Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

How many pushups can Juju do?

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Lurkin_Probably_Wont_Post said:
They fire hosed that smelly nigger like Rambo.
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That's why they had to ask the attorney general, they weren't sure if they can release the "dirty pig goblin gets sprayed down with firehose for being too stinky" footage. And it was only after his cellmate complained about the smell.
 
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Lidl Drip said:
I mean the only reason we thought he was pepper sprayed was that he was wrapped in a towel and his eye was fucked up. Even if he just has pink eye from being a dirty hobo we still don't have an explanation for why he is in a towel in the mugshot. Something could have easily happened after the arrest, or maybe they just didn't want to see his hairy gorilla shoulders.
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We do have the explanation. It's that Dept's policy to put the towel around the neck for all mugshots.
 
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Lidl Drip said:
I mean the only reason we thought he was pepper sprayed was that he was wrapped in a towel and his eye was fucked up. Even if he just has pink eye from being a dirty hobo we still don't have an explanation for why he is in a towel in the mugshot. Something could have easily happened after the arrest, or maybe they just didn't want to see his hairy gorilla shoulders.
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The cops knew retards like having blankets to snuggle to keep them calm and stop them from tard raging but all they had available was a towel so they wrapped that around him.
 
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Lidl Drip said:
That's why they had to ask the attorney general, they weren't sure if they can release the "dirty pig goblin gets sprayed down with firehose for being too stinky" footage. And it was only after his cellmate complained about the smell.
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I mean, when they throw you in jail/prison they toss delousing powder on you and make you bathe. If anything he had a Farva moment, Idiot probably got some in his eye.
I'm also sure his stupid ass actually thought they would use powdered sugar.


 
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Lidl Drip said:
we still don't have an explanation for why he is in a towel in the mugshot.
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This was answered literally an hour after the mugshot came out. The jail does that for all photos so that whatever clothes they're wearing don't impact eyewitness/victim identifications in photo arrays. All the mugshots in that county jail had the same towel.
 
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genericwhitemale said:
Really? Doesn't he do Biggest Problem on Friday?
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Shamelessly stolen from the Nick thread

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A few details I noticed:

I. Mint lies about her last name to police, she claims it is Hint rather than Hintsala. Check the first clip in the feature or the clip linked in this post below, time stamp 4:30, for the portion where the popo take Stinky & Mints names. Bonus part of this timestamp includes Riley begging “can I just leave?!” Of course the answer is no.

II. Riley begs for the actual cuffing/ arrest to be filmed. Check out around 25 minutes in on this video (the one linked first in the latest feature,) to see Riley whine extra hard about the warrant, & his desire to be filmed while arrested, while ignoring Mint saying she doesn’t know what to do. His response to her is, “Call Dick.” The arresting officer refuses to let Riley go stage the arrest for Mints streaming audience, and starts to lose patience so Riley starts kissing ass.

III. That watermark & brand new Kiwi heraldry are beautiful. Excellent job @Null & cool new Kiwi Farms channel on Rumble.
ETA: tinestamps & links added
 
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Riley:”I’ve had the cops called on me a hundred times”
Cop: “A hundred times? That’s a lot”
Riley:“I’ll be streaming at a park and some lady will freak out and say ‘you’re filming my kids!’”
Cop:…


What the hell is wrong with him? Literally the last person on planet earth you want to make a “I’m secretly filming children” joke to is a police officer that has been called there specifically because of you
 
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Hmm, I was thinking the watermark on posts might be harder to remove if the words had a slight variation in color. Then I realized if the post background was a gradient it might make the watermark even more difficult to remove cleanly since you can no longer just set the watermark color to the background color in an image editor.

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When and where, nigger? (Spoonfeed me because I’m a tard)
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11PM US/Central, Midnight US/Eastern, 9PM US/Pacific, no one cares US/Mountain.
 
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