Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

BossmanJack live chat for stream commentary.

Duration of Rehab Saga Mk. IV

  • < 1WK

    Votes: 316 21.0%

  • < 3 WK

    Votes: 438 29.1%

  • < 6WK

    Votes: 217 14.4%

  • Completed Successfully

    Votes: 532 35.4%
  • Total voters
    1,503
SHIEEET I FUCKING LOST IT ALL
1719767251832.png
 
  • Horrifying
  • Like
  • Winner
Reactions: Wright, Quandale Octavius Dingle, Apple Picker Pete and 23 others
MadStan said:
So he can’t reproduce. That’s the most positive thing I’ve heard in the last 1000 pages.
Click to expand...
This is my favourite watched thread to check every night. Every 24 hours I catch up on the thread and Austin goes through an entire typical lolcow cycle that normally takes them months. Today his religious brother going through a divorce moved back in and appears to be a hobo wearing tattered clothes and is seemingly not bothered by his crackhead degenerate brother rotting away in his room, even lent him a car. Revealed his dick is broken, love/hates his sponsor, doesn't care about trolls/they're ruining his life, and we even got some violence back on the menu. I love crack cocaine.
 
  • Like
  • Winner
  • Feels
Reactions: Broken Cuddles, Coo Coo Bird, Wright and 33 others
Tofu Dust said:
"20 years later I can't even produce semen."
That's all the crack Bossman. Your dick don't work because you cracked it with all the coke.
Click to expand...
Odd he blames this “slapping” he did as a kid - it’s unlikely the real cause - it I strongly doubt it. Who knows what the real cause even is (and who cares). We’re just happy he will be the last of his genetic line.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: Broken Cuddles, Coo Coo Bird, internet friend and 6 others
Dizzyuntildeath said:
Austin never stood a chance. He's surrounded by enablers. I found out early in my career that the enablers will happily just go behind your back and totally undo all the work you are doing with these people, while pleading with you to not give up and keep trying and to save their baby. I understand there may be some religious beliefs in the mix that are causing the parents and brother to do the whole 'love him through it' approach and its pretty clear that Austin has his parents in checkmate. W
Click to expand...
One of the biggest cliches I hate with tragic OD death stories is always, “his spot in rehab came up 2 days after his death” or “his Medicaid card arrived in the mail the day of his funeral” as if the 8th trip to rehab was going to be the one that worked and they just barely missed it.
LanceHaver said:
Honestly doubt that him slapping his balls made him impotent. There's gotta be more to it. To be continued...
Click to expand...
Sounds like total bullshit or some weird shit he’s invented in his mind. The only way men find out they are sterile is having a sperm count done, which is almost exclusively done when a doctor is trying to figure out why a woman isn’t getting pregnant. I can’t figure any reason Austin has ever had a sperm count done. He’s never had a real girlfriend, nevermind a wife.

As for his dick not working? I believe that but that’s due to crack and psych meds, not ball slapping.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: Broken Cuddles, internet friend, Wright and 12 others
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back