Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Some people in this thread have probably earned graduate degrees in Balldo Studies by this point.

Fortunately my autism allows me to store a lot of useless information along with what I actually need to survive and do my job.

>Motivated to put people into welfare
>Socialist regime (presumably tax funded)
>Wants to put wealthy people (who pay more taxes) into welfare
This guy's brain is completely fucking fried.

>Conscious thought is typing messages to minors but subconscious thought is shooting niggers as soon as possible so they'll shut you down neurolink racial sensitivity training it's an episode of black mirror except it's white mirror but Pfizer Chinese American yuan
What the fuck.

I'm out. God bless the clippers.

Then right as I say that he starts making weird comparisons using fucking baby rape and manchurian candidates and sperms ships. Well...okay.

This sounds a lot like Biden in the last debate. I cannot even understand (or do not want to comprehend) this non-sequitor horror show.

He sounds so fucking excited about his kids not being there, talking about how he will soon have time to do daytime trial coverage.

”The horizon is looking sweet!”

Fucking neck yourself.

He has been saying that for almost a year. X to doubt. He is scared that he will fall flat with numbers if he did try to stream something other, more successful streamers are doing.

Nick is becoming the DSP of LawTube. He did it first, but quickly was surpassed. Unlike Phil, Nick pissed it all away on purpose rather than just being a retard.

Sort of. Before the Balldoman era he could invite entertaining and/or knowledgeable people to go through these dry types of content.

Now he is in his "post"-coke failed comedian era soloing this shit

He thought HE was the show when it was the topics and guests that carried it.

PPS Nick's older sister Kristen Claeys is also apparently adopted.

Speculation is that she might be from an older marriage of the father or a mistress' child. No hard evidence either way. I did a dox on her some hundreds of pages ago, but it was mostly boring.

His kids haven't been there for a while and he hasn't done any trial streams, he's not working at the home school co-op anymore, he's not working as a practicing lawyer, he doesn't have to drive anyone around, all he has to do is sit himself down in front of a camera and do the whole lawyer react thing, he just doesn't want to.
The only Trial streams I've heard him specifically mention wanting to do was the Courtney Clenney Trial, an only fans whore who murdered her boyfriend, likely because it gives Nick an excuse to be a degenerate on stream and talk about his favourite subject, porn.

This retard has how many lawyers / cases to deal with now? 4 or 5? That's going to eat up a lot of daylight hours talking to lawyers, responding to case workers, etc. If he's actually in recovery, going to meetings also takes up a lot of time during the day (especially if he's doing it right, working steps, spending time with other people trying to get clean).

He is doing none of that. Nick would tell us. He is too much of a narcissist to NOT beg for good boi points.

Remember, he bitched about 'I am doing the boring law content people want? Why are people arill mad at me?' In late 2022 into 2023. He craves validation.

This just reminded me of when Nick bragged he bought up all the weed drugs in Minnesota after they fucked up and legalized it.
He claimed he really didn't even do weed, but thought it was a funny way to jab at the government if I remember right.

In retrospect it was always fishy but now I'm pretty sure he was eager to get his high on with weed.

At the time he said he hates weed and inhaling smoke, but now I am starting to doubt it.

As for the personality trait that motivated him to do such a thing, I (and perhaps others) overlooked it as a loveable roguish bastardry that you accept with some of your mates. He has proved that he is a proper bastard in the last 18 months

 

[Strix454]

If he's actually in recovery, going to meetings also takes up a lot of time during the day (especially if he's doing it right, working steps, spending time with other people trying to get clean).

There is no chance he is in recovery or treatment. He is still outright lying to the effect that he has never used cocaine and never, ever had a problem with anything.

Whatever his consumption or testing status, the guy is mentally still a full-blown junkie. He is holding on to the dream that he can win the case completely and not get any supervision or probation. He does not give a damn about his kids or getting his kids back. His entire mental focus is on doing the necessary work to get the trap house back up in operation and get things back to junkie "normal". I'm sure in Nick's mind all he has to do is hold out until the hearing in August when the charges will all be dropped and he can get back to "normal".

The test as always for someone like Nick is going to be when real-world events shatter his delusions about his situation. Nick is a coward and when faced with setbacks, he always runs to the bottle or the coke. That isn't going to change.

 

[ChromaQuack]

So no more "whiskey drinking lawyer" outro music. Need to have that band do a booger sugar lawyer song to upgrade.

Good thing we got the power of Cocaine and 'iced tea' to feed to a poor, hapless AI instead of needing to trouble a band with this. Yes, the style is edgy to the point of cringe as that's what our Coker would demand.

The Incel Prudes - Livestream Coker

Oh, he snorts a fair bit, but you'll realize that
It helps get his noggin, joggin' so fast
With his kids being fostered, and a fat line of white,
We'll hear some lawsplaining tonight

With his microphone muted, his side-piece all zooted,
He'll try to explain that it's part of the plan,
Watch his face become thinner as he does coke not dinner,
As he blows up his family, balldo in hand

From the white shores of crack to the cheeks of Imholte,
There's no one who makes choices better than Nick,
So post pics of your ass, for those who have passed,
To make the stream what we have now

Oh, his lady's quite unwell, and she handles herself,
With the grace of one who's abused many prescriptions,
As the wife of a degen, she makes sure that he has,
The time and the place to get higher'n hell,

So pour out an Ardbeg, and share your Viagra,
Nick's ratings are falling as fast as Niagra,
So pour out a glass for those CPS workers,
As we hear why it's not his fault tonight

Figured I'd throw credits down on this too, style more in line with his old song and a few variations.

Spoiler

 

[Maraschino]

Poor Nick wants everyone to treat him as innocent until proven guilty. But you can wonder why he didn't apply that standard to his own comments on Montagraph who has not even been investigated or charged with a crime.

I hope Monty will be able to call him a child abuser and be completely protected from defamation. That shit would be funny.

Rules and consistent standards are for incel prudes, stalker faggot. Enjoy prison, Scandinavian child.

If Rekieta were actively working a program, he wouldn't be online; that is, unless all of his resources were somehow exhausted and he now needs super chats to survive. The man supposedly made hundreds of thousands of dollars--if not more than a million--as a YT legal SME.

Nick spent years shitting on the people who were mad that he refused to give them the content they signed up for because he believes he doesn't need to be accountable to anyone, because of his idiotic belief in doing what's "fun" (which includes cuckoldry and child neglect). And now he has to take their money and smile as they shit on him?

He gets what he fucking deserves. I hope they go even harder and give him less (preferably nothing).

If he's going to meetings, recovering drunks and addicts would be encouraging him to take himself away from the environment that made drinking and using attractive, to change his patterns and break his routine, which--if you look at his old streaming format--largely consisted of our mad lad Law Pope going on camera and getting wasted.

That'd require him to accept he has a problem, which he won't. As long as he can pretend he doesn't have a problem, he can pretend he isn't perpetually felted as he curls into the fetal position and animorphs into a corn cob.

 

[datura_binge]

If he's actually in recovery, going to meetings also takes up a lot of time during the day (especially if he's doing it right, working steps, spending time with other people trying to get clean).

There's no fucking way he is in recovery or going to meetings. There's just no way. He has his heels dug so far into "I din do nothin" it's absurd, but even beyond that, you can't even begin recovery at all until you admit you have a problem and start trying to fix things even in small ways. Literally the only thing he "fixed" was moving some paintings around. I know programs don't usually kick you out for being a lazy ass, but Nick has actually gotten more stubborn since this all began and tbh he is actually actively making things worse for himself. We have yet to see the actual downfall of Nick, mark my words.

 

[AltisticRight]

This sounds a lot like Biden in the last debate.

Biden is 81 and had a cold, he was still able to muster up enough braincells to call orange a whiner.
Balldo was less coherent than an 81-year-old dementia riddled old drone who caught a cold.

 

[Vect]

"I choose this life of semi-publicity" says the man who malds about people clipping his streams and talking about him. Maybe that he also telling a joke, since allegedly that what he was doing for most of the stream.

I think he is drinking, partly because of the blotchy skin and because doing so while streaming would be a strong habit at this point but because he's not also coming down off or doing cocaine, he's a lot more coherent.

 

[Angry Crustacean]

I think he is drinking, partly because of the blotchy skin and because doing so while streaming would be a strong habit at this point but because he's not also coming down off or doing cocaine, he's a lot more coherent.

He is still drinking to deal with the shakes at a minimum in my opinion. I do not think he has quit any substance abuse, just scaled back on how much he partakes before and during streams.

 

[datura_binge]

He is still drinking to deal with the shakes at a minimum in my opinion. I do not think he has quit any substance abuse, just scaled back on how much he partakes before and during streams.

To be totally fair, that's literally what he said. His first streams back he said he was "removing the alcohol focus from streams". That, to me, implies that he is readily admitting he is still drinking he just isn't making it his "thing" during streams anymore. Though also tbh I bet he still has liquor in those canned whatevers hes always drinking.

 

[Angry Crustacean]

To be totally fair, that's literally what he said. His first streams back he said he was "removing the alcohol focus from streams". That, to me, implies that he is readily admitting he is still drinking he just isn't making it his "thing" during streams anymore. Though also tbh I bet he still has liquor in those canned whatevers hes always drinking.

I expect his mug of iced tea during streams has at least a shot of vodka or rum. Like I said, I think he just scaled back the amount before and during streams.

 

[AltisticRight]

I expect his mug of iced tea during streams has at least a shot of vodka or rum. Like I said, I think he just scaled back the amount before and during streams.

You mean the mug of vodka or rum has a shot of iced tea?

 

[zimzam88]

"I choose this life of semi-publicity"

When he says that he means "I choose the life of good publicity not bad the bad publicity, fuck off incel prudes and let me enjoy my balldo"

 

[Judex Meus]

When he says that he means "I choose the life of good publicity not bad the bad publicity, fuck off incel prudes and let me enjoy my balldo"

You don't get it, Scandinavian prude child. He wants to enjoy the popularity and superchats he received prior to his Hedonism II days but still act like a complete cokehead degenerate. Enjoy prison.

 

[Law]

You don't get it, Scandinavian prude child. He wants to enjoy the popularity and superchats he received prior to his Hedonism II days but still act like a complete cokehead degenerate. Enjoy prison.

It's so simple, little baby infant child. He wants to do whatever he wants, whenever he wants, and never take responsibility for his actions or experience negative consequences, ever, at all. Enjoy coke logic.

 

[anionfarflung]

Speculation is that she might be from an older marriage of the father or a mistress' child. No hard evidence either way. I did a dox on her some hundreds of pages ago, but it was mostly boring.

This is what I found:

Since it was Bob Rekieta's mom Rita Marie (Kenjura) Rekieta who was born on Leap Day it was that side who "adopted" her. I wonder if Celeste was a single mother? Or was Kristen a full-on adoptee?

 

[daffodils]

And now he has to take their money and smile as they shit on him?

He made less than[*] $140 on Youtube this time. After Youtube takes its cut, that should be less than $100. Definitely not worth his time, so why he sits there and lets people shit on him once or twice a week is a bit of a mystery.

EDIT: Mystery partially solved below, but still very little money considering the risk and that he obviously doesn't like it.

[*] A couple donations were Canadian $$ and I can't be bothered to look up the exact exchange rate.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

This is what I found:
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Since it was Bob Rekieta's mom Rita Marie (Kenjura) Rekieta who was born on Leap Day it was that side who "adopted" her. I wonder if Celeste was a single mother? Or was Kristen a full-on adoptee?

I thought Nick rode the bus full of niggers to and from school?

 

[Potatoherder]

A good night for Nick on rumble. Completely blowing out YT( $141 ). ronvaters continues to be a mega pay pig with $302 or 71.9% of total rants.

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[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

How much do you want to bet that the band that did that told him he can't use that any more?

IIRC MyRoom Records (who made that theme song for Nick) is on record balldowashing Nick.

A good night for Nick on rumble. Completely blowing out YT( $141 ). ronvaters continues to be a mega pay pig with $302 or 71.9% of total rants.

This ronvaters guy needs help. Is he a demented turbo-boomer someone introduced to the concept of livestreams and superchats?

 

[Judex Meus]

A good night for Nick on rumble. Completely blowing out YT( $141 ). ronvaters continues to be a mega pay pig with $302 or 71.9% of total rants.

> $420 in rumbles
Ironic.

edit: formatting