Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 18.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 55 15.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.8%

  • Total voters
    353
Should Rekieta detractors be Raccoons?
Raccoon army assemble!
See this is why I can't bring myself to shoot the little Bandit Mask wearing bastards even when they're annoying as shit knocking over the garbage at 3am or trying to get into the feed store or the bird coop.
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"People make mistakes" AH JEEZ MAN, my dick fell into a psycho hoe. Ah jeez my daughter got into my cocaine ahhh jeezzzz. What the fuck has happened to men to be such God damn cowards and losers that they bend reality to make things fit in their head like a fat fuck in a pair of juicy pants?
 
Let's go felted, etc.
Yeah, mainly being famous for fucking over your client to the maximum extent possible is something to laugh about.

Consider this before you hire this guy. He's literally laughing at ruining someone's life with his absolute incompetence.
 
Wrong again, stalker child. Nick will never get anywhere close to the memetic perfection that is Pat Posting. Enjoy jail.
Nick Rekieta will enjoy jail to the fullest. No dam kids, lots of drugs and gay sex. He will thrive in jail and be able to get his shitty snake tattoo finished and many more added.
 
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