Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Uncle Buck]

SCOTUS: Patrick, there exists checks and balances. Nobody has unlimited power.
Patrick: Wrong again, stalker child! Biden should be a dictator! Enjoy prison!

It would be funny but for the fact that he legitimately believes this.

 

[MajinGoku]

Why does moviebob have more pages than fatrick when fats produces 10 times the amount of milk.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

I particularly like the insistence that the President has any say whatsoever over the internal workings of the Congress or the Supreme Court. It's almost touching, his child-like faith in the power of his stupid ideas.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

Looks like Pat turned into somekind of doomer. I believe deep inside he knows Biden is not a good candidate.

I also think he actually would welcome Trump's win. He could still blame everything on him and pretend to be a victim of MAGA trolls.

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ah yes the "christofacist hellscape" where children aren't casually raped and fed to statues of moloch. horrible.

 

[Thé au lait]

So what's pat's lawyer alterego called?
Fatticus Finch?

Wanted A. Burger
Stephen Fryer
Fatrick Howard Daft
Andrew Snackson (obligatory mention of the Pail of Beers that he drinks every day)

 

[Judge Holden]

First off....

Beforem Defelct Eneded Fuckong Hopless Inwas Isbhow Theor Whrn Withebers Ymunkoke

Secondly pllleeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaase let this warpaint comment be literal and we gonna get a youtube video of fat embracing his Cherokian heritage....

We are getting some quality NOCHILDing tonight...


Something tells me pig is feelin extra angry because of how often he is now being compared to a trump supporter by people theoretically on "his" team


Denies his mother being a drunk, but doesnt deny she was abusive and a whore.


Speaking of substance addicted harlots of low breeding and lower sneeding, Porktits has rebounded back into the arms of his beloved Hillary and is bewailing that IT WAS HER TUUUUUURN before drumpf stole the election

 

[Maude Snew]

The punctuation is starting to piss me off anymore. Seek. Help. Get. Fucked. It doesn't have the same punch he thinks it does vs when someone speaks. Hell even if someone did dramatic pauses I'd think they're retarded.

It's like how Rekieta talks when he's seething.

I. Do not. WANT *licks bottle*. To wear the Balldo. But I. Have *snorts rails*. To wear the Balldo.

Only in Rick's case he takes those pauses to shove food into his mouth, you think you can get that fat by not taking multiple pauses in every sentence to eat? Get real! Talky time is not eaty time.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

Looks like Pat turned into somekind of doomer. I believe deep inside he knows Biden is not a good candidate.

I also think he actually would welcome Trump's win. He could still blame everything on him and pretend to be a victim of MAGA trolls.

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Hmmm. His "last president" sounds awfully familiar....

Well thats a fuckin U-turn

So the supreme court decision has gone from yet another masterful 4d chess move from biden to the evil Christofascist conspiracy's way of putting a young, popular, handso....wait a fuckin minute....



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I am actually in tears......fatrick's darkest and bleakest fear of the future is one where his superior cousin JAKE RAVEN becomes president because of how popular and masculine he is compared to the likes of fat.....niggas I cant fuckin stop laughing

EDIT: HAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAA HES SHRIEKING AT HIS FORMER BESTEST PRESIFREND EVER NOW OH LAWD I CANT SNEED
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Great minds think alike I see.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It seems Pat has resigned himself to Trump winning the election and is getting in his crackpot theories now for his “I told you so and I’m always right” routine later. He’s always been broken but it looks like he’s shattering.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Why does moviebob have more pages than fatrick when fats produces 10 times the amount of milk.

Because the bulk of Fat Rick's xeets are him childing his latest victim (and most of this thread, consequently, is joking about him being fat and calling people children). Moviebob xeets new things every day. Low quality xeets, perhaps, but at least Cinema Robert can say something other than, "Enjoy prison, stalker."

 

[Tablet County]

at least Cinema Robert can say something other than, "Enjoy prison, stalker."

That'd probably be an improvement over what blob normally posts.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Patrick may actually be peak Biden Enslavement Syndrome.

We all know the people sperging out about not voting for Biden because of muh Palestine will vote for him anyway but it's very fascinating to see even just one person shilling for him this hard.

 

[Rimanah]

SCOTUS: Patrick, there exists checks and balances. Nobody has unlimited power.

Well given that Piggy assumedly flunked civics, he probably doesn’t understand checks and balances. Much like many on the left, to whom the fundamental underpinnings of the American experiment remain utter mysteries.

But far more importantly: how has nobody pointed out this guy is really really fat?

 

[Maude Snew]

he probably doesn’t understand checks and balances.

We know he doesn't understand checks as his second better wife was the one to write one to quasi, as for balance he's constantly fat and drunk so that's out the very big window too.

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

Watching Pat try to "debate" conservatives on Twitter only for his toilet or fridge to present his court documents about losing custody of his daughter will always be the funniest fucking thing that happens to Rick on a daily basis.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Because the bulk of Fat Rick's xeets are him childing his latest victim (and most of this thread, consequently, is joking about him being fat and calling people children). Moviebob xeets new things every day. Low quality xeets, perhaps, but at least Cinema Robert can say something other than, "Enjoy prison, stalker."

Moviebob has also been around longer than Patrick. I remember him from the GG days and defending the women involved hoping that they would notice him. He tried the same thing with CA but they told him to fuck off if I recall.

 

[An automatic clown]

Wanted A. Burger
Stephen Fryer
Fatrick Howard Daft
Andrew Snackson (obligatory mention of the Pail of Beers that he drinks every day)

Tubby Mason
F. Lee Bailey's (cause he's a drunk)
Ben Fatlock
Saul Fatman
Abraham Stinkoln
Robert Fatsmellshian (Kardashian,idk just spit ballin')
Johnnie Blobchran

 

[AnOminous]

Moviebob has also been around longer than Patrick. I remember him from the GG days and defending the women involved hoping that they would notice him. He tried the same thing with CA but they told him to fuck off if I recall.

Lmao Lindsay Ellis publicly humiliated him for creeping on her.

 

[Thé au lait]

Tubby Mason
F. Lee Bailey's (cause he's a drunk)
Ben Fatlock
Saul Fatman
Abraham Stinkoln
Johnnie Fatsmellshian (Kardashian,idk just spit ballin')
Johnnie Blobchran

Saul Foodman might work better, but I fucking love these lmao, thank you for indulging me! Here's some UK ones:
John Bigge (the fuck do I even add to this?)
Lord Alfredo Dense-ing
William Fatstone
Fatela Williams
George Gypsie Baker
Dingle Fattentush Food
I have no idea who Alfred Denning, William Blackstone, Adela Williams, George Gillespie Baker, or Dingle Macintosh Foot are or if anyone would even recognize these names

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Lmao Lindsay Ellis publicly humiliated him for creeping on her.

Insane as it is, Robert is smarter than Patrick, if only because Bob usually tries to avoid taking such obvious L's. This is a very rare moment where Bob was humiliated publicly. Patrick, gets humiliated so often I'd swear he gets off on it.