those doctors kids thru law school, dude legitimately the meme of boomer drain.
 
Oh, boy. New A-log posts about Rob incoming.

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Josh disabled it during a tantrum. Rather than clicking the alert menu (bell), click your username to the left of it and then "reactions received." Josh has further sabotaged that by setting the reaction tallies to exaggerated numbers.
 
He says shit like this, but you can guarantee his brain shorts out the first minute of the debate trying to process what's being said.
He has no intention of watching it, he'll wait to swallow whatever his right wing news apps tell him happened in the morning.

That and they taste nasty. Never understood the appeal they have.
There are two kinds of maraschino cherries, the kind that are flavored with straight sugar so they taste like candy and the ones flavored like bitter almonds so they taste like shit. You'll find the latter at the cheaper ice cream parlors.
 
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Fatty can't even be bothered to take a picture of the delivered appliances or the apparently busted up oven. How would someone even manage to break an oven made of metal without obvious damage to the packaging? I hope they opened it to check which appliance was broken and Samsung refuses to replace it because the package was opened :story:
 
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Fatty can't even be bothered to take a picture of the delivered appliances or the apparently busted up oven. How would someone even manage to break an oven made of metal without obvious damage to the packaging? I hope they opened it to check which appliance was broken and Samsung refuses to replace it because the package was opened :story:

Knowing Jack, it's probably 'broken' because he didn't specify to the contractor he wanted a gas hookup.
 
Had this topic in Culinary School. It's crazy, yes, those are Cherries. But they literally get bleached into oblivion (they turn literally Albino), then getting another chemical water bad to get rid of the acid & then get that colour with something that is considered questionable healthwise. It's called Erythrosin if I remember it correctly.
The worst part is? You can get them in just about every color out there.

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Of course they're flavored but still... this is nasty.
 
Of course they're flavored but still...
Yeah but so are the cherry cherries. That was kinda my entire point. It's not just the red dye that's artificial.

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I'd say that the texture of the cherries is the only thing that's "natural" about them, but with all those preservatives I don't think I could do it and still manage to keep a straight face.
 
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