Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[blue gopher snakes]

I wonder if Jon ever wishes he had passed up the job listing for “videographer to the stars” as he sits in an unmoving airplane with Anna’s crotch stank wafting into his nose as she bitches and moans about her knees.

Do you think she’s just constantly sexually harassing him? Like “haha (insert unthinkably nasty come-on) JUST KIDDING unless…” She received complaints about this from previous jobs and I highly doubt she’s developed self-control in this one specific aspect of her personality.

Regarding Anna’s complaint about babies on a plane, I once had an older woman throw a bitch fit on a plane at me when I sat down with my baby next to her during boarding. We hadn’t even had our asses hit the seats yet and she was screaming and demanding to be moved because God forbid she suffer next to a CROTCH GOBLIN on her VACATION. It was very wtf. We had timed the flight so the baby would be happy and awake instead of wailing for her crib and it was a resounding success. I had brought a bunch of snacks and toys but baby was content just waving hi at everyone on their way to the bathroom and watching the clouds out the window. The flight attendants smoothed it all over and because the flight wasn’t full, we ended up with a whole row to ourselves. The lady was moved a few rows up and literally never shut the fuck up about how much the existence of my baby in her eyeline would have ruined her vacation.

I wish and hope and pray that someday Anna lives long enough and gets enough travel sponsorships that she one day sits next to crotch goblin lady who is unable to tantrum her way into another seat.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

The side eyes on the plane, too

Bet they could smell her feet from there.

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[captainpicardsjockstrap]

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Her body is incredibly buoyant due to the amount of fat, she’s barely under the surface before she’s floating upwards and doesn’t have the strength to fight it.

If her cruise ship ever gets into difficulty on one of her future cruises, her fellow passengers could use her as a life raft for days, complete with food supply.

 

[Scrumption]

Correction to what someone said earlier. You do not need to be intubated on propofol when used for twilight anesthesia. Because you are technically awake, you do not need help breathing. As far as being wakeful, you might as well think you were completely unconscious. Coming out of it feels like you are waking from a groggy nap. Zero memory.

I have my popcorn ready. Things have gotten so interesting so fast that it’s hard to keep up. Her hair looks so greasy it looks wet. Those poor passengers. A deatthfats cannot help but smell bad, and the throw and pungency of an hot morbidly obese person is unreal. Imagine the smell. Better yet, don’t.

 

[Gay Mouth]

"you're never too old to play mermaids" she posts as she damages a bed in a hotel, misery dripping off her as a tragic lack of wegovy torments her joints, eagerly awaiting a butcher transforming her from 650 pounds to 640 pounds through the magic of cutting open her thighs to squeeze out lumps of candy juice. It's so fun to play pretend!

 

[-Jack-]

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It's really quite fitting she'll be playing mermaids.

Spoiler: History sperge

So historically, the term "mermaid" was actually quite an offensive term for women back in the day.. and I mean in the middle ages till around 19th century. The origin of a mermaid came from of course, seals/walrus' that sailors would see on their journeys and most often than not, were always drunk and perhaps slightly saw them as figures of women. However, it was often used by men/sailors to insult a woman who is rather.. large and or as a general insult- a bit like calling someone disgusting but it's more used specifically for women

So go on Anna, play mermaids.

 

[thejackal2]

 

[gampboonerisms]

Here is a pooner's butchered leg, she didn't include any text.

Spoiler: Gross

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It looks like a slab of meat you'd see at the butchers.

I saw, but my question is a lot dumber than that.

I didnt see if your question was answered to your liking, but in short, no you cant just strip the skin back since its attached to the fat and you cant just take the skin off, scrap the fat off, and sew it back together.

 

[Stroppy Trollop]

Did Anna mean manatees? You're never too old to play manatees?

Given the tremendous size of her gunt in that pic on the plane, I'm going to assume that the surgeon will start there. Good lordt.

 

[Constellationzero]

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You're never too old FAT to chum the waters!

 

[GenociderSyo]

Items's Anna was required to get by doctor:

• Black Thong for post op and pre op.
  • She decided to get hot pink for pre op because she wanted it.
• She was told to buy about 8 different vitamins and such for post op.
  • She could not find Butcher's Bloom though.
• A blanket to ooze into.
  • She bought a fluffy fleece one.
• Giant cup because she says she is only to drink electrolytes after surgery.
  • She shows herself buying crystal light water flavoring.

 

[Ethyllithium Boybortion]

She is not a 3 at Torrid! Good ol’ honest & transparent Anna.

 

[bliblblblbbllb]

"I'm stressed so I get to buy whatever I want, it's therapy" got a LUL out of me.

 

[I call shenanigans]

I was really hoping Anna would see sense and go the WLS route instead of the lipodema one. I guess this will be more entertaining though when she realises she’s gone through all this pain and stress for almost zero result. We get to see WLS failures on YouTube all the time, so this will be a new horror to behold.

Why all the freaking vitamins though? I would have loved to see the list. Anna is about to have very expensive urine.

 

[lukewarm coffee]

It weirds me out how thin her hand is compared to the rest of her. She's absolutely enormous, but you can still see knuckles and veins in her hand. You get used to seeing Chantal-type paws on the big girls, so slender fingers are a surprise.

 

[AzurePastures]

If she's a size 3 at torrid, she has a roughly 46-inch waist and a roughly 56-inch hip. At 5'10" here's the body visualizer of what she should look like at those measurements. The body visualizer believes she should weigh 275 pounds at these stats.

If you (as I) believe this is complete bullshit, then please note that she has knowingly and willingly defied medical advice and bought incredibly ill-fitting underwear made of synthetic material, when she could have purchased cotton undergarments which actually fit her. If/when the medical complications arise, please keep this in mind. She's made literally no effort to do what she's supposed to do. But I guess that pretty much sums up her whole life and channel.

ETA:

Or she just put down the size 3 and bought her real size off camera.

She likely did. But she has repeatedly said she's a 2x on top even during clothing try-on's prior to this new medical emergency. I'm just here to point out inconsistencies.

 

[Bogliacci]

If/when the medical complications arise, please keep this in mind. She's made literally no effort to do what she's supposed to do. But I guess that pretty much sums up her whole life and channel.

Or she just put down the size 3 and bought her real size off camera.

 

[GenociderSyo]

She has confirmed the doctor plans at least four surgeries this first one is on her outer thighes.


The doctor is filming her surgery. Sounds like he is using Anna's size for clout on his IG.

 

[Miltank]

Shouldn't it be a tan colored thing to be least distracting, or even white? Black is the most contrasting color she could go with