🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Nah, that's one of Dick's hand me downs.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The Sektur Kang reduced to Dax's cum-stained hand me downs. I love this timeline.

 

[AltisticRight]

The KING of the Sektur can't even afford to buy a new keyboard thing.
How PATHETIC.

 

[Rage Pig]

Woman makes fun of piggy and calls him fat. He proceeds to cry and seethe for 131 seconds, culminating in a weigh-in challenge. Truly bizarre behavior, even for a lunatic like him.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Truly bizarre behavior, even for a lunatic like him.

Not bizarre at all. This is Ralph's monthly "I'm going to start a beef with some random person on twitter to try and revitalize my career" post.

 

[Axiom.]

Woman makes fun of piggy and calls him fat. He proceeds to cry and seethe for 131 seconds, culminating in a weigh-in challenge. Truly bizarre behavior, even for a lunatic like him.
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The black and white really makes this cinematic, it's like the Dorian Gray painting of wanting to be a grifter.

Spoiler: Off topic

Ethan looks like he's the most miserable he's ever been, I think he's just wishing to die already, it looks like he knows he's lost everything and everyone has forgotten about him.

Nobody that he's "cool" with gives a shit about going to his show anymore, it's honestly sad to watch at this point.

 

[Kino Dogmeat]

It's over.

 

[Look--an Alien!]

Woman makes fun of piggy and calls him fat. He proceeds to cry and seethe for 131 seconds, culminating in a weigh-in challenge. Truly bizarre behavior, even for a lunatic like him.
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I'm sure Ralph thought he would look super cool casually lighting a cigarette before eviscerating yet another bish, but all it really does it highlight how tiny his little manlet hands are in comparison to daily objects

 

[Lidl Drip]

Ralph was definitely bullied by (black) girls in school, that's why women making fun of him hits him so much harder, it brings up all his childhood trauma. Must be pretty rough being a short round freckled ginger piggy growing up around lots of black kids.

 

[Nate Higgers]

Ralph was definitely bullied by (black) girls in school, that's why women making fun of him hits him so much harder, it brings up all his childhood trauma. Must be pretty rough being a short round freckled ginger piggy growing up around lots of black kids.

Maybe that’s why part of Ralph’s fictional biography was that he was banging “hot black chicks” when he was in HS. Come to think of it, wasn’t it revealed on his pornhub or his secret/alt Twitter account that he was trying to get black chicks to “link up and smoke” with him?

Maybe he really does have some kind of deep seated humiliation fetish

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Woman makes fun of piggy and calls him fat. He proceeds to cry and seethe for 131 seconds, culminating in a weigh-in challenge. Truly bizarre behavior, even for a lunatic like him.
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He lights and holds cigarettes like a woman

 

[Lidl Drip]

Maybe that’s why part of Ralph’s fictional biography was that he was banging “hot black chicks” when he was in HS. Come to think of it, wasn’t it revealed on his pornhub or his secret/alt Twitter account that he was trying to get black chicks to “link up and smoke” with him?

Maybe he really does have some kind of deep seated humiliation fetish

In reality the black chicks were banging his head against his locker.

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

it looks like he knows he's lost everything and everyone has forgotten about him.

Everybody except for the boys at the Casino! Ralph should join up with Ashton and Andy as an obscene laugh track. CAN WE HIT RALPH'S TORTA FUND!?

 

[Bill Evans 45]

He lights and holds cigarettes like a woman

That's because he's smoking a cigarette specifically marketed to women. Is that a menthol Virginia Slim or similar?

ETA : Oh shit - is this a foreshadowing of his transition arc? Is the egg starting to crack?

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Maybe that’s why part of Ralph’s fictional biography was that he was banging “hot black chicks” when he was in HS.

Wasn't he paying for the services of black hookers on several of his trips to Vegas?

 

[ChadBrazilian]

Woman makes fun of piggy and calls him fat. He proceeds to cry and seethe for 131 seconds, culminating in a weigh-in challenge. Truly bizarre behavior, even for a lunatic like him.
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I wish that he had this level of energy on his show. This is the petty Ralph rage that I love.
"Metaforical balls" lol

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

A true master of hiding that windsock neck

 

[Jeff Gerstmann]

A true master of hiding that windsock neck
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Birds of a feather. Poor fat retards from Arkansas with no financial sense who like young women.

 

[Mynameisdark]

A true master of hiding that windsock neck
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Ralph's selfie looks like an FMV game over screen

 

[AnOminous]

A true master of hiding that windsock neck

Lmao what a woman, doing a Ralphamale version of a Fat Girl Angle Shot to hide that even his neck gunt has a gunt of its own.

 

[Nate Higgers]

A true master of hiding that windsock neck
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Someone who racked up debt on a “Sony PlayStation credit card” has a disdain for debt collectors? I’m shocked, shocked I tell ya