Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Brochacho]

Five days without publicly posting on Twitter, and now an announcement he is streaming tonight? I assume he spent the last few days working on "more important things behind the scenes", which would be Rekieta-speak for buying cocaine. It was far too optimistic of me to even entertain the notion that his lawyer had convinced him to get off social media ahead of the trial.

Gotta get those sweet post-debate grifter bucks. Can't help himself

 

[Farsided]

Remember what Balldo took from you!
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Cruelty to animals, huge ego, manipulation and lies, interested in serial killers, lack of empathy and accept no responsability.

Is there a 'serial killer' tag on the Rekieta Bingo Card ?

 

[Shig O'nella]

Is there a 'serial killer' tag on the Rekieta Bingo Card ?

Nah. Serial killers have a work ethic.

If someone else did all the work, maybe he'd do the killin, but I doubt it.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

And then it got worse when he decided to focus on his sex life and relationship advice that nobody asked for (two of the people he's claimed to help have divorced, btw).

I think he started droning on about sex and relationships because his was such a disaster. Kayla wasn’t fully embracing Nick wanting a harem, so he would show how wrong she was by being a YT expert on relationships!! How could Kayla try to argue against a man if he has a hundred thousand people coming to him for advice about their relationships!? Look at all these people in his Locals that agree!

Aaron revealing that Kayla listened to Nick’s streams surprised me, but now some of his weird streams make more sense given that he was talking to Kayla, about her or trying to demonstrate “all these people” support his pov. Weird form of peer pressure to deploy, but seems to fit Nick’s personality.

I think Nick abandoned Lawtube because the other lawyers were onto him about being a "nonpracticing lawyer" and he didn't want his inexperience publicly exposed. He tried to convert to a lifestyle channel, but nobody wanted to watch that.

This is really why he backed off lawtube. He was a shitty lawyer. He has been so wrong about cases he personally was involved with. His lawtube mostly involved telling his audience what they wanted to hear or just being the contrarian voice because he had zero actual insight.

I had watched the Depp trial via Nick and thought it was good, but thought he was a full blown retard when it came to the Murdaugh trial. Maybe because Murdaugh was so obviously guilty Nick thought he would be the maverick voice proclaiming his innocence but that backfired

The only reason I can see for everyone in the polycule pushing so hard for Aaron to buy the house was a need for the money from it. Its would also be right in line with junkie thinking to sell something like a house to get more cash at a point where cash isn't coming in like it used to.

Nicky has some big legal bills after all.

After years of his parents subsidizing him three years ago Nick could have finally supported himself and his family. Maybe he told his parents he didn’t need their strings attached funding anymore, Nick is a big boy now!!

Only he crashed it into the ground and if he’s only got his streaming income he’s got to be in a tight spot. Going back to mom and dad to return the money flow would be hard on Nick, he’d probably try to do a lot of shit before going hat in hand to mom. Not just out of pride, but because the parents would be “wtf Nick!?! Where did the money go?!? You need to quit drinking! Who is this April?! “

Selling a house (that the trust owns btw) would either allow him a big cash influx he needs or to pay money he owes, to lawyers, to CC companies, to parents, etc…

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Raccoon army assemble!

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Spoiler: An extra story in 3 parts

 

[St. Alia of the Knife]

Selling a house (that the trust owns btw) would either allow him a big cash influx he needs or to pay money he owes, to lawyers, to CC companies, to parents, etc…

The house he wanted to sell to Aaron and April is the smaller house he and Kayla owned (and which is rumoured to have housed some relative of Kayla, whom he finally kicked out, apparently).

I am not sure he could sell the house he lives in now, as it is the trust-owned one-- Robert Lord Enterprises or some damn thing(LOL) (as you note).

 

[Procrastinhater]

The only route I see Nick killing himself is if he's both going to jail for serious time AND thinks he can turn himself into the killdozer of cuckoldry. It's gotta incorporate some extreme level of self-mythologization.

The Killdozer of Cuckoldry.
The Balldozer.

 

[Strix454]

New Aaron Qover details from today's stream:

- Nobody asked or told Kayla about April moving into the house before she had done it. Aaron assumes that Nick knew, but Kayla was initially not ok with April arriving and putting her clothes in the house. He implies that she was upset about it, but didn't confront Nick directly about it.

- Aaron gave a more elaborate description of his last day with the Qover:
-- According to Aaron, Nick was angry that Kayla forgave Aaron about the Pawverbs book reading lie too easy. (Aaron may be spinning this one).
---The same day, Nick got Kayla's phone and started reading Aaron & Kayla's messages to each other. This may tie into past statements attributed to Nick that Aaron was "lying" about Nick to Kayla.
---Nick also started questioning Aaron "about stuff" (no further detail on that point).
---April was angry at Aaron over not reading the Pawverbs book.
---Aaron's theory was that Nick and April made a big deal out of the Pawverbs thing in order to create a confrontation.
---Aaron's implies Nick got very jealous at the end of the Qover. (maybe true, maybe not).
---Things ended with Nick doing alot of yelling and Aaron walking out of the house.

Alot of this seems consistent with earlier stories told by both sides and the associated text messages. Aaron is obviously making himself look as good as possible and probably withholding some information, but all of this seems like typical coke paranoia. Nick trying to give his wife to another man and then suddenly getting jealous when he realizes what that process really means also seems rather typical.

I could also see that after April moves into Nick's house, Nick & April have no more need of Aaron. But Kayla no doubt wants April out of the house and at a minimum living next door with Aaron. All four of them have different overlapping agendas that they are trying to accomplish through Aaron at the end. The drugs of course are making everything even more crazy.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Remember what Balldo took from you!
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See this is why I can't bring myself to shoot the little Bandit Mask wearing bastards even when they're annoying as shit knocking over the garbage at 3am or trying to get into the feed store or the bird coop.
They're just too cute.
I've been tempted to go out and blast the little shits but then I see stuff like this and they're just too cute.
Tbf Deer are cute too, but unlike White Tails 'm not gonna eat Raccoons, and I don't like shooting things I'm not gonna eat.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

New Aaron Qover details from today's stream:

- Nobody asked or told Kayla about April moving into the house before she had done it. Aaron assumes that Nick knew, but Kayla was initially not ok with April arriving and putting her clothes in the house. He implies that she was upset about it, but didn't confront Nick directly about it.

- Aaron gave a more elaborate description of his last day with the Qover:
-- According to Aaron, Nick was angry that Kayla forgave Aaron about the Pawverbs book reading lie too easy. (Aaron may be spinning this one).
---The same day, Nick got Kayla's phone and started reading Aaron & Kayla's messages to each other. This may tie into past statements attributed to Nick that Aaron was "lying" about Nick to Kayla.
---Nick also started questioning Aaron "about stuff" (no further detail on that point).
---April was angry at Aaron over not reading the Pawverbs book.
---Aaron's theory was that Nick and April made a big deal out of the Pawverbs thing in order to create a confrontation.
---Aaron's implies Nick got very jealous at the end of the Qover. (maybe true, maybe not).
---Things ended with Nick doing alot of yelling and Aaron walking out of the house.

Alot of this seems consistent with earlier stories told by both sides and the associated text messages. Aaron is obviously making himself look as good as possible and probably withholding some information, but all of this seems like typical coke paranoia. Nick trying to give his wife to another man and then suddenly getting jealous when he realizes what that process really means also seems rather typical.

I could also see that after April moves into Nick's house, Nick & April have no more need of Aaron. But Kayla no doubt wants April out of the house and at a minimum living next door with Aaron. All four of them have different overlapping agendas that they are trying to accomplish through Aaron at the end. The drugs of course are making everything even more crazy.

Adultery, not even once.

 

[DarksydePhil's Tits 2]

Let me just say, looking through the very first page of this thread (after going through @Himedall All-seeing Waifu's new OP -- great job, BTW!), it really does seem kind of surreal where we've ended up. This post in particular strikes me as ironic:

We need an alternative lolcow slayer/herder besides Jim.

Life comes at you fast, I guess...

 

[AnOminous]

Here, a GAL was appointed by the Court and the kids asked for an attorney. It would make no sense that the parents are on the hook for them. Those are costs they have no say in.

The GAL is always paid for by the parties unless that's impossible. The reason a GAL is appointed by the court is that both parents are considered incompetent to protect the interests of their children. The court "may" order them paid by the parents. They generally inquire into whether they can afford it. They can.

As for having no say in them, tough shit. If they wanted a say they should have been less shitty parents.

https://mn.gov/guardian-ad-litem/program-info/gal-fees.jsp

 

[Procrastinhater]

It only gets worse for you from here Balldo Child.

 

[snoot booper]

unlike White Tails 'm not gonna eat Raccoons

Raccoon is pretty tasty, albeit gamey.

 

[Truly Rural]

The arrest was over a month ago. I just want to point that out and remind everyone that a month is an infinite amount of time when you are 6 years old.

 

[StannisTheMannis]

New Aaron Qover details from today's stream:

- Nobody asked or told Kayla about April moving into the house before she had done it. Aaron assumes that Nick knew, but Kayla was initially not ok with April arriving and putting her clothes in the house. He implies that she was upset about it, but didn't confront Nick directly about it.

- Aaron gave a more elaborate description of his last day with the Qover:
-- According to Aaron, Nick was angry that Kayla forgave Aaron about the Pawverbs book reading lie too easy. (Aaron may be spinning this one).
---The same day, Nick got Kayla's phone and started reading Aaron & Kayla's messages to each other. This may tie into past statements attributed to Nick that Aaron was "lying" about Nick to Kayla.
---Nick also started questioning Aaron "about stuff" (no further detail on that point).
---April was angry at Aaron over not reading the Pawverbs book.
---Aaron's theory was that Nick and April made a big deal out of the Pawverbs thing in order to create a confrontation.
---Aaron's implies Nick got very jealous at the end of the Qover. (maybe true, maybe not).
---Things ended with Nick doing alot of yelling and Aaron walking out of the house.

Alot of this seems consistent with earlier stories told by both sides and the associated text messages. Aaron is obviously making himself look as good as possible and probably withholding some information, but all of this seems like typical coke paranoia. Nick trying to give his wife to another man and then suddenly getting jealous when he realizes what that process really means also seems rather typical.

I could also see that after April moves into Nick's house, Nick & April have no more need of Aaron. But Kayla no doubt wants April out of the house and at a minimum living next door with Aaron. All four of them have different overlapping agendas that they are trying to accomplish through Aaron at the end. The drugs of course are making everything even more crazy.

In the Qover, 4 is company, 3 is a crowd.

 

[Sharpeteer]

The arrest was over a month ago. I just want to point that out and remind everyone that a month is an infinite amount of time when you are 6 years old.

Feels like yesterday I stayed up all night to follow everything coming out at a rapid rate when the arrest happened, and the documents confirming the worst of suspicions started to come in.

 

[thebigdream]

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"Hopefully see you tonight for a stream."

I bet it won't be on Youtube.

"hopefully"
it's not happening bros

 

[bifftango]

New Aaron Qover details from today's stream:

[SNIP]

-- According to Aaron, Nick was angry that Kayla forgave Aaron about the Pawverbs book reading lie too easy. (Aaron may be spinning this one).
---April was angry at Aaron over not reading the Pawverbs book.
---Aaron's theory was that Nick and April made a big deal out of the Pawverbs thing in order to create a confrontation.

I'm starting to think that Pawverbs is some sort of coded cultist handbook.

 

[Oxyjen]

I'm starting to think that Pawverbs is some sort of coded cultist handbook.

So tempted to buy a copy and make Null read out passages via superchat.

In the Qover, 4 is company, 3 is a crowd

It’s never been so Qover, Baldolytes.