this is why your life is just beginning, friend. enjoy freedom.
In an alternate universe, Positive Pat spends all day posting encouragement and good wishes to his many, many followers and admirers.
This alternate universe Pat was never cucked by Pringle Can John, takes an active role in his daughters life and always had good taste in comedy and was a big fan of Norm McDonald.
Alternate Pat helped expose the pedos in the SFWA and is universally respected as a hard working and knowledgeable writer.
Positive Pat is out there somewhere in the multiverse, and sometimes, in the middle of the night, he awakes in a cold sweat, from a nightmare where he is a laughing stock and complete failure, that spends all day threatening people with prison for the crime of calling him fat, before he realizes all is right with the world, and he isn't fat at all...
Patrick S. Gehennason opines on Biden's poll numbers.
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Biden can't fail with advocates like Pat out there winning hearts and minds. In fact, the campaign ought to pay him to go door to door, like some sort of Joehovah's Witness.
Why does Pat have his tongue so far up that corrupt old dementia patients ass?
Of all the people to simp for, fucking Biden, a guy that can barely speak a sentence without losing his train of thought, and has most likely shit his pants in public, not once, but twice, once in front of the fucking Pope and another in front of the world at the D Day Memorial.
Of all Pats insane quirks, his fanatical simping for that fossil is the most strange.
Biden is like the personification of why term limits should be a thing, and the corruption of the political class, and he is literally demented.
Its fucking bizzare as fuck.
