Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

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"I never mentioned Flowers In The Attic in a positive light..."

If I say ANYTHING about Utena that isn't "Perfect, 10/10, greatest piece of art to ever exist" y'all will rip my goddamn throat out. You're ripping my throat out over "This is good, but I don't care for it" and that's the most milquetoast thing anyone's ever said.
Conversely, I can say whatever I want about TCOA&L and nobody really cares. Because nobody expected it to be good, and it entirely met those expectations. And it was popular enough I could make a video on it and it would do well.
I can deal with a few PTSD episodes for high returns and no harassment.

 

[ceramicfigurines]

I now know how that guy shouting "Leave Britney alone!" feels to a T right now.

Alright, Lily. So x is triggering. Given how you broadcast every little fake thing about your sad life, I'm honestly having trouble discerning what in Madoka was triggering. The deaths, while intended to be shocking, are a bit cartoonish; none of us are turning into a witch because we didn't get the dick of some violinist who forgot you existed. The true horror lies in the feeling of helplessness, in the selfish decisions Sayaka and Homura make. I'm so emotional, Lily, you're so stupid.

You cannot claim to understand the themes and story if you did not watch it, that's like me saying I'm a professional rocket scientist but never took a science class. I feel like this goes for anything, you can't really claim to know a film's themes if you just glossed the Wikipedia page, and even if Lily wasn't a liar, a real perk of knowing the media she's talking about is that you can easily refute her claims because she operates largely on the basis her audience has no clue what she's talking about so they can't call her out for it.

But I watched Madoka, damn it. And I distinctly remember her labeling Madoka, along with Cowboy Bebop and Fullmetal Alchemist, as an anime weebs tell you is good rather than is anime that is good. She also was asked about it before by an anon and she said something along the lines of it was just gratuitous violence. But how would you know this if you never fucking watched it?

The dark gratuitous violence part is the same argument made by the copycat dark magical girl manga and anime following it; they focused too hard on the shock factor scenes rather than the reason why those scenes were in it. So when I call Lily stupid I genuinely, genuinely mean it.

Moreover I made a point earlier that Lily doesn't actually care about the depiction of a middle school girl being decapitated by a witch and later eaten. She does not actually care about children, she's using them to make a point of "This is sickening!" Shield your ears, Stephen King. Not only has she written children being exploited far worse than Madoka but I guarantee she's liked media involving far worse exploitation.

ETA : Family Guy. Family Guy literally has a running gag of Meg being assaulted several times by Peter for no reason other than they just don't like her.

The damning evidence, of course, comes from the fact she never cares about the causes she says she does and it's just a holier than thou attitude. If you like Madoka Magica, you don't like it for the themes or characters, and you certainly don't like it for the music, the creative animation, or the story. You like it because you like watching children being murdered.

It's also interesting, again, that Anthy gets an explicit label that she's a woman of color but Madoka does not despite also being Asian. So the order of importance go :

-Incestuous women
-Black women
-Queer women
-Children
-Trans women
-Autistic or mentally ill women
-Middle Eastern, Asian, Latino people
-Men
-Japan
-White men

Lily, you can have Steven Universe, just leave Madoka alone. She did nothing to you, damn it.

 

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Alright, Lily. So x is triggering. Given how you broadcast every little fake thing about your sad life, I'm honestly having trouble discerning what in Madoka was triggering. The deaths, while intended to be shocking, are a bit cartoonish; none of us are turning into a witch because we didn't get the dick of some violinist who forgot you existed. The true horror lies in the feeling of helplessness, in the selfish decisions Sayaka and Homura make. I'm so emotional, Lily, you're so stupid.

You have been noticed

So are you saying you only will talk about things you find really bad?

Why make analysis on books and a game you apparently find just as bad as The Room?

Also weird to put Utena in the “objectively good” side of the chart, even Madoka in a pretty neutral space, when that’s the ones you decry as racist or fetishistic or creepy.

DIDN'T SAY THAT, STOP LYING​

But not Flawed, apparently that can get analysis and discussion despite you showing you think it’s worse and even more triggering.

Flawed is less triggering, and was never discussed. Only briefly mentioned.​

I’m just confused on what the priority is.

The priority is what I think is worth making a video on.​

You keep typing one thing but visually display another.

No I don't, you're just illiterate​

If it’s triggering, don’t look at any piece with those themes then

If I do something for work, that's my business​

Why die on this hill?

There's no hill to die on. You just refuse to accept the concept that a show can be good and someone still doesn't want to watch it.
What is your fucking problem here? What's wrong? Why are you upset? Because that's the part I don't understand.
Utena is good, but it has content I don't care for so I don't want to discuss it any more than absolutely necessary.
This is not a difficult phrase to understand. And yet you continuously fail to understand it. So what's wrong? Don't give me another wall of dumbass text. Just tell me up front: Why are you upset? What did I say that upset you?

I didn't PRAISE it as a classic, it IS considered a classic.
Have you READ the books considered a classic? They're awful.

 

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Alright, Lily, I've lost my patience. You did it. You broke me. I'm now an empty little husk with no joy in my heart.

welcome to the club pal

Is anyone else going to point out that her new puppet characters are recolors of that Star giant Productions wacko?

not gonna lie, my first association was the queer from stonetoss

Nonsense, Pooh. Anyone with dark skin is black, Asians are basically white people, and only two races exist - black and white. Mexicans do not exist now. Neither do Asians. White people created sushi

speaking of which, does anyone else think that this graph is really weird?

I almost put it in my asian racism list, but I can't actually point out what is racist about it. It's just... weird. I've never seen the term "pacific media" before. What does it even mean?

People usually call japanese media "asian media" because they have ties with korea and china (to the point the japanese alphabet shares many ideograms with chinese), what does japan have in common with, say, new zealand or hawaii

Really weird... anyone else here in the thread have any thoughts?

No rest for the wicked. We have a new chapter of Avatar: book of Incest.
archive coming soon

oh my fucking god

 

[KorokiKokoro]

I didn't PRAISE it as a classic, it IS considered a classic.
Have you READ the books considered a classic? They're awful.

Lily, you said this verbatim:

"Flowers in the Attic is a classic."

You didn't say "Flowers in the Attic is CONSIDERED a classic" you outright said it is a classic which directly implies it is YOUR OWN opinion of the film, not the general public's opinion.

And in case you've forgotten what the definition of a classic is Lily, here's a refresher:

 

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Its a textbook example of using someone for your own benefit but as always lily doesnt see it that way and if you call it that she will bitch and moan about how you hate her for being trans

unpopular opinion but mikhaila was also using lily to get popular and boost her youtuber career. lily just cut her off before mikhaila could

those two really deserve each other, dont they?

But I'm curious about something, is Niva supposed to be Courtney?

yes. read this:

this is obviouly a fantasy of her being a badass older sister that is accustomed to getting the shit beat out of her, and she gets to break out the little sister that hurts her but doesnt really mean it and actually loves her

there is no doubt in my fucking mind that before all this fiasco she fantasized about finding courtney in her dump, taking her away from her shitty boyfriend and rebuilding a relationship with her

remember, she allegedly already goes to therapy and is already a healthy person. now she only needs to "help" her little sister

Alright, so, I'm a black woman so I can certainly vouch for myself and many circles I'm in that Garnet has gotten damn near universal praise.

hell yeah

 

[Campbell-Duo]

not gonna lie, my first association was the queer from stonetoss

Is the third panel not included or did he actually accidentally make a pro lgbt comic?

 

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Is the third panel not included or did he actually accidentally make a pro lgbt comic?

Spoiler: stonetoss

thats actually the whole thing

i have no fucking idea what the joke is supposed to be, or if theres actually one. i can only assume that he thinks lgbt dying is funny and were supposed to laugh at the fact that the character is paying respects to someone they loved very much

but yeah, i did reassignify this comic strip for being heartwarming. you know, be happy that things are better now but dont forget those we lost along the way

i brought this up because i just think its funny when leftist minorities make stereotypical representations that could conceivably be right wing, like that primos cartoon

 

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And i thought a entire idea about a Earth-born Avatar some ago.
Damn, this is insanity.

 

[starborn427614]

And i thought a entire idea about a Earth-born Avatar some ago.
Damn, this is insanity.

We are getting that series next year, so I imagine Lily's take will age like milk.

 

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"You just refuse to accept the concept that a show can be good and someone still doesn't want to watch it."

So I popped a blood vessel and am currently sending Lily the medical bills because oh my god. I'm actually losing it. This is seriously what finally makes my sanity snap like a twig, it's someone's horrible takes concerning my favorite anime. This is the worst day of my life.

Lily. I know you're reading this. Lily. Honey. Sweetie. Delete your fucking account. Your entire purity crusade has constantly slandered shows, shows made by queer people, shows made by people of color, because they were not progressive enough. For fucks' sake, you slandered a queer writer because her show that was created before gay marriage was even federally legalized in the United States wasn't doing a better job fighting against homophobic countries and TV executives. Just say wife, Becky, it's so easy! Never mind you nearly got canceled every other second and then did get canceled!

Literally anyone can accept a show can be good but still not be the thing you want to watch except YOU, you fucking pathetic shrimp. You rage against fantasy-adventure, against shows with a plot, just to bolster your opinion that Pocoyo is better than Attack on Titan. Nobody who isn't insecure pulls this shit, Lily, not even most weebs. We get it, your tastes are objectively better and you're a paragon of morality. If that's the hill you wanna die on, at least be consistent with it, because putting Madoka as triggering when Family Guy has far more instances of gratuitous violence against children only for the sake of a joke is just stupid. Are you saying Family Guy is better than Madoka Magica? Are you saying the scenes of Peter literally beating Meg with a bat is less triggering than a girl who blows up in an explosion with no gore?

This is why I'm upset, Lily. It's not even that you said something stupid about Madoka Magica, there's stupid takes about it every which way and if I got mad at every person who made a really stupid take about every show I liked I'd be just like you.

The real reason I'm upset is your stupidity runs so deep; every time I think we hit rock bottom it caves in and we're baking near the earth's core with a rusted shovel in our hands. You are so fucking stupid and it brings tears to my eyes that someone with this much brain damage is capable of wiping their own ass. How do you even know how to operate a microwave? Do you seriously hate people who like anime that much you make an informed opinion on a critically praised show and then whine about your PTSD when you get rightfully called out on your hypocrisy? Goddamn.

Lily, you said this verbatim:

"Flowers in the Attic is a classic."

You didn't say "Flowers in the Attic is CONSIDERED a classic" you outright said it is a classic which directly implies it is YOUR OWN opinion of the film, not the general public's opinion.

And in case you've forgotten what the definition of a classic is Lily, here's a refresher:
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Has it not been literally confirmed Lily's only read high school-required books and has never branched out further than that since then? Because despite my insistence that school does take out the fun of reading, I do find it a bit telling when someone admits a bit too proudly that they haven't read a book since middle or high school. It says a lot about a person, and Lily's illiteracy and lack of reading comprehension really does show. All the fucking time.

I did notice something, in that the only justification for reviewing Andy and Leyley was the viewership it garnered. For someone who claims to have been raped by her sister, it's a little bizarre to then discuss the incest of a horror game. This is nothing new since Lily hasn't shut up about incest for several months now since Courtney began accusing her, but this makes me wonder if the real reason she won't touch Madoka is because it's not popular enough right now. Which is stupid because it gained a huge resurgence after the latest movie was announced. When it comes out, I'm keeping a very close eye on Lily's channel. My biggest hope is the themes are too complex and the first opening scene bores her.

If Lily covers the show finally and I stop posting here, assume I died of an aneurysm.

 

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unpopular opinion but mikhaila was also using lily to get popular and boost her youtuber career. lily just cut her off before mikhaila could

those two really deserve each other, dont they?

Yeah, like I don't wanna be too harsh because Lily is clearly a serial manipulator, and navigating that shit is complicated buuuuut.

If you meet someone and find out they're married to a member of the KKK, no matter how nice they seem or or innocent they act, it still reflects on them and speaks volumes about what beliefs they're okay with.

That's more clear cut than what Lily has going on but it's the same principle imo. This has no evidence, it's just my BS vibes based analysis, but I'm not convinced Mikaila is just accepting the lies. I find that believable for prior relationships, but something seems off about Mikaila to me, the way she's just the most perfect mouthpiece and defender. I think it's pretty likely that she and Lily are on the same page about at least some of the truth, and she's purposefully acting as cleanup crew.

That's just my conspiracy theory tho.

So I popped a blood vessel and am currently sending Lily the medical bills because oh my god. I'm actually losing it. This is seriously what finally makes my sanity snap like a twig, it's someone's horrible takes concerning my favorite anime. This is the worst day of my life.

I have nothing really to add here, I just wanna compliment for the way you put my own vessel bursting anger into words, you have a knack for digging into precisely what pisses me off and articulating why lol

 

[Duine In Cudromach]

Is the third panel not included or did he actually accidentally make a pro lgbt comic?

Pretty sure this is sincere. If you actually read Stonetoss' comics (and not just the ones that were turned into memes) you'll see he makes fun of both sides and isn't the deranged alt-right bigot he's been accused of being.

You can make fun of dangerhairs without hating the gays.

Lily, you said this verbatim:

"Flowers in the Attic is a classic."

You didn't say "Flowers in the Attic is CONSIDERED a classic" you outright said it is a classic which directly implies it is YOUR OWN opinion of the film, not the general public's opinion.

And in case you've forgotten what the definition of a classic is Lily, here's a refresher:
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It was also on her Top 20 Favorite Books before she redacted it from the list. Of course, even without accounting for the redacting, her Tumblr got nuked so you can't prove aaaaaanything.

Avatar Niva - Journey

*cracks knuckles*

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Niva stumbled out of Master Fala’s compound, unbalanced and upset. It had been another disaster of a lesson. Another day spent trying to make earth move on her own while being sneered at by Fala’s other students until everything exploded. This time she’d cracked some poor kid’s sternum and the question of if he’d recover without lasting damage hung over her like the shadow of a mountain.

Right out the gate we're going to have a problem.

Niva is so anxious that she is prone to wild bouts of power incontinence. For some reason she insists that she's a really bad Earthbender, but her bending is powerful and precise enough that when she's 'scared' (although it seems more like when she's angry) he is capable of greivously injuring people around her. This might be kind of an interesting conflict, and a much better reason for the White Lotus to insist that she be trained with them, but Lily just uses it to make Niva seem like a sympathetic underdog when it does anything but. I'll get into this more a little further through.

Immediately, however, there is a problem. Lily describes the other students as 'sneering' at her, but she is apparently prone to almost constantly injuring others very, very badly. This isn't the kind of person you openly bully; it's the kind of person everybody should be walking on eggshells around, treating with kid gloves lest she explode and hurt them in turn. Certainly they would talk about her behind her back, but no way would they make fun of her to her face when she regularly shatters bones.

So, she took a breath, did her damndest to hold her chin up, and walked the rest of the way home. Maybe she sulked the rest of the way instead, but whatever.

This feels like it could have been some fun wordplay ('walked' and 'sulked' being only two letters different) but Lily couldn't figure out how to pull it off. Her 'but whatever' as part of the narrative prose just kills me. It would work (if still be a bit obnoxious) if Lily actually stuck to third person limited and the prose were meant to be in Navi's voice (I'm being generous and assuming Navi has a unique voice), but she jumps around to viewpoints constantly so I really can't grant her that. 'But whatever' is not appropriate for what should be a relatively neutral narrator.

It was as if time froze around Niva.
Avatar? No, that was impossible. There was no way she was the Avatar. She could barely earthbend, she couldn’t be the Avatar. All that responsibility. All those people looking up to her. She wanted to burrow into the dirt and never come out

This is her entire reaction to hearing she's the Avatar. No real sense of disbelief, she just immediately jumps to how she doesn't want the responsibility. I really don't mind this as a starting point for a reluctant hero, but it strikes me that Niva barely even processes this information outside of 'that sounds hard, I don't wanna'.

Which is what she'll repeat multiple times through the rest of this vignette. 'That sounds hard, I don't wanna.'

Lavi shook her head. “You don’t know Niva. And forcing your protocol on her without really knowing her is only going to make things harder for everyone.["]

"You forcing your protocol on her" could we get a little more stilted, please? Lavi almost sounds like a human being.

“Your… devotion to your sister is commendable,” the robed man said thinly. “But the Avatar’s duty is to the world. No one person can claim ownership of them.”
“It’s not ownership! Niva needs someone in her corner who understands her!” Lavi said firmly.
“And you believe that person is you?” the robed man asked.
“Of course it’s me! I’ve been looking out for her since she was born!” Lavi said. “Ask her when she gets home who she’d want coming with her, and she’ll tell you she wants me!”

Unfortunate phrasing there.

But I want to reiterate that I don't understand why the White Lotus insists on this isolation, and it won't be explained at any point in this vignette. Her parents make a point about her dependency, but why would the White Lotus say anything? They don't know anything about Niva. They don't have a reason to demand her isolation. We know why it would be a bad thing (her raging co-dependency issues) but the White Lotus shouldn't really have a problem. At least not until they see how needy and worthless Niva is without Lavi, anyway.

“But… I’m the Avatar,” Niva said quietly, her lip quivering. “And… and you’re getting ready to join the army soon.”

This drives me up a wall. This point is going to be reiterated several times but Lily apparently doesn't realize that Lavi joining the army means she... would have left Niva? For years? She even later admits that Lavi wanted to join the army specifically to see the world, which means traveling while Niva was presumably going to stay int he village. In other words, Lavi was perfectly fine with leaving her.

Why is there so much contention about them being separated when Lavi was going to separate them herself? Why is there such a difference from ''Lavi was going to join the army and leave Niva' and 'Niva goes to train with the White Lotus without Lavi'? The issue that Niva apparently has is being separated from Lavi, so why was she okay with her going into the army but it's not okay for Niva to leave without her?

This probably goes back to how Lavi has no commitments to Niva. Lavi gets to wander around, flirt with women all day, have her own friends, do whatever, while Niva has a nervous breakdown if they're separated for too long. One of the sisters is allowed independence. The other is incapable of it.

“If I have to, I’ll back out of the Army and go with you,” Lavi said, cupping Niva’s face. “You’re more important. You always have been.”
A painful sob escaped Niva as she clung to Lavi. “But I don’t want to go anywhere!”

Why not? She hates everybody in the village and they all seem to hate her.

“I know you don’t,” Lavi said softly. She hated it when her sister was so upset. And she resented the White Lotus for being the cause of it. Since Niva was born, Lavi had always been looking out for her. Even when she was a toddler whose only concern was ‘more juice.’ When she cried, Lavi would beat her mother to the crib. When Niva had gotten older and proved to be timid, skittish, and wracked with anxiety, Lavi had always been there to catch her when she fell.

And why is Niva 'wracked with anxiety? Her life up to this point has been unremarkable, other than her propensity for brutalizing her sister. I understand being anxious about that, but Niva never even attempts to curtail her powers. She briefly feels bad about hurting somebody in the class (again, for the umpteenth time, apparently) but doesn't feel bad enough to actually try not to hurt people.

I personally don't mind characters that have powers they have difficulty controlling. It's an obstacle to overcome, it's an anxiety that they have to deal with, they can wind up truly wracked with guilt, afraid to act-- not because they simply refuse to or are just plain afraid, but because they care for those around them and don't want to hurt them. They have to overcome their fear, or else dedicate themselves to personal betterment. There's a story behind this.

Lily just uses it for... well, we'll get to that soon.

An optimally trained avatar is necessary for the world.

This is the reason the White Lotus give for their proposed training and isolation, which is... weak.

I'd love to know how they learned about Niva, since nobody in the village seemed to be aware of it. The Air Nomads had a test for their children, and Korra was bending three of the elements by the time she was five and making a big fuss about it. The Earth Kingdom is far too large to possibly test every child to see if they're the Avatar, and Niva too unassuming to catch their attention.

Unless they heard about somebody injuring students at the rate that Niva was and went to investigate.

The White Lotus should be using Niva's inability to control her powers as a reason for training her, and training her immediately. Especially after:

“I said no!” Niva yelled, stomping a foot to the ground. In tandem with her strike, stone and dust burst from beneath the floorboards, striking everyone. The White Lotus, her parents and Lavi were all knocked back. The White Lotus were hurled straight into the far wall before hitting the floor with a crumple. Her parents were knocked off their feet and onto the couch. Lavi was struck with the same force, but because Niva still had a death-grip on her arm she wasn’t hurled far until there was a nausea-inducing ‘snap’ as her humerus broke like a twig.
Niva was shaking as she looked around at the destruction she’d caused, and then her eyes fell on Lavi. Seeing the awkward way her arm was bent made her gasp and she stumbled back before turning and sprinting out the door.
“Ngh! N-Niva!” Lavi called out, scrambling to rise to her feet until a sharp bolt of pain sent her entire world spinning. “Ohh, that’s not good,” she gurgled out, her lunch threatening to come back up as she fell to her knees. With a clenched jaw and a snarl of effort, she worked to push past it. ‘Suck it up. Niva needs you!’
The White Lotus were getting to their feet, along with her parents. Lavi’s mother got up and rushed to her daughter’s side. “What happened?!”
“Niva broke my arm,” Lavi grimaced.
Ma cringed as she rolled up Lavi’s sleeve. “Oh no, there’s bone…”

Yeah so Niva just nearly kills everybody in the room and then runs away. She even leaves Lavi with a compound fracture. I don't think the logistics of this actually make sense (her grip would have to be impossibly powerful to hold her in place against the force of the stones she's bending) but this is what Lily decided the result was. THIS should be the moment where the White Lotus really impress how dangerous and unstable Niva is without training and how she must be taught how to control her abilities-- for her own sake, and for those she loves.

Instead:

Her mother deflated. She wasn't wrong, but she could tell that being the Avatar had nothing to do with it. Niva had a tight grip on Lavi’s heart from the moment she was born. Even when they were little Lavi would drop everything if Niva cried, and the two never fought and bickered like she was always told siblings would. Niva had broken nearly every bone in Lavi’s body with her outbursts, and Lavi never once held it against her. Lavi would lie down on a sword for her sister without hesitation.

Niva has broken almost every bone in Lavi's body. I said this the last time it came up, but that doesn't magically leave Lavi with a high pain tolerance (as Lily claims a little bit earlier). That should leave Lavi permanently disabled.

Even discounting that, THIS is the purpose of Niva's outbursts; this is Lily communicating unconditional love.

Niva can brutalize Lavi all day every day and Lavi will never get upset, never snap at her, always be understanding. Niva can hurt Lavi however she likes, constantly, and Lavi will always just smile and tell her it's okay. Because they have unconditional love, you see. That's the ideal relationship-- one party can do ANYTHING to the other, no matter how grievous, but will always be loved and forgiven. The other person will never get mad at them. And because they never get mad, the first party -- the one who injures, who abuses -- never has to work to better themselves. This kind of love is a one-way street. Lavi will always love Niva no matter what, and Niva's love for Lavi is so shallow and surface level that she sees no need to change herself for Lavi's sake.

This is pretty consistent with the way Lily seems to prefer her relationships. Oh, Lizzy was going through some rough shit and wanted some time alone? Uh, that's no excuse not to PAY ATTENTION TO LILY. LILY has problems, too, you HAVE to drop everything YOU'RE going through to be there for HER or else you DON'T. ACTUALLY. LOVE. HER.

There is no give and take, there is no being better for each other. Just 'unconditional devotion'.

Niva shakily got to her feet and rushed into her sister’s outstretched arms, squeezing her tightly as she tried to hide in her chest. “Don’t let them take me away…”
“I’m not going to,” Lavi said softly, rubbing small circles over Niva’s back.

Ick.

This kind of weird focus on how they're touching each other comes up a few more times and it's skeevy each time. This is not how you describe siblings 'being affectionate' with each other. There's such a huge difference between "She drew her in close for a hug and held her until she stopped trembling" and "She rubbed small circles over Niva's back".

I know we all know she's into incest and not even trying to hide it anymore, but this shit is why even normies following Lily are raising eyebrows. Bad touch.

The rest of the story

I'll be honest, I had to force myself to finish this one. It feels longer than most of her vignettes and she just repeats the same points, like, three to five times each. 'Niva doesn't want to leave!' "Lavi will give up her dreams of joining the army for her!' 'They're going to travel like a real Avatar should!' Yeah, we get it. Look, I know that you might get caught in loops of thought if you're working on something over the course of a few days -- you forget what you already said, it happens -- but this is absurd. How does her audience slog through this? Do they even bother or do they just reblog and reply with their generic 'UwU luv dem!' bullshit without even bothering to read?

tl;dr Lily still can't write and Niva is terrible.

 

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Earth​

My Sister's Keeper - Premiere. Lavi, a young woman living in a small Earth Kingdom village, is preparing to leave home to join the Earth Kingdom Army when she receives the shock of her life: Her little sister, Niva, is the Avatar. The problem is that Niva is a skittish and nervous wreck who can barely function without Lavi nearby. When the White Lotus comes to collect Niva, she freaks out and flees. Lavi makes the decision to take Niva on her journey herself, the two of them travelling the world to find people to teach her the four elements.
Onward - Niva and Lavi set out onto the road, travelling in the direction of Omashu. Niva quickly grows tired of walking, but Lavi encourages her to keep going until they make camp. While they walk, Lavi reveals she's taken Earthbending scrolls from Niva's tutor back home to try and help her with her Earthbending, but Niva is too skittish and easily shaken to master the craft.
Deserted Bonds - Entering Si Wong Desert, Niva sees an opportunity to really put her sandbending to the test when they borrow a sand sailer from one of the tribes. As they travel through the desert, they encounter a group of travellers claiming to be lost and asking for aid. However, these travellers turn out to be part of the remnant of the Red Lotus, and once they're in a safe position, they ambush the sisters.
Little Women - Niva and Lavi dioscover and orphanage in Gaoling that is falling into disrepari
My Knight, My Sister - Earth Finale Arc. Niva rushes to rescue Lavi from a Red Lotus compound.

Fire​

Fire Ferrets - Niva and Lavi arrive in the Fire Nation. Niva starts trying out new food, while Lavi immediately starts chatting up women.
The Cement Garden - Niva discovers a patch of Fire Nation land still teeming with abandoned, war-era factories.
Fire Warrior - Niva meets an old woman living in seclusion away from the Fire Nation capital. She is extremely old, and aloof and refuses to so much as identify herself. However, after plenty of cajoling, she agrees to teach Niva firebending. Lavi takes the lessons as well, despite not being a firebender, to make Niva feel more comfortable.
Flawed - Lavi, after burying her insecurities about Niva coming out of her shadow and no longer needing her protection, is forced to finally confront the dread that she might not be needed.
Of Sloth-Mice and Women - The White Lotus has finally caught up to the sisters, and Niva goes into an Avatar State in panic.
The Last Agni Kai, Prodigal Flame, Lady Moon, Little Moon, Little Sun Pt 1 & 2 - Season 2 finale arc where Niva has to contend with wildfires that are amplified by Sozin's Comet.

Air​

Princess of Power - Niva meets Ikki, the granddaughter of Avatar Aang, who agrees to teach her airbending.
Home Away From Home - Niva and Lavi get suited to living in the Air Temple
His Master's Voice - Niva communes with Vaatu
The Hurricane Sisters - Air Finale Arc. Niva battles Hurricane Yangchen, and Lavi is forced to wait inside the Air Temple as her sister is battered by the winds and rain.
Petals on the Wind - After the Hurricane, Niva recovers in the Air Temple.

Water​

The Book of Hana - Niva meets a young girl playing with the penguins who seems to be an extremely proficient waterbender. After playing with her for a bit, Niva starts replicating her strange style of waterbending and finds it clicks with her. She asks the girl to teach her waterbending, and the girl is ecstatic about getting to teach an adult something.
Bag Matches the Belt - Lavi meets a young woman in Wolf Cove named Kanna, and the two hit things off.
Thicker Than Water - Niva learns Bloodbending
Frozen Heart - Water Finale Arc. Niva finally meets Kanna, and Kanna instantly expresses dislike of her, much to Niva's confusion.
The Painful - Niva and Kanna continue to clash, while Kanna continues to coerce and cajole Lavi into putting increasing distance between her and Niva.
The Joyful - Niva discovers from Kanna's past partners that she has a history of possessive behavior and learns that Kanna sees Niva as a threat. Niva is hesitant to bring this up with Lavi.
Corpse Party - Niva confronts Kanna about her jealousy and what she believes to be abuse. Kanna reacts violently and attacks Niva, completely ignorant to the fact that she's just attacked the Avatar. Niva eventually defeats her with a combination of lightning and bloodbending.
Avatar x Family - Niva comforts Lavi as she recovers from the fight with Kanna, as well as comes to grips with the fact that she had let Kanna abuse her for so long. Niva and Lavi also discuss Lavi's flightly attitude toward women, getting into intense long term relationships before skipping town with Niva when they won't drop everything to travel with her.
The First Time In Forever - Niva Completes her Waterbending test and becomes a fully realized Avatar.
The Final Finale, Finally - Series Finale. Niva and Lavi return home after a very long adventure. However, after a few months Niva wants to travel again so she can actually be the Avatar, feeling more confident about being able to live up to the role. However, she is anxious about asking Lavi to join her, as Lavi has already spent ten years of her life looking after Niva. Initially planning to leave without telling her, she's caught by Lavi and told in no uncertain terms that Lavi wants to travel with her. She wants to see Niva go on to do great things, and wants Niva to know at every step how proud of her she is. Lavi assures Niva she's in this for life, and she's not going to miss seeing her baby sister in action. Overjoyed, Niva and Lavi say goodbye to their parents and hit the road again, headed for the one place they avoided like the plague: The United Republic.

Fellas, is it pedophilia to not want to talk to idiot kids?

Anonymous asked:
Re: Why? Because you didn’t say that stuff either… If I think something is bad or triggering, I don’t read it and then go “Yup this thing was so bad and triggering.” Warnings exist for that reason. Utena example since it’s a focus on your blog right now, but you said the writer was getting off while creating it, implied that it tortured a brown girl for that purpose. However, Utena is less graphic compared to the stories you’ve mentioned reading. So I ask again, why can you handle it in another context but not here? Or in whatever cartoon of the week there is. That’s what I’m not understanding, nor does your chart illustrate. If you just said “Utena/Madoka/Other cartoon, yeah sorry, I can’t handle that,” and stopped, you would not have Twitter mad at you, that’s for sure.
And I’m sorry. I don’t believe you’re actually getting triggered about Coffin. It’s an emote in your chat rn, like. Would an arachnophobe have a spider emote to spam and stare at? I’d assume not. If you can handle Coffin, and these books, to the point you answer anons with paragraphs of analysis on them, you really can’t use the “It’s triggering” defense. Just go back to saying “Sorry, I don’t take any recommendations ever,” and leave it at that. At least that’s a consistent place to stand.

but you said the writer was getting off while creating it

No, you made that up.

So I ask again, why can you handle it in another context but not here?

Because there isn't a reason for me to. I don't NEED to handle Utena. I'm not making a video on it. It'd actually be safer for me not to. And I dropped Moon Girl for the same reason. Once they started tormenting Lunella, I was out.

If you just said “Utena/Madoka/Other cartoon, yeah sorry, I can’t handle that,” and stopped, you would not have Twitter mad at you, that’s for sure.

I did say that. They're still mad. Twitter isn't rational, don't pretend it is.

I don’t believe you’re actually getting triggered about Coffin.

Oh, the "nah nah!" response. Real intelligent discussion here.

It’s an emote in your chat rn, like.

The artstyle and the characters don't trigger me. It's the story about a guy being tormented and socially isolated by his possessive and creepy younger sister. Something I actually went through in real life for a year.
You're not smart, anon. Stop pretending you are.

Would an arachnophobe have a spider emote to spam and stare at?

Funny you should say that because I'm an arachnophobe and... (ARACHNOPHOBIA WARNING)

https://clips.twitch.tv/DignifiedNimbleNeanderthalCoolStoryBob-EzjBXwfDi-tf6xxD

If you can handle Coffin, and these books, to the point you answer anons with paragraphs of analysis on them, you really can’t use the “It’s triggering” defense.

Congratulations: You don't know how triggers work.
All of this crap is "You won't watch my show, so I think you're lying."
You really have to learn to let some shit go and stop focusing on a person. Go away. Go do something that makes you happy. Stop remaining here making yourself upset.
I'm not answering any more asks about this. Respect my boundaries.

 

[masterpiece]

cant quote ÁchtunaRoll. oh well

here's the source of lily saying that the creators of utena were getting off on portraying abuse: https://youtu.be/RFfa1MXD6Ds?t=363

 

[Lurk Jurk]

cant quote ÁchtunaRoll. oh well

here's the source of lily saying that the creators of utena were getting off on portraying abuse: https://youtu.be/RFfa1MXD6Ds?t=363

Wow. That video is suddenly private. Hi, Jerry. Enjoying the thread?

Anyway here's a copy on the Wayback Machine: https://web.archive.org/web/20230314163717/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFfa1MXD6Ds

 

[starborn427614]

@ceramicfigurines
I respect your passion dude, but be careful about a-logging. Lily is not worth shaving seconds off your life due to anger.

Wow. That video is suddenly private. Hi, Jerry. Enjoying the thread?

Anyway here's a copy on the Wayback Machine: https://web.archive.org/web/20230314163717/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFfa1MXD6Ds

They never learn!

 

[Incel Death Note]

I think Jerry is only interested in stories which he can self-insert or if they gratify a sexual fetish. I don't think he's self-aware enough to recognize this, so when a show bores him he assumes it's because the writing isn't up to his expert standard and not just that it doesn't work as a sounding board for his self-indulgent daydreaming.
I also think it's obvious he spins his transparent fetishes into everything he writes and he unconsciously projects this onto other creators, so when he sees a show like Madoka he assumes the writers have a fetish for mutilated highschool girls, because in his mind why else would they write it?

 

[Gachimuchi]

guys sorry i can't be silent about it!!

Spoiler: sperging begins

Earth​

My Sister's Keeper

probably the only description that is a description of a story. but i agree with people above, why would white lotus separate sisters? why would they take her by force and not just help her travel? Why make them into villains when they're just a bunch of dudes that try to preserve avatar from people like Zaheer?

Deserted Bonds - Entering Si Wong Desert, Niva sees an opportunity to really put her sandbending to the test when they borrow a sand sailer from one of the tribes. As they travel through the desert, they encounter a group of travellers claiming to be lost and asking for aid. However, these travellers turn out to be part of the remnant of the Red Lotus, and once they're in a safe position, they ambush the sisters.

oh yeah. you know, it just so happens that you, the avatar, randomly spot members of a hundred years old order that hunts you, purely by accident IN THE MIDDLE OF A DESERT! Yeah!
wait, since when does she even knows sandbending exactly? she was afraid to practice by scrolls, even toph needed about a season to more or less use it.

Little Women, Fire Ferrets, The Cement Garden, Home Away From Home, Petals on the Wind, Bag Matches the Belt, The Joyful and more

I'm putting them all together cuz there's literally nothing in here? a standard episode lasts 20 minutes, you've described one 5 minute scene (at best), like what's the lesson of the episode? what's the theme, jerry? why do viewers have to waste time on filler when it doesn't even do basic character development for protagonists?

My Knight, My Sister - Earth Finale Arc. Niva rushes to rescue Lavi from a Red Lotus compound.

why would they attack the non-bender sibling? they're clearly after the avatar, just take her and run! maybe they didn't know who is who? understandable. or tried to use Lavi as a bait? why are you writing descriptions without actual descriptions?

Fire​

Fire Warrior - Niva meets an old woman living in seclusion away from the Fire Nation capital. She is extremely old, and aloof and refuses to so much as identify herself. However, after plenty of cajoling, she agrees to teach Niva firebending. Lavi takes the lessons as well, despite not being a firebender, to make Niva feel more comfortable.

ok, i'll be honest i like the idea of an old firebender woman with a bunch of cats and swagger. but what about her? why exactly does she agree to teach her? who is she? why does she live in seclusion? does she has cats? how many? what are their names? fuck the sisters i wanna know about old woman and cats!
also i still do not understand why a 16-20 year old needs her older sister to attend her bending lessons like she's 5

Of Sloth-Mice and Women - The White Lotus has finally caught up to the sisters, and Niva goes into an Avatar State in panic.

AND..?? what then?? what's the resolution of the damn thing? does she calm down and talks things through with white lotus and they allow them to leave? they refuse and she runs away again?? does she kill them like an egdelord she is?? jerry can you finish your thought at least??

The Last Agni Kai, Prodigal Flame, Lady Moon, Little Moon, Little Sun Pt 1 & 2 - Season 2 finale arc where Niva has to contend with wildfires that are amplified by Sozin's Comet.

And not only we learn nothing about what firebending teaches her, there's like 6 different episodes with one line of text as a description. wtf is this lmao?

Air​

Princess of Power - Niva meets Ikki, the granddaughter of Avatar Aang, who agrees to teach her airbending.

i think he meant "great granddaughter", Aang only had 4 grandkids? again, very conveniently you've found a descendant of one of the greatest avatar, who conveniently didn't rat you out to white lotus because of reasons. also unneeded she-ra reference

His Master's Voice - Niva communes with Vaatu

i thought jerry hated this part of lok? why not ignore it entirely? it doesn't influence anything in the story after all.

The Hurricane Sisters - Air Finale Arc. Niva battles Hurricane Yangchen, and Lavi is forced to wait inside the Air Temple as her sister is battered by the winds and rain.

Hurricane "Yangchen" lmao. sorry, it's just kinda hilarious to think that people in avatar world would call hurricanes after women just like us. especially after one of the most non-violent and diplomatic woman in history.

Water​

The Book of Hana - Niva meets a young girl playing with the penguins who seems to be an extremely proficient waterbender. After playing with her for a bit, Niva starts replicating her strange style of waterbending and finds it clicks with her. She asks the girl to teach her waterbending, and the girl is ecstatic about getting to teach an adult something.

on the one hand, not the worst idea, on the other that's just toph with waterbending.

Thicker Than Water - Niva learns Bloodbending

y'know just casually learns bloodbending. one of the most difficult and lethal styles to preform. who knows from where and who and why, she just does. for lulz.

Frozen Heart - Water Finale Arc. Niva finally meets Kanna, and Kanna instantly expresses dislike of her, much to Niva's confusion.
The Painful - Niva and Kanna continue to clash, while Kanna continues to coerce and cajole Lavi into putting increasing distance between her and Niva.

i like to think about Kanna like she's the only normal person in the entire thing lmao. the only one who saw her girlfriend/fiancée taking "naps" and holding hands with her grown-ass sibling and immediately went "what the fuck is wrong with you?? stay away from my partner you creep" and pressed Lavi to finally put some boundaries between her and Niva because being so dependent (and borderline incestious) on someone when you're in your twenties is not normal.
but yeah let's get her several bitter exes and paint her as a villain and call it a day
why is niva confused that someone doesn't like her btw? jerry just wrote she doesn't like most people and most people do not like her. and niva was ok with it! or is it different because your sister's gf/spouse is obligated to join your definitely not incestious threesome like iris and kiera otherwise she's pure evil?
also the fact that Kanna is from water tribe (and by extension is brown) does not help the case. if anyone else wrote her, Jerry would've been screaming on top of his lungs about how it's racist, cuz the only character with melanin is raging manipulative abuser lol

The Joyful - Niva discovers from Kanna's past partners that she has a history of possessive behavior and learns that Kanna sees Niva as a threat. Niva is hesitant to bring this up with Lavi.

..........hmmmm being overly controlling towards your partner, having plenty of bitter exes, having some connection to native people, seeing incest when there is none....

nah i'm just paranoid : )

Corpse Party - Niva confronts Kanna about her jealousy and what she believes to be abuse. Kanna reacts violently and attacks Niva, completely ignorant to the fact that she's just attacked the Avatar. Niva eventually defeats her with a combination of lightning and bloodbending.

"defeats her with a combination of lightning and bloodbending" genuinely sounds so fucking edgy. my OC won't have just one superpower, she'll have ALL OF THEM and omg she is so cool you guys!
also props to Kanna tho, she made the avatar sweat. to the point that Niva needed to resort to bloodbending and lightning to take her down... now that's what i call skill! the dedication!

Avatar x Family - Niva comforts Lavi as she recovers from the fight with Kanna, as well as comes to grips with the fact that she had let Kanna abuse her for so long. Niva and Lavi also discuss Lavi's flightly attitude toward women, getting into intense long term relationships before skipping town with Niva when they won't drop everything to travel with her.

lmao imagine your sister getting into battle with your "abuser", ended up injured, but you're the one who needs comfort.
"flightly attitude" and "intense long term relationships" sounds weird to me. they traveled for 10 years to learn 4 elements. even if they moved with some of their teachers they still lived in about the same place for a couple of months at least. and when studying water they lived on south pole for a year. why is it bad for Lavi to start a long term relationship? what if her partner would want to travel with them? rey and aliana needed like less than a year to get married (aliana spend 1 month in coma), but here it's too "intense"? does niva just have a weird case of jealousy because she says "long term relationships", so it would've been ok to have some casual hookups with strangers but not be actually devoted? are we doing incest again jer?
also unneeded spy x family reference

The First Time In Forever - Niva Completes her Waterbending test and becomes a fully realized Avatar.

what "test", who tests her.... we'll never know : )

The Final Finale, Finally

so pretty much nothing has changed, huh? i mean what was her character arc if she still can't normally travel on her own, and is anxious to even discuss this with her sister
wouldn't it be better for Niva to understand that she relied to much on her sister, took away plenty of opportunities for Lavi to find a romantic partner and settle down because they have to move from place to place . Just let her say "yeah thanks for your help but now i have to do it on my own"? that doesn't even meant that have to be separate forever, just show that niva can handle herself alone. shit they live in post LoK world, they have phones!

also this part made me lose my shit:

Overjoyed, Niva and Lavi say goodbye to their parents and hit the road again, headed for the one place they avoided like the plague: The United Republic.

imagine that your teenage kids run away to travel the world together, you haven't seen them for literally a decade, didn't know that they're even alive cuz they are hunted, but now they are finally home, together alive and well!.......... and a week after they wanna leave again LMAO
and a month after you turn on your TV and some channel broadcasts them in a... compromising positions and says they're fucking
i'd harakiri myself that exact evening

jeez that could've been a very nice bitter-sweet ending but nah, they gotta go to republic city and make some incestious gestures and then condemn ever helping it's citizens just for this reason alone

jerry what the fuck is going on in your head??

shit now i wanna know how Kanna and old firebender woman looks, they're my favorite characters lol

 

[GamerGrillOfficial]

I bet Lily really thinks she's flexing her creative muscles when she makes every single "episode" title a reference to something else lmao. Not even gonna do a pun or try to make it clever, we're just gonna reference She-Ra and Frozen (multiple times) and Corpse Party (why would she even like this)