Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[RotPockets]

Not weird and FUNNY, at all kiwibros...

But was it HILARIOUS and That Would be Cool?

 

[Strix454]

There's any number of traffic, speeding and other assorted moving violations cases that he keeps blowing off.

He may already be in danger of some sort of drivers license suspension. If you get enough petty misdemeanor convictions in the right time window in minnesota, they can do a suspension. The only tricky thing is exactly which petty misdemeanors Nick has count against these totals.

The numbers from this minnesota legal site are

1. 30 days if you have 4 convictions within a 12-month period;
2. 30 days if you have 5 convictions within a 24-month period;
3. 90 days if you have 5 convictions within a 12-month period;
4. 90 days if you have 6 convictions within a 24-month period;
5. 180 days if you have 7 convictions within a 24-month period; and
6. 1-year if you have 8 or more convictions within a 24-month period.

The way someone usually avoids these suspensions is getting court delays that keep the offenses from turning into convictions within the suspension time windows. However, being a genius, Nick deals with traffic offenses by simply ignoring them alltogether which means that they turn into automatic convictions immediately.

Nick was also driving without insurance in the spring. We don't know if he just forgot to renew it or he just doesn't have auto insurance anymore. The pattern of Nick's offenses also seemed to indicate he might be slipping into the sovereign citizen mentality as far as driving goes where he doesn't see himself needing license tabs, insurance or even perhaps a license.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

We need an AI picture of Rackets getting raped in the prison shower by a bunch of muscular humanoid Raccoon creatures with malicious grins on their faces. American History X style.

@Sharpeteer already has the assets for that one.

 

[polar bear]

I teleported forward after suffering through pages and pages of coon talk.

We need an AI picture of Rackets getting raped in the prison shower by a bunch of muscular humanoid Raccoon creatures with malicious grins on their faces. American History X style.

I really really REALLY don't need those pictures, please don't create this bby

 

[RotPockets]

He may already be in danger of some sort of drivers license suspension. If you get enough petty misdemeanor convictions in the right time window in minnesota, they can do a suspension. The only tricky thing is exactly which petty misdemeanors Nick has count against these totals.

The numbers from this minnesota legal site are

1. 30 days if you have 4 convictions within a 12-month period;
2. 30 days if you have 5 convictions within a 24-month period;
3. 90 days if you have 5 convictions within a 12-month period;
4. 90 days if you have 6 convictions within a 24-month period;
5. 180 days if you have 7 convictions within a 24-month period; and
6. 1-year if you have 8 or more convictions within a 24-month period.

The way someone usually avoids these suspensions is getting court delays that keep the offenses from turning into convictions within the suspension time windows. However, being a genius, Nick deals with traffic offenses by simply ignoring them alltogether which means that they turn into automatic convictions immediately.

Nick was also driving without insurance in the spring. We don't know if he just forgot to renew it or he just doesn't have auto insurance anymore. The pattern of Nick's offenses also seemed to indicate he might be slipping into the sovereign citizen mentality as far as driving goes where he doesn't see himself needing license tabs, insurance or even perhaps a license.

I knew a kid in MN that got 3 DUIs and they took his car. It was a brand new Lincoln Zephyr and he had to continue to make payments on it until it was paid off as they sold it off in an auction. MN is pretty ruthless with moving violations.

 

[Chibitzen]

If the wait for the bodycam footage is this insufferable, just imagine how this thread will look post-bodycam. Will that be the peak? Or can we look forward to a convicted felon arc? Cast your bets.

 

[AltisticRight]

Reviewtech still defending the vaxx after his daughter became blind after taking it.

Lol that's not even true, go read his thread.

Are you sure that's a bush turkey? It sounds like a grand upstanding Bantam Cock to me.

They're hyper-aggressive during mating season. They'll go after the much smaller defenceless chooks and other birds.

He may already be in danger of some sort of drivers license suspension. If you get enough petty misdemeanor convictions in the right time window in minnesota, they can do a suspension. The only tricky thing is exactly which petty misdemeanors Nick has count against these totals.

Why can't he just drive like a normal fucking person? Most people only occasionally get a parking ticket or caught downhill a little too fast by one of those piggy cameras. He doesn't even have a real job that requires driving.

 

[Lemondale]

What happened to drunk and coke streams? his content is boring now.

 

[Potato CPA]

I wonder when we will get thread 2 and have this one locked?

Would there be any utility in locking this thread after the bodycam release? Could silo off some of the more retarded theories here in this thread, and then the new ones informed by the bodycam footage could go in the new thread?

But also, I'm new enough that I don't understand the big damn deal about huge threads. Only bothers me when it gets way off-topic, but I'm guilty of that too re: the coffee talk like 10 pages back. The hell was that all about anyway??

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I'm surprised there's nothing new lately. I guess Nick really is fine never raising his kids again. Pathetic.

 

[Haru Okumura]

Ethan Ralph has just very strongly implied he will be having Nick Rekieta on for an interview on July 3rd.

 

[Greyrock]

https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1807946382633803905

Rekieta going live tonight.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Why can't he just drive like a normal fucking person?

Because he’s Nicholas Rekieta and the rules don’t apply to him. He’s special, you see.

His delusions of grandeur and exceptionalism are epic.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

If the wait for the bodycam footage is this insufferable, just imagine how this thread will look post-bodycam. Will that be the peak? Or can we look forward to a convicted felon arc? Cast your bets.

A part of me hopes he beats the charges so he can go back to cokestreaming. I don't want Nick to enjoy prison, I want him to dance like a drunken drugged out monkey we can fling peanuts at for $1.

https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1807946382633803905

Rekieta going live tonight.

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Back to Trump'n'gunz, no doubt with the occasional half hour rant about American Beauty or joke about what Stephen Hawking and some black cops ordered at Denny's.

 

[Retink Retunk]

His delusions of grandeur and exceptionalism are epic.

To be fair to him, no one is as gay as he is.

 

[Feyd-Robert Rekieta]

What happened to drunk and coke streams? his content is boring now.

Pre arrest Nick:

Barely coherent and he believed he was a stand up comedian in the making.
Slurred his words talking about legal issues sometimes but usually just rambled nonsensically.
His jokes weren't funny but the absolute disaster he was on stream made it entertaining.

Post arrest Nick:

Not drunk or high.
Is bitter and hateful.
Boring and not funny.
Has been revealed to be a swinger, drug abuser, and he neglects his children.


Who's even watching if he does stream?

 

[AnOminous]

But the bottom line is that intentionally causing extensive pain and suffering in service of one's own jollies does matter to any non-psychopath.

It's also an aggravating factor and makes it a capital crime subject to the death penalty where it exists or LWOP where it doesn't.

So right now Nick has 3 active cases? The criminal one, the CPS one, and the defamation? Or are there more I'm missing? He's going to have a busy summer.

He hasn't, so far as I know, gloated about Schneider's bar complaint against him being disposed of, so maybe that too.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Have we seriously had 6 pages of sperging about the killing of small animals? You motherfuckers need to touch grass

Rackets has been the king of nontent for the past month. He needs to go commit some more crimes and stream blasted to make some good content for us, his true fans.

MN is pretty ruthless with moving violations.

Rackets has a DMV record like Charles Manson and is still driving.

What happened to drunk and coke streams? his content is boring now.

Getting arrested was a real jump the shark moment. His show has sucked ever since.

I don't know of any prison shower rape movie scenes, but this old video immediately came to mind. LMFAO

This with a bunch of coons getting ready to take Racket's ass. Look at how muscular the "coons" are compared to "rackets."

Spoiler: NSFW

Just look how happy that one guy is.

Rekieta going live tonight.

Trump. One of his favorite topics.

A part of me hopes he beats the charges so he can go back to cokestreaming. I don't want Nick to enjoy prison, I want him to dance like a drunken drugged out monkey we can fling peanuts at for $1.

The best part is watching him waste away with his mental faculties deteriorating.

 

[AltisticRight]

https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1807946382633803905

Rekieta going live tonight.

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I hate that smug face suckling on that phallic object so much. It's almost as bad as Jack Scalfani's bitemoji shit. I want to see that thing getting clawed to shreds by a racoon.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Have we seriously had 6 pages of sperging about the killing of small animals? You motherfuckers need to touch grass

No, but the thread got locked and swept up for way less last night so idk

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