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As-salamu alaykum my Kiwi brothers and sisters! It appears that we have been blessed with a bountiful tard harvest this year for the summer of Kiw-Eid. This thread will serve as yet another example of the consequences of not reading the registration warning when signing up, not practicing proper OPsec, and making a poorly thought out PA request. User @Gflashex is here to show us once again why you can always lurk more. Sneedshallah!
@Gflashex would register for the Kiwi Farms on June 10th, 2024. The first post he made was in the Vtubers vs Ethots Q&A thread. The question debated in this thread was whether one would kill off Vtuber fans or e-thot simps. In his first post, @Gflashex gave his opinion on the subject:
This first post was overlooked for the most part and didn't receive much engagement. @Gflashex wouldn't make another post for a while.
However, on June 29th, 2024, @Gflashex would make a thread originally titled "Twitter transphobe got her main sus'd" (It was later renamed "Another Personal Army Request Backfiring" and moved to Mass Debates):
@Gflashex's bizarre post contained no context and merely boasted that a Twitter transphobe had their account suspended. The lack of context left many Kiwis confused. Apparently, the suspended Twitter account in the post belonged to someone named Ari who wanted to dox groomers Zena and Poppy.
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@Gflashex was presumably happy this account was suspended because he supports the groomers Ari is trying to dox. Regardless, this post would not end well for our dear friend...
Due to dogshit OPsec and not only reusing the same username all over the place, but also including the name of his YouTube channel show in his profile banner, @Gflashex was quickly doxed as Gordon D. Paille, who happened to be a pedophile and lolicon enjoyer with an existing Doxbin page that harassed and stalked Vtubers online.
Gordon would quickly begin arguing with Kiwis in his thread and put on a faux Internet tough guy persona for a while.
Strangely, Gordon would eventually give up his tough guy act and begin to powerlevel hard in his thread and answer questions posed by curious Kiwis:
First, to the surprise of nobody, Gordon would admit he's an unemployed NEET on SSI and can't drive, which are classic lolcow traits:
Gordon would also elaborate on his porn preferences:
And that he jacks off to transvestites:
Gordon would elaborate on his strange Christian beliefs which may be considered Gnostic due to him claiming he finds truth in books that were removed from the Bible:
Gordon also revealed that he's a total weeaboo:
Except by "cultured in the lifestyle of japan", what Gordon actually means is he is a lolicon pedophile:
Gordon would also deny that his post was a PA request:
However, in a post on his profile, when asked what his intentions with his thread were, Gordon claimed he was "warming up" before he would post Ari's Doxbin page:
Presumably, Mr. Paille must've thought after posting Ari's Doxbin, we would go attack and troll her.
He revealed he knew very little about what the site is actually about:
This is because he mainly heard of Kiwi Farms through Lucas Robert's failed attempts at getting the site taken down:
Gflashex's other stated reasons for coming to Kiwi Farms:
He also seemingly joined because he enjoys Vtuber vs. E-thot drama, explaining his first post on the forum:
Gordon's view on Vtubers seems conflicted. He makes a post where he claims they are both wholesome and degenerate at the same time:
However, after arguing, powerleveling and getting thoroughly doxed, Gordon would finally throw in the towel and admit he fucked up with his post:
But most shocking of all, Gordon would make the following post and just straight up admit he's a pedophile:
What a way to end this absolute disaster, except this wasn't the end. Far from it. Gordon's arrival to the Farms was merely the beginning of an insane rabbit hole. That's right dear reader, brace yourself as you prepare to enter the...
Gordon David Paille was born on May 12th, 1986. Gordon is an unemployed autistic coomer that still lives with his parents. Instead of getting a job, Gordon is content to subsist off of SSI so he can jack off to lolicon and tranny porn and play video games all day. Gordon has a YouTube channel where he styles himself as the Emperor of the Dark Verum or Emperor Gflashex. DarkFire Verum is the name of the show that he hosts. Gordon has a huge interest in Vtubers and their drama. He will passionately rally his "verumites" and the rest of the Lolicon community to attack and harass Vtubers he doesn't like, while simping and defending pedophiles. In addition to admitting that he is a pedophile, according to Doxbin, Gordon has allegedly sexted a 14 year old. Needless to say, the woodchipper can't come any sooner.
Gordon was a special education student, and graduated high school at the age of 21. He also claims that he went to a Canadian high school when he was 18 and "made history" for being "the first 18 year old autistic person to attend high school":
At least he graduated high school, which is more than can be said for other lolcows like Dillin Thomas. Beyond high school, Gordon has not gotten any further education, nor has he gotten a job.
Gordon is so autistic that his parents have to act as his tard wranglers and make him delete stupid and incriminating shit that he puts online.
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This tweet is from 2022, and given the time Gordon's Kiwi Farms thread was released, it's evident they didn't really do a good job.
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Gordon's sister also attempts to help Gordon "be normal", but to no avail. Gordon's alogs have contacted and harassed her in the past. What kind of behavior would his family be concerned about? Well first is how antagonistic Gordon is online with strangers. An example of this can be seen in a text message of his (Gordon is green):
Second, Gordon seemingly has a lot of "questionable" content on his devices that his parents likely try to remove:
In addition to his overblown ego, to the point that he thinks of himself as some all powerful God Emperor that can rally a horde of loyal verumites to destroy his enemies, Gordon also likes to put on a tough guy act when confronted on his disgusting behavior. He will claim that it "isn't the first time" and use unique insults like "gonk", "Dumbfag" and "cheese drinking neckbeards", which in addition to being nonsensical autism babble, is incredibly ironic given Mr. Paille's appearance.
However, the Emperor of DarkFire Verum will not settle for your standard Pokemon ROM, no. Instead, Gordon prefers Moemon. For those not in the know, Moemon is a Pokemon ROM that replaces all the Pokemon with cute little girls dressed up as Pokemon.
He also enjoys fantasy roleplay such as D&D, which is evident in his shitty YouTube videos, especially his LARP as the autistic Emperor of DarkFire Verum. Gordon likes to collect things, some of which you'd expect from a fat unemployed neckbeard nerd like Yu-Gi-Oh! and Pokemon cards, Bakugans, and figurines, but he also likes to collect random miscellaneous items like used gift cards, expired pre-paid debt cards, and expired credit cards. Some of Gordon's other interests include comics in general, Yuri Manga, which isn't surprising since he's a lolicon and... Veteran's Day? Yeah, I don't know how to explain that one either.
Gordon isn't just a pedophile and lolicon connoisseur. He is an active defender of lolicons and MAPS. He even made a video where he tries to argue that going after pedophiles online aggressively is bad because, get this, it might result in his lolicon being taken down even though it's just a fucking cartoon. He also complains about how many countries consider loli CP, unlike Japan.
Now although one might expect a loli-loving autistic NEET who cheers at transphobes getting suspended on Twitter to be a Redditor, Gordon actually dislikes Reddit. In a Quora post, Gordon complains about Reddit tranny jannies power tripping:
Gordon had a Reddit account, but it was deleted after he decided to quit. Gordon would also complain about Reddit jannies on his Mastadon account:
He likely prefers Mastadon because their moderation is more lenient towards lolicon degenerates like him.
On the site Space Time Studios, Gordon has a bio posted on his profile:
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Hold on, what's this? Let's take a closer look:
Computer, enhance:
Ah, that explains a lot actually.
Gordon on YouTube
Side-by-side comparison between Gordon's DarkFire Verum logo and Arcadum's Verum logo.
Despite being banned by Arcadum, Gordon is still a diehard fan and will continue to defend him.
As for the "DarkFire" part of "DarkFire Verum", according to @princeoverkill, "Dark Fire" started out as the name of Gordon's Pokemon team. This is evident in Gordon's early Pokemon YouTube videos where he shows off his Pokemon teams. Gordon then decided to make "DarkFire" his brand and merge it with Verum to create the autistic monstrosity we know today as "DarkFire Verum".
YouTube Channel About Bio:
Most of the content on Gordon's channel are gaming videos. Many of them feature Gordon's OC Ryzen Blackheart, who is Gordon's self insert in video games. Gordon describes Ryzen Blackheart as "my 2nd alter ego, created by my own mind".
Gordon believes that each custom character of Ryzen Blackheart he creates in a video game is an alternate version of the prime Ryzen Blackheart. Some of Gordon's content is Chris Chan style "audio logs" where Gordon gives his loyal verumites updates on his life. Gordon also makes callout videos where he covers online drama and rallies his loyal verumites as a personal army to attack whoever dares slight the Emperor of DarkFire Verum! He also speaks in an extremely exaggerated and flamboyant manner that is incredibly homosexual. Regardless of what type of video he's making, they are incredibly autistic:
In his comments section, Gordon defends literal outed pedophiles:
YouTube Community Posts:
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Portraying himself as a Gigachad:
Despite harassing "transphobe" Vtubers on Twitter, Gordon wants to purchase known troon genocide enabler Hogwarts Legacy:
Super ironic post from Gordon:
Extremely autistic proclamation by Emperor Gflashex to his verumites about attacking "normie tourists" who dare defile his Vtuber and roleplay hobbies:
An ironic post about doxing by Gordon:
Gordon sperging about losing a single subscriber:
Gordon defending Silvervale for playing Hogwarts Legacy:
Gordon seething about someone calling him a pedophile:
Gordon proclaiming he will defend loli VTubers until the end of the genre:
Despite harassing "transphobe" Vtubers on Twitter, Gordon wants to purchase known troon genocide enabler Hogwarts Legacy:
Super ironic post from Gordon:
Extremely autistic proclamation by Emperor Gflashex to his verumites about attacking "normie tourists" who dare defile his Vtuber and roleplay hobbies:
An ironic post about doxing by Gordon:
Gordon sperging about losing a single subscriber:
Gordon defending Silvervale for playing Hogwarts Legacy:
Gordon seething about someone calling him a pedophile:
Gordon proclaiming he will defend loli VTubers until the end of the genre:
Gordon on Instagram
Gordon showing off his superior physical appearance to own those pathetic Vtubers who hide behind their anime avatars:
Gordon shows his support for Pride, after all he took a stance against those transphobic Vtubers on Twitter:
As seen on his Instagram, a major hobby of Gordon's is attending conventions. Gordon went to Steel City Comic Con:
Notice how all the women try to stay as far away from him as possible.
Gordon's performance for his niece:
Gordon on Facebook
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In this group, people would roleplay as various anime and video game characters and discuss topics such as fan death battles. Gordon claims to have mainly done roleplay as "characters that involve horror genre such as Resident Evil, Fallout, Elder Scrolls".
In Gordon's Doxbin page, one of the accusations made against Gordon was that he sexted a 14 year old:
However, the only evidence the Doxbin page provides is the name of Gordon's supposed victim, Linda Fremgen, and a link to her Facebook account:
The provided Facebook no longer works:
Linda Fremgen Doxbin Facebook Link
Gordon adamantly denies these allegations and claims the person who made his Doxbin page didn't do research. This raises several questions. Who is Linda Fremgen? Did Gordon actually sext her? Is she even 14?
Gordon stated that Linda is just someone who did roleplay with him in the Multiverse Facebook group and that she is not a minor.
Gordon also provided his own Facebook Messenger DMs with Linda as evidence that the Doxbin accusations were false:
Gordon also revealed that Linda roleplayed as an OC name Yuki Belmont, who Gordon describes as a descendant of the Belmont family from the hit anime/video game franchise Castlevania.
The name Yuki Belmont appears to be a common username that Linda uses online, allowing Kiwis to discover her social media links:
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Based on her Facebook and Steam accounts, Linda resides in Druisburg, Nordrhein-Westfalen, Germany.
This also could explain her seemingly janky English:
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Based on the evidence and information gathered on Linda, it seems that Gordon did not sext a 14 year old after all. However, given his love of lolicon and other creepy, degenerate behavior, it's easy to see why whoever wrote that Doxbin started to accuse Gordon of sexting a 14 year old. This person also probably thought Multiverse was some weird ERP group.
Gordon in comments admitting that he has fantasies of raping women:
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Gordon on Twitter
Gordon is quite an active on Twitter. He has multiple accounts, many of which were banned. Why were they banned? This is because the main thing Gordon likes to do on Twitter is harass and stalk Vtubers. When he's not doing that, he's just your typical porn-brained coomer lolicon degenerate.
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Gordon is a "loli fan to the very end", a fact he is proud to announce on Twitter:
Gordon's love of Lolicon is also evident in his Twitter likes:
But she's actually 5000 years old guys, why are you getting mad?
Gordon retweeting tweets that defend lolicon:
Gordon comparing a little Japanese girl to a sex doll:
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The Emperor of DarkFire Verum tweeting about Loli solidarity against the 'phobes:
Gordon using the hashtags #Lolis4Life and #CunnyIsLife on one of his alt accounts:
Gordon tweeting about how 2D girls are better than 3D girls:
Tweets of Gordon simping for Eugenia Cooney:
Other examples of Gordon's degenerate posts on Twitter:
Miscellaneous tweets from Gordon:
Gordon also likes to put on a tough guy persona. Be warned, if you stand against Emperor Gordon, you will face his wrath:
He also believes he is untouchable and cannot be cancelled:
Also, ironic he calls people online basement dwellers when he's literally unemployed on SSI and living with his parents.
Gordon's parents have tried to tard wrangle him, but with little to no success.
Gordon has garnered an infamous reputation on Twitter for his harassment and stalking of Vtubers:
Vtubers were even warned via Twitter of Gordon's Discord account so they could preeminently block him.
Gordon made a video complaining about people warning about him and reposting his Discord, which he called "doxing with malicious intent", which is apparently "illegal" according to Gordon. He also complains that the he can't do anything about this because the guy reposting his information is in the UK:
What does Gordon think of all these people complaining about him on Twitter? He believes that anyone he harassed deserved it:
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Gordon has a special private alt Twitter account based on his self insert OC Ryzen Blackheart:
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Gordon has had multiple Twitters, many of which have been banned due to his harassment of Vtubers or purged by Gordon himself. The following video shows an example of Gordon talking about how he's fed up with the Twitterfags once again and is going to delete one of his Twitter accounts as a response:
The following are banned alts listed on Gordon's Doxbin:
@GordonPaille
@HevvoHotelLA
@RealApolloKeys
@EugeniaFan4Life
@Thanos98444434
@94Saddavz
Other privated/deleted Gordon alts include:
@psychowarriora
@DarkfireVerum
@Throwaway320680
@UnbrokenGordy
@PsychoRelik
@AhchooOsama
Gordon's oldest Twitter account @Gordonator, has not been banned, and is filled with gems like these:
Gordon on Discord
Discord: Gflashex (gordon_paille)
Discord ID Number: 473704356638621697
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Gordon is a fan of Pipkin Pippa:
Gordon powerleveling on Discord:
Gordon claims to have been banned from 25 Discord servers:
Gordon thirsting after a tranny named RezzedNova:
Discussion between Gordon and @Konosuke / Brandon Martinez, a RezzedNova alog, who confronted Gordon for threatening to rape a minor named Charlie (a minor that RezzedNova wanted to "beat and bury alive" if they ever met IRL) because he was "pissed off":
Despite Gordon being made aware that Charlie was a minor, he still decided to threaten her with his penis:
A Discord DM between Gordon and @princeoverkill where Gordon reveals he only has a single testicle:
Gordon would later confirm this fact in the thread and elaborate on the details:
A Discord message where Gordon mentions he's on disability income:
Gordon also admitted to @princeoverkill that he is a massive tech luddite that can barely understand a screen capture app:
Various Discord users talking about Gordon's notorious Twitter reputation and numerous account suspensions:
Remember that tweet where Gordon compared that little Japanese girl to a sex doll? If you had any doubts that account was Gordon, here's Gordon confirming that it belonged to him:
Gordo's Law is an adage of Internet culture that says, any Vtuber who is associated with Gordon David Paille is a pedophile. They will have hundreds of tweets relating to NSFW content. Bonus points if they have NSFW content featuring their own Vtuber avatar. They will involve themselves in countless drama that means nothing in the real world.
Gflashex-tended Universe
Detractors of DarkFire Verum / Gordoverse Gorbiters
Jeremy Allen Black / Arcadum
If you would like more information on Arcadum, he has his own thread on the Farms.
Arianja Bower / NoHoldsBarred98 / QuirksAndLove / Pink&Geek
In this case, Ari was calling for groomers Zena and Poppy to be doxed.
Gordon, being a staunch defender of lolicon and a noted tranny chaser came to Zena and Poppy's defense starting his feud with Ari. Gordon also called out Ari for being a transphobic.
Although Ari's main account was banned, she has a secondary NSFW 18+ account called QuirksAndLove:
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Post showing that NoHoldsBarred98 and QuirksAndLove are both Ari's accounts:
Even when her accounts would get suspended, she would taunt Gordon whenever she returned:
Ari has a poor relationship with her parents:
As a response to Gordon's PA request against her, Ari would make her own callout against Gordon on Twitter. First, Ari brings up the allegations that Gordon sexted a 14 year old named Linda Fremgen:
Ari would also call out Gordon's infamous "Japanese girl that looks like a sex doll" comment:
Finally, Ari would comment on Gordon getting hit with karma for making a PA request against her by ending up with a thread on Kiwi Farms:
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Ari's Twitter bio:
Ari is pro troon and LGBT:
Ari is fat:
Ari is also a massive coomer Twitter sex pest. The following is examples of her Twitter deviancy:
Ari being an attention whore and claiming she likes to be degraded:
Cervix comment:
Ari is into beastiality and Bad Dragon dildos:
Cervix comment:
Ari is into beastiality and Bad Dragon dildos:
Gordon responding to Ari on Mastadon:
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Ari's YouTube Channel:
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Ari's Instagrams:
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PRINCEOVERKILL / Brody Matthiew Soniat
Brody's Twitter Account:
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Prior to Gordon's arrival on the Farms, Brody was one of his close followers:
Brody would first notice Gordon's thread when he was told about it through a reply from Schala to the previous post:
He would also praise Kiwi Farms for being good at digging things up on people:
Keep this comment in mind for later.
Brody would register to the Kiwi Farms as @princeoverkill and make his first post in this thread:
Brody linked his Twitter and offered to share information on Gordon for the OP. In addition to posting various Discord screenshots of his DMs with Gordon, Brody would also argue with Gordon in the thread.
Brody would explain that a motivation for coming to Kiwi Farms was that it was his "duty" to report information on pedophile supporters like Gordon:
He also revealed that he was an ex-friend of Gordon from their time in Arcadum's Verum community.
Brody's Verum chararcter:
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Remember how Brody said Kiwi Farms was good at digging stuff up? Well, Brody's poor OPsec was on par with that of Gordon's and he was quickly doxed after joining the thread.
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When called out about his poor OPsec by Schala, Brody merely shrugged it off as a mistake:
Despite their initial friendly exchanges, Schala would then call Brody an idiot for giving Kiwi Farms information on Gordon:
Christian Meurin / Sarah Meurin / Schala Zeal / Harvey Denthead
If you would like more information on Schala Zeal, he has his own thread on the Farms.
Sarina Barnes / Sin / Succulicious
A Vtuber Blacklist account listing Sarina's various online handles and crimes:
Sarina has a Kiwi Farms account @Succulicious, where she even lists her actual birthday of February 13th, 1992:
Sarina's Discord account:
Sarina quit being a Vtuber after getting called out for being a pedophile and even attempted suicide:
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For more information on Sarina, there is an entire document that goes over her:
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Carlos Jackson / Alex Altera / RezzedNova / ItzPrincessHope / CEOofSWG / SavitarGamez / CEOofARCANA / JustVioletVT / dredgenvayn / ItsHopeVT / VioletTheHero / PunishedHopeVT / HatedHope / AuroTekkenChamp / Mercredy
If you would like more information on RezzedNova, he has his own thread on the Farms.
Jared Kyle Reyes / Layla Reyes / SunWitchVT / SunWitchVA / MoonWitchVT / NinjaWitchVT / submommywitch / TransLaylaGamez / LaylaSFWWitch / JuneauVT / DreamLe30637614 / FaerlyWitch
If you would like more information on Jared, he has his own thread on the Farms.
Marcus Williams / Vahn Dragon / ghostsl52304291 / Eternal Dragonslayer / Groundless Vahn / Zack Kale / dragonoffire9060
If you would like more information on Vahn Dragon, he has his own thread on the Farms.
TakeTheL / TakeTheLKiddo / Alien Merchant / Ali En Merchant
TakeTheL or TakeTheLKiddo is an account dedicated to archiving and exposing Gordon. TakeTheLKiddo brags about 4 of Gordon's Twitter accounts getting suspended, and despite the account seemingly being an archive account primarily, TakeTheL takes constant jabs at Gordon. In addition to their Twitter account, TakeTheL also has a YouTube channel that has archives of videos Gordon deleted:
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Although not confirmed, Gordon believes that TakeTheL is run by the same person as another Gordon detractor known as Alien Merchant or Ali En Merchant:
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Markus Makovi / Tribute Otter
Markus Makovi Twitter Account:
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Markus Makovi YouTube Account:
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For whatever reason, alongside Ari, Gordon really hates Markus Makovi in particular and will frequently call him out and insult him in this thread. Markus himself lurks the thread and responds to Gordon's posts on Twitter:
voided++ / ssh / stackedaf
Remember guys, it's bad if you fuck with Gordon, but okay if voided++ does it:
voided++ Twitter account:
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voided++ reporting Gordon's Twitter accounts:
voided++ reporting Gordon to the FBI:
Proof voided++ wrote Gordon's Doxbin page:
voided++ lives in Germany. Gordon also apparently threatened to call the cops on him:
voided++ Discord:
Discord ID: 245223102886313985
voided++ uses Arch Linux:
Conclusion
The following clip from the late and great Norm MacDonald perfectly sums up the entire Gordoverse:
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Special thanks to @Osama Bin Laden, @notorietus, @Axiom the Fucker, @Der Eternal Bateman, @Bell Peppers and Beef, @Cringestorian X, @Hooked on phobics, @Turbo Sped, @Richard Freeman, @RadioactiveMonkeyMan, and @PS2 Nishiki for their contributions in making this OP.
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