Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

How many pushups can Juju do?

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Maddox Won.
Balding irrelevant spic cucks stay losing.
DMCA strike your hairline Diddler Dax, maybe you can get it taken down.
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Sure, but Maddox has receipts showing that Asterios gave instructions on how to make multiple fake accounts to spam his podcast with negative reviews. It feels like people are gaslighting me that he's innocent in all this.
basically how innocent asterios is depends on how valid you think dax's diddler tantrum was. he dragged his work into it. doing weird shit on company time with their resources. i think it was probably too vindictive to ruin asterios and make him homeless but id probably be that vindictive at that point and im me so i cant really tsk tsk after obsessing after a single mexican midget for nearly a decade.
He's really just a good cautionary tale for what happens when you hang around Juju too long. You get caught up in his gay drama (or start participating in it) and then when it comes time to act on all the promises of having your back you're on your own.
yeah thats the funny thing is even if maddox was wrong for the asterios thing dax still just totally abandoned his pawn to die in the streets. iirc he went homeless.

Fair; he doesn't seem particularly evil for a Juju orbiter, but I also don't value his lived experience.
he doesnt seem evil he seems braindead and a follower. he likes steven universe as well a show even dax finds creepy. dax is a cult leader and his followers are the people wanting something trendy and outside the norm and to be special and validated.
DMCA strike your hairline Diddler Dax, maybe you can it get taken down.
maddox even balds better. the classic bald look will always be better than the greasy rag mop that dick keeps on his head to avoid dealing with aging.
 
There's a MD thread meant to contain lolsuit sperging 6 years after it was relevant, but
At least it's clear why Maddox went after him, whereas there's no clear reason why they all hate Eric July.
Because Dax thinks he can turn him into Maddox 2.0 or somehow grift success off him, but doesn't realize that he's really Maddox in this situation, he's the has been (if he ever was), EJ is ascendant, he's making more than people would ever have expected. They differ in that EJ isn't willing to wrassle wrassle in the mud, EJ has no connection to him, and EJ's success has nothing to do with Dax Herrera (and it dwarfs what success that Dax ever achieved).
 
Dax says he's 5'9 right? That's the classic height really short guys lie about being, because it's the average height of men in the US. If you can't believably lie about being tall, lie about just being normal instead. Maybe he was Homecoming King but not Prom King because by the time prom rolled around they realized puberty was over for him and he wasn't actually maturing into a chad.
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If you don't care about innocent parties being ruined why would you care about any of this?
Asterios wasn't "innocent" in the sense of not deliberately getting involved in this shit and ending up in the lolsuit. Also he wasn't ruined, he was just financially embarrassed a bit. Pretty sure he's doing okay now.

The whole Asterios thing does show a tendency of Dax to use others to attack people he doesn't like then refuse to help them when they get consequences from it, though. While I don't think he actually owed Asterios a free defense for what he chose to do himself, he's degenerated a lot further in using a criminal midget to harass and stalk Eric July and then ranted and raved about how horrible it is EJ got him arrested (Riley did that to himself), while not giving a penny to his pet retard to defend himself.
Dax says he's 5'9 right? That's the classic height really short guys lie about being, because it's the average height of men in the US.
It's the height you claim if you're a stunning member of the Lollipop Guild, a fucking Ethan Ralph level midget, because it at least gives plausible deniability, at least until the point the chick on Tinder actually meets you and realizes you're a manlet, or you are seen in public standing next to someone known to be 5'6" and are visibly shorter than he is.

I have no opinion on Diddler's physical manlet status, but he definitely has the mind and soul of a manlet, and would even if he's somehow six feet six.
 
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he's really Maddox
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Dax says he's 5'9 right? That's the classic height really short guys lie about being, because it's the average height of men in the US. If you can't believably lie about being tall, lie about just being normal instead. Maybe he was Homecoming King but not Prom King because by the time prom rolled around they realized puberty was over for him and he wasn't actually maturing into a chad.
Perhaps the whole, allegedly 5’9” thing is part of why the majority of guys he hangs around are obtuse gnome manlets. Bumping up his stature to appear as more than it is.
 
Sure, but Maddox has receipts showing that Asterios gave instructions on how to make multiple fake accounts to spam his podcast with negative reviews. It feels like people are gaslighting me that he's innocent in all this.
Given the receipts, Asterios is just an earlier one of Dax’s pet retards, who fucked around and got fucked.

People remember him more fondly because he wasn’t terminally repulsive like Dax’s later friends.
 
I was for whatever reason trying to read up on Opie & Anthony lore and at the cursory clance, Dax reminds me of Cumia. They're both trying to make their former co-hosts regular lolcows for their shows while also being pathetic themselves. Also they're both gay.
Doesn't Cumia also like them young? Really makes you think...
 
Asterios spent a lot of time trying to patch things up between Maddox and Maddax. That was more retarded than his songs about Maddox being a cuck. Less retarded than makibg piss fetish porn with a retard.

Asterios also never hinted, let alone outright said, that he wanted to rape children.

Perhaps the whole, allegedly 5’9” thing is part of why the majority of guys he hangs around are obtuse gnome manlets. Bumping up his stature to appear as more than it is.

Choosing short people to be around in order to look taller is FAR more embarassing than being short.

Dax has no reason to live, but that would be true even if he were 6'5".
 
Asterios spent a lot of time trying to patch things up between Maddox and Maddax. That was more retarded than his songs about Maddox being a cuck. Less retarded than makibg piss fetish porn with a retard.

Asterios also never hinted, let alone outright said, that he wanted to rape children.



Choosing short people to be around in order to look taller is FAR more embarassing than being short.

Dax has no reason to live, but that would be true even if he were 6'5".
Asterios does not struck me as one of them. He is more of a wannabe. A kid trying to impress the local "cool kids" by doing what they do only to realise that it is not worth it far too late. A normal guy surrounded by bad people and realising he is the only one not charismatic enough to get out of trouble. Just his luck that he is the only one who lost his livelyhood to Maddox.
 
It's not being short that makes you a Short Guy, it's how you respond to your shortness that makes you a Short Guy. If you just act normal nobody gives a shit, if you try to compensate you get daxipad and bagel boss. Don't make it the world's problem.

I'm on the low end of tall, and I don't think I've ever taken against a guy for being short, but I've had a lot of short guys pissy at me for being (barely) tall. I discovered the whole 'height inflation' thing when a friend asked me how tall I was, and I answered honestly. Her boyfriend went bright red because he'd told her that was his height, while visibly being like 3 inches shorter. I didn't mean to blow up his spot but man he never forgave me. I dunno why you would lie about your height in person, like, people can see you.
 
Dax says he's 5'9 right? That's the classic height really short guys lie about being, because it's the average height of men in the US. If you can't believably lie about being tall, lie about just being normal instead

How tall did Vito say he was? He was squatting down, or maybe his tranny hunch was acting up, next to Dax and I think the numbers thrown around by Vito or Dax during conversations were that Vito was at least taller than 6 feet.


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And then there’s the infamous gunt photo Dax was in which Ralph claims to be 5’10 (not 5’1) due to the police allegedly mistyping the number.


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But again Dax is LA and LA is famous for actors lying about their height to a ridiculous degree 5’8 seems right, no Dax I won’t bought your hair puffed up around your head for an extra inch.
 
And then there’s the infamous gunt photo Dax was in which Ralph claims to be 5’10 (not 5’1) due to the police allegedly mistyping the number.
I remember at one point there was a plan to infiltrate something of known height into one of Dax and/or Ralph's gatherings and measure them directly, possibly with the aid of trigonometric calculations. Obviously I'd condemn any sort of trolling plan but this is more like sending a probe to some distant planet in order to get reliable data to finally resolve a question which many people have speculated on, much like the Soviets sent those probes to Venus. Those weren't juvenile trolling like sending Riley after Eric July or Asterios after Maddox. They were cutting edge SCIENCE.

For example a statue of a large pig could be placed in the venue with some cameras cunningly angled in order to enable precise measurements of the participants.
 
I’d like to know more about Juju’s Road Rage gatherings. Anyone currently active ITT have some good info (or even receipts) about these drugged out gross orgies events? I’ve searched the thread, found the Discord leaks from a few years ago, but still would be interested in a more specific breakdown or explanation of what its general purpose is, what the programming looks like, ticket sales, & other deets. Detailed information & descriptions are very appreciated.
 
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Is there any reason newcomers to the Dax lore should give a shit about about Asterios?
Yes, because...

The whole Asterios thing does show a tendency of Dax to use others to attack people he doesn't like then refuse to help them when they get consequences from it, though.
It doesn't matter whether Asterios was good or bad. Smart or stupid. What matters is that if you side with Dax, and do his bidding, and it goes pear shaped, you are likely gonna be left left high and dry. It's a key part of Dax lore. You're seeing it with Riley now.
 
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I’d like to know more about Juju’s Road Rage gatherings. Anyone currently active ITT have some good info (or even receipts) about these drugged out gross orgies events? I’ve searched the thread, found the Discord leaks from a few years ago, but still would be interested in a more specific breakdown or explanation of what its general purpose is, what the programming looks like, ticket sales, & other deets. Detailed information & descriptions are very appreciated.
I remember a guy killing himself at one.
 
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