Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Hitlerswag420]

Just give Pat his job at MSNBC already, he’s clearly earned it. Fuck it, he needs to be Biden’s White House press secretary. You will not find a stronger broom-hand in all the known universe (or multiverse, Mr. Sci-fi Author).

“No, journalist child, Biden did not say he beat Medicare. Those are your criminal cyberstalking delusions yet again. You can ask more questions about the debate to your cellmate Trump, enjoy prison.”

If Pat were press secretary, he would never take any questions from any media organization that wasn't a far-left propaganda farm (you do noT geT To ask quesTions, little one), and he would spend each press conference scolding them for not gargling Biden's cum well enough.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Little Patrick doesn't like people having incorrect opinions, so he made a new rule.

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Not sure what "adjudicated rapist" means or why Rick thinks The New York Times calling for Trump to drop out would have any effect at all.

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"If not then, when?"

Uh, like a hundred times over the last eight years?

The media has run countless pieces about how Trump should drop out or worse for racist comments, for grab em by the pussy audio, for refusing to say he'd concede to Hillary, for hiring Mike Flynn, for some shit about the wall, for collusion with Russia, for firing Comey, for having a million chief of staffs and press secretaries, for being clinically deranged as five hundred psychatrists attest so we need to use the 25th Amendment, for the first impeachment, for telling people to inject bleach, for teargassing protesters, for supporting the police, for refusing to concede, for Jan 6th, for the second impeachment, for overturning Roe, etc.

The media running a "Trump is wrong, unqualified and I totally hate him for whatever happened this week" piece is just Tuesday. Add in the fact that they clearly don't want to help the Republicans and if everything they say about Trump is true they would be helping the Republicans and harming the right side of history. Plus the fact that their calls for Biden are this and not helping Trump, they think it would benefit the Democrats to replace him. Rick rejects this conceptually because he sees it as letting the idiots win, even if it would mean he would win later on.

"There's nothing else that needs to be said about the press, it's double standards" - Jennifer S. Thomas

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Rick rejects this conceptually because he sees it as letting the idiots win, even if it would mean he would win later on.

Pat perceives time like an insect, he doesn't care about the future. He wants to talk down to people nnnnyow.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Little Patrick doesn't like people having incorrect opinions, so he made a new rule.

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Looks like the Washington Post and Washington Monthly are protected, Rick:



How about calling for it before Trump was even convicted? Newsweek and The Hill are protected:



How about calling for it before Trump even won a single Republican primary? The Des Moines Register is protected:

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Isn't Eugene on the board of IWMF? I find it hard to agree with a man who thinks he speaks for women and would rather say Orange Man bad than be with his dying wife.

The media running a "Trump is wrong, unqualified and I totally hate him for whatever happened this week" piece is just Tuesday. Add in the fact that they clearly don't want to help the Republicans and if everything they say about Trump is true they would be helping the Republicans and harming the right side of history. Plus the fact that their calls for Biden are this and not helping Trump, they think it would benefit the Democrats to replace him. Rick rejects this conceptually because he sees it as letting the idiots win, even if it would mean he would win later on.

If they really want to help Conservatives than they should just let Trump run for president again. If he really is the best they got then in 2028 they'll have to do a better job with their candidates and not just letting a meme back on stage to run his mouth. Democrats are learning their lesson with Joe, are you telling me that Democrats have finally been able to rub two brain cells together while the Republicans haven't?

 

[Piggle Rick]

I am absolutely loving the saltiness of idiots like Fatrick since the debate. If you didn’t sit through it I highly recommend you do. Just put it on while you work and rewind when you hear one of the good bits, but please don’t miss seeing Biden’s dopey face whenever Trump is speaking. It’s just fantastic.

 

[Plum Smuggler]

Oinking at Leslie.

Early morning empty threats.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

I bet in Pat's head there's a Reacher-esque series of events that ends with a stalker on the floor with at least one broken limb begging him for forgiveness. Or maybe something more Mortal Kombat. "Get over here, stalker child!".

All pudgy doughboys are secretly men of action.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

If Pat were press secretary, he would never take any questions from any media organization that wasn't a far-left propaganda farm (you do noT geT To ask quesTions, little one), and he would spend each press conference scolding them for not gargling Biden's cum well enough.

Pretty sure he'd tell them to line up their children so Biden could get a good whiff.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

This fat faggot is going to unprovoked attack an airbnber isn’t he?

 

[grey area]

Pat writes as if it were an OCD ritual and uses the most forceful and dramatic language to encourage empathy from the masses, something he completely lacks and will never deserve. People only see it as the ramblings of an unstable person. I've never seen someone without a psychotic mental illness outright deny their reality so fervently. I hope Leslie follows through on legal action; Pat deserves to be crushed along with his ballwashers.



The delusion never eneded, only the Köppen climate classification. Enjoy mescaline.

 

[Sneak Deadly Gangster]

This fat faggot is going to unprovoked attack an airbnber isn’t he?

Fatricia will see them get a pepperoni pizza delivered and descend upon them in flying-dragon stance.

 

[Dean Pentel]

This fat faggot is going to unprovoked attack an airbnber isn’t he?

Only if it's a woman, and an old or small woman at that. He wouldn't do shit to a man even if the man was as fat and weak as he is.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Only if it's a woman, and an old or small woman at that. He wouldn't do shit to a man even if the man was as fat and weak as he is.

I dunno. Don't we have that video where he tried to throw down with the MPD and had to be restrained? He is just the right combination of belligerent and retarded to pick a fight that'll end badly for him- either he's beaten like a rented mule, or he's dragged into court.

 

[deadtofaunus]

I dunno. Don't we have that video where he tried to throw down with the MPD and had to be restrained? He is just the right combination of belligerent and retarded to pick a fight that'll end badly for him- either he's beaten like a rented mule, or he's dragged into court.

 

[Procrastinhater]

The one timeline where Fatrick ended up being a successful author and 20 year GWOT veteran. We could've gotten that instead of the fat manbaby Fatrick we currently have. Speaking of books and authors, I should honestly write up a review of one of Patrick's books.

If youre gonna do that I'd go with "The Ark" its probably his best.
At least its the only one I found readable, even if it does have a sus moment where Patricks SFWA tendencies are on display.
Murder Mystery on Generation Ship.
Cool premise that Rick manages to make a slog but at least its better than Fonald Drumpf or whatever he called him or any of his other ones like In the Black.
The Ark is the only one I managed to get through without wanting to eat a bullet.

 

[Dean Pentel]

I dunno. Don't we have that video where he tried to throw down with the MPD and had to be restrained?

That was him acting out his sexual fantasies. Nobody who's serious about trying to injure someone else in a fist fight does it naked with their tiny faucet penis erect and with such a faggoty, weak punch.

 

[Kid Named Rocket]

My gift to the thread. Enjoy Suno slop, stalker childs.

 

[bortherman]

I dunno. Don't we have that video where he tried to throw down with the MPD and had to be restrained? He is just the right combination of belligerent and retarded to pick a fight that'll end badly for him- either he's beaten like a rented mule, or he's dragged into court.

This was when he had 7 or so officers already around him.
He knew nikki was filming and was looking to provoke a physical situation.
The "punch" had his fist raised above his shoulder and behind his head in the most dramatic fashion for him to be instantly restrained by officers while Lyndon walks away shaking his head at the special needs guy.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

It’s going to be some wizened old black republican in town for the convention who says the wrong thing to him and he flips out.

Unfortunately for him she’ll be packing a CCW derringer.

Unfortunately for her he’s so fucking fat he could easily tank multiple rounds of .45 ACP, so he’ll still be alive to sue and get his shit pushed in.