Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[Oliver Onions]

Those betting on a moving to Japan arc still happening: he's trying to get a job as a tour guide

Talk about the autistic leading the autistic...does he know how hard being a tour guide is? It's not just 'and here is the shopping district you may recognise from Persona 5' you need an actual deep understanding of history and culture and be able to field questions from tourists.

I doubt Chibi could serve as a tour guide in his own city, never mind a foreign one.

The only way that is gonna happen is if Cheebs winds up somehow in an isekai story with him as the boring bland ass over powered protagonist.

Or one of those twist isekais where it turns out the hero from another world is actually just complete shit and the series is him getting brutally murdered every episode and never, ever improving.

 

[Hypnagogia]

I figured it was more likely that he finally realized he was too old to be in the young adult tour thing he did. I know he was giving advice to people in their discord. He's probably trying to be one of the guides there.

 

[HacksawDuggan]

sure he'll give you a tour. First you and him shrink down and then enter the vagina of some 17 year old hes been talking to online. Heres the clitoris on your right.... spoiler alert its some dude

 

[Kamui]

Who's gonna laugh once Cheebs starts a new dynasty of Japanese emperors? That's right, nobody.
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How do these AI music generators work? Do you write the lyrics? If you did, congrats, it's great.

 

[ILikeForwardAssists]

Those betting on a moving to Japan arc still happening: he's trying to get a job as a tour guide

Bro, if I had to listen to Chibi with that gay ass lisp going "Ummm, ERmmm" as my tour guide I'd fucking isekai myself.

 

[Harm]

He probably wants to be a tour guide so he can access other weeaboos, minors, or retards visiting Japan whom he can "impress" with his Japanese knowledge. Everything he does needs to be analyzed through the lens of "this is an unrepentant predator."

How do these AI music generators work? Do you write the lyrics? If you did, congrats, it's great.

Suno allows you to either write your own lyrics (along with designators such as [intro], [bridge], [verse], [chorus], [instrument solo], [outro] to loosely structure it), or you can give it a prompt a la ChatGPT and have it generate its own lyrics.

 

[TapewormSalesman]

How do these AI music generators work? Do you write the lyrics? If you did, congrats, it's great.

You can let the AI generate it, or you can write them in yourself. In this case I wrote it myself, but if you try to generate them about someone well known enough, it can string together something relatively coherent. When I tried to get it to churn out something on Chibi it actually somehow pulled out the correct age but not much else. The fine folks at Suno thread have some funky Cheebs songs as well.

 

[demicolon]

I've been dragging my ass to class every day to keep perfect attendance in the hopes that it will eventually lead to a good job position. Attendance helps.

He's not lying guys, I've been seeing him here every day for years.

 

[AlmightyMagichan]

Japan has enough child molesters as it is.

 

[David Kirk Ginder]

Japan has enough child molesters as it is.

That reminds me of a meme image I've been looking for. The meme has circles with faces and hands and arms representing Japanese people. These circles may or may not have slanty eyes. Around these circle people are anime girl body pillows and maybe hentai manga books etc. These circle Japs are talking about how the UN is trying to censor Japan's cartoon porn to "save the children" and to counter this policy, the circle Japs cite Japan's rape statistics compared to the Western world (Japan has lower rates of rape despite inventing hentai).

 

[Homocull]

That reminds me of a meme image I've been looking for. The meme has circles with faces and hands and arms representing Japanese people. These circles may or may not have slanty eyes. Around these circle people are anime girl body pillows and maybe hentai manga books etc. These circle Japs are talking about how the UN is trying to censor Japan's cartoon porn to "save the children" and to counter this policy, the circle Japs cite Japan's rape statistics compared to the Western world (Japan has lower rates of rape despite inventing hentai).

 

[David Kirk Ginder]

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Although I got some details wrong, this pic is as funny as when I last saw it.

Anyway, I think we can all agree that Chibi shouldn't mess up Japan's rape/child rape stats by going there.

 

[Kamui]

(Japan has lower rates of rape despite inventing hentai).

From what I understand, they don't have the best track record when it comes to recognizing that something is rape or believing victims.

 

[Bob Barbas]

From what I understand, they don't have the best track record when it comes to recognizing that something is rape or believing victims.

Yeah, the problem is it's hard to prove sex crimes unfortunately. This is true even in America, but in Japan it's exacerbated by the fact that the police don't do shit unless they are 100% certain they can nail a conviction. Otherwise they just let them go with a slap on the wrist.

Every retard who talks about how legalizing degenerate porn in Japan lowered the sex crime stat or whatever dumb bullshit point they usually make is always leave that part out.
Japan actually has a big problem with sex crime. The problem is like I said, the police don't give a shit unless you have absolute proof it happened which is difficult enough on it's own with that kind of thing.

Gotta protect that 100% conviction rating. It's part of why I find it funny that weebs like Chibi worship Japan. Japan actually fucking sucks tbh.

 

[Whaler]

He probably wants to be a tour guide so he can access other weeaboos, minors, or retards visiting Japan whom he can "impress" with his Japanese knowledge. Everything he does needs to be analyzed through the lens of "this is an unrepentant predator."

That was my first thought. He'd have easy access to young weird girls with some of the same interests as him. It's going to be a recipe for disaster if it happens.

Anyway, I think we can all agree that Chibi shouldn't mess up Japan's rape/child rape stats by going there.

His dick doesn't work when it comes to sex with women, so the statistics won't be affected by him being there.

 

[demicolon]

Japan is simply put an alien culture. They've mastered the art of being a polite and considerate pain in the ass. If Japs find money lying on the street, they actually return it to their local lost&found office. Western women spending time there tell stories of never feeling threatened even when alone in the city during midnight. If you get caught stealing public money, no matter how small, you cry and slap yourself begging for forgiveness on live TV.

On the flipside, teacher/student relations are not a big deal because of theirs stupid Wa way of life. There's that Enjo Kosai thing, and school hazing so extreme kids sometimes get killed and raped by classmates and it's not a big deal, it's seen by adults as a way to prepare them little shits for workplace culture which is something Satan would shed a tear over.

I think Adam dodged a bullet with the Inaka ESL teacher arc, I'd imagine local kids pelting rotten apples at him on his way home.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Japan is simply put an alien culture. They've mastered the art of being a polite and considerate pain in the ass. If Japs find money lying on the street, they actually return it to their local lost&found office. Western women spending time there tell stories of never feeling threatened even when alone in the city during midnight. If you get caught stealing public money, no matter how small, you cry and slap yourself begging for forgiveness on live TV.

On the flipside, teacher/student relations are not a big deal because of theirs stupid Wa way of life. There's that Enjo Kosai thing, and school hazing so extreme kids sometimes get killed and raped by classmates and it's not a big deal, it's seen by adults as a way to prepare them little shits for workplace culture which is something Satan would shed a tear over.

I think Adam dodged a bullet with the Inaka ESL teacher arc, I'd imagine local kids pelting rotten apples at him on his way home.

Japan is pretty fucked up when you get down to it. I mean this is the country that actually has a word for "dying from overwork".

But then most most countries have some pretty fucked up things going on so... you know.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Japan is pretty fucked up when you get down to it. I mean this is the country that actually has a word for "dying from overwork".

And also becoming a NEET that leeches off of his parent's salaries and watches vidya all day is such a common phenomenon that there's at least three animes about it

 

[Butwhythough2]

So we're in the lul of the Chibi cycle now. He needs to get cocky again, it's hilarious seeing his smugness get btfo'd

 

[winterfag]

crosspost from this thread about a Tokyo man running for governor

When I read "dressed as Joker" and "Tokyo" I was disappointed that this wasn't my favorite speedrunner lolcow. I could see his next fleeting ambition being politics, considering all his previous scandals with minors

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