Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[sharp lint]

A lil more crack would probably stop the crying. Did he try that?

 

[MadStan]

Austin went live for 2 minutes and 28 seconds.. After a 1 minute and 34 second intro he started his stream with this, a good crying sesh, and ended it instantly after that. No further context about why he is crying (he lost it all).

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What’s wrong with his life? Why that guy’s impeccable bedroom and lovely door is indicative of a man who knows only order and control in his life. The closet opened, clothes thrown about, holes in the alls, towel, shoes stacked in random piles - why only good things could come from such an environment.

When he fixes the door we know he turned a new leaf.

 

[Chimpanya]

Shuffle Sponsorship has to be gone, at least that's my guess

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

I don't know how this can be real life. He comes on stream for a few seconds to openly weep about how terrible his life is. In the background, his utterly demolished room looks like it was just raided by a SWAT team for the drugs he'd surely have in there if he wasn't a degenerate addict who smokes all his crack the second he has it.

Austin's physical and mental degeneration are streamed for the world to see because the online casino that sponsors him (almost certainly correctly) calculates that letting us see this will drive up business for them.

This feels like some kind of punishment a gambler would get in hell for wasting their life. You like gambling? Fine, have nothing but consequence free gambling day in day out, at provably fair odds. You just have to let the world watch.

 

[fggt_mcdckface]

Oh it’s real life bro, it’s real and raw.

Tits, Shitty pills, Pair of Tits. I gotta go.

 

[Averagest Redditor]

I’ve been priming a friend for BMJ content for months. Drip-feeding him lore and giving him short updates when appropriate. He seemed genuinely interested in the retarded crackhead cow of the Century, so when I got the live notification and saw the 2:34 long VOD I thought that today would be the day. I was finally going to show him some actual content.

Anyway, I excitedly fired up the VOD and was met with like half a minute of crack-fueled crying. Now my friend thinks I’m a monster for laughing at an obviously mentally ill dewd who’s having a crisis. It took me twenty minutes to explain that, yes, he does cry sometimes, but no, this level of unhinged is not a common occurrence - and no, I am not an actual demon who sustain himself on human suffering.

Thanks a lot, Austin. Great timing, you fucking rat.

 

[Testiculated Giraffe]

Austin went live for 2 minutes and 28 seconds.. After a 1 minute and 34 second intro he started his stream with this, a good crying sesh, and ended it instantly after that. No further context about why he is crying (he lost it all).

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Lmao, his door is like a dutch tilt - the worse his mental state, the more unsettling the angle of the door. It's fucking perpendicular to the doorway here; I have literally never seen a door diagonally wedged in a doorway at a 90 degree angle, it's cursed as fuck bros

 

[toiletpump]

Austin went live for 2 minutes and 28 seconds.. After a 1 minute and 34 second intro he started his stream with this, a good crying sesh, and ended it instantly after that. No further context about why he is crying (he lost it all).

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what is wrong with the world we live in? idk i often ask the same question boss.

 

[Chimpanya]

 

[Barsik]

Someone annouced proudly in the bosscord how the community has helped him out big time. Bossman responds in typical bossman fashion with jealousy and distrust




This was followed by many voice messages asking for proof of the donation. What a lovely guy. All he wants is respect bro! Why will nobody give him the respect he deserves?

Edit: the guy replied but it's too late. The bosscord has already turned on him. No more heart reacts, only clowns. What a rat trying to use logic n shit. IN THE BIN BITCH




W in the chat for this wholesome community. This guy is really feeling the love rn <3

 

[Gooby]

Bossman has a plan, and he needs our help to encourage everyone else to do the same. He's gonna leave a stain on this world, and it involves his right to bear arms and evil evil forces running this world. All he's gonna say.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

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Ah, late stage addiction. My old enemy, you are wearing a new face, but I recognize you all the same.

 

[Avenue]

some rat live played his DIY recording of the snap video, he couldn't send the file because it was too big. All discord rats are technologically inept.
Enjoy 5 minutes of fine Indonesian camrip quality video.
I missed the first 30 seconds or so.

 

[skunt]

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[MadStan]

Bossman has a plan, and he needs our help to encourage everyone else to do the same. He's gonna leave a stain on this world, and it involves his right to bear arms and evil evil forces running this world. All he's gonna say.

Well, it would seem the end game of indulging your addictive whims while consuming copious quantities of crack is finally arriving. Not that showing this to his parents would get them to do anything different.

 

[BT9494]

Ok, everyone just relax.

He will be back tomorrow to talk about fucking all our mothers like nothing ever happened.

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

Austin went live for 2 minutes and 28 seconds.. After a 1 minute and 34 second intro he started his stream with this, a good crying sesh, and ended it instantly after that. No further context about why he is crying (he lost it all).

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FUUUCK DUDE I LOST IT ALL DUDE... ITS NOT NORMAL DUDE HOW COULD SHE DO THIS BRO? IM GONNA FUCK A DUDE BRO IM MISERABLE LOOK AT MY FUCKING FACE BRO

 

[sum ting wong]

Bossman has a plan, and he needs our help to encourage everyone else to do the same. He's gonna leave a stain on this world, and it involves his right to bear arms and evil evil forces running this world. All he's gonna say.

 

[Hiphopopotamus]

Someone annouced proudly in the bosscord how the community has helped him out big time. Bossman responds in typical bossman fashion with jealousy and distrust

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This was followed by many voice messages asking for proof of the donation. What a lovely guy. All he wants is respect bro! Why will nobody give him the respect he deserves?

Edit: the guy replied but it's too late. The bosscord has already turned on him. No more heart reacts, only clowns. What a rat trying to use logic n shit. IN THE BIN BITCH

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W in the chat for this wholesome community. This guy is really feeling the love rn <3

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Really makes you wonder how he can't get a girlfriend, he's such a nice person with no major mental disorders.

 

[W00K #17]

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If Bossman wasn't retarded and talentless he could channel the energy and his sentiment in this video into artistic output, like this guy.