Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Strix454]

I don't think the story of Nick killing two raccoons with a hammer in a closed room is in any way credible. Its just not practical or sane. If they were adult raccoons, they would tear you up if you tried to do that. You wouldn't get close to them with a hammer without getting cut up or worse. If they are baby raccoons, it might work but would require a psychopath to do it.

I also don't know why someone like Nick would be dealing with these problems himself. He has the money to hire someone to trap whatever problem he has out and take care of it. IMO though, going after Raccoons in most of Minnesota is totally futile. For however many you get rid of, there will be more. Most (not all) people with a Raccoon problem usually actually have a problem with their own behavior or habits.

 

[ReverendVerse]

Let's just say when a small animal is not doing well after birth and is suffering in a bad way (say a wee baby chick), putting it out of its a misery is a normal, humane thing to do in the country. The difference is nobody talks about it.

Another trope, along with that one, among the people living in the cities, is that people in rural areas kill for sport and it's in the act of killing that is the thrill of the sport. Granted, deer hunting and turkey hunting in my area is a "sport" but it serves as population control to maintain the environment and literally no one kills an animal for the fun of it. There is satisfaction in hunting, but it's not in the actual kill itself, it's in the spirit of providing. It's meat for you and your family, and there is satisfaction in being able to provide and be self-sufficient. You ask any hunter if they've made a kill that wasn't an instant kill shot, they'll express regret over that. There is a sense of pride being able to make those instant kill shots.

Even with boar, which in my area hunting season for them is year-round and you are legally allowed to kill as many as you want in a year. Boar are a scrouge on the local farmlands and steal resources of native animals in the area, as well as being hyper aggressive. However, you can't eat male boars; too much testosterone. It's an actual sport around here to capture boar, castrate them, and then release them. So when a hunter does kill it, they'll be edible. If hunting was about actually about killing the animal, hunters here wouldn't trap, castrate, and release them. While the animal is a nuisance, we don't want to kill them and let it go to waste.

 

[RotPockets]

Unless he tranquilized them first. I wouldn’t put it past this sick fuck.

Everyone knows the only way to deal with raccoons is to pay the widely accepted ‘donut tax’. Also Nick is lying like he always does, he just wants to pretend he is what he thinks a bad ass would do. He never went in a shed with a hammer and a knife and he never shot them out of trees. The only thing he did was drown one raccoon twice and every retelling since has been an embellishment of that story.

 

[Male Idiot]

To dispatch coons you need some ghost costumes, a rope, a truck, ooooh wait.

I can believe bitchmade rackets got the coons tranqed and bashed them in. Otherwise he would have bite and clawmarks all over. He is just that bitchmade a cuck.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

He's a serial killer plus family annihilator.
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Do normal people brag about killing a bunch of innocent animals so publicly? He had the easier option of blasting them with a garden hose but he chose to waste bullets because he's a psychotic skeleton freak. He'll go on a murder spree if his gay stateless lolbertarian wank became true.

I think he's too lazy to be a serial killer, like everything else in his life. He could've been a practicing lawyer, but lost interest. He could've been a family man, but lost interest. He could've been a top Youtube legal commentator, but lost interest. Serial killers start off small when they kill and torture animals, but Nick never moved past that stage.

However, I doubt he'll lose interest in drugs or cooming anytime soon.

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I'm not sure what he meant by killing "coons", but the area he lives at only has 0.1% black population remaining

And he's probably too lazy to make them into pepperoni

Unless he tranquilized them first. I wouldn’t put it past this sick fuck.

I can believe Nick defeated the raccoons with a hammer. He had to starve them halfway to death first to even the odds, but hammer them to death he did.

 

[Neetorino]

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I'm not sure what he meant by killing "coons", but the area he lives at only has 0.1% black population remaining

Not to worry, Nick won't go all Tomlinson on the poor blacks in his area. He needs them to buy coke from and to have "exotic" prostitutes to fuck when April isn't around.

 

[AltisticRight]

Everyone knows the only way to deal with raccoons is to pay the widely understood ‘donut tax’. Also Nick is lying like he always does, he just wants to pretend he is what he thinks a bad ass would do. He never went in a shed with a hammer and a knife and he never shot them out of trees. The only thing he did was drown one raccoon twice and every retelling since has been an embellishment of that story.

Maybe that explains his weird Denny's jokes. Those coons were colluding with the cops from Denny's. It was probably Coony who planted the cocaine in Balldo's goon lair to seek revenge for his fallen comrads. Joshua Moonson is the coon whisperer.

POV you're officer Joshua Moonson commanding your coon army from a Denny's to raid the goon den of a local, innocent skeleton man from Spicer.

Before you doubt this plan, raccoons can also rob banks.

I think we've formulated a good defense for Balldo. Officer Joshua Moonson got raccoons to plant the cocaine in his house. They entered Balldo's coom den via air ducts.

 

[parsnip]

We ran an electric wire around our pigeon coop because the raccoons kept finding a way in and eating eggs and birds. Then we'd give the bodies to a family friend who did taxidermy. We didn't like killing the little boogers because they're cute as hell, but they do a lot of damage. I've dispatched a lot of animals, but I've never felt any joy doing it. That's just psychopath behaviour.

 

[Desktop User2]

I find it hard to even believe that story. A mad racoon can fuck up even a big dog. There's no way this skeleton freak fought 1 of them with a hammer and a knife, let alone two.

It says a lot that his power fantasy is to melee a racoon.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

At the risk of making Nick seem much cooler and more badass than he could ever hope to be, in bold are the traits of sexually sadistic predators that reminded me of Nick as I read American Predator. (It’s about a serial killer named Israel Keyes who was a giant fucking dork just like Nick, who couldn’t read social cues, was an anti-Christianity sperg, and traveled around with bondage gear like Nick does — though nothing as unwieldy as Nick’s St. Andrew’s Cross.) Again, I don’t think Nick has the smarts, gumption or work ethic to become a serial killer. But I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s something he has the latent tendencies toward and that he’d aspire to.

“Hazelwood wrote of the specific deviations of sexually sadistic criminals […]:

No criminal record prior to arrest. A seemingly happy domestic life. Compulsive driving…a shared tendency among psychopaths, feeding an overarching need for control, freedom, and constant visual stimulation to counter the boredom they so often feel…

Psychopathic sadists […] have pushed their emotions down so deep only extreme acts evoke any feeling whatsoever. It's why their crimes, horrific even in the beginning, must escalate, typically from the torture of small animals…Palpable gratification comes only through multiple victims and greater suffering.

…Dean Koontz's Intensity: Told from the alternating viewpoints of a serial killer and his abducted victim, Koontz's novel crystallized [the killer’s] thoughts and urges: the love of pain, self-inflicted and imposed; the ultimate pointlessness of human existence; the disbelief in God or any other higher being; the power and transcendence that only taking, torturing, and killing could provide. This made him feel, ironically, like the God he didn’t even believe in.

‘He does not believe in reincarnation or in any of the standard practices of an afterlife that are shared by the world’s great religions... But if he is to undergo an apotheosis, it will be brought about by his own bold actions, not by divine grace; if he, in fact, becomes a god, the transformation will our because he has already chosen to live like a god without fear, without remorse, without limits...’”

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Yeah there's no way Rackets managed to kill a raccoon in close quarters unscathed.

Nick is a liar and a bitch ass pussy

If Nick actually killed the racoons, and that's a big if, I assume they were caged. Was it just a hammer or did he say he brought a hammer and a knife? Because if he brought the knife he just stabbed at Coony through the bars while likely cackling with glee.

Dead is dead, the suffering preceding death is meaningless for the deceased. Drowning is not the fastest but I would not consider cruel, just practical. Now, if you want a power trip going with knives and a hammer, then you are a maniac.

By your logic, we can torture you for hours or days as long as we kill you afterward you fucking retard.

 

[not william stenchever]

But if he is to undergo an apotheosis, it will be brought about by his own bold actions, not by divine grace; if he, in fact, becomes a god, the transformation will our because he has already chosen to live like a god without fear, without remorse, without limits...’”

That sounds way cooler than "Do cocaine, start a shitty Balldo cult, and lose custody of your kids "

 

[Desktop User2]

By your logic, we can torture you for hours or days as long as we kill you afterward you fucking retard.

For the logic of the deceased like it is clearly in my post, yes, it wouldn´t matter because I would be dead. For the societal angle, obviously a torturer is way worse than a humane killer.

 

[not william stenchever]

Nick needs to do something funny and weird again because now someone is discussing torture as a trivial matter.

 

[Big Miss Steak]

If Nick actually killed the racoons, and that's a big if, I assume they were caged. Was it just a hammer or did he say he brought a hammer and a knife? Because if he brought the knife he just stabbed at Coony through the bars while likely cackling with glee.


By your logic, we can torture you for hours or days as long as we kill you afterward you fucking retard.

Some hicks I've known just chuck the trapped animal into a pool or garbage can full of water. It's easy and avoids any risk of injury for the person. But it is very callous and cruel. Drowning is not a peaceful death. It's extremely painful and your final moments are your delicate lungs filling with water as you seize out from lack of oxygen.

I personally doubt Nick killed a raccoon with a knife and hammer. Even jabbing at a raccoon through the wire cage with a knife would be difficult. He probably drove away and dropped it off somewhere or drowned it, but wants to sound like a tough guy.

For the logic of the deceased like it is clearly in my post, yes, it wouldn´t matter because I would be dead. For the societal angle, obviously a torturer is way worse than a humane killer.

You're a massive retard if you don't think anyone who's doomed to die wouldn't prefer a quick death over a long one filled with suffering.

 

[Law]

It says a lot that his power fantasy is to melee a racoon.

Well, they do have a few things in common. The prominent snout, the rail-thin arms, the skinny-fat physique, the smug sneer of superiority, the massive forehead, the hair-do, the conniving schemes. . .

 

[Desktop User2]

You're a massive retard if you don't think anyone who's doomed to die wouldn't prefer a quick death over a long one filled with suffering.

Again, it wouldn´t matter because they are dead. Death is by far the worst thing that can happen to you. Method of death matters for the society that lives beyond you: if you are a killer that acts on impulse, a need to inflict pain, mercy, whatever. That´s what matters. Even drowning can be cruel/bad if EVS wanted to inflict pain on the racoons.

 

[Oxyjen]

Aaron got cucked by Nick's vintage car. The Mustang was the gateway to April's snatch.

Aaron just revealed that April made him get rid of his minivan when they started dating.
Lmao.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

For the logic of the deceased like it is clearly in my post, yes, it wouldn´t matter because I would be dead. For the societal angle, obviously a torturer is way worse than a humane killer.

No, your argument is pointless. I don't need society to justify that torture is wrong. In the moments leading up to death, whether or not they're being tortured matters a great deal to what's being tortured.

Again, it wouldn´t matter because they are dead. Death is by far the worst thing that can happen to you. Method of death matters for the society that lives beyond you: if you are a killer that acts on impulse, a need to inflict pain, mercy, whatever. That´s what matters. Even drowning can be cruel/bad if EVS wanted to inflict pain on the racoons.

Death is by far not the worst thing that can happen to you. Death is inevitable. We will all die. But on a deeply personal level, I'd rather not be tortured regardless of if I'm going to die shortly after or not and I'm fairly certain that's also the case for most creatures on God's green earth.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

I feel like Nick genuinely thinks he did nothing wrong. Like giving the kids coke either was a genuine accident (skin to skin contact) or more likely he thought he knew more than the doctors and could medicate his kids with coke (cuz that's how it use to be before the feds got involved yukyukyuk). He reminds me a lot of those people who because of their successes in life suddenly think they unlocked the key to everything and shouldn't be questioned.