Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 86 27.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 52 16.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.4%

  • Total voters
    319
It wasn't vax related (unless @Otterly knows something I don't regarding reports of an increased correlation)
it’s usually a random reaction to a drug or combo of drug plus infection. I have a feeling I saw it as a vaccine reaction in one of the coof threads but coming up short on a search. Most likely just awful chance event, poor kid
 
You don't get it, Scandinavian prude child. He wants to enjoy the popularity and superchats he received prior to his Hedonism II days but still act like a complete cokehead degenerate. Enjoy prison.
It's so simple, little baby infant child. He wants to do whatever he wants, whenever he wants, and never take responsibility for his actions or experience negative consequences, ever, at all. Enjoy coke logic.
These two posts reminded me of a song that almost seems aspirational for Nick in hindsight. If I knew how to make AI songs it would be funnier in Nick’s whiny cadence.

Drug Ballad Lyrics​

[Intro: Eminem & Dina Rae]
Yeah, hahahaha
Whoo, shit

Mmm
Oh, oh, mmm
Ehh, ehh
Aight, guess what? I ain't comin' in yet
Oh, oh, ooh, ooh
I'll come in a minute
Ayo, this is my love song, it goes like this
Hey, yeah
[Verse 1: Eminem]
Back when Mark Wahlberg was Marky Mark (Fuckin' faggot)
This is how we used to make the party start
We used to mix Hen with Bacardi Dark
And when it kicks in you can hardly talk
And by the sixth gin you're gon' probably crawl
And you'll be sick then and you'll probably barf
And my prediction is you're gon' probably fall
Either somewhere in the lobby or the hallway wall
And everything's spinnin', you're beginnin' to think women
Are swimmin' in pink linen again in the sink, then in
A couple of minutes that bottle of Guinness is finished
You are now allowed to officially slap bitches
You have the right to remain violent and start wilin'
Start a fight with the same guy that was smart-eyein' you
Get in your car, start it, and start drivin'
Over the island and cause a 42-car pile-up
Earth calling, pilot to co-pilot
Looking for life on this planet, sir, no sign of it
All I can see is a bunch of smoke flyin'
And I'm so high that I might die if I go by it
Let me outta this place, I'm outta place
I'm in outer space, I've just vanished without a trace
I'm going to a pretty place now where the flowers grow
I'll be back in an hour or so

[Chorus: Eminem & Dina Rae]
‘Cause every time I go to try to leave (Whoa)
Something keeps pullin' on my sleeve (Whoa)
I don't wanna, but I gotta stay (Whoa)
These drugs really got a hold of me (Whoa)
‘Cause every time I try to tell 'em "no" (No)
They won't let me ever let 'em go (Go)
I'm a sucker all I gotta say (Whoa)
These drugs really got a hold of me (Whoa)

[Verse 2: Eminem]
In third grade, all I used to do
Was sniff glue through a tube and play Rubik's Cube
Seventeen years later I'm as rude as Jude
Schemin' on the first chick with the hugest boobs
I've got no game, and every face looks the same
They've got no name, so I don't need game to play
I just say whatever I want to whoever I want
Whenever I want, wherever I want, however I want
However, I do show some respect to few
This ecstasy's got me standin' next to you
Gettin' sentimental as fuck, spillin' guts to you
We just met, but I think I'm in love with you
But you're on it too, so you tell me you love me too
Wake up in the morning like, "Yo, what the fuck we'd do?"
I gotta go, bitch, you know I got stuff to do
‘Cause if I get caught cheatin', then I'm stuck with you
But in the long run, these drugs are probably
Gonna catch up sooner or later, but fuck it, I'm on one
So let's enjoy, let the X destroy your spinal cord
So it's not a straight line no more
'Til we walk around lookin' like some wind-up dolls
Shit's stickin' out of our backs like a dinosaur
Shit, six hits won't even get me high no more
So bye for now, I'm gonna try to find some more
[Chorus: Eminem & Dina Rae]
‘Cause every time I go to try to leave (Whoa)
Something keeps pullin' on my sleeve (Whoa)
I don't wanna, but I gotta stay (Whoa)
These drugs really got a hold of me (Whoa)
‘Cause every time I try to tell 'em "no" (No)
They won't let me ever let 'em go (Go)
I'm a sucker all I gotta say (Whoa)
These drugs really got a hold of me (Whoa)

[Verse 3: Eminem]
That's the sound of a bottle when it's hollow
When you swallow it all wallow and drown in your sorrow
And tomorrow you're probably gonna wanna do it again
What's a little spinal fluid between you and a friend?
Screw it! And what's a little bit of alcohol poisonin'?
And what's a little fight? Tomorrow, you'll be boys again
It's your life, live it however you wanna
Mari-ju-ana is everywhere, where was you brought up?
It don't matter as long as you get where you're goin'
‘Cause none of this shit's gonna mean shit where we're goin'
They tell you to stop, but you just sit there ignorin'
Even though you wake up feelin' like shit every mornin'
But you're young, you've got a lot of drugs to do
Girls to screw, parties to crash, sucks to be you
If I could take it all back now, I wouldn't
I would have did more shit that people said that I shouldn't
But I'm all grown up now and upgraded
And graduated to better drugs and updated
But I still got a lotta growing up to do
I still got a whole lotta throwing up to spew
But when it's all said and done, I'll be forty
Before I know it with a 40 on the porch tellin' stories
With a bottle of Jack, two grandkids in my lap
Babysittin' for Hailie while Hailie's out gettin' smashed

[Chorus: Eminem & Dina Rae]
‘Cause every time I go to try to leave (Whoa)
Something keeps pullin' on my sleeve (Whoa)
I don't wanna, but I gotta stay (Whoa)
These drugs really got a hold of me (Whoa)
‘Cause every time I try to tell 'em "no" (No)
They won't let me ever let 'em go (Go)
I'm a sucker all I gotta say (Whoa)
These drugs really got a hold of me (Whoa)

[Chorus: Eminem & Dina Rae]
‘Cause every time I go to try to leave (Whoa)
Something keeps pullin' on my sleeve (Whoa)
I don't wanna, but I gotta stay (Whoa)
These drugs really got a hold of me (Whoa)
‘Cause every time I try to tell 'em "no" (No)
They won't let me ever let 'em go (Go)
I'm a sucker all I gotta say (Whoa)
These drugs really got a hold of me (Whoa)

[Outro: Eminem]
Drugs really got a hold of me
Really got a hold of me
These drugs really got a hold of me
They really got a hold of me
 
He's been on this same stupid ass topic of presidential immunity [...] He's been on the same fucking article [...]
Well, at least he still hates law topics enough to read an article instead of the decision itself. What an ignoramus.
There will be no bodycam footage. Look how quickly Nool got the footage of Riley. The county will NOT release it or even submit it as evidence in court because it shows how innocent Nick is.
The Riley footage didn't require much redaction, just birthdays IIRC. The police were in public, not recording kids in someone's private home.

Consider that Carrolton is a city in a metropolitan area. It has three times the population of Kandiyohi county, which is a micropolitan area. As a current and/or former local, I'm not surprised they responded to Null that quickly. Some places have their shit together.
 
It also happened in Texas. Minnesota has specifically obtuse laws concerning privacy in bodycam footage.
That makes me think of something...

How much time was there between the death of George Floyd, and the release of the bodycam footage?

(Note: I am not talking about the bystander footage, which was privately shot and released nearly immediately).

I ask because every news organization in the universe was probably demanding that on day one. It might give us some idea how long we might have to wait. A wait that would be probably be longer in our case because KF can exert less pressure than say, CNN.
 
That makes me think of something...

How much time was there between the death of George Floyd, and the release of the bodycam footage?

(Note: I am not talking about the bystander footage, which was privately shot and released nearly immediately).

I ask because every news organization in the universe was probably demanding that on day one. It might give us some idea how long we might have to wait. A wait that would be probably be longer in our case because KF can exert less pressure than say, CNN.
2.5 months as far as I can tell. He died on 25/5 and the first bodycam footage appears to have been released on 11/8. it's also worth noting that footage was merely a compilation from a couple of bodycams, it wasn't redacted/blurred in any way.
 
Nick's mistake was trying to have it both ways. He wanted to be an semi-open degenerate but pretend that he wasn't. He could have made a wall between his public and private life. Then nobody would have really known short of an arrest. But he didn't. The reason people know about Hedonism is that sent out pictures from there. He also bragged about going to the gay bar. He tried to turn all of his locals content degenerate while saying that he was totally monogamous. That it was all about just improving his marriage. I mean saying you didn't go to Hedonism II when you have released photos to show that you clearly did is just stupid.

Being a semi-open degenerate while pretending he wasn't was the execution, but the root was Nick trying to normalize degeneracy via his show. This is why he mistakenly felt he could be more open. Nick believed he was right, and was either just saying what everyone was thinking (even if they didn't admit it) or what he believed people "needed" to hear.

First degeneracy was a marital aid, then a requirement (or he/she will leave you), and then it was "even the people at church do it". Nick was gaslighting people into thinking that what they were seeing was normal/healthy/desirable and not degenerate at all... and Nick actually believed it. Gay bars become bars, swinger resorts become resorts, Onlyfans becomes a respectable/lucrative profession for any church-goer, etc. This led to Nick being more open while and trying to recontextualize what people were seeing.

Nick was too coom-brained to understand why the world doesn't function that way, so he posts photos of himself (as does Kayla) as an example of what any sane, healthy, and "monogamous" person does with their spouse. Not just dumb, but steeped in degenerate brain-rot.

Null tried to explain to him why this sort of thing is unsustainable. Told him to "pull up". But he didn't and he is still lying to this day about everything.

Adding to your point. Null's advice to "pull up" was regarding Nick's career.

Null said that Nick can do whatever he wants as long as it didn't impact his content. Null was concerned that Nick's community would become unstable and invite drama into Nick's life. Ultimately, Null argues that Nick's problem is not keeping whatever he is doing private.

To put it another way, what Nick is doing is fine, the problem is people finding out.

Clipped clip from @elb's channel below because she adds context (poor video quality is my fault).



Null reiterates that the issue isn't anything Nick is doing privately, even "weird cuckold shit". Just don't make it public, or engage with anyone who could make it public.



Null may have since changed his reasoning, but at the time, Null was very clear that he was okay with Nick doing whatever he wanted as long as it wasn't made public. Unclear if/how Null accounted for the impact Nick's behavior in private would have on Nick's household, but it is probably safe to say that Null didn't feel obligated to care about Nick's family more than Nick did (at least at that time).

The best course of action would be not partaking in such destructive behavior even in private. These things have a habit of coming out, and it would be reasonable to say that a lot of fans don't appreciate giving support to someone who is misrepresenting themselves to such an extent. Fully blaming the fans for falling for the lie is Boogie-tier morality, and Metokur recently gave him a hard time for just that. Then again, grifting and accountability go together like oil and water... and these are "Internet celebrities" we're talking about. I digress.

Null's advice is decent enough for content creators, and I get that he isn't interested in policing others. It just seems a bit silly for the owner of the Kiwi farms to give an Internet personality the impression that the "weird cuckold shit" and suchlike that they do in private won't eventually impact their Internet career.

TL/DR: "Pull up" was a very fun meme, but asking Nick to partition problems like his was kind of silly. Pulling up was never going to happen for Nick if it didn't start at home, in private, with the proper supports.
 
I'll look into this.
A photo from Bob's and Celeste's wedding?

Btw, "Dzia Dzia" is Pollock for "pappaw" or similar.

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Update: new clue. Celeste's former marriage.
 
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Nick's mistake was trying to have it both ways. He wanted to be an semi-open degenerate but pretend that he wasn't. He could have made a wall between his public and private life. Then nobody would have really known short of an arrest. But he didn't. The reason people know about Hedonism is that sent out pictures from there. He also bragged about going to the gay bar. He tried to turn all of his locals content degenerate while saying that he was totally monogamous. That it was all about just improving his marriage. I mean saying you didn't go to Hedonism II when you have released photos to show that you clearly did is just stupid.

Null tried to explain to him why this sort of thing is unsustainable. Told him to "pull up". But he didn't and he is still lying to this day about everything.
Agreed, he really tried to have it both ways.
Couldn't of said it better myself. But man, he's still trying even as his life is literally imploding. It's insanity to me that he'd throw away EVERYTHING for just another "bump"
And lying to people even when it's right fucking there. Just, the sheer disconnect is staggering.
Nick STILL wants it both ways. That's why the present situation persists in its insanity.
Being a semi-open degenerate while pretending he wasn't was the execution, but the root was Nick trying to normalize degeneracy via his show. This is why he mistakenly felt he could be more open. Nick believed he was right, and was either just saying what everyone was thinking (even if they didn't admit it) or what he believed people "needed" to hear.

First degeneracy was a marital aid, then a requirement (or he/she will leave you), and then it was "even the people at church do it". Nick was gaslighting people into thinking that what they were seeing was normal/healthy/desirable and not degenerate at all... and Nick actually believed it. Gay bars become bars, swinger resorts become resorts, Onlyfans becomes a respectable/lucrative profession for any church-goer, etc. This led to Nick being more open while and trying to recontextualize what people were seeing.

Nick was too coom-brained to understand why the world doesn't function that way, so he posts photos of himself (as does Kayla) as an example of what any sane, healthy, and "monogamous" person does with their spouse. Not just dumb, but steeped in degenerate brain-rot.

My read is that Nick grew up in a strict belief system--even if the rules and restrictions upon him were not that restrictive. It was the worst of both worlds for him because he could not fully express his degenerate desires, but he also had no strong hand to disabuse him of his flawed notions. Nick resented the restrictions on his life, but never reaped any of the benefits of a a strict upbringing.

As a result, he never took any of the warnings and morality lessons seriously, and so we see now the result of a man close enough to religion to be familiar with the tenets, but not enough to feel beholden to them. The sacred became ordinary for him, and he never gained a respect for the moral or religious code. In the end, it removed one more obstacle that would stop most people from the headlong plunge he took.

Well, at least he still hates law topics enough to read an article instead of the decision itself. What an ignoramus.

I had not noticed that. How long has it really been since he read a document? No wonder he lost the true legal enthusiasts.

Null's advice is decent enough for content creators, and I get that he isn't interested in policing others. It just seems a bit silly for the owner of the Kiwi farms to give an Internet personality the impression that the "weird cuckold shit" and suchlike that they do in private won't eventually impact their Internet career.

TL/DR: "Pull up" was a very fun meme, but asking Nick to partition problems like his was kind of silly. Pulling up was never going to happen for Nick if it didn't start at home, in private, with the proper supports.

There were many of us holding up a more harsh mirror and counselling him to reconsider. Nick blithely ignored all of those who attempted to help him.
 
It's kind of a shame that Rekieta is too afraid to get a Harley-Davidson and a pitbull. That would be so based and redpilled.
I am now imagining Nick on that motorcycle with a sidecar for the dog, and then him having to explain to a mortified local parent how it's actually their child's fault that the pittie leaped out of the sidecar to become a kid-seeking missile.

Also, I'm sure the pitbull would be thrilled that it gets to live in the bathroom.
 
The best course of action would be not partaking in such destructive behavior even in private.
I feel when one goes back to his Maddox streams, it's pretty obvious that Nick was already abusing alcohol to a dangerous extent.

His sleep schedule became a mess very early on, especially considering that he has five kids in the house.
 
2.5 months as far as I can tell. He died on 25/5 and the first bodycam footage appears to have been released on 11/8. it's also worth noting that footage was merely a compilation from a couple of bodycams, it wasn't redacted/blurred in any way.
Wasn't it illegally acquired too? IIRC The police were letting journos watch the bodycams and one of them recorded it and released it.
 
Wasn't it illegally acquired too? IIRC The police were letting journos watch the bodycams and one of them recorded it and released it.
It was apparently viewable by the public in the courthouse, in July, but only by appointment, but it was super limited availability. Then the Daily Mail posted some leaked screen recorded footage at the beginning of August. The date I used, the 11th, is the first mention I can find of an official widespread public release.
 
I feel when one goes back to his Maddox streams, it's pretty obvious that Nick was already abusing alcohol to a dangerous extent.

His sleep schedule became a mess very early on, especially considering that he has five kids in the house.
He has always been a worthless ugly hook-nosed alcoholic but the Non-Practicing Lawyer didn’t really start not pulling up until the infamous ramblings of a coke-fueled mockery of a stand up performance at the Steal Camel-Toe Morning Show Joke Killing Extravaganza in Oct 2023. It was the most painful precursor to his complete lack of talent which has been on display ever since. Robin Williams’ coke filled corpse rolled over and farted in his general direction during Limp Dick Nick’s stagnant assault on comedy. Nick will always be known as the opposite of comedy, like a dry fisting with a handful a kitty litter.
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These two posts reminded me of a song that almost seems aspirational for Nick in hindsight.
Hey, speaking of Eminem!
Look... If you had... one shot... or one opportunity...
To seize everything Rumble could give you... one contract...
Would you capture it? Or just let it slip?

His palms are sweaty, hair thin, eyelids heavy
There's cocaine in his daughter already, Aaron's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks drunk and ready
to do streams, but he keeps on forgetting
what he wrote down, locals chat goes so loud
He opens his mouth, "I'm sorry" won't come out
He's jailed, how? Kayla's been railed now
The clock's run out, time's up, over - BLAOW!
Snap back to reality, OHH! there goes custody
OHH! there goes YouTube, he's drunk
His Balldo covered in spunk,
He's killing raccoons and skunks, his sobriety flunked,
All that matters is coke,
He's gonna seethe, gonna cope,
He's so sad that he knows
when he goes back to his spacious home, that's when it's back to the drugs again, yo, this whole crack shift,
He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him
 
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