"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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the beast did woken up but no announcement
 
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Plaintiff is fat said:
@\Null self-defense advicefagging: you should STFU about fantasy scenarios and the survivability of would-be threats. Plenty of people who aren't "the boss of Internet transphobes" get prosecuted for legitimate use of force and any clip of you casually talking about this will be used against you.
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I suspect the point of talking about it is to deter would be attackers, letting them know in advance that you a) heavily armed and fortified and b) completely unhinged.
But I agree, in the unlikely event that shit did go down, jokes about splattering people across your swamp “in self defense” may not go down well in court.

Some would say you’re better off living in Serbia and not having to worry about being assassinated by militarily equipped trannies, but what do I know.
 
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Oxyjen said:
I suspect the point of talking about it is to deter would be attackers, letting them know in advance that you a) heavily armed and fortified and b) completely unhinged.
But I agree, in the unlikely event that shit did go down, jokes about splattering people across your swamp “in self defense” may not go down well in court.

Some would say you’re better off living in Serbia and not having to worry about being assassinated by militarily equipped trannies, but what do I know.
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This stuff is all true. It’s why the actual people who care and arm up do things like spend money and time training the wife - not because they want to be a pussy hiding behind a woman but because the prosecutors know that if you take a woman to court for shooting someone endangering her family you’re gonna get smoked harder than the criminal did.

Also if you have guns you might ever use in self defense you should already have the number of the lawyer you’re going to call the moment the body hits the floor. The moment the threat is over call 911 and provide medical assistance that you can, call your lawyer and don’t say shit to the cops.
 
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reptile baht spaniard rid said:
This stuff is all true. It’s why the actual people who care and arm up do things like spend money and time training the wife - not because they want to be a pussy hiding behind a woman but because the prosecutors know that if you take a woman to court for shooting someone endangering her family you’re gonna get smoked harder than the criminal did.

Also if you have guns you might ever use in self defense you should already have the number of the lawyer you’re going to call the moment the body hits the floor. The moment the threat is over call 911 and provide medical assistance that you can, call your lawyer and don’t say shit to the cops.
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You don't need to fire a shot if you are a White pregnant woman who obviously would not be "bumping into" anything on the way back to her family waiting in the car, but you will go to jail, unless the plaintiffs are a no-show when your trial happens 32 months later.
@Null this might be interesting A|L
When people are talking about Arcus and Gill Foundations, the way they are now talking about WPATH [...]

Arcus Foundation (most significant LGBT NGO marketing gender ideology) is funded by the stock from the founder's investment in Stryker Medical (worth $133B), to which he is heir.

Gill is the founder of a computer software corporation and sold the shares in his company to build the Gill Foundation. He spent half a billion to drive gender ideology through our institutions. He now has an AI company.
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Jennifer Bilek is one of the first writers I remember having to resort to writing on the Federalist in order to get gender critical material published to a wide audience. She's gone through some changes, from calling the Pritzkers "white men" to being accused of being antisemitic [congrats, full horseshoe], to being published by Tablet✡ and First Things✝.
Those last two make a lot of sense given what the Farmers already know about Arcus.
And if you need a hook, this goes back to 2015, but Gill's tech is called Josh.ai 🤓
 
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Lichen Bark said:
Volume feedback, for whatever reason I have to max out my devices volume if I want to listen while doing anything, and even then it's not loud enough (oops my onions were frying too loudly in the pan, gotta rewind now to catch that last part). Another podcast I listen to sounds like it's going to break my device's speakers if I max it out. Whatever you are using to determine "loudness" is not giving you proper information. FULL STOP.

Other feedback, playing Pippa Pipkin at 2x speed should be classed as a war crime under the Geneva Convention. If you feel the need to speed up a clip then, in my opinion, it's a shit clip with nothing interesting, and should just be skipped. Speeding up clips doesn't improve their content, and only enrages the listener.

Feel free to cope and sneed now.
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Updated Volume Feedback:
I was washing the dishes while I was making my breakfast today, and I thought there was something wrong, my device was at 60% volume and I could hear Josh crystal clear. I thought something was wrong, at first, but then Josh was like "nope I turned myself up, How do I sound?" You sounded great, I could hear you over the dishes. Then 16 minutes in I start hearing the dreaded "P word." "Gee guys I'm PEAKING, like I see this little bar thing, and it's like going over this arbitrary line thingy, so I need to reduce my volume for no reason." You weren't blowing out your mic like Bossman Jack, or Ethan Ralph, the only thing that did was require me to turn the volume back up to 80% of max. Still an improvement, but a step back from perfection. Please go back.

So I am sitting down to my eggs and bacon, and I am ready to listen to the 11 minute Chunk Yogurt having a meltdown and I see it, Josh's little pizza finger is going right for that "speed up clip" button. I think to myself "why Josh, why do you let your ADHD take over?" Then I hear Josh's best Fatrick Tomlinson voice speak to me telepathically.

"Nooooo child I WILL speed this clip up. I MUST save 2 minutes of time in this 3 hour stream, YOU WILL enjoy Chunk Yogurt speaking 25% faster. Enjoy prison stalker." I couldn't listen, especially when his soy co-host chimed in, it just makes the soy that much more obnoxious. I ate my eggs and bacon in silence instead.
 
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Ok I really have to mention something.

So during the live debate between the two senile vampires, I noticed something mysterious.
The gentleman of the long proboscis seemed like he was sweating profusely during the commentator bits. I mean sure, maybe it's hot, or you know he's nervous for multiple reasons one might assume, the debate was after all pretty nerve racking for many a person.

However I managed to catch this live. There's a drip from the ceiling falling straight on the guy, him and only him. He sat there for an hour with CNN's roof leaking something on him. Literally caught a moment when a droplet hit the outside of his glasses, you can of course see the very obvious streak on his shoulder as well.

Did anyone else notice this? I found it quite surreal and entertaining. Really topped off the entire experience excellently.

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TheLostMarxBrotherFucko said:
To Null If you need a good laugh check this out. A 20-foot tower appears in a local residential neighborhood. The unveiling of the creator of this tower is hilarious. Even in Iowa shit gets retarded.
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I like him more than most urban neighbors. At least he's just shooting out light and not begging for gibs while shooting kids on playgrounds.
 
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