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[RJ MacReady]

Huh. I always thought he was black for whatever reason. Must be my inherent reycizim.

Lots of people thought Ironicus was black because of his voice and because he used to joke about it all the time until they saw pics of him at a convention.

 

[Sammo]

I feel bad for Lowtax, it seems he has some kinda fecal-based Midas touch when it comes to picking admins

It's the culture of the place - a culture he created.

He's said multiple times that he ignores a lot of the complaints about the mods/admins because people are always bitching about the mods and it's become white-noise to him, so when there's a truly terrible one, he doesn't realize it for a long time.

But here's the thing he doesn't get: the reason people are always bitching about the mods is that there actually are always a lot of terrible mods and admins over there - and it's because of the whole culture of us vs. them, where the mods are in an adversarial relationship with the posters and just mock and insult anyone who has a problem with their decisions. They truly seem to think they are magically more wise and funny than the rest of the user base because they have a star by their name and often seem to actively hate goons (except for FYAD, of course) and until that changes, of course people will hate the mods back.

At least he finally listened and got rid of Ralp though. God damn did that guy fucking suck.


tldr: the reason there have been so many bad admins/mods is that Lowtax created a culture where the admins think they're better than everyone and act like smug shitheads

 

[buffaloWildWings]

It's the culture of the place - a culture he created.

He's said multiple times that he ignores a lot of the complaints about the mods/admins because people are always bitching about the mods and it's become white-noise to him, so when there's a truly terrible one, he doesn't realize it for a long time.

But here's the thing he doesn't get: the reason people are always bitching about the mods is that there actually are always a lot of terrible mods and admins over there - and it's because of the whole culture of us vs. them, where the mods are in an adversarial relationship with the posters and just mock and insult anyone who has a problem with their decisions. They truly seem to think they are magically more wise and funny than the rest of the user base because they have a star by their name and often seem to actively hate goons (except for FYAD, of course) and until that changes, of course people will hate the mods back.

At least he finally listened and got rid of Ralp though. God damn did that guy fucking suck.


tldr: the reason there have been so many bad admins/mods is that Lowtax created a culture where the admins think they're better than everyone and act like smug shitheads

If you ban users, they have to pay another ten bucks to come back, so banhappy mods == more money for @Lowtax

 

[BlueSpark]

General Ironicus fights to take back all the power that he doesn't have from being an upper-class white liberal in taxpayer-funded education, living in the crime-free (white) area of Chicago.
Also, the bus driver was really happy with us vandalizing public transport, he gave us high- fives (for real u guys)!

And, after a hard evening walking down streets with other leftist fucktards, vandalizing public property, intimidating and attacking people and taking selfies of giving Trump Tower the finger, modern defender of justice General Ironicus retires to his upper-middle class building full of other whites to play videogames and shitpost about defending the rights of other retards to also vandalize other people's property and attack people on twitter.

 

[RJ MacReady]

You know why white working adults shouldn't do this kind of shit? Because it comes back to bite them socially and financially when their employer doesn't want to be associated with the guy who participated in politically motivated violence and mass vandalism and when their co-workers who voted for Trump have a different opinion of the guy who was just outside destroying city buses and denigrating them as evil white supremacists who need to be summarily executed for exercising their democratic rights.

Students don't have to worry about that because (besides stupidity being expected of them) their individuality gets lost in the throng and nobody remembers them when they graduate. Blacks don't have to worry because they don't have jobs. Trannies don't have to worry because they get by on donations. But not Ironicus.

Fucking tool. He so desperately wants to be a famous internet activist like Shaun King or his other idols and feels this is his chance. But he just can't admit he's too much of a skinny white balding IT worker-looking pseudo-yuppie to be a social justice leader.

 

[Internet War Criminal]

Did something sensitive not collect the funniest SA meltdowns over the election?

That place is a ghost town now

 

[TiggerNits]

Did something sensitive not collect the funniest SA meltdowns over the election?

That place is a ghost town now

Most of them moved here

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I feel bad for Lowtax, it seems he has some kinda fecal-based Midas touch when it comes to picking admins

Well to be fair, if the Notch bitchfest is any indication. 'Tax ain't much better.

Also kinda upset to hear that about the Retsupurae guys. But what's done is done, I guess. Lowered my optimism of them a fair bit.

 

[repentance]

Did something sensitive not collect the funniest SA meltdowns over the election?

That place is a ghost town now

I think everyone was over here following the meltdowns. Most SS people won't set foot in C-SPAM or DnD - the natural home of election meltdowns. There were way too many GBS threads to bother reading. The QCS thread over mods not enforcing the toxxes was the only one which really got attention and that was only funny because Lowtax eventually made the mods ban the Hillary toxxers.

 

[HG 400]

I think everyone was over here following the meltdowns. Most SS people won't set foot in C-SPAM or DnD - the natural home of election meltdowns. There were way too many GBS threads to bother reading. The QCS thread over mods not enforcing the toxxes was the only one which really got attention and that was only funny because Lowtax eventually made the mods ban the Hillary toxxers.

Toxxers?

 

[TiggerNits]

Toxxers?

Kinda like an idiot forums bet. "If X doesn't happen then I will be banned" which carries some weight because it's a forum that costs $10 to rejoin and then an additional $5 if you want an avatar and then another $10 if you want to use Private Messages and (the broken to the point of being worthless) search feature

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

I guess I'll treat ironicus the same way I treat Tom Cruise: I like watching his movies/ let's plays, I'll just ignore all his garbage politics.

 

[HG 400]

Kinda like an idiot forums bet. "If X doesn't happen then I will be banned" which carries some weight because it's a forum that costs $10 to rejoin and then an additional $5 if you want an avatar and then another $10 if you want to use Private Messages and (the broken to the point of being worthless) search feature

lmao and tax upheld this on all the smug hillary bets? screencaps for cucks with no tenbux plz

 

[repentance]

lmao and tax upheld this on all the smug hillary bets? screencaps for cucks with no tenbux plz

All of Lowtax's posts in the relevant QCS thread.

Spoiler: big

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

lmao and tax upheld this on all the smug hillary bets? screencaps for cucks with no tenbux plz

Here's how it went down.

Spoiler

First, we'll go back in time to the primaries. The BernieGoons were willing to sacrifice their tenbux if their positive energy could help their valiant Hebrew through to the general election:

Before The Bern had even been declared the loser, the BernieGoons were massacred by a trigger happy hotpocket, causing much butthurt and resentment towards the HillGoons.

Fast forward to the general election. The HillGoons and the lovers of Orange Hitler made identical toxxes in which they would be banned if their candidate lost.

This is the Hillary toxx:

Nearly all the DnD sadbrains toxxed for the Queen.

On October 12th, Idiot King of CSPAM, Baloogan issued the following shakedown upon the nervous TrumpGoons:

Many weak willed faggots lost their nerve at the threat of a permaban, though some stayed true to the eventual God Emperor.

Finally, on Tuesday, Trump shocks the world. Inconsolable Hillary supporting goons go to bed knowing the axe will fall in the morning.

But wait! Horrible faggot ExMarx appears and offers all of them a pardon. Give you tenbux to RAINN so they can publish more incorrect data and you will avoid both the toxx and ever having to support the dead gay forums.

And when I say "all", I mean fucking ALL.

This sits well with no goons at all, except for the transcendentally funny and masterful FYAD sadbrains and, of course, Ralp. Goons take to QCS in a rage, calling ExMarx and the Hillary Goons incredible faggots, welshers and broke ass niggas.

This attracts the attention of Lowtax.

The raging goons explain it to him. ExMarx and the CSPAM IKs hide for many hours.

Lowtax renders judgement. Nigg.ers must hang. But he also fags out and threatens everyone with the rules, cause a truly effective leader can't simply punish the guilty.

ExMarx promises to get right on it with the bannings. Needless to say, I don't believe anyone has been banned yet aside from those goons hating on ExMarx and Ralp.

But, yeah. That's pretty much it.

Fuck! Ninja'd on that? Fuck.

 

[Positron]

But wait! Horrible faggot ExMarx appears and offers all of them a pardon. Give you tenbux to RAINN so they can publish more incorrect data and you will avoid both the toxx and ever having to support the dead gay forums.

I don't know which is cuckier: to donate to some sham, rape-obsessed feminist organization or to rereg on SA

RAINN was founded in 1994 by Scott Berkowitz. Tori Amos was the organization's first spokesperson

Hi Ozma!

 

[BlueSpark]

lmao and tax upheld this on all the smug hillary bets? screencaps for cucks with no tenbux plz

Others have already posted, but I'd already started screen cap-ing before they did and only just checked back here. I got a lot of the responses to the double-standards that others haven't posted, though, so I'll upload them anyhow.

Warning: the "Forum Faggotry" entries are very large (in terms of the image height) but I compressed the colours to keep the file sizes reasonable.

 

[HG 400]

lmfao this is great, SA hot pockets really are even worse than ours

 

[MG 620]

137 users banned today. Thank you Hillary for everything.

 

[HG 400]

137 users banned today. Thank you Hillary for everything.

What happened to your garbage hotpocket who tried to permaban all the trump toxes and let the hilldogs skate?