"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Unexpectedly on theme for this stream, so have an early Independence Day Hamster, Amerifrens.
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And the Hamsterf of Liberty (without a desk, so she can be sat next to the News Ham)
 
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If you still need to fill some time or want a good outro song, here's a real banger called "Cut Off My Balls and Dick."

Used a friend's unhinged text message rant about trannies as the lyrics.

(Verse 1)
I'm a girl but i have a fuckin dick so i guess its a girl dick ya know
Whatever
How dare you say that maybe I shouldn't cut my dick off
I'm feeling extra sane today so cut off my balls and dick

(Chorus)
I really wanna cut my dick off
and if you don't think I should, then you hate gays
Psychotherapy is great, 'cause when you go, "hey I wanna cut my dick off"
they go, "yes do it!" This is help!

(Verse 2)
Hey could you please mutilate me like Dr. Frankenstein cause I'm feeling very sane
You're my friend and my ally
because when I wanna cut off my dick and balls you say "hey now wait a sec, are you sure you wanna do that— just kidding! cut off your balls!"

(Bridge)
Look nobody is saying yes its good if you cut your dick and balls off. That's not happening. Nobody is saying that.
I just REALLY want to.
Look nobody wants to cut their dick and balls off any more than normal. This has always been a thing, But now because of no stigma, they feel more free to say "yes please FULLY cut my dick off"

(Chorus)
I really wanna cut my dick off
and if you don't think I should, then you hate gays
Psychotherapy is great, 'cause when you go, "hey I wanna cut my dick off"
they go, "yes do it!" This is help!

(Verse 3)
Are you some kind of right wing extremist, thinking I should probably keep my dick and not completely cut it off?
Okay ANN COULTER, I guess I'll just keep my dick attached to my body.
Look nobody has ever said that yes I should cut my dick off and live in a constant state of
emergency and chaos, because of white supremacy.
Class struggle! WOOOOO!

(Bridge)
Right wing extremists keep pleading with me to not cut my dick off, but it's like, "ohhh, does this threaten your MONEY??"
I should have a lot of money, but other people who want to fully cut off their dick can't, and that's not right because if they wanna it's good.
Thanks.

(Chorus)
I REALLY wanna cut my dick off!
and if you don't think I should, then you CLEARLY fuckin' hate the gays.
Psychotherapy is great, 'cause when you go, "hey I wanna cut my dick off"
they go, "yes do it!" This is help!
they really, actually go, "yes you should do it!" This is help!

I'm feeling extra sane today, so cut off my balls and dick!
Bonus: Female Vocalist version
 
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genericwhitemale said:
I'm gonna be honest. I don't even bother listening to the first 40 minutes of a MATI episode anymore because it's just politics/ragebait shit. Same with the troon segment. I'm glad the hamster is there because when it's gone I know we can start enjoying the main course of lolcow content.
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Good luck trying to avoid American politics during an election year.
 
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