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Cat bites can be real serious when they break the skin. They can have nasty, harmful bacteria in their mouths. She never goes to the doctor for anything, her cats are indoor/outdoor, probably former strays that she fed enough to claim. If they’ve ever been vaccinated they’re most likely far, far behind. It would be sweet for Ollie to get some justice for dealing with her drunk, angry, hoarding, yelling crazy ass. Fingers crossed.
 

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cascadeplatinum said:
Cat bites can be real serious when they break the skin. They can have nasty, harmful bacteria in their mouths. She never goes to the doctor for anything, her cats are indoor/outdoor, probably former strays that she fed enough to claim. If they’ve ever been vaccinated they’re most likely far, far behind. It would be sweet for Ollie to get some justice for dealing with her drunk, angry, hoarding, yelling crazy ass. Fingers crossed.
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Sorry if this is power leveling but I got a bad bite earlier this year from a cat having a seizure and I gave it 24 hours, since it was the weekend, to decide if I should go to urgent care or not. Within 24 hours it showed signs of infection, and by 36 hours I was developing a fever. 2 weeks of antibiotics knocked it out. But she hates the doctor and can't get a telehealth appointment on short notice! One of these days, kiwis, one of these days she's going to actually get a raging infection. And since all the bites we have seen are to her face, there is a lot of potential there for a great story arc. I love Ollie.

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ClothedandSobbing said:
Didn't she have to get all of them up to date because of that court thing
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Yes but I'm assuming she managed to say they weren't all her cats, cause she doesn't have the money to take ALL of them to the vet. I'm guessing she claimed 2 of them. Apparently that was settled between the two parties so we will never know the true details unless NAL gets drunk and starts telling on herself.
 
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So, she had another fight on stream with her parents.
It starts around 45 minutes in. Sadly, it's muted, but you see her mom messing with the stove, and her dad unplugs something.
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Dad gestures to camera?
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She gets a wild fuckin look. Jessica Messica said this is her crazed victim look.
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And she got closer, like she backed into the phone and knocked it over.
 
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anliteralidiot said:
So, she had another fight on stream with her parents.
It starts around 45 minutes in. Sadly, it's muted, but you see her mom messing with the stove, and her dad unplugs something.
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Dad gestures to camera?
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She gets a wild fuckin look. Jessica Messica said this is her crazed victim look.
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And she got closer, like she backed into the phone and knocked it over.
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Just as a heads up so you're not disappointed like me. This is currently listed as MEMBERS ONLY on Jessica Messica's channel.
 
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Just as a heads up so you're not disappointed like me. This is currently listed as MEMBERS ONLY on Jessica Messica's channel.
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Riddle me this Jessica Messica. You said you stream to members only because "it would just be like me streaming on discord like I used to". Then why are you putting up the streams behind a paywall? Wouldn't it just be like streaming to your PUBLIC discord? Why not put the stream public after the fact, or is there another reason you're not doing so?

$$$ Makes you think doesn't it. $$$
 
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Here is the clip from the Cobra Facebook group
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This is pretty funny it's like they still treat her like a child. Ok nal we gonna take your phone for the night you can have it back tomorrow like any of it is going to break the cycle. Unless a miracle happened and she was 5150d or beaten to within an inch of her life.
 
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Cecil Harvey said:
Riddle me this Jessica Messica. You said you stream to members only because "it would just be like me streaming on discord like I used to". Then why are you putting up the streams behind a paywall? Wouldn't it just be like streaming to your PUBLIC discord? Why not put the stream public after the fact, or is there another reason you're not doing so?

$$$ Makes you think doesn't it. $$$
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To be fair, she only streams the boring ones on members only, so you're paying to be...in a chatroom, shit talking NAL. Her chat moves too fast to talk otherwise.

I swear the first parent fight stream was open, sorry!!
 
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ClothedandSobbing said:
This is pretty funny it's like they still treat her like a child. Ok nal we gonna take your phone for the night you can have it back tomorrow like any of it is going to break the cycle. Unless a miracle happened and she was 5150d or beaten to within an inch of her life.
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Well she has the emotional maturity of a toddler so it makes sense that they treat her like a kid. There will come a day when she won't be able to emotionally manipulate her way out of a sticky situation and it'll be glorious to watch.
 
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anliteralidiot said:
It doesn't, it's a shitty blacklight she's shining on it, and it's only, like, half the paint colors. She could get a glow-in-the-dark top coat, but she doesn't need more..She already seems to think that she needs more brushes, or, like, one brush per paint.

If she had just stuck to green and black it would've been fine.
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As a fellow art fag, this is shit. But most people don't know color theory, but yeah if maybe she did a black background and kept the snake green or something. Shitty paint and placement of the stencil. I'm sure josh will leave it wherever it lays and never hang it. It looks like a clown. And she was going to make merch to sell? She should have just traced the stencil and painted that so the paint didn't pool up, but her weak wrists. She can do this with a single decent brush and just a decent set of acrylics with the basic colors, but imagine trying to explain to this hag how to mix colors.

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To be fair, she only streams the boring ones on members only, so you're paying to be...in a chatroom, shit talking NAL. Her chat moves too fast to talk otherwise.

I swear the first parent fight stream was open, sorry!!
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I only can view these cause my account was randomly gifted a sub to her, but they are all the boring streams. If it looks like anything interesting she usually opens it up or HRH does record and edit the streams eventually. The only thing of interest was the mute fight and before that she dumped out 2 40oz a JM sub sent her where she dropped his real name and YT username. She apparently has a sign on her door for no deliveries past 8PM. The stream she is streaming now is just NAL sweating balls in the attic doing nothing but milking ad revenue and washing the dishes in the dark. Nothing of value.
 
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