Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.8%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 91 27.2%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 16.1%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 123 36.7%
  • Total voters
    335
Just in case anyone wants them for all your memes and edits, here's all the Raccoon heads I used in my last vid.

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Me262PrinceOfTurboJet said:
I'm not sure if anyone else mentioned that when Nick was calling out Aleisha Sweep by name, he also insulted the judge. He said she "lied under oath to disinterested judges".
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"Disinterested" does not mean "uninterested." It means unbiased and impartial. If a judge has an actual interest, that is, a personal benefit to be gained, in the subject matter of the case, it would be improper to continue to preside over it.

Nick may not know what the word means in a legal context himself, and in fact, I wouldn't be surprised in the least if he didn't.
 
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Brochacho said:
Seriously though, how does anybody watch that shit? He would have to superchat ME to make me listen to anything he had to say, he has zero personality.
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I was in disbelief that Aaron has an actual detractor community. Not because he isn't a cow or anything like that, but because he is so boring by himself. I think all the Rackets drama is probably the best thing that ever happened to his show - he now has people tuning in just to get more goldenuggets on the Balldoman.
 
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Sharpeteer said:
I was in disbelief that Aaron has an actual detractor community. Not because he isn't a cow or anything like that, but because he is so boring by himself. I think all the Rackets drama is probably the best thing that ever happened to his show - he now has people tuning in just to get more goldenuggets on the Balldoman.
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I still don’t know how he made a living off of his show. Like, was it all just stragglers who followed him after he was fired from radio? His show is so low energy and boring that it really makes me think that you have to be especially awful to fail at making money on YouTube
 
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LiquidKid said:
I still don’t know how he made a living off of his show. Like, was it all just stragglers who followed him after he was fired from radio? His show is so low energy and boring that it really makes me think that you have to be especially awful to fail at making money on YouTube
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Doesn't Aaron pass an ACTUAL offering plate, begging people to meet some money goal for him at the end of each show? Patrick has covered this.
 
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Procrastinhater said:
I don't know man. Rekieta lets other guys fuck his wife and his dick doesn't work.
He had a genuine shot at the big time and fucked it up to be a 40 year old coomer.
I think he's more pathetic than Aaron personally.
Rekieta is a seething little bitch that watches his wife get fucked while he gets PTSD with a limp dick.
Aarons just a fag with a boring radio show.
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According to Aaron, Nicks dick doesn't work. But considering that Nick ended up with Aarons wife and Aaron is alone can we really take that as a fact? Isn't it more likely that it was Aaron who couldn't get it up, since he was making Nick's Kids Spaghetti-O's while Nick was giving April the Deep Dicking Aaron never could?
 
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Sumptinsfuckey said:
According to Aaron, Nicks dick doesn't work. But considering that Nick ended up with Aarons wife and Aaron is alone can we really take that as a fact? Isn't it more likely that it was Aaron who couldn't get it up, since he was making Nick's Kids Spaghetti-O's while Nick was giving April the Deep Dicking Aaron never could?
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That's not fair. Nick has the balldo, which as we all know no woman can resist. Aaron, frightened for the welfare of his cojones, was powerless to stand against him.
 
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Sumptinsfuckey said:
According to Aaron, Nicks dick doesn't work. But considering that Nick ended up with Aarons wife and Aaron is alone can we really take that as a fact? Isn't it more likely that it was Aaron who couldn't get it up, since he was making Nick's Kids Spaghetti-O's while Nick was giving April the Deep Dicking Aaron never could?
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I suspect neither of them could get it up, but Nick won out by virtue of having a balldo all the blow.
 
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AnOminous said:
"Disinterested" does not mean "uninterested." It means unbiased and impartial. If a judge has an actual interest, that is, a personal benefit to be gained, in the subject matter of the case, it would be improper to continue to preside over it.

Nick may not know what the word means in a legal context himself, and in fact, I wouldn't be surprised in the least if he didn't.
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He put a negative emphasis on the word. The way I understood the sentence was, "she lied to a judge that just doesn't care."
 
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Doesn't Aaron pass an ACTUAL offering plate, begging people to meet some money goal for him at the end of each show? Patrick has covered this.
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The only one I remember was the one where he whored April out for like $300
 
Me262PrinceOfTurboJet said:
He put a negative emphasis on the word. The way I understood the sentence was, "she lied to a judge that just doesn't care."
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Nick is an imbecile then. But we already knew that. Judges should be impartial and disinterested.

Disinterested, Uninterested​

You can be both uninterested and disinterested, or one but not the other. Disinterested means "impartial"; uninterested means "unconcerned" or "apathetic."
Many would interpret The judge was disinterested to mean that the judge didn't care. But the sentence actually means that the judge was unbiased. Huge difference there. Would you rather have a judge who's fair or one who wants to go home?
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It's one thing for a layperson to make this fairly common error (although it is a pet peeve of mine "uninterested" is at least one dictionary definition). However, Nick is supposedly not only a writing major, but a lawyer, where "disinterested" in reference to judges ALWAYS means unbiased and impartial, with no personal interest (pecuniary or otherwise) in the proceeding.

So for him to commit this illiteracy while being both of those things is pathetic. What an absolute cretin.
 
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AnOminous said:
Nick is an imbecile then. But we already knew that. Judges should be impartial and disinterested.


It's one thing for a layperson to make this fairly common error (although it is a pet peeve of mine "uninterested" is at least one dictionary definition). However, Nick is supposedly not only a writing major, but a lawyer, where "disinterested" in reference to judges ALWAYS means unbiased and impartial, with no personal interest (pecuniary or otherwise) in the proceeding.

So for him to commit this illiteracy while being both of those things is pathetic. What an absolute cretin.
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My dear, you are far too well acquainted with Nick Rekieta for this to be a surprise. I share your dismay that a lawyer and/or writing major and/or "smartest guy in the room" is proudly and loudly ignorant, but that is the state of things*. I know you came to see it reluctantly, but I'm telling you, his mid-ness and nitwitdom has been evident (and excused or overlooked) for years.

*we all make mistakes - whether real or imagined, huge or trivial - or don't know things. Every person. That's not this. He thinks he knows.

Look, kid from upper-middle-class home with ability to pay for college who attended a moderately decent large high school 23 years ago goes to SMSU, currently ranked #30 of 36 post-secondary schools in Minnesota? Nick is not smart and/or is incapable of putting his +3-point above-average IQ to any valuable purpose.

Grandiosity + mid + big mouth + doubling down on bad ideas/decisions =...well, where we are.
 
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