Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%
  • Total voters
    2,595
AnOminous said:
He's using the same kind of bitmoji as Jack Scalfatti and just like Jack Scalfatti couldn't give two thumbs up because one of his fat arms is dead, Rusty can't smile because gimpface.
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I think the funniest example of him using an avatar that wasn't him was when somebody, I think it was here on the Orchards, shooped him with a smile. He copied that and made it his profile picture.
 
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Falcon Sebben said:
I think the funniest example of him using an avatar that wasn't him was when somebody, I think it was here on the Orchards, shooped him with a smile. He copied that and made it his profile picture.
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Yes, that's right. I forget who had that profile pic at the time, but he stole it because it made him look somewhat normal. He was angry at being tricked by trolls all while trying to trick people with that picture.
 
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jerkstore said:
i must say, now that russ has access to electronic filing again in his case against Null, i am a little bit surprised we haven’t seen a filing reeeeeeeing about how he is being “impersonated” on youtube by the evil kiwi farms to bolster his list of grievances.
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Impersonated on youtube? What did I miss?
 
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The religious Mormons of Lincoln County murdered a hooker in Vegas the other night by not letting Russ have him his brothel in their county. Her blood is on their hands.

Hooker lives matter. The LDS community must save these women by letting Russ build his Wild West Brothel in their town for them to live and be safe. Or else they hate women and want them all to die.

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The murderer:
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Appears to not be #disabledandcute

 
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Dizzyuntildeath said:
Shhhhlruaph

I cud haff shafed har buh i guesh sha dint like nicesh guis

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Truly a face you can trust!

I'd definitely buy a used car from that guy, so why not a hooker?

He acts like those dastardly Mormons, in refusing his brothel, tied him to a chair and forced him to watch her be murdered.

to this day I still wonder whose teeth those are...
 
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The Great Citracett said:
Truly a face you can trust!

I'd definitely buy a used car from that guy, so why not a hooker?

He acts like those dastardly Mormons, in refusing his brothel, tied him to a chair and forced him to watch her be murdered.

to this day I still wonder whose teeth those are...
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wasnt that smiling russ pic generated by faceapp
 
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The Great Citracett said:
The religious Mormons of Lincoln County murdered a hooker in Vegas the other night by not letting Russ have him his brothel in their county. Her blood is on their hands.

Hooker lives matter. The LDS community must save these women by letting Russ build his Wild West Brothel in their town for them to live and be safe. Or else they hate women and want them all to die.

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The murderer:
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I would assume that if a hooker is choosing to illegally work in Vegas and risk legal problems over working at one of the legal brothels, she likely has her reasons. My guess is hookers can likely make MUCH more money working Vegas, don't have to give a cut of their earnings to pay the brothel owner for room and board (they may or may not have a pimp who would get a cut), and don't have to live in/commute to some podunk, jerkwater, fly speck town out in the middle of nowhere just to earn a living. And really, working in the brothels or on the streets/through an escort service, if some freak is going to murder a hooker, then he's going to murder her. He can do it in a hotel room, the back seat of a car, or one of the cribs in a brothel. A whore hocking her wares in a brothel is no guarantee of safety. Russ is an absolute moron and never thinks through the utterly asinine things he says.
 
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Pee Cola said:
I might just listen to the Nick Rekieta streams covering the book, if only to remind me of the good old pre-Balldo days.
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While his streams involving Rusty were great, his biggest mistake was not bringing back the people that knew him personally. This allowed listeners/viewers to get a clearer image of what it would be like to deal with him in the real world. You simply couldn't go wrong with the story of paying a homeless guy in biscuits to scare Rusty away.
 
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jerkstore said:
those streams were my go-to for long drives. honestly never got old to me.
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I'll still listen to one now and then when I'm cooking or cleaning or something. They're nice, humorous longform content with next to no visuals.

Sriracha's laugh still grates the fuck out of me, though.
 
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Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th said:
While his streams involving Rusty were great, his biggest mistake was not bringing back the people that knew him personally. This allowed listeners/viewers to get a clearer image of what it would be like to deal with him in the real world. You simply couldn't go wrong with the story of paying a homeless guy in biscuits to scare Rusty away.
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True. Definitely could have done with less Sriracha and more firsthand accounts, but it's still a pleasant enough way to enjoy the book.
 
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StinkySnack said:
FTFY
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man, i know i am in the minority, but i liked sriracha. she at least could fill nick in on the lore he wasn’t familiar with (though she did get it wrong sometimes). she def often came up with better jokes/commentary than nick did at times, even if you didn’t like her laugh

(edit: i have a horrible horse-laugh when i really think something is funny, so i sympathize lol, lmao even)
 
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