Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Super Hans v2]

Jack was confused at the idea of a mud room that was in the original design

What the hell is there to be confused about? Or is it that he personally has no use or physical ability for one, so being a petulant child he thinks it shouldn't exist?

 

[abobe]

What the hell is there to be confused about? Or is it that he personally has no use or physical ability for one, so being a petulant child he thinks it shouldn't exist?

From the stroked out mouth himself:
"You ever hear of a mudroom? They wanted to put a mudroom in at the very beginning. I said 'What's a mudroom' and then-look it up. But I'm like 'I don't want a mudroom'. How about you leave your shoes in the garage-if its got mud all over it."

 

[p1138]

My favorite part of the livestreams is when the chat on his side updates and scrolls back up. Making him think new chats are happening, and he answers questions he's already answered 30 minutes prior.

TamHam designed the new house. Jack was confused at the idea of a mud room that was in the original design before Tammy took over the design process. Jack also forgot that he had previously put out a "Everybody needs a Tammy" shirt before Rob reminded him. The house will also have two kitchens, which I didn't know before the livestream. The way he described how he wants to run the "studio kitchen" reminds me of the old Magic Bullet infomercial. There is going to be a bar area for guests to come watch him cook and eat the food.

Yeah, his idea of a studio kitchen is likely from when he was on the informercial for that convection turkey cooker thing. This is the same retard who also thinks he needs a "podcast set" and a "talk show set like the tonight show" for all of the guests he thinks he's going to have over for whatever idea of a show is rattling around in his empty head.

Fatty also seems to have updated the thumbnail for his liver video. Now instead of random chopped up meat, it's a soyjack and a picture of what appears to be a liver.

 

[Super Hans v2]

"talk show set like the tonight show" for all of the guests he thinks he's going to have over for whatever idea of a show is rattling around in his empty head.

I can think of at least one person who'd  love to be his guest.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

The way he described how he wants to run the "studio kitchen" reminds me of the old Magic Bullet infomercial. There is going to be a bar area for guests to come watch him cook and eat the food.

What friends does this fat faggot have?

In terms of a studio kitchen it makes sense from a business POV. There's cooking channels out there that have this. I think EmmymadeinJapan does but then she's a sweetheart and actually has millions of subscribers so it makes sense. This guy doesn't get that many views based on his subscriber count. Or maybe it's too much of a pain for Hammy to help him set everything up in the kitchen so this studio kitchen can remain set up all the time.

Yeah, his idea of a studio kitchen is likely from when he was on the informercial for that convection turkey cooker thing. This is the same retard who also thinks he needs a "podcast set" and a "talk show set like the tonight show" for all of the guests he thinks he's going to have over for whatever idea of a show is rattling around in his empty head.

He's really pushing this larp hard. I don't know if he honestly believes he's that influential or if it's Hammy pushing for a way to pay less taxes or something?

 

[p1138]

He's really pushing this larp hard. I don't know if he honestly believes he's that influential or if it's Hammy pushing for a way to pay less taxes or something?

Combination of the two? Tammy seems to hate his guts, so I don't see why she'd go along with the absurd bullshit unless there was a financial benefit somehow, and all feeding Fatty's narcissistic bullshit ever does is make their lives worse. Fatty on the other hand likely does believe he's a star, and it wouldn't surprise me at this point if Tammy paid for the damn sub bots on his channel for him.

I just don't get how any of them works out well for Tammy at all. That neighborhood is not one where houses are being bought up left and right. And any of this capitulation to Fatty's stupidity is just going to result in the layout of the house being a mess to the point of likely lowering the value.

 

[Tiresome]

What friends does this fat faggot have?

His best friend is also his most successful troll. What a life.

That being said, I've never been able to figure out which is more shockingly inexplicable: Jack's ambition or Tammy's indulgence.

 

[Dead Air]

I think Jack keeps changing the thumbnail to his liver video. I swear its on its third one. Current one is absolutely retarded too.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I think Jack keeps changing the thumbnail to his liver video. I swear its on its third one. Current one is absolutely retarded too.

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That background gives the impression he's supposed to be dead.

 

[biggacracka]

That background gives the impression he's supposed to be dead.

Well, he is so...

 

[AnOminous]

I think Jack keeps changing the thumbnail to his liver video. I swear its on its third one. Current one is absolutely retarded too.

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That liver looks a whole lot better than his fat fucking liver almost certainly looks.

 

[Bassomatic]

That liver looks a whole lot better than his fat fucking liver almost certainly looks.

I gave you a drink rating because I assume the same about Bam Margera and Only Use Me Blade.

Eh I don't really like liver and I've had it made right, my grand mother grew up on it and she's a depression era PA dutch nigger. They had it all the time, now, she does it right, and hers is the best. It's just not my thing. But tricks. Use dangerous amounts of butter. Lots of onions because lets be real onions in butter and beef fat never go to waste. Lower heat then you think. I know this is not a perfect recipe. But I can get it if anyone cares. Either way I'm still not big into liver, no shame to fans.

Jack wew no shit he fucked it up. I want to be nicer to him because lots of skilled chefs over think it, when it's low and slow and just use butter. But it's Jack so I'll point out he's FAT

 

[AnOminous]

Use dangerous amounts of butter. Lots of onions because lets be real onions in butter and beef fat never go to waste.

Anything remotely edible is vastly improved by onions and butter.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I think Jack keeps changing the thumbnail to his liver video. I swear its on its third one. Current one is absolutely retarded too.

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His thumbnails are ALWAYS retarded because Fatty is ALWAYS retarded.

 

[ADN_VIII]

When I worked in elderly care, there was an elderly man that had received a TBI during the Korean War. His TBI was such that he had issues with fine motor control, so his speech could often be incomprehensible. Thing is, he knew that. He knew that every so often I'd have to ask him to repeat himself because his mouth and tongue just didn't form the words. Absolute sweetheart though. He would sneak me beers from his fridge when I was ready to go on lunch.
Watching Jack's stream from earlier, I find it incredibly impressive that I had more issues deciphering his mushmouth ramblings than I did the elderly man I helped care for who had a literal brain injury.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Jack is legit retarded if he thinks gamey has a metal taste and that soaking liver or venison in water removes the blood. It removes the myoglobin. What makes wild meat gamey is that the wild animal has a different diet and is usually tougher because the animal gets way more exercise when it's wild. Our domesticated animals eat a diet which makes them taste better and they don't need to run from predators or go distances to get their food so they get less exercise. Less exercise = more tender meat. Gamey meat doesn't even taste like metal, it tastes more strong for lack of better words

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

My mother once took Liver and soaked it in water and then milk after that she cooked it in butter, onions, and with Barbecue Sauce and was done before my time but apparently my older siblings had no idea it was liver when eating it.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Watching Jack's stream from earlier, I find it incredibly impressive that I had more issues deciphering his mushmouth ramblings than I did the elderly man I helped care for who had a literal brain injury.

In a sense Jack's service in the Steak and Pizza Wars gave him traumatic brain injuries as well.

 

[Bassomatic]

Anything remotely edible is vastly improved by onions and butter.

Truf, preach on. Hell, it doesn't need to be a food but a damned boot give me enough caramelized onions, I will probably chow down. I'm also quite fond of pickled ones.

Jack is legit retarded if he thinks gamey has a metal taste and that soaking liver or venison in water removes the blood. It removes the myoglobin. What makes wild meat gamey is that the wild animal has a different diet and is usually tougher because the animal gets way more exercise when it's wild. Our domesticated animals eat a diet which makes them taste better and they don't need to run from predators or go distances to get their food so they get less exercise. Less exercise = more tender meat. Gamey meat doesn't even taste like metal, it tastes more strong for lack of better words

That's actully probably a good way to word it. I don't know how to say what gamey tastes like.

Jack should move into seafood too, I'd love to see him ruin the oceans... CWJ does clams... he can rest soon.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

My mother once took Liver and soaked it in water and then milk after that she cooked it in butter, onions, and with Barbecue Sauce and was done before my time but apparently my older siblings had no idea it was liver when eating it.

Liver is not bad if you cook it right. I like to cook it in olive oil and add in onions and it's pretty solid. I wouldn't eat it every day but every now and then I feel like eating it.

In fact, you shouldn't eat liver every day because vitamin a toxicity is a thing