Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[RatTube]

You mean normal people don't say "this is actually a huge W for me" to a cop giving them a trespass notice?

The fact he said this and then he said Bazinga or some cringe shit. These people would never be able to function in a normal life. Like the other video where some guy asks Mint if she's ok and she just starts blabbering absolute nonsense. Normal humans would think they're schizophrenic.
Josh talked about Mint being retarded and I figured he was exaggerating, but it's like there's nothing going on in her head at all. It's like: no thought, no thought, no thought, superchat!, no thought, no thought. She's some kind of Pavlovian thing in the shape of a human. Riley just orders her around like a dog, do this do that. It's pretty sad..

 

[genericwhitemale]

I am generally pro July, but to be fair, Eric is not just a libertarian, he is an unironic anarcho-capitalist. He does believe in that.

The real issue is that even if someone is a libertarian or ancap now, they can't just act like they were already in their utopia right now. I'm sure Eric would love to arm his guards with desert eagles and wipe out Riley, and in ancap land he would be able, but he doesn't live in ancap land now, he lives in America where you have to follow hundreds of laws and regulations for your self defense to be considered legitimate.

I think therein lies the different between July and Dax. You could criticise EJ for being hypocritical but he has a core ideology he believes in and espouses. Juju does not. It's been stated before but Dax doesn't believe in libertarianism and anarcho-capitalism in a serious political way like Eric does. He's just a hedonist; libertarianism to him and Nick Rekieta is just "I don't want anyone ever telling me what to do" and only existing to serve your own immediate interests. All of his beliefs are realpolitik and reactionary, which often leads to an incredible amount of hypocrisy and double-think. If he was truly libertarian, he wouldn't have gone down this anti-anti-woke crusade of hating "right-wing grifters", but he's spent so much time with Vito the Pedo and living in LA that he thinks it's some worthwhile causus belli.

 

[Finger Pistols]

The funniest thing about this whole video has to be Dax Herrera’s pet retards standing outside the place where everyone is having a good time, drunk guy who wanders out clearly had a great time, and you hear the cops having fun banter singing with the music too

You forgot that the cop hit the griddy after arresting the midget

 

[KingofSomething]

I remember Eric July being a lolcow in his own right but my god Riley is just fucked up and needs to go

Eric had the makings of lowtier lolcow at least in the way all these anti-woke media youtubers tend to be, but between having to stop some of his online shenanigans to run his business and Daxipad and his goons trying to force him into becoming the new Maddox, they really fast tracked Eric into sanitizing a fair amount of his online behavior. He might revert back someday, but doubt that if they keep fucking with him like this since letting the law do it's thing seems to be working out for him

 

[Cirrhosis_of_Liver]

he thinks it's some worthwhile causus belli.

No casus Belli? No wonder he lost two stability.

 

[Garlic Salt]

Everyone is talking about Riley or the drunk guy. I’m very invested in the strung out mustang lady and need to know if she lived through that comedown.

 

[Procrastinhater]

The close ups of his shoulders on the bodycam are vile.
He looks like he hasn't showered in months, he has dirt grimed into his skin.
I feel sorry for the cops who had to drive with that piss smelling micropenised goblin in the back.
He must fucking stink.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

NPC encounter:

 

[2020chan]

I'm just upset that we didn't get to see the drunk guy Mr. Drake Gajdos fall head first into his uber when it finally arrived.
Dude walked out of the bar at 3:59 and it took him a half hour to get that uber that was 7 minutes away.
And can we talk about the magic powers that cop used to stick him to the post for the whole ordeal? Kept him right in place during the ordering of about 3 different ubers.

 

[Procrastinhater]

This is pretty sick. Thanks boss.

Riley is possibly not the most intelligent person on the planet. He was given a walk by the cop, but didn't take it until he went down.
What is his IQ?

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He's a fucking idiot. He knew he had warrants.
If he had a brain he would have bailed when he saw the squad car.
Actually if he had a brain he wouldn't have gone.
The guys a literal crack baby that lives off his retarded pet making piss porn.
He's not the brightest.
In a fair society he would be euthanized.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Dax doesn’t understand libertarianism. He claims to be a libertarian but doesn’t really understand it. He says this is his favourite work of libertarian satire, because it perfectly illustrates the flaws of the ideology.

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/l-p-d-libertarian-police-department

Dax Herrera’s understanding of libertarianism is the same as Nick Rekieta’s in the sense you should be able to have all the sex and drugs you want and be free of the consequences. It’s pure Slaaneshi hedonism. I think that’s why Dax Herrera aka Dick Masterson aka a man who gets dressed up as a cow named Juju go get fucked in the ass is so vexed with Eric July because he’s principled and disciplined in his dealings with this whole dumb bullshit Dax is trying to pull. Dax wants Eric to sperg but Eric is non caring and at best keeping a measured approach to let Dax get Eric enough rope to hang himself.

But how does this affect you that you care so much Juju ackackackack

 

[bookers]

Eric had the makings of lowtier lolcow at least in the way all these anti-woke media youtubers tend to be, but between having to stop some of his online shenanigans to run his business and Daxipad and his goons trying to force him into becoming the new Maddox, they really fast tracked Eric into sanitizing a fair amount of his online behavior. He might revert back someday, but doubt that if they keep fucking with him like this since letting the law do it's thing seems to be working out for him

Yeah I don't understand the people who treat Eric like he's a lolcow.
comic books and kind of goofy libertarian stuff aren't my cup of tea, but it's not really all that abnormal either.
Like I think Styx is kind of retarded, but that doesn't make him a lolcow.

Karilyn Borosenko (or however you spell it) is higher on that meter, but it's bc she's nuts and retarded, not specifically bc she's libertarian.

As for Eric, he likes comic books and was able to identify and target an underserved market relating to them.
Like the thing about grifters is that they never actually really do anything.
But Eric actually did create comic books and release them. And people seem to like them.
So I'd say that nullifies any accusations of him being a grifter or w/e.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Random drunk guy is way more entertaining. He's so darned happy to be complying with those nice officers.

Party (safely) on, wasted dude. I hope he and the Uber driver became friends.

I love how a random drunkard gets more love in bodycam footage than a fat crack baby with bitch tits getting arrested.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

If we give MintSalad the benefit of the doubt in the bodycam footage, she couldn’t correctly give her name to the police due to her mental deficiencies. And we’re supposed to believe this is a capable and independent adult? A person who can’t even convey her own name properly? Dax is disgusting for exploiting this girl.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I love how a random drunkard gets more love in bodycam footage than a fat crack baby with bitch tits getting arrested.

His name is Drake. He gets blasted and the police politely assist him with getting Uber rides. Quite possibly the greatest person to ever grace the Juju the Cow thread.

 

[Procrastinhater]

This girl can't even dress herself. I'm surprised she doesn't need a tard helmet.

In one of the gross porn videos she makes she had fucking skidmarks in her underwear and shit stains on her ass.
She's so retarded she has to be reminded to wipe. A wool hat and long sleeves in Dallas is doing good for her.
I'm impressed she manages to put her pants on the right way round.
In the bodycam footage she struggled to give her name to the cops.
She's what psychologists used to call an "imbecile" she can talk so she's not an "idiot" but she's way more retarded than even a "moron" who can communicate and carry out simple tasks unsupervised.

 

[Not a bee]

Absolute godsneed

 

[Harvey Danger]

I love how a random drunkard gets more love in bodycam footage than a fat crack baby with bitch tits getting arrested.

His name is Drake. He gets blasted and the police politely assist him with getting Uber rides. Quite possibly the greatest person to ever grace the Juju the Cow thread.

He's more responsible than 99% of the people featured on this site.

• Schedules an Uber in advance because he knows he's going to be completely wasted.
• Instinctively complies with officers when he's too drunk to understand what's happening.
• Tries to be helpful and answers every question.
• "If I have to go to jail, that's fine."
• Apologizes for causing a nuisance and sounds like he means it.
• Successfully gets home after a nice night out.

Be like Drake, kids. Don't be like Dax, Riley, Mint, Rekieta, or anyone else in this thread.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

I remember hallucinated Eric July being a lolcow

Fixed that for ya

 

[Jacknife]

Josh talked about Mint being retarded and I figured he was exaggerating, but it's like there's nothing going on in her head at all. It's like: no thought, no thought, no thought, superchat!, no thought, no thought. She's some kind of Pavlovian thing in the shape of a human. Riley just orders her around like a dog, do this do that. It's pretty sad..

People blabber on about 16 being the age of consent in Germany but as a matter of fact Mint would be in a group home here where she works 6 hours a day and Riley would most likely be in jail for child rape