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I just learned my local homebrew store closed down some time ago. It's disappointing, but what can you do? Besides that, I've got about two gallons of cherry wine starting right now, and this one should go better than last year's attempt. I actually have a proper brew bucket now and I'm not crowding several pounds of cherries in a small carboy, creating a miniature geyser of cherries and yeast.

One day I'll make a mead that doesn't suck, but that will come one of these days.
 
It's been a while since I brewed anything, but I'll throw in this recipe for cheap as fuck sugar wine I've shared elsewhere in the past. Please note this is the very definition of amateur brewing. Brewing alcohol that doesn't taste like shit is piss easy and more people should do it. You're not necessarily going to reach the heights of complex flavor a trade brewer is going to reach, but this recipe is inoffensive and open to be adjusted. Booze is booze and alcohol has more uses than just drinking it so being able to brew it with nothing but shelf table sugar seems like a good fit for a survival situation. When you raid those stores, get the sugar. Everyone will trade top potato for a bottle of booze.


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Disclaimer: Alcohol is literally a gift from God meant to be used responsibly. Getting drunk is not cool. Enjoying it socially with friends and family to maintain the steady goldilocks zone of slight tipsy inebriation is.
 
I just learned my local homebrew store closed down some time ago. It's disappointing, but what can you do? Besides that, I've got about two gallons of cherry wine starting right now, and this one should go better than last year's attempt. I actually have a proper brew bucket now and I'm not crowding several pounds of cherries in a small carboy, creating a miniature geyser of cherries and yeast.

One day I'll make a mead that doesn't suck, but that will come one of these days.
Black or tart cherry?
 
Black cherries. I like the sweetness. I've seen recipes for tart and mixing tart and sweet, but I didn't have any this time.
I mean, whatever appeals to your taste, but black cherry is almost always a mistake in brewing, as it imparts a cough syrup taste to the final brew. Tart cherry actually tastes like fruit, and if sweetness is the deciding factor, you can always backsweeten a brew to any level of sweetness you like.
 
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I mean, whatever appeals to your taste, but black cherry is almost always a mistake in brewing, as it imparts a cough syrup taste to the final brew. Tart cherry actually tastes like fruit, and if sweetness is the deciding factor, you can always backsweeten a brew to any level of sweetness you like.
I'll keep that in mind for next time. I might go check some out and try a batch with them.
 
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I'll keep that in mind for next time. I might go check some out and try a batch with them.
I recommend this, as you'll get much more consistent results with it than with whole fruit. They extract and bottle it the same week they send it to you, and it's delicious, 100% pure concentrate, no water or sugar added, and no preservatives to screw with fermentation:


Some updates:

Bought myself a two-tap kegerator. Everything's set up, including a full CO2 tank. It's just waiting for something to put in the two 5-gallon kegs.

I picked up 20 pounds of Orange Blossom and 10 extra pounds of Macadamia Blossom from Wao Kele Honey in Hawaii. Sadly, Shawn is struggling financially lately, so he's increasing his 20-pound deal from $98 to $120.

My big acerglyn finished, so I stabilized and backsweetened it with half-dark/half-amber maple syrup, then I tossed in a bourbon-soaked French oak spiral. In a month or more when it's oaky enough, I'll acid balance and bottle it.

I bought a huge bag of Challenger hops. Today, I bagged 2 oz of it and dropped it in my Irish Ale traditional mead. I'll dry hop it for 4 days, then I'll clear it and rack it into one of my big kegs.

My huge oaked vanilla batch is an abject failure. I made the mistake of backsweetening it with Meadowfoam honey, so it has an overwhelming marshmallow taste that supersedes every other quality. I really want the carboy to be empty so I can use for other things, but someone convinced me to blend it with some plain traditional to see if I can neutralize some of the marshmallow, but I'm not getting my hopes up.

The cinnamon cyser is done. I'm just waiting for it to clear so I can rack it into a keg. This'll be a really good one.

I kegged the weaker cherry vanilla and brought it to my in-laws' campground. It was a massive hit, so I'll be brewing 5+ gallons of it for my kegerator when I have a vessel available. The wine-strength cherry vanilla is basically done, but I'm not great at judging oakiness, so I'm trying to rely on my wife to tell me when it's ready to bottle.

The Amburana batch is stabilized and backsweetened. It's just in a holding pattern while the Amburana wood soaks in white rum for two weeks.

Sadly, the bochet batch stalled at 1.024. I tried every trick to revive it, but nothing worked, so it's lower-ABV than I'd hoped. Backsweetened it with dark maple syrup and threw in a French oak spiral. It would be better if it reached the ABV I wanted, but this should still taste good.

Started a small batch of Moscow Mule mead yesterday. It's using Kveik Voss yeast, which has a high ideal fermentation temperature, so I have it in a cooler full of water with my sous vide cooker maintaining 100°F. I juiced 3 pounds of fresh ginger and put 1.5 cups of the juice in the primary (I have about 4.5 cups left over). When it's done, I'll put candied ginger pieces and lime zest/juice in the secondary and backsweeten, then it'll go in the keg. This is the fastest fermentation I've ever seen; the airlock is bubbling every half-second or so. Someone said the fastest Kveik fermentation they've seen is only 18 hours.

My mead Discord server is doing a community recipe that we all designed as a group, so this weekend, I'll be starting a bocheted Fireweed coffeemel. I bocheted the honey with my sous vide, which worked extremely well. After fermentation, it'll sit on 7.5 oz of coffee beans for few days, then backsweeten and let it sit on a vanilla bean until it's ready.

Planned future batches are a Mole (chocolate and hot peppers) mead, A Warrior's Drink (prune-based, high ABV, thick, bocheted), a no-water Raspberry Black Forest Cake mead, a no-water Bocheted Cinnamon Pineapple mead (based on the grilled cinnamon brown sugar pineapple they serve at Brazilian steakhouses), a Strawberry Banana mead, and hopefully by then I'll feel confident enough to make a Dwojniak (an extremely high ABV, sometimes 20%, and extremely sweet dark mead popular in Poland).
 
No, the main utility of flamethrowers is that they can set people on fire.
You can either get an entire army to surrender because they're terrified of being burned alive or shot trying to actually burn an entire army alive. Which has more utility?

...do we need an improvised weapons and tactics thread?
 
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You can either get an entire army to surrender because they're terrified of being burned alive or shot trying to actually burn an entire army alive. Which has more utility?

...do we need an improvised weapons and tactics thread?
Yes, please go start that thread and continue this discussion there.
 
If anyone is new to brewing I would suggest Brewers Best to start off with. For around a upfront cost of $150 bucks you will have a kit that will last and produce you
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I've used this to make mead and beer and everything has turned out stellar. Their 5 gallon beer kits cost about $40-50 and in about a month's time you will have bottled 50-60 12 ounce beers.
The American Amber mix has always been a hit.
Mead is far easier to do as it's just honey and yeast but needs a little extra to jumpstart the fermentation process. If you are new to this then I implore you to do some research on the whole process, prep everything before hand, and make sure everything is sanitized.
There will be nothing more deflating than spending a month babying and nursing your brew only for it to come out spoiled. It'll still be drinkable but it will not be anywhere near what it could be.

Now go out there and get crunked.
 
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Mead is far easier to do as it's just honey and yeast but needs a little extra to jumpstart the fermentation process. If you are new to this then I implore you to do some research on the whole process, prep everything before hand, and make sure everything is sanitized.
There will be nothing more deflating than spending a month babying and nursing your brew only for it to come out spoiled. It'll still be drinkable but it will not be anywhere near what it could be.

Now go out there and get crunked.
I disagree. I started with mead and found out that even good mead is not a taste I'm fond of. Honey gets expensive and you can easily use just plain white or brown sugar instead if you want to experiment. Honey is also a MASSIVE PAIN to work with.

Take the Kilju pill, perfect for home brewing passable alcohol that can be flavored after the fact however you choose.
 
I've been brewing liquor since I was a kid and learned it from my uncles 25 or so years ago. Here's just some things off the top of my head.

If you're using a basic straight column still but want to make very pure liquors like vodka, you can mimic a reflux column by stuffing chunks of copper mesh up inside of your straight column. Just be mindful that you don't pack it too tight and create a clog. I've never tried copper scrubber pads, but if they're pure copper and don't have any coating on them, they would be perfect.

Welch's or store brand white grape juice concentrate makes a damn good cognac in a pinch. Just make sure you age it with French white oak and not American white oak.

Don't bother barrel aging if you're working with less than a couple gallons. You can order white oak chips from a brew company and toast/char them yourself. The increased surface area compared to a barrel will accelerate the aging process, sometimes 4:1.

If you're making vodka with real potatoes, expect your mash to foam up quite a bit. I had to buy bigger fermentation containers (30gal container for 10gal of mash) after I came home one day and there was potato guts all over my ceiling.

Red Star Premier Blanc champagne yeast is my favorite yeast for all spirits.

I prefer buying powdered amylase enzymes over malted grains when I can for converting starches to sugars.

Depending on what type of condenser you're using, anything bigger than 3 gallons is going to be too much for the average kitchen to handle. As long as your still has a steel pot, you can take it out to the garage and heat it on the ground with an induction hot plate. It's a much safer option and it's extremely easy to control the temperature at the column when it starts to produce. The water supply for your laundry machine is a good place to tap in.

When I make brandy from real fruit, I cook about 30lbs of fruit for 10gal of mash. The ratio scales up and down fairly well.

If you've never distilled anything before, it takes longer than you think. A 10 gallon run from start to finish takes upwards of 15-20 hours. Invest in a bluetooth cooking thermometer that pairs with an app so you can receive warnings at set temperatures.

I use an app called Hoochware to do all my calculations quickly. It's a must have, especially for accurate diluting your spirits.

Instead of using a hydrometer for proofing and determining where to make your cuts, get an alcohol refractometer that's scaled for proofing. It's slightly more expensive but a billion times faster and more convenient.

It's very easy to make a DIY activated charcoal liquor filter and it's a must have for vodka making. It's not a bad idea to make even if you enjoy fine vodka, because you can run a cheap bottle through it and it comes out much better. Mine is a 4ft long 4in pipe, but that's overkill for most people's needs.

If you buy a cheapo still and want quick and inexpensive practice, go to the grocery store and buy the cheapest jug of wine you can find. You can distill this into brandy and it won't hurt if you fuck it up.

Buy real air locks for your fermentation vessels. They're cheap.

Sterilize your fermentation equipment between every use without exception. Some types of bacteria will kill your yeast and ruin your mash.

Don't buy an all stainless steel still. The pot is fine, but either/both your column or/and condenser need to be made out of copper. The copper interacts with the alcohol vapor and strips some of the sulfides from it.

The best way to clean your copper column and condenser is to do a really hot run with 1:3 white vinegar to distilled water. Don't cool the vapor for the first 20 or so minutes. Continue until the liquid stops running blue.

I stuff a couple cotton balls down the funnel of my catch jar. This keeps shit out of your jar while you're not watching it, and it helps to keep any residual copper oxide out of your finished product.
 
I started with mead and found out that even good mead is not a taste I'm fond of.
If I may ask what was it that you didn't like about it? Was it too dry? Flavorless? Didn't like that it was flat? This isn't trying to convince you that you just had the wrong mead. I'm just curious.
Honey gets expensive
Very true and even more so if you want something like apple blossom or clover.
 
Has anyone tried the little air stills?

I see parrot heads and stuff for them on eBay all the time, there must be an active distilling scene for them.
 

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