Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Sugriva]

da chirp means it be workin' and shit

 

[Kees H]

Austin leaked his email AGAIN on stream (irondollah@hotmail.com in this case). Took him 30 seconds to notice it was on screen. Retard.

 

[HONKY DESTROYER]

Idk I don't hear anything

 

[Kees H]

Just a little desksmasherooni this time, and THD. Austin felted us out of the last 205 dollars to lose.

Spoiler: Crack-o-Vision

 

[Avenue]

leaked his email AGAIN

The curtain calls

 

[Zamak Hoarder]

Just a little desksmasherooni this time, and THD. Austin felted us out of the last 205 dollars to lose.

12% chance to hit a mine each click and Bossman calls it "impossible." Nigger Noah flipped the switch time to fuck a dude.

 

[Absolutely Retarded]

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The curtain calls

Curtainbros?

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

Let's have a good day my dudes

MAN THOSE SANDALS NICE

 

[Paddy Mcgee]

When your 29 y/o degen son won't shut up for your visitors

 

[ㅤㅤㅤ]

Just a little desksmasherooni this time, and THD. Austin felted us out of the last 205 dollars to lose.

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Spoiler: Crack-o-Vision

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The way he plays Mines is like a microcosm of how he gambas in general. Even when he gets a statistically crazy number of gems he keeps manically clicking until he hits a mine and then he bitches that the game is "wrong". On the rare occasion he stops and gets the reward, he immediately starts spazzing out with the mouse so he can lose it again. I know he's a crack goblin but it's incredible that he just physically cannot understand what a retard he is.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

"A-a-a-re y-y-ou w-w-inning s-s-on? Can u pweese maybe be a little more quiet?"
"BRO WTF WHY YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME FEEL WEIRD GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE BRO. GUYS SEE THIS IS WHAT THE FUCK I GOTTA DEAL WITH I HATE MY LIFE. YEA BRO STFU I HEARD YOU"

I don't know how ratdad lives with himself.

 

[CoolSixtyNiner]

The way he plays Mines is like a microcosm of how he gambas in general. Even when he gets a statistically crazy number of gems he keeps manically clicking until he hits a mine and then he bitches that the game is "wrong". On the rare occasion he stops and gets the reward, he immediately starts spazzing out with the mouse so he can lose it again. I know he's a crack goblin but it's incredible that he just physically cannot understand what a retard he is.

I don't know who said it in this thread but after seeing that clip I agree: Bossman plays to lose, not win.

The more he wins, the bigger the wallet, the higher the fall and the more pure emotion he feels when it's gone. He wins 3x the amount and showed no response whatsoever, just ignored it. This motherfucker gets off on being a loser. It's crazy!

 

[Die Oberste Direktive]

This motherfucker gets off on being a loser. It's crazy!

Seems to run in the family.

 

[fggt_mcdckface]

I gotta say, 3 first click deaths on Mines in a row is pretty rigged.

 

[Absolutely Retarded]

 

[Übermensch Doom Cuck]

please god give me a ratdad fixing smoke detector on stream

That would be funny but I mean, can you blame him for not installing Bossman's door? lol All that paranoia & yelling at ratdad, if I was in dad's shoes, I'd just seal his doorway with bricks & cement.

 

[Gooby]

I gotta say, 3 first click deaths on Mines in a row is pretty rigged.

He plays thousands upon thousands of rounds of mines, getting 3 first clicks in a row isn't only not rigged but it's inevitable with a large enough sample size. It's a 12% chance to occur, and roughly a .1% chance that it'll occur 3 times in a row on command. That means it's average it happens roughly 1 time out of 1000 times, but it's even more common then that sounds. He's constantly churning bets and .1% is the odds it happens if you bet only exactly 3 times, not if you bet 100 times in a session and 3 happen to line up at any point during that session.

 

[Billy Bong]

I gotta say, 3 first click deaths on Mines in a row is pretty rigged.

That never happened. He first clicked a mine here and there, but never got the mine 1st 3 times in a row.

 

[KingFrampt]

I said it in Keno Kasino the other night, but it's weird to me how he chases these insane 8x wins on Mines, but when he plays Dice he always leaves the multiplier at 2x

Is there any other game he leaves at 2x?

 

[Kees H]

I said it in Keno Kasino the other night, but it's weird to me how he chases these insane 8x wins on Mines, but when he plays Dice he always leaves the multiplier at 2x

Is there any other game he leaves at 2x?

Yeah, on Limbo he usually leaves the multiplier on 2x as well. Dunno what the logic is.