Balldo Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Internet shock jock" not-allowed-to-practice abortionist "lawyer", swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a felonious, copyright cuck. End-stage career failure: normies know.

[Strix454]

Poor Nick wants everyone to treat him as innocent until proven guilty. But you can wonder why he didn't apply that standard to his own comments on Montagraph who has not even been investigated or charged with a crime.
You also have to wonder if Nick thinks that OJ was terribly mistreated by a public who still believed he murdered his wife after being found not guilty by a jury.
Nick might want to remember that the standard for public comments is actual malice or negligence. There is no requirement of "innocent until proven guilty" on anyone other than the government itself.

Yeah Nick. You are a terrible person regardless of the court system's ability to convict you of a particular crime. Your personal definition of "right and wrong" may be based around what can be proved in a court, but other people are under no obligation to share that.

 

[Harm]

That's probably because he's still testing dirty for THC

Extremely doubtful on him having THC in his system. Nick wasn't a pothead and didn't even know how to take a proper hit. He only ever "smoked it" (aka, burning the whole bowl to a crisp in the first hit and then not even inhaling it into his lungs) on stream as a sort of stunt. Even then, it's been close to 10 months since he "smoked" it on Locals.

That mysterious brown substance wasn't marijuana concentrate for a few reasons, and he had no flower in his home.

He's definitely not clean (no one goes cold turkey on booze and coke without showing signs), but it ain't pot.

 

[mailfrawd]

He's definitely not clean (no one goes cold turkey on booze and coke without showing signs), but it ain't pot.

I think that's why he was completely absent for two weeks post arrest. The worse of those conditions would have subsided by then. Also, there's legal pharmaceuticals which help ease those symptoms (diazepam).

You have a point wrt to THC not being found in the house, however, there was the case of Kayla's gummies. I don't know what the legal status of THC-analogues in his state are, but I know at least in some states there's a gajillion different THC analogues that can get you stoned. (Delta8, 10, THCA, there's like 20+ of these by now iirc). I believe most, if not all, of those will pop positive for THC metabolites -- but who TF knows.

It's not clear to me that Nick's priority is getting his kids back which is pretty fucked, imho.

 

[Harm]

You have a point wrt to THC not being found in the house, however, there was the case of Kayla's gummies.

Shit, you're right. No idea how I forgot about those. Bitch ain't keeping regular household candies in her pill bottle and Nick might have helped himself to one (edibles were always the only way I'd imagined him using THC anyways).

Plus your underlying point is right anyways.

 

[DumbDude43]

The tard was saying it doesn't matter what you do to people as long as you kill them when you're done. He needs to think about his mother getting fucked by niggers until he's thought about things properly.

>get mocked for mutts law
>double down and immediately drop another niggerdickrapefantasy post

 

[MechanicusAdmin]

Clippers deserve so much more love than they receive, there's no way I could sit through this mind numbing dogshit day in and day out for a possible 30 second clip

 

[Strix454]

You have a point wrt to THC not being found in the house, however, there was the case of Kayla's gummies.

As far as I know, Minnesota is now recreationally legal for Marijauna within certain quantity limits. I don't know that they would even mention finding it if they did find it. From what I remember, Kayla's gummies came up because of the bottle they were in rather than just because she had gummies.

 

[Harm]

Clippers deserve so much more love than they receive

Bro, people already throw money at them for watching a livestream, firing up OBS, and then hitting the start/stop record button. I think they're doing completely fine with the current amount of love.

 

[Nod Flenders]

Poor Nick wants everyone to treat him as innocent until proven guilty. But you can wonder why he didn't apply that standard to his own comments on Montagraph who has not even been investigated or charged with a crime.
You also have to wonder if Nick thinks that OJ was terribly mistreated by a public who still believed he murdered his wife after being found not guilty by a jury.
Nick might want to remember that the standard for public comments is actual malice or negligence. There is no requirement of "innocent until proven guilty" on anyone other than the government itself.

Yeah Nick. You are a terrible person regardless of the court system's ability to convict you of a particular crime. Your personal definition of "right and wrong" may be based around what can be proved in a court, but other people are under no obligation to share that.

Dear Nick. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford one, one will be appointed for you free of charge. Do you understand your rights?

 

[The Internet Dick]

If he's actually in recovery, going to meetings also takes up a lot of time during the day (especially if he's doing it right, working steps, spending time with other people trying to get clean).

If Rekieta were actively working a program, he wouldn't be online; that is, unless all of his resources were somehow exhausted and he now needs super chats to survive. The man supposedly made hundreds of thousands of dollars--if not more than a million--as a YT legal SME. He would be using those resources to support himself and his family (and his mistress too, I suppose) while he devoted himself to getting better. If he's going to meetings, recovering drunks and addicts would be encouraging him to take himself away from the environment that made drinking and using attractive, to change his patterns and break his routine, which--if you look at his old streaming format--largely consisted of our mad lad Law Pope going on camera and getting wasted.

If Rekieta has stopped doing drugs and drinking, good for him. The problem is staying stopped. If he doesn't address it by changing his outlook and way of life, he will go out again. Will power alone won't work.

 

[anionfarflung]

One small nitpick though, Kayla’s middle name is Christine. April’s middle name is Diane.

That's actually not a nitpick. Pretty grave after all the work. I'm hoping that she was a mistake I made early in the process and I got better about error checking. If I can still edit the post I'll replace the file there.

Edit: fixed in original post.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

As far as I know, Minnesota is now recreationally legal for Marijauna within certain quantity limits. I don't know that they would even mention finding it if they did find it. From what I remember, Kayla's gummies came up because of the bottle they were in rather than just because she had gummies.

This just reminded me of when Nick bragged he bought up all the weed drugs in Minnesota after they fucked up and legalized it.
He claimed he really didn't even do weed, but thought it was a funny way to jab at the government if I remember right.

In retrospect it was always fishy but now I'm pretty sure he was eager to get his high on with weed.

 

[chalkyresidue]

From what I remember, Kayla's gummies came up because of the bottle they were in rather than just because she had gummies.

Probably wouldn’t have mattered at that, had it not been for the fact that she was trying to get the cops to bring her the bottle of mixed party favors in her fucking jail cell

 

[Law]

So no more "whiskey drinking lawyer" outro music. Need to have that band do a booger sugar lawyer song to upgrade.

Oh, he snorts a fair bit, but you'll realize that
It helps get his noggin, joggin' so fast
With his kids being fostered, and a fat line of white,
We'll hear some lawsplaining tonight

With his microphone muted, his side-piece all zooted,
He'll try to explain that it's part of the plan,
Watch his face become thinner as he does coke not dinner,
As he blows up his family, balldo in hand

From the white shores of crack to the cheeks of Imholte,
There's no one who makes choices better than Nick,
So post pics of your ass, for those who have passed,
To make the stream what we have now

Oh, his lady's quite unwell, and she handles herself,
With the grace of one who's abused many prescriptions,
As the wife of a degen, she makes sure that he has,
The time and the place to get higher'n hell,

So pour out an Ardbeg, and share your Viagra,
Nick's ratings are falling as fast as Niagra,
So pour out a glass for those CPS workers,
As we hear why it's not his fault tonight

 

[keke]

I hope Montegraph is enjoying this.

 

[yourfloppycaulk]

I hope Montegraph is enjoying this.

Nick Cuck Agree

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Nick is claiming that Rumble is “sponsoring” this stream.

X

It's all automatic sponsorships through Rumble Studio. Here's an excerpt from an article about it. You can see the coffee he promoted last week in the screenshot. This is convenient because it allows him to pretend he has the old style Rumble contract.


Article

He’s talking a mile a minute at midnight and leapfrogging from topic to topic like he’s getting paid per tangent. Was he ever like this sober on his show back in the day?

The extremely frequent, lengthy, and bizarre tangents are new to his modern era of the show. Or at least increased dramatically.

I had assumed it was related to the drug use but starting around the same time that he started "checking on Lady Rackets", he also started having a girlfriend sitting in the corner of his studio who may like that kind of "humor".

Well. That's two hours of my life I'll never get back. I guess balldo intends on being as boring as humanly possible in hopes everyone will forget. Nothing noteworthy happened.

Yeah these almost deliberately boring streams where he riffs on a single short article for hours at a time have been pretty standard for the past 18 months. At least it wasn't a news story which was a week or more old last night.

Not to say that there weren't any moments of levity. Last night where he was complaining about how, NOT talking about his case, people who are charged with things in small towns will notice people staring at them as if they're already guilty, and also remarking "I need to send an email about this sighting of THESE DEGENERATE ADDICTS to the Ol' Steel Toe!" (I may have made the last part up)

And then the thing last week where he ruefully remarked to Dax how long it has been since he's been in a bar (presumably a little over a month) with more disappointment than anything he's expressed on air about losing custody of his children...

It's dry humor, but to be fair, dry humor is somewhat of an intelligence filter and that's desperately needed in this thread right now. What a mess

 

[KebabShopSauce]

The tard was saying it doesn't matter what you do to people as long as you kill them when you're done. He needs to think about his mother getting fucked by niggers until he's thought about things properly.

Every time you get heated you think about black penis. It might be time to touch grass there buddy.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Nick totally cares about getting his deadbeats kids back.

As far as Nick's concerned he's put those damned kids on the Trail of Treats to go live with the Crones in the Swamp.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Some people in this thread have probably earned graduate degrees in Balldo Studies by this point.

Fortunately my autism allows me to store a lot of useless information along with what I actually need to survive and do my job.

>Motivated to put people into welfare
>Socialist regime (presumably tax funded)
>Wants to put wealthy people (who pay more taxes) into welfare
This guy's brain is completely fucking fried.

>Conscious thought is typing messages to minors but subconscious thought is shooting niggers as soon as possible so they'll shut you down neurolink racial sensitivity training it's an episode of black mirror except it's white mirror but Pfizer Chinese American yuan
What the fuck.

I'm out. God bless the clippers.

Then right as I say that he starts making weird comparisons using fucking baby rape and manchurian candidates and sperms ships. Well...okay.

This sounds a lot like Biden in the last debate. I cannot even understand (or do not want to comprehend) this non-sequitor horror show.

He sounds so fucking excited about his kids not being there, talking about how he will soon have time to do daytime trial coverage.

”The horizon is looking sweet!”

Fucking neck yourself.

He has been saying that for almost a year. X to doubt. He is scared that he will fall flat with numbers if he did try to stream something other, more successful streamers are doing.

Nick is becoming the DSP of LawTube. He did it first, but quickly was surpassed. Unlike Phil, Nick pissed it all away on purpose rather than just being a retard.

Sort of. Before the Balldoman era he could invite entertaining and/or knowledgeable people to go through these dry types of content.

Now he is in his "post"-coke failed comedian era soloing this shit

He thought HE was the show when it was the topics and guests that carried it.

PPS Nick's older sister Kristen Claeys is also apparently adopted.

Speculation is that she might be from an older marriage of the father or a mistress' child. No hard evidence either way. I did a dox on her some hundreds of pages ago, but it was mostly boring.

His kids haven't been there for a while and he hasn't done any trial streams, he's not working at the home school co-op anymore, he's not working as a practicing lawyer, he doesn't have to drive anyone around, all he has to do is sit himself down in front of a camera and do the whole lawyer react thing, he just doesn't want to.
The only Trial streams I've heard him specifically mention wanting to do was the Courtney Clenney Trial, an only fans whore who murdered her boyfriend, likely because it gives Nick an excuse to be a degenerate on stream and talk about his favourite subject, porn.

This retard has how many lawyers / cases to deal with now? 4 or 5? That's going to eat up a lot of daylight hours talking to lawyers, responding to case workers, etc. If he's actually in recovery, going to meetings also takes up a lot of time during the day (especially if he's doing it right, working steps, spending time with other people trying to get clean).

He is doing none of that. Nick would tell us. He is too much of a narcissist to NOT beg for good boi points.

Remember, he bitched about 'I am doing the boring law content people want? Why are people arill mad at me?' In late 2022 into 2023. He craves validation.

This just reminded me of when Nick bragged he bought up all the weed drugs in Minnesota after they fucked up and legalized it.
He claimed he really didn't even do weed, but thought it was a funny way to jab at the government if I remember right.

In retrospect it was always fishy but now I'm pretty sure he was eager to get his high on with weed.

At the time he said he hates weed and inhaling smoke, but now I am starting to doubt it.

As for the personality trait that motivated him to do such a thing, I (and perhaps others) overlooked it as a loveable roguish bastardry that you accept with some of your mates. He has proved that he is a proper bastard in the last 18 months