Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Biden's victory means we have to hope he survives his full term, because a Cumslut Kamala presidency would be the worst outcome. She is as incoherent as Joe, but lacks the excuse of age related mind rot. She's just an idiot.

My theory is the puppetmasters want Biden gone, so they allowed this debate to hammer home that Slow Joe isn't right in the head. In all likelihood, Gavin Newsome will be the candidate. What would Patrick the True Believer do in that case? Will he insist Joe is still up for the job, child? Will he throw his considerable weight behind the man who wrecked California? Will he watch helplessly as angry blacks take their revenge by stealing his Rustang? l don't know, but this is a good year to be a Patposter.

 

[DumbDude43]

My theory is the puppetmasters want Biden gone, so they allowed this debate to hammer home that Slow Joe isn't right in the head. In all likelihood, Gavin Newsome will be the candidate. What would Patrick the True Believer do in that case? Will he insist Joe is still up for the job, child? Will he throw his considerable weight behind the man who wrecked California? Will he watch helplessly as angry blacks take their revenge by stealing his Rustang? l don't know, but this is a good year to be a Patposter.

he will call joe stepping back a truly selfless act of patriotism that really highlights what a great man of character he is
then he will simply return to posting about orange man bad, vote blue no matter who, etc

 

[AnOminous]

Not seeing it? Well let me make it easier

I can think of two other cannibal serial killers in the same general type:

Arthur Shawcross, the Gennesee River Killer

Slightly less resembling Rick, Nathaniel Bar-Jonah

 

[AutoClownMaker]

Maybe Biden just huffed a lot of glue?

Hair products. A disturbing amount of hair products.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Why does Pat have his tongue so far up that corrupt old dementia patients ass?
Of all the people to simp for, fucking Biden, a guy that can barely speak a sentence without loosing his train of thought, and has most likely shit his pants in public, not once, but twice, once in front of the fucking Pope and another in front of the world at the D Day Memorial.
Of all Pats insane quirks, his fanatical simping for that fossil is the most strange.
Biden is like the personification of why term limits should be a thing, and the corruption of the political class, and he is literal demented.
Its fucking bizzare as fuck.

You also forgot age limits.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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When was this planned and launched insurrection against our nation?

He is chimping out about the debate and Chevron now. Someone ought to check his blood pressure.
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The Supreme Court did not vote itself this, they've always had this power as the final appeals court. Surprised Rick didn't learn about the separation of powers or checks and balances in his advanced college course on the Constitution.

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None of this is true historically and this ruling did not end any of this.

Maybe Biden just huffed a lot of glue?

Or maybe he picked the wrong week to stop huffing glue.

 

[Post Reply]

These are my delusions, stalker.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

These are my delusions, stalker.
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And everyone ignored it:

 

[AprilRains]

And everyone ignored it:
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There go the goalposts again!

What a lying little shitweasel. How can he live with himself? He must know he's a serial liar, in whatever corner of his soul is unobscured by bullshit and fat. Why does he even bother?

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

He must know he's a serial liar

No stalker child, he does not. If he got better than a 1.7 high school GPA, he would realize he is a serial liar. Enjoy prison

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

There go the goalposts again!

What a lying little shitweasel. How can he live with himself? He must know he's a serial liar, in whatever corner of his soul is unobscured by bullshit and fat. Why does he even bother?

“Pundit” Pat is so stuck on 2017 when he had a seat at the cool kids table on Twitter. His brain permanently pickled itself that year and has been rotting ever since. He’s too busy chasing another viral hit to notice his own inconsistencies. 2017 Pat had his balls washed daily for his diehard adherence to current year talking points, he doesn’t understand the nuance happening today or why his daily pledges of allegiance to biden’s ballsack aren’t earning him those good boy points from 2017. Behind every fat tweet today is an air of “why the fuck aren’t they all clapping, this shit worked last election??”

 

[Fake News Anchor]

These are my delusions, stalker.
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I thought the polls couldn't be trusted a second ago Fatrick?

 

[Antikythera mechanism]

These are my delusions, stalker.

Enjoy the prison of my mind, child.

 

[Spunt]

There go the goalposts again!

What a lying little shitweasel. How can he live with himself? He must know he's a serial liar, in whatever corner of his soul is unobscured by bullshit and fat. Why does he even bother?

You need to understand the narc mindset, as summarised:

1 - I am always right
2 - In the event of me being wrong, see 1.

Any facts, even their own statements, that suggest that they may be anything other than 100% correct, are to be discarded. Fake news. I did not say that. Those are your delusions, stalker.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

And everyone ignored it:
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If you asked me 2 days ago I would have also said that debates are irrelevant. But Pat has been squealing about it so much I'm now convinced debates are the most important part of the election cycle.

 

[Procrastinhater]

"The most sucessful, most politically and diplomatically skilled President of the last 50 years"

Joe Biden.
A man who shat his pants in front of the Pope, and again at the D Day memorial.
The (big) guy who presided over the most humiliating moment for the US Military since the Fall of Saigon.
A dementia patient thats seen groceries increase 100% (at least) over his failed term.

Pat is a better comedian than he ever was a writer. The crazy thing is he probably actually believes it
Biden looks like that Jeff Dunham puppet Walter, he has a permanent pissed off and confused expression on his face, and he just looks scared and confused on stage. He had to be directed to the podium and he shuffles like a zombie. My Grandpa was older than him and still out hunting deer ffs.

 

[Drama Trauma]

Patrick S. S. Tomlinson:



An emote from this maybe?

 

[Bill Evans 45]

Then there is the war on drugs, the war on cancer, the war on poverty, and on Sept 10th 2001 the declared war on waste made by Donald Rumsfeld.

Don't forget, we did win one war - we beat Medicaid!

Will he watch helplessly as angry blacks take their revenge by stealing his Rustang?

He lives in or in the edge of a sketchy neighborhood and has no garage, yet the local youth wouldn't even steal his car* to hold up the 7-11. Even if you know very little about cars, this tells you what an utter shit heap Susan is.



*I know he made up some story about a thief not 'driving stick' years ago.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Don't forget, we did win one war - we beat Medicaid!


He lives in or in the edge of a sketchy neighborhood and has no garage, yet the local youth wouldn't even steal his car* to hold up the 7-11. Even if you know very little about cars, this tells you what an utter shit heap Susan is.



*I know he made up some story about a thief not 'driving stick' years ago.

I've seen car thieves boost the signal on an electric vehicles remote when it's in your home so they can steal it. It's why they tell you to put your keys in metal cans and shit. Thieves will usually steal anything, but even his vehicles aren't worth the trouble. He just hungry for any type of credibility but doesn't have a clue on how to get it.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

"The most sucessful, most politically and diplomatically skilled President of the last 50 years"

This weird form of cope began with Hilary. It’s some thing where they realize the candidate isn’t that great so they insist he’s the best candidate ever created.

It’s so weird. I swear it’s the capeshit brain overtaking them: like a child it can’t be a case of a “good but not perfect” candidate- it has to be the bestest most biggest ever.

Apparently it works on fat faggots with bitch tits - too bad the election isn’t decided by weight or data would really be pulling his weight.