Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Sam Losco's Wife]

Both can be true.

Yup!

 

[AltisticRight]

all coffee tastes the same to 99% of people anyway, only mega tryhard coffee snobs can (allegedly) tell a difference, and those are not the target audience for streamer branded coffee.

That's definitely not true, it has to be a side by side test. Unless your tastebuds are fried, anyone can taste the differences between different roast levels and brewing methods, at least. It gets ridiculous when people talk about the type of water used, the temperature and top-line grinder's minute differences.

Another aspect is grind size, most people should be able to tell apart larger and finer ground coffee used in the same brewing method. They might not be able to tell which is which, but there is a clear difference. You don't have to be a coffee nerd for that.

JuJu Brew

Someone suggested Juju Java and that made me laugh.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

But did she ever do any teaching? Wasn't that all nick? He was the one having to taken them everywhere. I don't think she ever did anything. I think nick was forced to hire a nanny because the house was going to shit because kayla wasn't doing her part.


Once again, nick was the one taking them to all the activities.

So he said.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

I believe it debases and trivializes the severity of the crime itself to accuse someone of it without hard evidence. As much of a piece of shit as Nick is and as much as I don't even put it past someone this vile to do such a thing, a plethora of such accusations without evidence has an inflationary effect, lowering the impact of real accusations.

It also harms the child-victim. Opens them up to future revictimization. schoolmate: "This website said you fucked your dad."

 

[daffodils]

ThePromisedOnePS has delivered a 6.5 hour stream sciencesplaining drug tests and owning the haters. It is funny in small doses.

Spoiler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlIQoFNIu2U

Rough outline from the man himself:

And a recap of the core argument:

When he goes in on Null (starting at 4h47m) and defends the honor of Robert Barnes, he is so impressed by the latter's legal prowess that he compares him to "the fucking Khaleesi fighting the ice zombies" (4h56m):

Unless he uses someone else's computer or set up a fake profile, he also managed to namedox himself (~2h6m; powerword: Manuel E. Hernandez). Later he scrolls through his Downloads and Documents folders on screen (~4h6m). (Stream is archived.)

 

[Sharpeteer]

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This is so gross. What is wrong with her for being so unbelievably disgusting?

That face is completely different from the 2019 appearance. It doesn't even look remotely like the same person. Imagine doing all those plastic procedures to try and appease one guy, only to end up looking like a disfigured mess. Plus all the drugs too.

I get that not everyone is going to look their best after spending the night in jail, but even the mug shot from the day prior looks at least better than this by a lot.

ThePromisedOnePS has delivered a 6.5 hour stream sciencesplaining drug tests and owning the haters. It is funny in small doses.

Spoiler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlIQoFNIu2U

Rough outline from the man himself:

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And a recap of the core argument:

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When he goes in on Null (starting at 4h47m) and defends the honor of Robert Barnes, he is so impressed by the latter's legal prowess that he compares him to "the fucking Khaleesi fighting the ice zombies" (4h56m):


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Unless he uses someone else's computer or set up a fake profile, he also managed to namedox himself (~2h6m; powerword: Manuel E. Hernandez). Later he scrolls through his Downloads and Documents folders on screen (~4h6m). (Stream is archived.)

6 and a half hours. And even after all that, he's still in a cult. Waste of Manuel's time. I hope Balldoman paid him at least.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

I believe it debases and trivializes the severity of the crime itself to accuse someone of it without hard evidence. As much of a piece of shit as Nick is and as much as I don't even put it past someone this vile to do such a thing, a plethora of such accusations without evidence has an inflationary effect, lowering the impact of real accusations. It's much like hurling around "Nazi" or "Communist" as an accusation. It just numbs people and debases the currency.

I agree totally, I do not think that people should be making the accusations due to the lack of evidence, as we've both discussed. That being said, my post was primarily cautioning people against dismissing the idea as being impossible. It's improbable, and we have no evidence, but if we do get evidence of it, we should not dismiss it for being too outlandish.

 

[dick brain]

Troyites

I guess it's foolish of me to expect the brand ambassador for a product for impotent men to remember the word Trojan, but come on.

 

[Tablet County]

"Kids have been extracting money since Helen took all of Paris' money and took the entire city of Troy and then eventually had everybody killed, because she, you know, because Paris fucked over the entire population of Troy because of kids. The Troyites(?) were like "we got them back in the end because Aeneas took the sword and made Rome later. Or whatever". Like alright...I think it was Aeneas. Or anus. I don't know what they-It's probably A Anus(?) because they're Greek. No it's like, kids have been ruining everything forever, but they're great, so people like 'em."

Oh wow. It's been a while since I've seen a full 4 Rekietas.
What is with Nick and Troy? This is the second time I've heard him go on one his patented "comedy" screeds regarding the subject of Troy with little prompting.

 

[Oxyjen]

I imagine if you want to start a coffee brand you just reach out to a company that mass produces generic coffee and they’ll put your sticker on it, since there’s no way any of these people are starting their own coffee farms, but what’s stopping it from tasting the same as any other coffee?

All coffee roasters follow the same model - buy bulk coffee beans from the hundreds of different sub-species - these are grown in different regions but all sourced through wholesalers.
Then you can roast them to whatever level, which greatly affects the flavour, and then blend these to create any number of custom coffees, which your wannabe gourmet coffee brand guy just has to choose from.

All the business side of it, the packaging design and e-commerce and distribution I am sure can be handled as a service online these days - the same as T-shirts or hats.

If only Nick had applied his snobbish discernment to coffee rather than whisky and cocaine and we wouldn’t be where we are.

 

[TurdThrower]

Subs are in freefall:

Hey he has new subs though, its just the people following him to keep up with the train wreck now.

And he finally found a reason to address Still-Life:

Nick, they may talk a lot but so do you...to cops executing a search warrant on your property.

 

[JustStopDude]

That's definitely not true, it has to be a side by side test. Unless your tastebuds are fried, anyone can taste the differences between different roast levels and brewing methods, at least. It gets ridiculous when people talk about the type of water used, the temperature and top-line grinder's minute differences.

Another aspect is grind size, most people should be able to tell apart larger and finer ground coffee used in the same brewing method. They might not be able to tell which is which, but there is a clear difference. You don't have to be a coffee nerd for that.


Someone suggested Juju Java and that made me laugh.

Counter point. The average American drinks their coffee with so much sugar, flavoring, and various creams that for all intents and purposes, the coffee serves to just slightly ting the color tan.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING??? Kid sperging aside, the Iliad doesn't even mention Helen having kids, the key moral is about the dangers of passion between Paris and Helen. Nor does Paris own Troy for her to take from him, it's the property of King Priam, his father. Creative writing major, everyone.

Aeneas founding Rome isn't even in the Iliad, that's the entirely separate fanfic Virgil wrote 800 years later!

 

[demicolon]

Yep. A series of miscarriages and living with a raging narc who gaslights you 24-7 can break a person.

She was a Christian woman whose ambition was to be a mother and have a huge family. She has become a pill head whose husband just moved his mistress into the house.

Kayla was broken years ago.

Not this shit AGAIN. Nick was a good boy who dindu nuffin it was all Juju the cow Dax Herrera the man who dresses up the cow to get sodomized by his camwhore mistress's fault. He hooked Nick up on drugs and pushed him to make a fool of himself live on camera for his own amusement. It's also Drexel's fault, that bull-for-hire and his sex dungeon stories was such a bad influence and made Nick into a cuck. If Nick never met these two he'd be a perfect husband and straight-edge family man and an ordained pastor right now.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

ThePromisedOnePS has delivered a 6.5 hour stream sciencesplaining drug tests and owning the haters. It is funny in small doses.

Spoiler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlIQoFNIu2U

Rough outline from the man himself:

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And a recap of the core argument:

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When he goes in on Null (starting at 4h47m) and defends the honor of Robert Barnes, he is so impressed by the latter's legal prowess that he compares him to "the fucking Khaleesi fighting the ice zombies" (4h56m):


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Unless he uses someone else's computer or set up a fake profile, he also managed to namedox himself (~2h6m; powerword: Manuel E. Hernandez). Later he scrolls through his Downloads and Documents folders on screen (~4h6m). (Stream is archived.)

Saying so much, understanding so little, and getting much wrong... Nick's fanbase is mirroring himself.

6 and a half hours. And even after all that, he's still in a cult. Waste of Manuel's time. I hope Balldoman paid him at least.

Nick has always had this level of committed fan; they were just more intelligent and got guests to reach out to him, made music for him, set up his audio, and researched topics and served them up to him--and they did it for FREE. He traded those fans for ones like the one above.

Oh wow. It's been a while since I've seen a full 4 Rekietas.
What is with Nick and Troy? This is the second time I've heard him go on one his patented "comedy" screeds regarding the subject of Troy with little prompting.

Aeneas founding Rome isn't even in the Iliad, that's the entirely separate fanfic Virgil wrote 800 years later!

Nick hasn't read it in a long time, and he probably is thinking about this degenerate sexual re-telling by Dan Simmons in a duology called Illium and Olympos that he raved about before American Beauty took over. He is probably conflating plot elements. He also loved a book about rape-y cat aliens called Sparrowhawk and recommended it as well to people. (To be fair he also talked about the Horus Heresy by Abnett and the Ender Series)

These books are not anything especially graphic when compared to other early science fiction like later Heinlein, Asimov, Herbert, and some of Card's work, but why pick THOSE to champion in public? I usually choose something more high-brow, but maybe that is me?

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

He is probably conflating plot elements.

In his defense they do get blended a lot. He did get the basics right, he didn't say Aeneas founded Carthage or something absurd.

 

[keke]

Quartering’s Coffee Brand Coffee Number 4 is pretty much equal to Kicking Horse Grizzly Claw coffee. I don’t drink much coffee these days but his dark roast is pretty damn good. I used to buy Starbucks’ Arabian Mocha Sanani although ever since they discontinued it I haven’t enjoyed that many coffee beans aside from the two I’ve mentioned. While using Number Four and an Aeropress with a Cafe Conceta Superfine Disc it makes a decent cup of coffee. I don’t care much for Quartering’s content but that coffee is quite good.
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Why the fuck is the Rekieta thread getting interrupted with Quatering coffee ads? Were the two whole images necessary? FAGGOT

Influencers get into coffee because it’s very accessible to get into. That’s why there are so many brands from YouTubers in particular, but celebs in general. There are entire companies (eg Akita Coffee Co) dedicated to getting famous people (Smosh, Jacksepticeye) on board for branding, even including a charitable donation with every coffee bag sold so they have the ethical box-ticking done immediately. The Quatering does this too with a different third-party, milkcreekcoffee.

 

[AltisticRight]

Counter point. The average American drinks their coffee with so much sugar, flavoring, and various creams that for all intents and purposes, the coffee serves to just slightly ting the color tan.

That sounds like a milkshake.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

ThePromisedOnePS has delivered a 6.5 hour stream sciencesplaining drug tests and owning the haters. It is funny in small doses.

Spoiler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlIQoFNIu2U

Rough outline from the man himself:

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And a recap of the core argument:

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When he goes in on Null (starting at 4h47m) and defends the honor of Robert Barnes, he is so impressed by the latter's legal prowess that he compares him to "the fucking Khaleesi fighting the ice zombies" (4h56m):


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Unless he uses someone else's computer or set up a fake profile, he also managed to namedox himself (~2h6m; powerword: Manuel E. Hernandez). Later he scrolls through his Downloads and Documents folders on screen (~4h6m). (Stream is archived.)

None of his kids are in pre-school. It wasn’t even his youngest.

Also, “oh, well they would have to have taken it daily to get those levels!”. I mean your words man not ours.

Absolutely exceptional.

 

[Soggy paper straw]

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I haven't seen this fanfiction proposed: is it possible that she got buccal fat removal?
Of course it could be just from general weight loss and becoming older, but it does look there was a lot lost there. In the context of Nick complaining about her broken body... this surgery is one of the most fashionable ones right now.

Also - A friend yesterday brought up the Netflix documentary. I mentioned that one of the youtuber-guys in it was found out to be a coked-up cuck whilst posturing as a conservative family man. We had a good laugh Thanks Nick