Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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As far as the Mines/2X conversation goes, it's really simple imo: Mines is intentionally designed to trick you into doing bigger bets if you don't think about it. It's a lot easier for addicts to just click 8 times rapidly without thinking about it compared to manually changing the odds to the equivalent of what 8 mines clicks would be. Mines doesn't force a pop-up saying "The chance your next tile isn't a mine is only 40% because you've already clicked half of the gems, are you sure you want to click again?". It's sort of the same with the coin flip on bcgame, the bet doesn't end when you win the flip, it taunts you with a "double up or pussy out?" when it very easily could just be individual coin flips forever. The casino knows that asking people if they want to double up infinitely will get people to do bigger bets than hoping they manually decide to end the chain, because some addicts don't stop and think "but if I triple chuck it I'm actually betting 4 times the bet I was originally comfortable with in a single new flip".

That never happened. He first clicked a mine here and there, but never got the mine 1st 3 times in a row.
He actually did click 3 in a row in the clip posted on the last page. However, the thing to point out is that he has done hundreds of sessions of mines, and this event is as rare as you'd expect between them. He's not playing Minesweeper where your 1st click is guaranteed to be free, he's playing a game where you bet money you won't click one. Of course sometimes (12% of the time at 3 mines) you click them 1st click or you'd be able to print infinite money by just only doing single click bets.
 
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Yeah, on Limbo he usually leaves the multiplier on 2x as well. Dunno what the logic is.
My theory is it all goes back to Runescape - duel arena bets were always 2x, you and your opponent put up the same amount of money, one left with double what he wagered, the other left with nothing.
 
Austin's smoke alarm is still chirping in the background. Austin still hasn't noticed it chirping. Someone in chat asks him what's that background chirp, and it results in this. Good one, Austin, but he still doesn't realise the smoke alarm is chirping like a true nigger. :story:

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He's so deep into addiction I wouldn't be surprised if his arc ends in a double murder suicide
peak austin would be finding him on a true crime episode in a few years.

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The more he wins, the bigger the wallet, the higher the fall and the more pure emotion he feels when it's gone. He wins 3x the amount and showed no response whatsoever, just ignored it. This motherfucker gets off on being a loser. It's crazy!
I asked chatgpt to write Dr. Manhattan as a gambling addict. It gave me this gem
Dr. Manhattan, despite his god-like abilities, occasionally seeks out defeat in the unpredictable realm of gambling. It's not about financial gain or the thrill of victory; rather, it's a quest to reconnect with a sensation he once knew intimately as a human.

In the quiet corners of lavish casinos, amidst the clinking of glasses and the hushed whispers of bets placed, he sits with an aura of detachment that belies his deep engagement. He understands the paradoxical nature of his pursuit: the desire to experience vulnerability, to taste the bitter tang of loss, amidst his omnipotence.

As the cards are dealt or the dice roll, he deliberately refrains from using his powers to influence the outcome. He allows chance to take its course, embracing the uncertainty that mortals cling to so desperately. The moment of defeat, when it inevitably arrives, is not met with frustration but with a peculiar sense of fulfillment—a reminder of his humanity lost in the boundless expanse of his abilities.

For Dr. Manhattan, this self-imposed vulnerability is a form of penance, a way to comprehend the complexities of existence that transcend his quantum understanding. It's a private ritual that allows him to glimpse the fleeting essence of mortality, a stark contrast to his eternal, unchanging nature.

In these moments of defeat, surrounded by the ephemeral glamour of the casino, Dr. Manhattan finds a rare communion with the fragility of human experience. It's a contradiction that only he comprehends—the simultaneous yearning for control over reality and surrender to the capricious whims of chance, reminding him of the delicate balance that defines the human condition.
 
If you tried a tenth of what Bossman does at home at a real casino you'd get snatched by security and tossed onto the street before you could get the tongue of rage back into your head... Unless you happened to spend the kind of money Bossman does, in which case you'd get your own private table and a whole team of casino employees you could accuse of being rats.
 
That would be funny but I mean, can you blame him for not installing Bossman's door? lol All that paranoia & yelling at ratdad, if I was in dad's shoes, I'd just seal his doorway with bricks & cement.
Ratdad also has a gunt that would make any handman chores impossible.
Behold Bossman in 30 10 years
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