Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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Now that I think about it, we decided as a class to vote the Down Syndrome kid as homecoming king so maybe he actually did win. 🤔
Yeah, nobody ever took homecoming or prom king seriously in my school. It was a chance to give it to the fattest kid or the biggest dork. They were in on the joke too. Maddax acting like the homecoming king means something is the surest sign of a retard. Literal retards took it less seriously than Maddax.
 
He'd have to stand in a long, long line of kiddie diddlers lol. NAMBLA has existed since like the 80s, the UK had an unabashedly overt paedophile advocacy group in the 70s and 80s, everyone knows about the fucking French philosophers by now, but in case someone doesn't they had a lot of heavyweights sign a bunch of chomo petitions, etc.
thats still plenty of room for them to be pioneer diddlers. you only listed one american org which currently the more overt side of things. you still have room to be a rebellious edgy pedo advocate or a subversive in pop culture. its kinda already happening with "trans kids" characters or the general trend to sexualize kids in the media now. its not the absolute first wave but its that time when they can be some aspiring future pedo's niche counter culture figure you know? the tier when you can actually maybe expect a massive roi after being hated.

which isnt to say i think theyll succeed i actually doubt it since society at large seems to be fighting back against even gay acceptance now. but yeah thats my working assumption now that dax and vito are just outright trying to make pedophilia accepted
 
Yeah, nobody ever took homecoming or prom king seriously in my school. It was a chance to give it to the fattest kid or the biggest dork. They were in on the joke too. Maddax acting like the homecoming king means something is the surest sign of a retard. Literal retards took it less seriously than Maddax.
Anyone who was a teen in the 90s knew that every single classroom had some faggot who wouldn't stop doing Jim Carey and Simpson impressions in order to try and be funny. Now throw on top that Dax is a theatre kid (the worst type of attention whore) you'll get a good idea of what he was in highschool. Guarantee he interupted the class on multiple occasions to do the Ace Ventura speaking ass bit. The giving him homecoming king was definitely a joke at his expense (one he missed) or his school was fill to the brim with people as retarded, if not moreso, than Dax.

It also shows he was never funny in his own way. Every joke or bit he's ever done was stolen from someone else. The guys is a mix of Al Bundy, Jim Carrey and Maddox, and he even rips off Owen Benjamin with the piano bits. For someone who's private life is so exceptional his routine is entirely composed of other people's mediocre and stale bits.
 
you still have room to be a rebellious edgy pedo advocate or a subversive in pop culture
But that assumes that Vito the Paedo is even remotely close to pop culture, which is my point. Why wouldn't they choose some black, autistic, tranny, "oppressed paederast" or some creepy paedophilic woman as the media darlings of a hypothetical paedo uprising? Why would they specifically go up to DICK MASTERSON the evil, racist retard diddler, grab VITO, a complete fucking mouthbreather and firmly on the "wrong side of history" to boot so that he can enlighten us with his experiences with suppressing his urges to diddle hard or whatever the fuck else?

This would only make sense if they were being scouted for right-wing rags, and those are never ever going to stand with the paedophiles. In fact, they farm outrage against supposed paedophiles by claiming that Biden personally diddled however many Thai sex slaves that Prince Andrew gifted him, or whatever the hell else.

absolute first wave but its that time when they can be some aspiring future pedo's niche counter culture figure you know?
I can sort of view it, sort of. But again, it's the Jujusphere. Nobody there is even remotely presentable, alt-right thought is the norm, and their brand of "libertarianism" (hedonism) is only ever going to be popular with complete reprobates like Nick Rekieta and the wine aunts who noseguard for him.

which isnt to say i think theyll succeed i actually doubt it since society at large seems to be fighting back against even gay acceptance now. but yeah thats my working assumption now that dax and vito are just outright trying to make pedophilia accepted
That's part of it. It's hard enough for fags and trannies right now since more and more skeletons keep coming out of their closets and the pendulum is swinging, it's naturally even harder for disgusting retards like Vito. Right now the wokes are, in fact, using paedophilia as a gotcha against people they disagree with because nobody likes chomos. You get unhinged takes from those people like "an 18 yr old dating a 17 yr old is a groomer" when they try to virtue signal.

Thus, the above scenarios are all chimerical, and will never come to pass - just some fun speculation on how even then they'd be irrelevant and coping about it.

But yes, I do fully believe that they'd be retarded enough to try. It tracks. Dax thinks he's some sort of revolutionary ACK ACKing edgy comedian who's ahead of his time, he probably sells all of his cult the same line when they start questioning just what the fuck they're accomplishing other than stalking and seething at a black gentleman who creates comics. If they still won't listen he probably gets them hooked up on drugs. All of the people surrounding Dick Masterson are either legitimately retarded or have severe mental illness, so of course they'll fall in line. The Branch Daxonians are alive and well.
 
But yes, I do fully believe that they'd be retarded enough to try.
yeah thats the tldr of it. i think theyre so retarded theyre trapped thinking its just like the 60s or whatever degen boomers idolize. or whatever his generation is. which tbf the sort of pushing things further and further left and appealing to mindless rebellion was popular for a very long time. to the point even subcultures pre-dating this site were initially influenced by it and defined by it. hell even this site you can read back when alot of people were more pro trans to the point of calling chris she or people deciding it wasnt worth calling out either way.

Right now the wokes are, in fact, using paedophilia as a gotcha against people they disagree with because nobody likes chomos. You get unhinged takes from those people like "an 18 yr old dating a 17 yr old is a groomer" when they try to virtue signal.
its interesting because they only do that when someone on the right turns out to be a hypocrite. its alot like how alot of people who totally werent gay or pro gay only ever raised the issue when someone anti gay in public was gay in private or something. or they try to like dax and the taters try to mash their hedonistic nihilistic left wing shit onto the right,
 
I'd believe the "non-offending pedo" line a lot more if it was followed by "...and I don't want to be" or "...and I hate myself for it". Instead Vito brags about it and makes no effort to change.
But you know what a person like that would call themselves? "Not a pedo." If they're never going to molest a child and wouldn't do so even if they had the chance, the label wouldn't fit. They wouldn't want that word to identify them.
 
Now throw on top that Dax is a theatre kid (the worst type of attention whore) you'll get a good idea of what he was in highschool.
Theatre companies always have the highest faggot percentage in any school at all levels. That gay run gay conversion camp that Jim featured in his streams had some kind of play about Jack and the Bean Stalk as part of their gay curing program.
 
But you know what a person like that would call themselves? "Not a pedo." If they're never going to molest a child and wouldn't do so even if they had the chance, the label wouldn't fit. They wouldn't want that word to identify them.

That's one Null take that I do agree with 100%. A denial of pedophilia is ambiguous. Anyone who outright ("I am a pedo") says it is not, even in the veneer of humor.

Anyone who was a teen in the 90s knew that every single classroom had some faggot who wouldn't stop doing Jim Carey and Simpson impressions in order to try and be funny. Now throw on top that Dax is a theatre kid (the worst type of attention whore) you'll get a good idea of what he was in highschool. Guarantee he interupted the class on multiple occasions to do the Ace Ventura speaking ass bit. The giving him homecoming king was definitely a joke at his expense (one he missed) or his school was fill to the brim with people as retarded, if not moreso, than Dax.

It also shows he was never funny in his own way. Every joke or bit he's ever done was stolen from someone else. The guys is a mix of Al Bundy, Jim Carrey and Maddox, and he even rips off Owen Benjamin with the piano bits. For someone who's private life is so exceptional his routine is entirely composed of other people's mediocre and stale bits.

I can't remember if it was TDS, BPITU, or WATP but I remember him saying he drew phalluses all over a classmate's textbook. I knew people like in high school, the kind of people you sort of wanted to be friends with, but were douchebags through and through.

But High School Dax should be taken to one caveat: Sean. Sean was friends with Dick back in high school and according to TDS lore, was the one who got Dick hooked on alcohol.

The thing I said about Sean being the real evil mastermind was a shitpost at first but I think I'm starting to believe it.
 
I can't remember if it was TDS, BPITU, or WATP but I remember him saying he drew phalluses all over a classmate's textbook. I knew people like in high school, the kind of people you sort of wanted to be friends with, but were douchebags through and through.
So at best he was a mid level try hard wanting to break into popular..............

Funny how despite the passage of time some things never change.
 
Anyone who was a teen in the 90s knew that every single classroom had some faggot who wouldn't stop doing Jim Carey and Simpson impressions in order to try and be funny. Now throw on top that Dax is a theatre kid (the worst type of attention whore) you'll get a good idea of what he was in highschool. Guarantee he interupted the class on multiple occasions to do the Ace Ventura speaking ass bit. The giving him homecoming king was definitely a joke at his expense (one he missed) or his school was fill to the brim with people as retarded, if not moreso, than Dax.

It also shows he was never funny in his own way. Every joke or bit he's ever done was stolen from someone else. The guys is a mix of Al Bundy, Jim Carrey and Maddox, and he even rips off Owen Benjamin with the piano bits. For someone who's private life is so exceptional his routine is entirely composed of other people's mediocre and stale bits.
How do you explain his imdb page if he's such a talentless hack? I'd like to see what you could do after 25 years in LA. :smug:

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I tweaked the OP a little and added this perspective corrected photo of Hulagirl86.
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>POV it's your first day in primary school and your teacher Marie greets you

Also, I just remembered that Juju had a shitcoin on Polygon chain called "Dickels", he owns 99.9891% of it.
https://polygonscan.com/token/0x7654Cd0171B7c3a6C8504795810f221a20C3Dc3f#balances
https://thirdweb.com/polygon/0x7654Cd0171B7c3a6C8504795810f221a20C3Dc3f

I added that to the OP.

He’s playing with fire here.
He'll slam the door shut and cry about it on his worthless show like a giant baby.
 
I'd believe the "non-offending pedo" line a lot more if it was followed by "...and I don't want to be" or "...and I hate myself for it". Instead Vito brags about it and makes no effort to change.
It makes a lot more sense when you consider the content his best friend Max Karson was putting out in that period and the wealth he was accumulating when Destiny was platforming him. Vito probably felt emboldened by the rhetoric Mrgirl was pushing and saw the big bucks he was pulling in (Mrgirl claims he made $80k from being a Destiny orbiter from December 2021 to September 2022).

Plus, there's independent proof Vito derives sexual pleasure from adolescent and pre-pubescent children, so he is a pedophile. He had a Flickr account named VitoGesualdi2 which hosted photographs taken from inside his home and uploaded the same exact day which had public exif metadata that validated they were taken with his cell phone, and then on the same account he was only following accounts that posted photorealistic renders of children in hardcore sexual fetish groups. When it was discovered, instead of denying it he changed the account's name to CringleJingle to obfuscate his association with the account. The account was created in 2013 and the name wasn't changed until 2023 when it was uncovered. This is Dax's #2 man and his personally selected co-host for his podcast.

So, he is a confirmed guaranteed pedophile, and the only point of contention is whether or not he's "non-offending" (there's no such thing as a non-offending pedophile).
 
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