Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 86 27.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 51 16.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.5%

  • Total voters
    318
Nick had this wonderful piece of comedy to share:

"Kids have been extracting money since Helen took all of Paris' money and took the entire city of Troy and then eventually had everybody killed, because she, you know, because Paris fucked over the entire population of Troy because of kids. The Troyites(?) were like "we got them back in the end because Aeneas took the sword and made Rome later. Or whatever". Like alright...I think it was Aeneas. Or anus. I don't know what they-It's probably A Anus(?) because they're Greek. No it's like, kids have been ruining everything forever, but they're great, so people like 'em."

NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING??? Kid sperging aside, the Iliad doesn't even mention Helen having kids, the key moral is about the dangers of passion between Paris and Helen. Nor does Paris own Troy for her to take from him, it's the property of King Priam, his father. Creative writing major, everyone.
 
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I still don’t know how he made a living off of his show. Like, was it all just stragglers who followed him after he was fired from radio? His show is so low energy and boring that it really makes me think that you have to be especially awful to fail at making money on YouTube
He should be driving a forklift in a warehouse someplace.
Nick is an imbecile then. But we already knew that. Judges should be impartial and disinterested.
He should be glad the judge is disinterested. If the judge knew him and was interested, they would hate him and be looking to fuck him in the ass as hard as possible.
I like the chat a lot better today.
Won't last long. My girlfriend Nick Hole A and Art the Cow are mods.
So where is this body cam people paid thousands of dollars for?
Every time someone asks it gets delayed a week.
 
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He seems to think that the medallion just directs a "crowd of people" towards you
Yeah, the bad news is that crowd of people the medallion directs closely resemble The Rogues from The Warriors.

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Look at this stupid junkie piece of shit. I know you read this thread Nicki. You're just a suicidal troon waiting to happen. If Cosmo trooned out after being embarrassed in front of everyone after being loved by many, you're well on your way.
Imagine looking like this and daring to appear in public. Look at this faggot, this psychotic drugged-out asshole.
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Look at this fuckin guy.
 
Nick: "Once you have everything you want in your house, then why go?"

Now criticizing Dr. Disrespect's statement. Dick calls Dr. D a psycho for caring more about his image than the minor.

Nick: Dr. D should keep quiet in his own interest

Nick: "I've dealt with some manipulators in my life... they're incapable of saying 'I did the thing'"

Nick:"PR companies don't understand social media at all" , explains how you can't just vanish from the internet for a while and have everything go back to normal

Whining about Riley's arrest:"The Karenhood of America"

Over two hours in and no Rumble switch. That contract he negotiated must be amazing.

Chris-chan talk:"There was never a conviction... Did it happen? Was it all a big lie? We'll never know, I guess."

Nick not-seething:"It's funny watching people who know you, like, turn and you go 'You know that's not in my character'.... and then you go 'The system's really fun because the government can tell a story about you'"; wraps himself in the flag and explains how America is supposed to work; implies there's no need for a grand conspiracy, all it takes is one person who wants to fuck you over

Dick:"Covid... J6... the Election... giant scam. Nick? He's guilty!"

Nick on Jesus's best joke:"He told that woman to go and sin no more." -- Dick:"Did they have any fat women in year zero?"

Nick is smug about Ketamine being put in the wrong schedule on the police report; relates a story from his extensive legal practice: client got accused of possessing THC, field test was positive, turned out they used the wrong test, superlawyer Nick caught the error and got his client off the hook:"Government sometimes makes mistakes!"; seethes at harmless error doctrine

Nick:"I never oversold my experience as an attorney."

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Nick relates jail experiences: stripping naked in front of an officer, crazy cell neighbor, sleeping a lot, getting booked and having "4th and 6th amendment arguments with the... guy at the jail"
 
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FML I am still catching up on this goddamn thread. So if this has been addressed in depth already, mock me as custom dictates.

I am wondering what the consensus is on Kayla's intellect. Is she low-IQ enough to be considered genuinely mentally-challenged?
--Aaron said that the first time Kayla and April made out but before wife swapping truly began, Nick and Kayla had sex in one room at Aaron's house while Aaron railed April in another. After what I can only imagine was the nastiest coitus ever conceived, Nick and April went downstairs while Kayla rushed into the master bedroom to talk to Aaron, who was still in bed. Evidently Kayla began showing Aaron pictures of her family while she was presumably naked and while he was still definitely naked. What kind of person, after degenerate sex, shows pics of their mom and their kids to the dude in the other room?

--Aaron recently spoke of a book Kayla got him as a gift. It was titled PAWverbs and it was a chapter book that told stories of dogs and related those stories back to Bible versus. It was clearly a book meant for children and she said she got it for him because she thought he'd like how clever the title was (!!!! fr fr), and became angry that he lied about when he read the book. Has anyone in the history of the world been dumb enough to give such a stupid children's book to another adult, unironically want the other adult to read it, and become incensed when he made up a white lie about how much he was enjoying it?

--I think we all remember the infamous massage incident, where Kayla was asked if she wanted her chest massaged, she said yes, the dude then massaged her breasts and she was shocked he did so. Despite the trauma, she went back for more boob-rubbing from the same dude because she had a pre-paid Groupon deal. She then blithely told this story on Nick's stream and, as PPP said, you could see his soul leave his body as she just blurted this shit out.

--Someone got her a dakimakura with the Winchester brothers on it, and she said that she tried to hide it from the kids so they wouldn't think anything weird about it. It seemed to me she was more or less admitting to using the pillow in a sexual manner, or that the pictures of the men were so erotic that it was inappropriate to have around kids, yet she spoke about it openly knowing that her church friends watched Nick's show and once they Googled "dakimakura" were going to know that Kayla was humping a pillow, and now so do her kids because no way kids at school held back on that shit once they learned about it.

--She decided, after what sounded like some consideration, that Nick's show and the degenerates he associates with indicated that he wanted to be an unfaithful drug addict so she decided to accommodate him. No larger conversation about it, evidently. It was presented that she saw Nick licking between Dax Herrera's toes, talking child grooming with Drexel and so on and just decided, "Oh, clearly my husband wants to fuck other women while obliterated on various intoxicants so I better start fucking other men and using drugs at a heroic rate." Was it ever revealed this woman sat Nick down, talked to him about his nonsense, and then made decisions, or was it the equivalent of Nick complimenting a blonde woman and Kayla immediately bleaching her hair? I tend to think it is the latter but am likely missing some context.

--Basic living is too much for her. She is (was) a stay-at-home-mom, yet even with a nanny, Nick carried a lot of the weight in the household (not exonerating him or providing excuses for his utter degeneration into the husk he is today, just stating fact), from child care to cooking. Without a nanny, she needed a gormless shock jock to feed her kids and root around in the dirty clothes to find clean stuff for her kids to wear outside the house. Without that gormless shock jock, shit degenerated to the point that in seven weeks the home sounded uninhabitable and the kids were going hungry. Even with drug addiction, laundry is pretty fucking easy, as is ordering in healthy ready meals. Yet she could not do either.

--She devolves into tard rages where she literally throws shit at her husband, engaging in massive, often violent fights, that happen multiple times a day, screaming and acting like a lunatic, even with her kids in the house. Like many of us here, I was raised by wolves, so I've seen some shit, and every truly violent woman I have ever known was stupid to the bone, but that could just be faulty corrollation /causation on my end.

--She thought Aaron Imholte was her soul mate. Because of snow angels and the songs they sang during karaoke.

Kayla's straight-up retarded, isn't she? Not long ago I read about a man with Down Syndrome in Syria who, alongside a "normal" but low-IQ wife, raised their son to become a dentist. Kayla, with money and nannies and close family up the road, could not do as well as a factory worker with a 70-IQ in a third world shit hole.

I know Kayla went to college, but so do a lot of really stupid people. Several woman I met who were elementary education majors were so fucking stupid I am surprised they were permitted to drive. Like "leaving raw chicken out on the counter for two days and then cooking it and then not understanding why they got sick" kind of stupid, which then reminds me of the whole spoiled bottle incident with Nick's youngest. Did Nick lock down a prettyish girl only to realize later that what he mistook for sweet naivety was actually low intelligence? Megalomaniac narcissistic prevaricating addict for a father and a possible literal retard for a mother - those poor kids.
 
Kayla's straight-up retarded, isn't she? Not long ago I read about a man with Down Syndrome in Syria who, alongside a "normal" but low-IQ wife, raised their son to become a dentist. Kayla, with money and nannies and close family up the road, could not do as well as a factory worker with a 70-IQ in a third world shit hole.

I know Kayla went to college, but so do a lot of really stupid people. Several woman I met who were elementary education majors were so fucking stupid I am surprised they were permitted to drive. Like "leaving raw chicken out on the counter for two days and then cooking it and then not understanding why they got sick" kind of stupid, which then reminds me of the whole spoiled bottle incident with Nick's youngest. Did Nick lock down a prettyish girl only to realize later that what he mistook for sweet naivety was actually low intelligence? Megalomaniac narcissistic prevaricating addict for a father and a possible literal retard for a mother - those poor kids.
One thing I learned while working on a university campus, academic smarts don't necessarily equal 'life' smarts. A fair amount of intelligent people in the classroom didn't seem to be able to grasp common sense practices.
 
Peaked in, see that Nick is streaming with Diddle Dax, Nick sweeping for Riley as expected.

Usual boring commentary from both of them.

Realized I can't stand the sound of their degenerate voices.

Decided to watch something else.

Let me know if one of the balldos OD or if Nick goes full Chris Watts on his family.
 
My dear, you are far too well acquainted with Nick Rekieta for this to be a surprise. I share your dismay that a lawyer and/or writing major and/or "smartest guy in the room" is proudly and loudly ignorant, but that is the state of things*.
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Kayla's straight-up retarded, isn't she?
I think she's broken. I'm not making excuses for a woman deemed an unfit mother by the state but do think Kayla Rekieta followed her husband down the path he chose for fear of losing him. From her perspective, she had a near-perfect life once and now it's gone and never coming back. Her children will never look at her or think about her the same even if when grown and on their own they eventually manage to forgive her. Or not.

Grim stuff. Kayla's probably high right now, desperately trying not to think about anything at all.
 
Several woman I met who were elementary education majors were so fucking stupid I am surprised they were permitted to drive.
95 IQ, max (for Kayla). Education majors are among the lowest-IQ college majors, Early Childhood in particular.\\

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This sequence is begging for an Andy Warhol treatment.
Just a pair of cool dudes not seething.
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So it's somehow better that Riley instead has pink eye from Mint pissing on him? Isn't that like cutting your own hand off to own the guy who said you have a cut on your hand?
 
Owning your haters by making them think you're a child molester is kind of a novel strategy.
I personally enjoyed how everyone went straight to "a child got raped." Not "he must've drunk drove with a kid," not "people were casually naked in the house," not "kids got beaten for interrupting streams." Nope. Straight to child rape.

I don't know what the "Rekieta camp" was thinking, pulling a work such as this. There's only so many things that can make an 8-year-old on coke "look like a cigarette." It couldn't have been murder: everyone was accounted for. It couldn't have been torture: marks would've been mentioned in the CPS doc. Well, what else is really there except for sexual abuse? Given Nick's infamous "Good. GOOD." rant about how parents should talk to children about their sex lives, it's really not surprising this went as it did.
If Nick on booze had no problem saying that shit in public, is it really such a big stretch that Nick on coke would jump from "talk about" to "directly involve" in private?

God, his reputation is so shit at this point. No wonder the only person willing to show up as a guest is Dick (the man who gets fucked in the ass while dressed up as a cow).
 
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