Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Botchy Galoop]

Looks like Lou is getting a head start on Charcot foot. If you want to see grim, just google images.
Make lemonade from those lemons, Lou. Amputation is great grift material. Who knows, maybe someone will send flowers...

 

[Asian tech support]

I've already seen Daniel Larson get vanned for the same exact shit Lou is doing and Danderson got 60+ years for it, I don't think Lou exactly comprehends the kind of level threatening to shoot up the supporters of a political figure exactly is on the Federal Investigation list and he should really take our advice before the feds feel it important enough to pay Lou a visit because of his Disqus comments.

The glowie(s) monitoring the site (hopefully) know he's a ignoramus when it comes to firearms and would be more likely to blow his own head off while fatfingering a piece than actually commit a heckin restorative justicerino. If only he could overcome his debilitating social anxiety and diabetic feet, and actually venture out into the scary real world to purchase a gun.
ATTENTION True & Honest Resident FBI Intern assigned to the CWCki Forum : it'd be really really funny if you guys pretend to be the pizza delivery dude, should you decide to escalate your a-logging to irl shenanigans.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Never forget this classic Lou foot moment

(Damn, foot hole/bone loss was three and a half years ago? Thread hadn't even cracked 400 pages!)

Looks like Lou is getting a head start on Charcot foot. If you want to see grim, just google images.
Make lemonade from those lemons, Lou. Amputation is great grift material. Who knows, maybe someone will send flowers...

He may be already more on the way of developing it than we realize, considering how large and deep the ulcer he fingered back in 2020 was. And I think it got bigger before he ended up in the hospital for it?

Spoiler: nsfl

It's been theorized that Lou is purposely neglecting his diabetes so that he can develop complications that may get him tugboat. He has more or less confirmed it too, since he often milks his failing eyesight and cardboard slippers for gimmedats. Lou is still a big fat dumb man that neglects his health, however, so I doubt welfare fraud is his sole motivation.

At any rate, he gets what he deserves. If a true and honest homeless arc isn't happening any time soon, might as well lose a foot and see what it's like to be actually physically disabled in a home where you can only get out via long flights of stairs. There was a guy on MSHPL that had a prosthetic leg and it kept snapping under his weight. And he actually bothered with physical therapy and the like to be able to walk at all.

I can see it now:

"Hey guys, Ace here. I lost a foot and need a ramp installed so I can go get food at Walmart since my asshole family went out to eat without me again. The ramp will cost a bajillion dollars since Medicaid won't pay out and I really need zero sugar Mountain Dew and pasta sauce for my diabetes. Can you spare $300 for food? Please???? I won't ask after goals are met for the rest of the month!"

 

[Morshu's Paradise]

I've already seen Daniel Larson get vanned for the same exact shit Lou is doing and Danderson got 60+ years for it, I don't think Lou exactly comprehends the kind of level threatening to shoot up the supporters of a political figure exactly is on the Federal Investigation list and he should really take our advice before the feds feel it important enough to pay Lou a visit because of his Disqus comments.

Eh, Larson was more explicit, and he already had a legion of trolls by the time he said he was going to bomb the White House. Also, 60 years is the max for his charges, and I doubt he'll get it.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

It's been theorized that Lou is purposely neglecting his diabetes so that he can develop complications that may get him tugboat. He has more or less confirmed it too, since he often milks his failing eyesight and cardboard slippers for gimmedats.

Lou hasn't talked about his eyesight in a long time. Which I guess makes sense, given that his main reason for bringing it up has always been to grift for a larger iPad, which he hasn't done much of lately either.

More and more I am convinced that something has happened to make Lou want to be less like the way he is, but darned if I can figure out what.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Looks like Lou is getting a head start on Charcot foot. If you want to see grim, just google images.
Make lemonade from those lemons, Lou. Amputation is great grift material.

I have been yelling about Charcot feet for a long time, but I don't trust those bandages.

All the cards are against Lou, from his poor diabetes management, stupidity, stubbornness, magical dissolving shoes, self-reported change in shoe size. However, he's faked things, too, and wrapping up his toesies for a begging photo isn't beyond him.

SHOW FEET LOU

If he gets an amputation, I eagerly anticipate the Power Scooter Era.

More and more I am convinced that something has happened to make Lou want to be less like the way he is, but darned if I can figure out what.

I bet the move had something to do with it. His mom had some kind of ultimatum about rent, that he phrases as "paying toward the mortgage," but Lou's lied(?) about contributing to family finances so many times that that shouldn't signify on its own.

I think that his parents talking about finances between themselves, planning for the house, may have percolated into Lou's sluglike consciousness and something that usually clicks in the tween years is starting to awaken. Maybe his parents talked about mortality too, their plans if Coach dies and sticks Denise with the whole payment.

Add to that the usual upheaval of moving: having to pick up and put down every single thing you own. Lou is a room-based entity, so much so that cleaning his room or just reorganizing would challenge his mental processes; you could hear the fans whir and the HD spin. He's been stagnating for years and years, and as clichéd as it sounds, a change of scenery woke him up. The hygiene, hormones, FtM "relationship," buying (terrible) women's clothing, all came from but also contributed to this momentum.

Lou hasn't talked about his eyesight in a long time.

Theory: it's stable and he got used to it. It's like having an area of dead pixels in a monitor, or a scratch in your glasses: eventually your brain stops screaming at you about it, the same way as you ignore your nose in your FoV. Lou's vision loss is still there, but his wake-up moment of "my body is me" passed. He's buying different T-shirts for his body, but he's back to a being of energy and thought, just with a smudge in his HUD.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

If he gets an amputation, I eagerly anticipate the Power Scooter Era.

The scooty puff Lou saga would be perfect. He'd have finally evolved into his final form, that of your average white trash walmart shopper.

 

[Asian tech support]

If he gets an amputation, I eagerly anticipate the Power Scooter Era.

Because this family seemingly can't commit to living in a house where the ground floor is where the primary entrance is, despite living with two medical basket cases and an old woman, installing a ramp for a scooty puff jr would be next to impossible unless it was a ramp that went all the way around to the back of the house, and we know from how hard it was for poor Lou to drag a kiddy pool back there that it's a very long distance. There's also the matter of getting the scooty up to the second floor. Considering that the current assessment of the situation(or at least my assessment from breaking down the new casa's floorplan) is that Coach is occupying the living room which conveniently and oddly has an attached bathroom, would amputee Lou edge out dying Coach? Maybe they'd be forced to be fat together in the same room.
Regardless of whether or not he's aiming for amputee status, he's certainly enough of a dumbass to believe that the gubberment should just pay tens of thousands of dollars to retrofit his home with those old people stair elevator things. I dunno if I'm enough of a sick fuck to hope his feet fall off but if they do, I hope he doesn't get a fucking cent.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

I dunno if I'm enough of a sick fuck to hope his feet fall off

That's okay, I am.

 

[Great Dane]

depression

https://archive.ph/6ikwh

Spoiler: Disqus

ancestry

dead mom

Thomas Massie

 

[Pinball 2000]

Imagine if Lou actually did go to jail for threatening people on Discus and still had access to his phone. I can already see the begposts now:

"Hey everyone! Ace here! I'm currently in jail for threatening to shoot a stranger over the internet and now facing some tough times, including losing my toes due to a medical condition. I need help covering McDonald's purchases for my nephew. Full disclosure: I might use some funds for an iPad or to pay for a drawing of a sultry cougar with huge tits to keep my spirits up. Any support is appreciated! #Support #Donations #TramsCrowFund #CommunityHelp"

 

[Damien Thorne]

Imagine if Lou actually did go to jail for threatening people on Discus and still had access to his phone. I can already see the begposts now:

"Hey everyone! Ace here! I'm currently in jail for threatening to shoot a stranger over the internet and now facing some tough times, including losing my toes due to a medical condition. I need help covering McDonald's purchases for my nephew. Full disclosure: I might use some funds for an iPad or to pay for a drawing of a sultry cougar with huge tits to keep my spirits up. Any support is appreciated! #Support #Donations #TramsCrowFund #CommunityHelp"

Imagine Lou whining about being made a fefe in the men’s prison, instead of the comfy (in his mind only) women’s prison where he feels he belongs.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

depression

Considering what we know about Lou and his diet, we know he doesn't get much fiber. I imagine that the toilet that he defiles gets clogged on the regular. Here's an idea Lou, get yourself a plunger and unclog it yourself. Notice how that idea never enters his mind. It's just another excuse to farm sympathy for his next beg.

 

[Paper Plate]

While I wish Louie would get v& for his fedposting because it would be hilarious, I doubt he will deal with any repercussions since a lot of TiM troons threaten violence regularly and openly. Though tbf Lou beats out most troons in fedposting since he has no other hobbies or activities in his life besides social media and eating spaghetti, so there's a glimmer of hope we'll have at least an unfortunate cop showing up to Lou's door and him being histironic over it.

 

[a hapless toad]

depression

There's two bathrooms in that house though?

 

[Dieter Laser]

There's two bathrooms in that house though?

It’s a 2 story so there are 2 bathrooms but they likely share a common stack and drain. Usually in old houses you’d build the bathrooms directly above each other to save time & money.

He’s still lying though.

 

[CalderaScar]

Grift a vaccuum cleaner for your fucking filthy carpets, Lou.

 

[In the Sick of It]

Considering what we know about Lou and his diet, we know he doesn't get much fiber. I imagine that the toilet that he defiles gets clogged on the regular. Here's an idea Lou, get yourself a plunger and unclog it yourself. Notice how that idea never enters his mind. It's just another excuse to farm sympathy for his next beg.

I bet he doesn't know or care to use something to catch his long hair from ending up in the drain combined with crumbs falling off his body. The floor in his feet pic is covered in food and hair, the drain near his room probably sees worse.

 

[Asian tech support]

It’s a 2 story so there are 2 bathrooms but they likely share a common stack and drain. Usually in old houses you’d build the bathrooms directly above each other to save time & money.

The bathrooms are on opposite sides of the house. The upstairs one is above the kitchen while the downstairs one is for some reason on the far side of the living room above the garage.

 

[Mountain Dew]

He's posting a lot about FFXIV, but is blatantly spoiling the game so I won't be posting it.