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@Marvin

I thought of something considering Crystal (his daughter, not his sister).
The reason why Crystal needs to be white was his dream, where he saw himself working in an office and had a wife and (caucasian) baby.
So subsequently his wife must've been white or whiteish.
The whole Selena Gomez saga has shown that he would be fine with a hispanic wife, but has stated that his "sweetheart from the ground up" can't be a darkie.
While this question is largely academic, would he accept a black girlfriend if push comes to shove?
He isn't actually picky once he actually gets close to a girl (Faylin met very few of his formal requirements but he smitten with he nonetheless).
So if for some reason a black girl would befriend him and wanted to be his heartsweet and bear Crystal, would he pragmatically accept, even though this would contradict his dream?
(and by extension, does he even remember the dream?)

Yeah, *yawn*
 
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January Cyst said:
@Marvin

I thought of something considering Crystal (his daughter, not his sister).
The reason why Crystal needs to be white was his dream, where he saw himself working in an office and had a wife and (caucasian) baby.
So subsequently his wife must've been white or whiteish.
The whole Selena Gomez saga has shown that he would be fine with a hispanic wife, but has stated that his "sweetheart from the ground up" can't be a darkie.
While this question is largely academic, would he accept a black girlfriend if push comes to shove?
He isn't actually picky once he actually gets close to a girl (Faylin met very few of his formal requirements but he smitten with he nonetheless).
So if for some reason a black girl would befriend him and wanted to be his heartsweet and bear Crystal, would he pragmatically accept, even though this would contradict his dream?
(and by extension, does he even remember the dream?)

Yeah, *yawn*
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Yeah, he considers hispanics as white.

With a black girl, I'm not sure what would happen. I think Chris is open to a lot of things in theory, but in practice, he'll put his foot in his mouth and say something stupid, and then later reconsider.

For example, if you remember the masterpiece known as CWCRockin4Way.jpg (heh, and the accompanying video Warning: Naughty Women), Chris clearly shows he'd consider the idea, at least. "And dis one's a haf n haf!"

But in practice, if hell froze over and a girl pursued him, and she was black, I bet the first thing he'd say would be "hmm, yeh, my godpromised daughter crystal has to be white and you're black, so hmm, yeh, so this can't work. but we can be friends too! do you have any white friends?", and that would be that.

Now, if she was undaunted by this and knew the right cards to play, I'm sure she could trivially get Chris into the sack.

Basically, I think Chris has kneejerk reactions he might regret later, and he's not resilient if someone's putting in a solid effort to convince him to do something.
 
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Marvin said:
Basically, I think Chris has kneejerk reactions he might regret later, and he's not resilient if someone's putting in a solid effort to convince him to do something.
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Mhh, yeah.
One scenario might be that a crack-fiend might see him as an easy mark to mooch off of.
While he doesn't have anything that would be attractive to any normal woman, he does (currently) have a roof above his head and a social security check.
So, if someone like that chats him up at the local supermarket, there would be a chance.
Assuming for one second that she is not black but rather white/hispanic, but missing teeth and showing the telltale signs of prolonged drug-abuse, would he notice?
 
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January Cyst said:
Mhh, yeah.
One scenario might be that a crack-fiend might see him as an easy mark to mooch off of.
While he doesn't have anything that would be attractive to any normal woman, he does (currently) have a roof above his head and a social security check.
So, if someone like that chats him up at the local supermarket, there would be a chance.
Assuming for one second that she is not black but rather white/hispanic, but missing teeth and showing the telltale signs of prolonged drug-abuse, would he notice?
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Missing teeth would be hard for him to ignore. If she doesn't look overall "youthful", he's not going to see her as a potential girlfriend.
 
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Missing teeth would be hard for him to ignore. If she doesn't look overall "youthful", he's not going to see her as a potential girlfriend.
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Love to see him try to stay youthful in his 50's looking like a creep to any 20-something hopeful.
 
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Trilby said:
Love to see him try to stay youthful in his 50's looking like a creep to any 20-something hopeful.
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I don't think he will look much different.
He is already exhibiting all the signs of age, that most middle aged men show.
But that brings up a good point.

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If she doesn't look overall "youthful", he's not going to see her as a potential girlfriend.
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Does he still go by the "18-his current age" rule?
 
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In regards to the new election of Pmurt to the Presidency of the United States, and the anger it brings Chris, do any of you think it is possible to have Chris believe that trolls put Pmurt into office as a way to spite Chris?

With the polls being favourable for Clinton until the election, it's a possible sell. Since Trump has a sort of orange tint to his skin...maybe an old familiar face who looked the same had something to do with it...
 
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Christian's first sexual encounter was with a prostitute. Was this his first kiss? Did she even kiss him? Did he skip all the bases and immediately went for home plate?

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Discuss.
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If I remember right, there is a leaked text, not confirmed to be genuine, that Chris had another cheap 20 minute session with her, where they just did "make out practice" and chat. I think he said he got quickie sex in the last couple of minutes too.

Didn't he "steal" kisses on some of his troll dates too?
 
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If I remember right, there is a leaked text, not confirmed to be genuine, that Chris had another cheap 20 minute session with her, where they just did "make out practice" and chat. I think he said he got quickie sex in the last couple of minutes too.

Didn't he "steal" kisses on some of his troll dates too?
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https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Mia_Hamm

Wasn't cheap, Chris paid a lot. Had two sessions. Had sex twice. No kissing.

(She had to tell him sternly to keep his filthy fingers out of her orifices. :c)
 
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While most of the focus right now is on the election fallout, another small milestone in YouTube Christory has quietly been reached. The CwcvilleGuardian YouTube channel has now hit 10,000 subscribers.

Other stats are that the channel has 1,243,733 views from 110 videos. Apparently he has been gaining an average of +6 new subscriptions a day over the last month but he has gained +61 since yesterday, presumably because of his anti-trump posts. So Chris was boosted to the milestone by people discovering him through negative stories that are his own doing. As always.
 
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While most of the focus right now is on the election fallout, another small milestone in YouTube Christory has quietly been reached. The CwcvilleGuardian YouTube channel has now hit 10,000 subscribers.

Other stats are that the channel has 1,243,733 views from 110 videos. Apparently he has been gaining an average of +6 new subscriptions a day over the last month but he has gained +61 since yesterday, presumably because of his anti-trump posts. So Chris was boosted to the milestone by people discovering him through negative stories that are his own doing. As always.
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He also gained a ton of followers on Twitter. Google Cache shows that on November 8th, just before his anti-Pmurt tantrum, he had 1,815 followers.

He now has 2,603.
 
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HumanBeanbag said:
While most of the focus right now is on the election fallout, another small milestone in YouTube Christory has quietly been reached. The CwcvilleGuardian YouTube channel has now hit 10,000 subscribers.

Other stats are that the channel has 1,243,733 views from 110 videos. Apparently he has been gaining an average of +6 new subscriptions a day over the last month but he has gained +61 since yesterday, presumably because of his anti-trump posts. So Chris was boosted to the milestone by people discovering him through negative stories that are his own doing. As always.
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Just curious, how many subscribers did The CWCville Library have before it was shut down?
 
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