Trump Derangement Syndrome - Orange man bad. Read the OP! (ᴛʜɪs ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅ ɪs ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴋɪᴡɪ ғᴀʀᴍs ʀᴇᴠɪᴇᴡs ɴᴏᴡ) 🗿🗿🗿🗿

[TiggerNits]

Locally sourced, totally fresh

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Should probably be saving some of that salt for seasoning that hat you're supposed to be eating, mate.

Nice to see that kiwi-farm to table

 

[DICKPICSRUS]

Hillary supporters in a nutshell

 

[Jaimas]

Presented without comment:

 

[TiggerNits]

For those of us not in the "ten bucks cucks" club, could you kindly do screendumps of the funnier responses?

Alright but only because you're cool

First though, this image made me laugh

Trump gets the call

Guys, I need to go to my Happy-Place

Anyone who knows who Foochs is (Goon in a Coolie hat on a Japanese train dot jpeg guy) knows he's never felt either

Lil Meltdown in mid post

Like he could afford either

Hug-zone!

Mad at wrestlin grandpa

And this one is just pathetic

 

[ZeCommissar]

To all the brown people bitching about how "our lives are at stake":

Shut the fuck up, you know damn well that you are way more likely to be killed by people of your own race and your irrational hatred of white people stems from your refusal to accept the fact that they are biologically smarter than you and always will be (that is unless gene editing technology comes along) and that it's your own people's fault you commit murder at astoundingly high rates and that your native lands are still dysfunctional third-world shitholes, and if it weren't for evil whitey giving you modern technology and medicine and agriculture, you would either be dead from disease or starvation or cannibalized/ritually sacrificed by another darkie

Damn man, if you are going to claim your intelligence by "muh jeans" then you probably shouldn't post a chimpout on kiwi farms.

 

[Without A Gout]

Stronger Together, everybody!

 

[captkrisma]

Heres a list of all the states that bind electoral voters.

NOTE: The key swing states (Florida, Michigan, Ohio) are bound to Trump.

Alabama (Code of Ala. §17-19-2)
Alaska (Alaska Stat. §15.30.090)
California (Election Code §6906)
Colorado (CRS §1-4-304)
Connecticut (Conn. Gen. Stat. §9-176)
Delaware (15 Del C §4303)
District of Columbia (§1-1312(g))
Florida (Fla. Stat. §103.021(1))
Hawaii (HRS §14-2
Maine (21-A MRS §805)
Maryland (Md Ann Code art 33, §8-505)
Massachusetts (MGL, ch. 53, §
Michigan (MCL §168.47)
Mississippi (Miss Code Ann §23-15-785)
Montana (MCA §13-25-104)
Nebraska (§32-714)
Nevada (NRS §298.050)
New Mexico (NM Stat Ann §1-15-9)
North Carolina (NC Gen Stat §163-212)
Ohio (ORC Ann §3505.40)
Oklahoma (26 Okl St §10-102)
Oregon (ORS §248.355)
South Carolina (SC Code Ann §7-19-80)
Tennessee (Tenn Code Ann §2-15-104(c))
Utah (Utah Code Ann §20A-13-304)
Vermont (17 VSA §2732)
Virginia (§24.2-203)
Washington (RCW §29.71.020)
Wisconsin (Wis Stat §7.75)
Wyoming (Wyo Stat §22-19-10

 

[pozilei]

Just some shit I came across and found amusing/ridiculous



I actually feel a bit bad for some of them because they seem to be genuinely distraught and scared. But then I remember they basically think Trump is coming for them with a Pepe army to put them in concentration camps LITERALLY RIGHT NOW. So, meh.

 

[AnOminous]

Heres a list of all the states that bind electoral voters.

As nice of an idea as this is, it's effectively a state law that contradicts the plain language of the Constitution, which contains no such binding.

Of course, the Electoral College has acted as if they were actually bound purely by tradition, but state laws punishing so-called faithless electors (or otherwise removing their constitutional role) are probably unconstitutional.

 

[Without A Gout]

There is a lot of incredible, incredible salt from the protests last night here.

Who knew that Current Year +1 would take such a glorious shift in turn?

 

[CatParty]

There is a lot of incredible, incredible salt from the protests last night here.

Who knew that Current Year +1 would take such a glorious shift in turn?

holy fuck when these nerds call things "the triggering" it's cringier than sad hillary supporters

 

[DICKPICSRUS]

lets see if they will take the bait

 

[CatParty]

lets see if they will take the bait

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i do not see this. do you have a link to the post

 

[DICKPICSRUS]

http://bigolebiddy.tumblr.com/post/153002886021/waring-pro-trump-violence

i do not see this. do you have a link to the post

http://bigolebiddy.tumblr.com/post/153002886021/waring-pro-trump-violence

 

[Without A Gout]

More salt from liberal media outlets:

From the SF Post:

Old message: Fight for the rights of women and children for your entire career, advocate for multiple worthy causes, help millions through foundations, charities, nonprofits, champion all manner of progressive ideas and projects for more than 30 years, and you can become president.
New message: Openly mock and demean women, blacks, Islam, immigrants, Jews, integrity, kindness. Scam and con everyone, do not pay your workers, grope females in the crotch and call them fat pigs, and you can become president.

Old message: Survive scandals and political gaffes with grace and temerity to become a successful attorney, First Lady, state senator, Secretary of State, even as you endure vicious criticism and brutal sexism the likes of which would make most humans wither, emerge intact and stronger than anyone could imagine to become an amazing, intelligent inspiration for women and girls, a singular feminist powerhouse full of kindness and grace, skilled beyond measure to lead the country and transform history: You should become president.
New message: Lose a billion dollars in a year, fail as a scabby salesman of vodka, mattresses, cheap watches, bad steaks, cologne, lurch through six bankruptcies, skip out on millions in taxes, fellate Russian thugs, speak with the skill of a 5-year-old’s vocabulary, deny science and climate change and sustainable energy, promise to destroy the planet, ignore human rights, support violence and conspiracy, and take away the health care of millions of Americans: You might as well be president.

Watch: Avoiding This State Cost Hillary Clinton The Presidency

Old message: Kindness matters
New message: Kindness is pathetic

Old message: Love trumps hate
New message: Hate does not care


All you need to know about America’s bleak new future, in one picture

Old message: The educated cities and college towns of America will lift and sustain the nation, and lead us forward
New message: The fear and resentment simmering in rural America will stab us in the heart and slam us backwards
Old message: Inclusion, unity, tolerance
New message: Marginalization, hostility, white supremacy

Old message: Succeed through good work, integrity, compromise, legislative wrangling, thoughtful policy, cogent argument, being kind to your fellow man
New message: Succeed through lies, bullying, cheap tricks, more lies, a record number of lies, nearly everything you say is a lie, insults, taunts, rancid tweets

Previous given: A president you are proud to have as a role model for your kids
New given: Shield your kids from anything and everything this president says and does

Old greeting: Handshake
New greeting: Middle finger

Old bond: Warm hug
New bond: Sucker punch

Old belief: Be whatever you want! This is America: Diversity rules. You are safe and your uniqueness is embraced and celebrated
New reality: Not white? Not male? Not straight? Fear for your life

Old America: Recovering powerfully, economically reliable, unemployment down, markets strong, globally respected, adults in charge
New America: Markets nosedive, millions worse off than before, economically unreliable, globally mistrusted, flatulent, failed, greedy billionaire in charge

Previous dream: Obama’s legacy, preserved
New nightmare: Obama’s legacy, destroyed

Previous call letters: HRC
New call letters: KKK

Previous message: Women! Newly empowered in record numbers, surging forth, transforming the nation and the world, determined to put an end to rape culture, pay inequality, et al.
New message: Women! Fat and nasty, slammed backwards 50 years, mocked and tossed aside. Also, 53% of white women voted for a man who detests them, believes them subhuman and will undermine nearly every right they’ve earned in the past 100 years.

Tangible dream: First woman president
Brutal reality: Authoritarian, illiterate racist white male president

Previous concern: In bed with Wall Street
Current disgust: In bed with Putin

Previous policy: Clean energy, get off oil, more solar, investment in the future
New destruction: More coal, more oil, fewer regulations, a complete implosion of US energy policy

Previous leader: Grace, class, articulation, deeply respectful of the office, humanitarian, globally esteemed, great with kids, adores his family, profound understanding of the nuances of the world, inspiring and generous of spirit
New leader: Graceless, bloviated, vengeful, zero concern for human welfare, globally detested, children scream and squirm away in his presence, family is a cauldron of snakes, no understanding of any issues or global concerns at any depth whatsoever

Previous certainty: This could never happen
Terrifying new enquiry: How the f–k did this happen

Yesterday: World applauds
Today: World recoils

This is how America humiliates itself. This is how the once-great, always messy, never predictable American experiment suddenly shudders, collapses in on itself, falls to fast and heartless ruin. Don’t believe it? Just watch.

To restate the obvious: Nearly all polls, all pundits, all hopeful and confident ideologies – including mine – were dead wrong. Trump made a mockery of the electorate, the system and both political parties, not to mention feminism, Obama, America’s role in world affairs and the economy – and now the entire nation will pay a price the ignominy and destructive cruelty of which we cannot yet fathom. Trump was partially right about one thing: This really is our Brexit, times 100. But it’s going to be far worse than that. And of course, the anxious working classes who voted for him the most, are going to get slammed the hardest.

There is no silver lining here. There is no upside. Yes, love will regroup, hope will endure, the fight will continue, the backlash is nigh, the heartbroken will gather in progressive havens like California and various urban centers to heal and hold on tight. New strategies will emerge. We will redouble our efforts, our intentions toward compassion and love. They can never be defeated, only shouted down. The Democratic party will rebuild into… something. We must resist the temptation, as always, to drown in fatalism.

But let it be known: America has hereby forsaken a significant portion of its greatness, grace and stability. In electing Trump, we have humiliated our forefathers, dishonored authentic masculinity, disgraced our women and brought fear and violence to our children. We have invited the demons of authoritarianism and cruelty to the table. The Trump presidency is going to be unconscionable, disgraceful beyond compare and exceedingly difficult to endure. No one will be spared.

One thing is certain: America’s place in the world will never be the same. While we might someday restore a bit of our strength and grace, we will not recover from Trump. Not completely. Not ever.

Love will regroup, wounds will heal. But January 20, 2017 will be one of the bleakest, blackest days in American history, and our humiliation will be complete. Hide the children.

Oh boy, where do I begin with this one? Goddamn lies and misinformation abound in this shit.

TL;DR: America is racist and ignorant. Fuck you all.

More SF Post whining:

To all the patronizing b.s. we've read about Trump expressing the white working class's displacement and loss of the American Dream, I say, "Feh!" -- go put your head under cold water. Resentment is no excuse for bald-faced stupidity. America is still the land where the waitress' kids can grow up to become physicists and novelists and pediatricians, but it helps a lot if the waitress and her husband encourage good habits and the ambition to use your God-given talents and the kids aren't plugged into electronics day and night. Whooping it up for the candidate of cruelty and ignorance does less than nothing for your kids.

We liberal elitists are now completely in the clear. The government is in Republican hands. Let them deal with him. Democrats can spend four years raising heirloom tomatoes, meditating, reading Jane Austen, traveling around the country, tasting artisan beers, and let the Republicans build the wall and carry on the trade war with China and deport the undocumented and deal with opioids and we Democrats can go for a long brisk walk and smell the roses.

Even in losing, the smugness is still completely insufferable. Everything about these two paragraphs states "I am better than you" it's not even funny.

 

[cappaint]

More Totalbiscuit.

https://archive.fo/eet2E

He deleted the original messages (1, 2).

EDIT:

Spoiler: Him bitching about being called out

 

[neverendingmidi]

More Totalbiscuit.

https://archive.fo/eet2E

He deleted the original messages (1, 2).

I'm rather curious what he did to his wife.

 

[Without A Gout]

I'm rather curious what he did to his wife.

She brought him chicken nuggets and he threw them back in her face.

 

[TiggerNits]

I'm rather curious what he did to his wife.

Gave her cancer

 

[Jubileus]

I'm rather curious what he did to his wife.

He reeree'd hardcore at her for "allowing Hitler to become president" because she opted to vote third party instead.

Spoiler: Her take