Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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He is autistic and his mind is fucked from heavy drugs. Dick keeps him around because he is easy to control. Dick visited Maddox's relative's grave and he sent Riley to Eric's relative's grave. If you look at the other similarities its clear that Dick is stalking Eric and using his useful idiots to do so. Dick stalked Maddox for decades and stalkers never change themselves they just change their targets.
It's actually pretty inspiring to stalkers that it's possible to start off doing it yourself and eventually ascend to the level of managing other stalkers and using them for content for your godawful show. It's a job with a career path.
 
I'd say that this is Dick Masterson prepping for a replacement Vito, but Boogie was always the first choice!

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This is an objective fact; Chapo Trap House makes stupid fucking money off Patreon. Apparently $170,000 a month making TDS/Biggest Problem look like a small business by contrast. And it’s YouTube Channel had Paltry views some episodes of The Biggest Problem actually have more views than Chapo.
That's fair, but a counter to that is that it feels like Dax's engagement on all social media is bad. Like obviously weekly, hour long podcasts will get a fraction of the total sub count, but his Xitter gets low engagement.
 
I still have no idea how his eyes got fucked up.
in the footage from Officer Finley around 27:39 when Riley first gets cuffed Riley mentioned he’s wearing sunglasses because he has a bad eye and asks if he can keep them on because it is sensitive to light. Sorry if I’m late and someone pointed this out already. Attached is a thumbnail of a screenshot of the transcript where the exchange happens.

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This has been on my mind for a few days now, but isn't it wild that we are probably going to see Riley literally die on camera?

I genuinely believe that Riley is either outright suicidal, or subconsciously suicidal, and that he wants to join the list of Dick Show Martyrs. For those who are unaware, there are several TDS fans that have already committed suicide. One was a thumbnail artist from Scotland who posted his note on Twitter, and more dramatically, a guy who offed himself in the Air BnB where the Las Vegas Road Rage Dickheads were staying. Not sure if I forgot anyone.

As you know, the US has very strong freedom of speech protections, but Riley has definitely committed two types of illegal speech: physical threats and terroristic threats. I remember Father of the Year and friend of The Casino Nick Rekieta actually explained this very eloquently on his show once. He said that in order for threatening speech to be illegal, the victim needs to have credible evidence that the threat will actually be carried out. The difference being something like your gun-toting neighbor saying he will shoot you in the head, versus Ethan Ralph saying the same thing from a shack in Mexico.

-Riley has stated that he intends to put his hands on Eric July
-Riley has stated that he intends to go up to Eric July in a convention center and shout that Eric has a gun

The first point is an obvious physical threat. Even if you go "ACK ACK ACK he said shave his arm hair it's an obvious joke," as Dax Herrera will undoubtedly be saying, Riley said he'd also "do whatever he wants to him." If you said that about Dax Herrera, he'd think it's a threat for sure. The second point, I consider terroristic, or at least some sort of serious danger to the public. There will be a stampede of people rushing to get away from the scene in a crowded place, and Eric is potentially going to get shot.

Riley has also amply proven that he will travel to wherever he needs to be to continue stalking Eric. So, there is no doubt that the threats are credible.

I think Eric's security will be informing the local police that there is a felony stalker threatening to come hurt people, and they will be told "do what you need to do." Then, Mint is going to finally get Riley the 15 minutes of fame he so craves by filming him getting magdumped.

In his mind, Riley thinks he will be remembered as the innocent guy who was just trying to prank Eric by giving away free comic books, and handing Eric $20. The reason why Riley's "pranks" have been relatively tame, compared to something like filming himself throwing shit at Eric, or hitting him, is because he wants to literally "earn his murder."

Yikes. *negative claps*

Reasons I think Riley is suicidal:

-He has such low charisma that he FAILED to GIVE AWAY free comic books AT AN EVENT FOR SAID COMIC BOOKS
-He obviously does not love Mint, or he wouldn't speak to her the way he did
-All he has in his life is piss porn, drugs, and stalking
Cross-posting from The Casino, but I really want people to see my prediction before Riley dies, so I can get my credit as a Nostradumbass.

People in this thread are calling for him to be imprisoned purely based on his shoulder hair alone. He is constantly mean to his supposed girlfriend, even going so far as to use her as a piss-rag, and sell her piss-drenched naked body to strangers.

The guy is just so universally hate-able, that I think things are going to get really dark, one way or an even worse way.

Would love to hear other speculators speculate!
 
Destiny said on a stream that he was open to cohosting the biggest problem with Dick. Dick probably knew Destiny wasn't going to be as pliant as Vito.
Destiny as co-host would have fucking ruled. You don't even know. We would have even had a lolsuit 2.0 as they broke up, and Rekieta would have livestreamed it from a private island with a mountain of coke in front of him, while the US Navy is laying siege to his island mansion.

The whole appeal of The Biggest Problem is two grown men arguing about the most idiotic and pedantic shit ever, but their egos genuinely won't allow them to let anything go.

Vito is great at letting things go. Example: his body. He could never argue with Dax for 30+ minutes about whether the Broken Window Fallacy is correct or not, which is my personal highlight of old Biggest Problem.
 
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I have seen evidence to suggest that Dick Masterson was behind finding Ralph several girlfriends including the sex with Mint Salad. Pantsu was over at Dick's house and so was Faith Vickers. Several sources told me that Faith Vickers acquired a fake ID for her from none other than Dick Masterson's connections. (She was 18 at the time and couldn't legally drink). Now if Dick can get fake IDs why not drugs and *ahem* other stuff?
Why live this way? If he keeps degenerates around by supplying their needs then maybe they'll create content for his radio show? I watched parts of dick show clips years ago and it was empty, I didn't know what it existed for. I remember in the dick show reddit people would brag about how he made lots of money with a software business he ran on the side. Also they bragged how he did rocket science in his spare time. I never believed that. Why would anyone who does rocket science waste time doing a radio show. I don't even know what they meant. Did spaceX have him come in on the weekends? Did he launch rockets at the park with baking soda and vinegar?
 
During arrest, (at around 4 mins in the Finley footage,) Riley initially refuses to give his name. He lies about not having his ID (which Mint later hands over w/ his wallet once Riley’s been cuffed,) & goes on to speak for Mint at first. It’s clear he doesn’t want her to comply with the officer, he throws out excuses about her streaming, but the signal was received.

This is why Mint claims her last name is “Hint,” & does not give her full legal name. Riley thought he was being a low key mastermind, but it was obvious that the cop saw through the ruse, as he kept asking over & over, “so Hint is your name, etc,” as Mint kept up with Riley’s dumb plan at that time.
In Texas, you can be criminally prosecuted for that alone under the Failure to Identify law.
Still at the first video.
Always in disbelief that you can be jailed for being intoxicated in public in the land of the free. Lol.
It's a disorderly persons offense but they usually only actually invoke it if you're being drunk AND an asshole. Otherwise it's pretty typical for them just to tell you you've had it for the night and should pack it in and go home (in a taxi). If you refuse or get belligerent they will arrest you.
Destiny as co-host would fucking ruled.
Diddler would never have a cohost that would make him look like the fat, malding loser he is in comparison. And Destiny is a fucking tard himself but not as bad as P. Diddly.
 
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So what are the consequences of the latest episode of fat retard being enough of a public nuisance to have outstanding warrants against his person going to be like? Will they just let him walk? You'd think that at some point they'd hold him in and have him do at least a few years in prison but apparently not.
 
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This js so fascinating to me.
Two people that would really benefit from keeping their mouths shut right now decides to endlessly sperg on Twitter.

Especially rekeita thinking it's a good look to call KF "FaNfIc FarMs" Because hurr hurr the police reports is just fabricated bs.

Say what they want about null but even if he's eating pizza in a closet in Serbia he's still not on the fuck up level of these two grown ass men who made it their career to destroy everything they have.

"Sit down and shut up" is something that applies to both these retards.

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I think it's safe to say that the footage completely vindicated Riley and made the farms and Eric look like utter fool. Another W for team LibShit Analchugger.
 
So what are the consequences of the latest episode of fat retard being enough of a public nuisance to have outstanding warrants against his person going to be like? Will they just let him walk? You'd think that at some point they'd hold him in and have him do at least a few years in prison but apparently not.
He's out on bail and he's just going to not show up to court so he won't suffer any consequences until the next time he goes to Texas to harass Eric. They are not going to throw someone in prison for a few years for trespassing and harassment. That would be a ridiculous waste of money. Police and prosecutors have a lot more going on than internet slapfights.

Riley is currently playing an escalating game of play stupid games, win stupid prizes. He is a retarded crackbaby being puppeted by an amoral father figure who gets off on manipulating retards and getting fucked in the ass. Right now it's on Eric to be taking this seriously and exercising all of his legal rights to fuck over Riley. There is plenty of government papertrail and digital trail for Eric.
 
Still at the first video.
Always in disbelief that you can be jailed for being intoxicated in public in the land of the free. Lol.
It's a disorderly persons offense but they usually only actually invoke it if you're being drunk AND an asshole. Otherwise it's pretty typical for them just to tell you you've had it for the night and should pack it in and go home (in a taxi). If you refuse or get belligerent they will arrest you.
This is the kind of law they used to arrest The Gunt and must be defended at all costs. There is no constitutionally right to be a drunken, belligerent Gunt.
 
They are not going to throw someone in prison for a few years for trespassing and harassment. That would be a ridiculous waste of money. Police and prosecutors have a lot more going on than internet slapfights.
I swear I'm not trying to sound like Fatrick, I'm just not 'Murican. Globally, it just seems like common practice to lock up retards for continually committing a series of petty crimes. Then again it might be just because locking someone up is simpler in a lot of jurisdictions, especially those that give not a fuck about your defence. I think this nig would've already been cooked in say, Japan. Or Singapore, especially Singapore.

Riley is currently playing an escalating game of play stupid games, win stupid prizes. He is a retarded crackbaby being puppeted by an amoral father figure who gets off on manipulating retards and getting fucked in the ass. Right now it's on Eric to be taking this seriously and exercising all of his legal rights to fuck over Riley. There is plenty of government papertrail and digital trail for Eric.
At least there's that. I doubt July will even give a shit about any of this enough to take this quite literal idiot to court, but there's the very likely possibility that he's going to fuck it up more than usual, and catch a more serious charge.

Riley and Juju definitely do feel like they belong in prison, at any rate. Like another user's said earlier, in a bunch of jurisdictions like Germany's both Riley and Diddler Dax would've been fucked for their molestation of Mint. Dax might have the sociopathic wherewithal to avoid being jailed on a serious offence, but Riley certainly doesn't.
 
They seem to think it's hypocrisy because he's apparently some kind of libertarian or something. They seem to think libertarians should never call the cops and just assault retards instead. If you're a libertarian and you follow the existing laws then that's hypocrisy apparently. You can't just follow the current laws and try to vote or advocate for the existing laws to change to be more in line with your beliefs.
Very true. This would be like criticizing libertarians for 'raping children', a concept libertarianism doesn't recognize, when if they had their way politically, they could just go to a child sex park to engage in contractual relations. Eric July wants to be able to unleash private security forces to deliver instant justice against fat gay retards like Riley (in fairness, who doesn't), but because he doesn't live in a libertarian society like Victorian England, calling the pigs is his best option.
 
Dick's on Rekieta's stream right now. He just called Chris Chan a she.
troon arc. total insanity. not even alot of trannies still die on that hill.
This is an objective fact; Chapo Trap House makes stupid fucking money off Patreon. Apparently $170,000 a month making TDS/Biggest Problem look like a small business by contrast. And it’s YouTube Channel had Paltry views some episodes of The Biggest Problem actually have more views than Chapo.
chapo trap house have the ability to actually be funny and sometimes their things actually gain some natural traction like with their reading of ben shapiros novel.
So I don’t think it’s a good argument at all to say a podcast’s engagement is bad just because it doesn’t look very popular on YouTube or Facebook. The internet is very fractured at this point huge TikTok creators have no presence on YouTube and big Twitch streamers aren’t all popular on other social media.
literally the only thing ive seen get popular from dick was the lolsuit shit. ive never heard of anyone hearing about him from anything else before or sense. i have heard of various moments that drew people to chapo. i have seen things from chapo make the rounds in circles. if youre a lefty the only entertainers a bit more natural than processed plastic that are left are a dying breed. dax is dimestore andrew tate

If you want another example look at Lindsay Ellis/Nostalgia Chick. She’s basically invisible online nowadays but she makes stupid money off an army of simps on Patreon.
i fucking hated her critique of tolkien but shes decent at making videos. she also probably gets more comments than you can count on your finger now even.
So I don’t think it’s a good argument at all to say a podcast’s engagement is bad just because it doesn’t look very popular on YouTube or Facebook. The internet is very fractured at this point huge TikTok creators have no presence on YouTube and big Twitch streamers aren’t all popular on other social media.
i havent seen dax have reach anywhere. i always assumed he had reach because he knew people like justin whang or bigger streamers in the sektur when there was a sektur. is there a sudden big increase in engagement in some unforeseen platform for dax? and if his numbers are accurate he could probably do better than some la tin spic shack in the hills.

i dont think its enough to seriously accuse him of anything illegal but i do think its enough to roll your eyes and say suuuuuuure you do when he says he has homecoming king views
 
I'd say that this is Dick Masterson prepping for a replacement Vito, but Boogie was always the first choice!

I'll have to find it but he actually WAS in talks (c. 2019/early 2020) of having Boogie and him make a new BPITU.

Still at the first video.
Always in disbelief that you can be jailed for being intoxicated in public in the land of the free. Lol.
Public intoxication and loitering are basically the teeth for someone to arrest you for being an asshole, that is, like @AnOminous says, they're unlikely to actually make an arrest unless you are being a problem.

In the case of our friend Drake here, the cops were mostly trying to make sure that he wasn't going to get behind a wheel. Was it necessary to hassle him as much as they did? Probably not, but he did get to wake up the next morning in his own bed; Riley not so much.
 
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