11/11/2016 - Begging people to pray whilst sharing unrelated petitions. - Chris pushing his agenda whilst sharing something unrelated.

[Panpizza]

Mike "Stuff the fags in bodybags" Pence

 

[GV 998]

Chris from about 6 or 7 years ago would have loved Donald Trump in office. Remember, Chris? When you were a fag hating racist? I mean, he still is, he just uses the concept of social justice as a blanket to conceal his prejudices. And he doesn't even do a good job of it.

 

[MediExcalibur2012]

https://act.credoaction.com/sign/ru...ring_akid=.8183343.3BGNtd&source=clickcopy_sp

Archive link

Mod Note: OP is exceptional, send him Islamics.

Just like how he think God want him to play video games all day; I'm sure that's not how God works

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Chris prays for the murder of his fellow man, then wonders why God won't give him a sweetheart for Christmas.

 

[buffaloWildWings]

Dude, if murder-by-prayer worked, Hitler would have died MUCH, MUCH, MUUUCH earlier. Half of the world was praying for him to die. God isn't a hitman!

The counter argument to that is that it's offset by people praying for someone like Hitler.

 

[TiggerNits]

He's butt-Pmurt

 

[The Lizard Queen]

Chris blindly believes everything the media and Tumblr tells him, and he refuses to get behind Trump because he's a damn dirty male who says awful things.
But, Chris is also blind to the hypocrisy, since Chris himself has said much worse than Trump.
If we want Chris to shut up about Trump, then someone needs to make a pro Trump Sonic Sez video. Chris will follow anything that talks to him through a screen... as long as it doesn't have blue arms.

 

[Zarkov]

Why does Chris keep praying ? God has done nothing but disappoint Chris.

 

[José Mourinho]

I like how the link is unrelated to praying for Trump and Pence's death at all, which is:

Tell Congress: Remove the anti-LGBTQ Russell amendment from the National Defense Authorization Act.


And the petition only mentions like Trump only twice:

On January 20, Donald Trump and Mike Pence are going to enter the White House.

They campaigned on a platform of hatred, bigotry, racism, misogyny, and xenophobia. Pence in particular has a history of passing policies that demonstrate his fear and hatred of LGBTQ people. There is no denying that this is a devastating blow to our communities.

At CREDO, we will stand shoulder-to-shoulder with every community Trump and Pence have attacked, threatened and marginalized in their campaign of hate. We will not be silent, and we will not back down.

After that, it's the Russell amendment which is the main thing.

Stay classy, Chris.

 

[The Giver]

What is really sad here is that Chris isn't even all that remarkable in terms of anti Trump tard rage. The Internet has exploded with this sort of thing over the last couple of days.

Like, I'm a life long liberal. I voted against Trump because I disagree with a lot of his policies and rhetoric. But for fucks sake people the world isn't coming to an end. As Obama correctly observed, the sun is still going to rise each morning and we are all on the same basic team at the end of the day. Liberals painting Trump as the antichrist is just as idiotic as the conservatives who insisted Obama was going to destroy America. And it's really sad when OPL is an illustrative example of your reaction to politics.

 

[Count Olaf]

Yeah, no. There is no universe in the multiverse where Chris is going to purchase, load, and employ a weapon successfully on the most protected human being on planet Earth.

Spoiler: Exhibit A

Ahhh the pocket knife of fail, I'd forgotten about his old second weapon choice against the trolls. I'd love to see him try pulling that on Trump. Chris would be dog piled by the secret service faster than he could blink. Would be hilarious.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

I don't think God is a hitman.

 

[Owlflaps]

Ahhh the pocket knife of fail, I'd forgotten about his old second weapon choice against the trolls. I'd love to see him try pulling that on Trump. Chris would be dog piled by the secret service faster than he could blink. Would be hilarious.

Chris is lazy. He'll grunt and groan and . He's not going to try to physically kill Trump, but he'll call for their deaths in possibly the laziest way possible, which is to call on God to murder them.

I'm honestly suprised he didn't take Lego figurines of Trump and Pence and put them underwater, light them on fire, etc.

 

[Pikonic]

OK Chris, the death of Trump and Pence will leave President Ryan, who also goes against your views.
Then you have to kill Paul Ryan
Then the president pro tempore of the United States Senat, Orren Hatch
Then you have to kill the Secretary of state, John Kerry, but he'll probably kill himself in a tragic, yet funny, accident.
Then you have to kill Jack Lew, the Secretary of the Treasurey.
Then you have to kill the Secretary of Defense, another man named Ash Ketchum Carter.

THEN, and only after you kill those 7 people, then a vagina can be president, a woman named Loretta Lynch, the attorney general. It's that easy. OH WAIT NO IT'S NOT!!!!
You have to kill those 7 people before anyone appoints replacements for the vacated positions, something that would immediately happen after the death of probably Pence, definitely Ryan. A dead Trump means Pence and Ryan would probably go into hiding, with Ryan hiding under a literal mountain in Nowhere, New Hampshire until everyone chills.

Chris can't work at Wendy's, killing the top 7 people in this nation might be above his head.

 

[Curt Sibling]

Looking at the OP, it's the same dark side of CWC we saw when he maced that fellow. More evidence of an autistic lack of soul.

 

[Lysistrata]

Silly Chris, this is what you get for dismissing the candidate most likely to beat Trump in favour of The China Bearer Who Must Not Be Named.

 

[JU 199]

He doesn't know trump was sent by godbear to purify the holy land

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Is Chris getting better?

 

[Ray Streip]

If this is going to start being persistent behavior for Chris, he really might just end up in prison.

I mean, would Chris going to jail necessarily be a bad thing though? Clock's ticking and Barb's not getting any younger, maybe getting arrested for these death threat shenanigans could end up being the best thing that's ever happened to him: meals, a roof over his head, plenty of exercise, and all the attention a girl could ask for!

 

[Goochole]

Chris prays for the murder of his fellow man, then wonders why God won't give him a sweetheart for Christmas.

"Love thy enemy"; Chris seems to have skipped that part of the bible.

Reading the bible, you know, effort.