What's the point in lying about something so irrelevant?
for the same reason the cop ran the name, to make sure she also doesn't have a warrent out, same reason Marie struggled to give a name at first. What most people assumed was typical tard hesitation was both that but also "can i get away with lying to the cops" hesitation.
Dick is a calculated sociopath and you shouldn't underestimate him
meh, his lack of ability to hold down a job outside of his daddy's companies or interact with people that weren't in SPED classes shows we shouldn't consider him some criminal mastermind. he might be prom king, but there's a reason he hasn't really been able to branch out of this sector and despite decades of paying for comedy classes he still isn't funny. Like imagine paying for basketball workshops for 20 years and still not being able to do a layup. the height of his life was being on day time television at one point.
because making such a big allegation which is would be insanely illegal deserves scrutiny even on an autistic gossip comedy forum.
i remember when people started talking about it and the biggest indicator something is up with the patreon is how lower class Dick's liftstyle is despite making such a shitload of money, you used Chapo as an example but 1. that money is split 5 ways and 2. not a single member nor their wives/partners works a job and 3. they all talk about going on international vacations and actually spending the money on cool shit like racing set ups, medical and law bills, or donating to political candidates. Same thing with Ellis, say what you will about her, you can tell from her social media that she knows how to spend her money.
Meanwhile Dick has made so much money and despite being a "chad" he lives like he manages a Petsmart. he lives in the same house in a middle class area as he did since 2016, and he drives the same car since 2016, his biggest trips are to burning man and tijuana mexico, both hilariously cheap when you're in driving distance. His only vacations are "work related" like the live events, and he doesn't have dependents or animals to take care of and suck money from him. His common law wife has a job too so you can add another 100k to his earnings.
you can't find it now, but even in the simpsiracy thread people assumed Dick truely was a chad with a barbie dream mansion because when you make 400k a year (before merch sales) there's no reason for him not to be. And honestly even if he was snorting drugs daily like Nick, he wouldn't be denting his funds that much.
fuck it, even if he was buying hookers daily, he'd still have enough money to not have to life like a paulper. I remember another podcaster reminiscing about being able to get white chicks in their early 20s for $300/hr back in the 2010s, and half that for any other race. The fact that Dick doesn't seem to spend his money when his whole persona is not that means he has to have something up with his patreon dollars.
