Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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GradeAGobbleDeeGook said:
Bossman has lost his Shuffle deal, he just announced this 20 minutes ago
not sure why specifically but it could be a wide range of things
they gave him 10K as a parting gift
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Googly Eye Nigga bros... We are so fucking back

But honestly, maybe I've got my own crack paranoia but I do think BMJ was right when he said shuffle was sitting back and laughing at him. First, the 10K is pretty funny to give him, but also how are you going to ban bossmanjack for calling your shit rigged, that's what he does with everyone. Also, if you're going to ban him for calling it rigged why now? He's been doing that for like a week. I really think the casinos hire him knowing that they're going to fire him within a month or so, because otherwise I don't see why any casino would ever hire him and then fire him for calling you rigged which he OBVIOUSLY is going to do.
 
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Burl McMillan said:
When that day comes we'll just have to revive him in the other dimension.
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Fanart of Bosschu/Bossmanchu/Austinchu out of your respect. :)
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Someone get Bossman in touch with Bovada.lv. It's primarily a sports book but it has a (shitty) casino too. They deal in real, raw cash and crypto, are accessible to US citizens (not legally but still) and show up on your bank statement as a clothing retailer or whatever cover they're using at the time.

Could get Bossman on the sports book in between gamba. Honestly, if you haven't bet your last $1.12 on a single set of ongoing Chinese women's Tennis at 2am, have you even lived? I think not.

And before anyone says sports are too slow for BMJ, you can bet on what is literally about to occur in almost any ongoing live sport. $300 on what player does the next header in a Real Madrid at game at +550 is Austin's kinda thing. Don't mind the player he bet on has been benched with a yellow card.
 
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Got Milk! said:
Someone get Bossman in touch with Bovada.lv. It's primarily a sports book but it has a (shitty) casino too. They deal in real, raw cash and crypto, are accessible to US citizens (not legally but still) and show up on your bank statement as a clothing retailer or whatever cover they're using at the time.

Could get Bossman on the sports book in between gamba. Honestly, if you haven't bet your last $1.12 on a single set of ongoing Chinese women's Tennis at 2am, have you even lived? I think not.

And before anyone says sports are too slow for BMJ, you can bet on what is literally about to occur in almost any ongoing live sport. $300 on what player does the next header in a Real Madrid at game at +550 is Austin's kinda thing. Don't mind the player he bet on has been benched with a yellow card.
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Boss needs flashing lights and shitty JPGs to get his attention.
 
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Lost in Place420 said:
Boss needs flashing lights and shitty JPGs to get his attention.
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I agree but you know there's sports book gamba bros in his chat just ready to line him up with "sure things". And if it's already part of the site, why not between clicking flashy buttons? Maybe a new milk source could be unlocked.
 
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If he can't get a new deal going in the next week or so, what is he going to do to support his diet of gamba and crack? Will there be enough juicers to keep him going or will he start breaking into cars again?
 
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Zamak Hoarder said:
If he can't get a new deal going in the next week or so, what is he going to do to support his diet of gamba and crack? Will there be enough juicers to keep him going or will he start breaking into cars again?
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There's been an absolutely ENDLESS supply of juicers, it seems, he finds people that juice him thousands in a single day, he is some sort of center of gravity for retards wanting to burn money.
 
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I've been lurking a lil bit bit there's something I still don't get; what exactly do these casinos get out of sponsoring boss? Afaik he doesn't make any money himself and wagers the money they give him just right back into their system....or is he finding money from other sources and just giving them a little more than they give?

That or is it just the advertising they get out of him sperging out that is so lucrative?

Edit: Ah nvm I see there really are a significant amount of juicers just giving the guy money for the casino
 
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Room Temp Shrimp said:
I've been lurking a lil bit bit there's something I still don't get; what exactly do these casinos get out of sponsoring boss? Afaik he doesn't make any money himself and wagers the money they give him just right back into their system....or is he finding money from other sources and just giving them a little more than they give?

That or is it just the advertising they get out of him sperging out that is so lucrative?

Edit: Ah nvm I see there really are a significant amount of juicers just giving the guy money for the casino
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This has been discussed ad nauseam. Yes, he has plenty of retarded juicers willing to throw their money away on a literal crack addict. The casinos love this.

For the casinos giving him funny money, their benefit is twofold. First, like you said, he gives them their money right back. Every time, guaranteed. Second, the viewers he has see that he eventually does win money. Even though he loses it all, they think “Damn, I’d do better. I’d keep it unlike this tard.” So they sign up and gamble, inevitably losing to the house advantage. Casino wins again. Only winning move is to not play.
 
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Room Temp Shrimp said:
I've been lurking a lil bit bit there's something I still don't get; what exactly do these casinos get out of sponsoring boss? Afaik he doesn't make any money himself and wagers the money they give him just right back into their system....or is he finding money from other sources and just giving them a little more than they give?

That or is it just the advertising they get out of him sperging out that is so lucrative?

Edit: Ah nvm I see there really are a significant amount of juicers just giving the guy money for the casino
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It's the money he gets from juicers but most importantly they're constantly whale hunting. These casino's ( or lootbox games, onlyfans girls etc etc ) don't give a flying fuck about anyone who sees bossmanjack and is affirmed in their belief that gambling is for retards - those people were never going to significantly gamble anyway. They're looking for Very Open Wallets and letting bossman roll 20k dice is a great way to lure at least some of them in.
 
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