Horrorcow Annacondasin / Anna Jane Clossin / Anna Jane Underwood / ClossinAnna / Alexandra Clossin / Plougshare - Famous Cringe Minecraftian turned porn brainrot/coalburner pedophile with a fetish for incest and animals dying. Surrounded by shit touching A-logs with Kiwi accounts encouraging her to post revenge porn and show it to children.

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I see your point. However no one really knows how many people are reacting to her. She has a rich online presence spread out on multiple accounts on every platform known to man.

Thank you for that. I still have personal reservations about being the de facto content aggregator for a retarded, almost certainly sexually abused person girl, but spreading herself around the internet takes the blood off my/the Farms' hands specifically.
 
This thread reminds me of the Jupiter thread. This person is mentally unstable or just massively autistic from reading the thread and comments it sounds like she’s looking for attention.
Both threads have the same OP author @Osama Bin Laden who happens to be on thread timeout until Tuesday for being a boss . Anna is a manipulative retard much like Corbin.
 
The person to mock and belittle with this girl is the person who's not stopping her from posting this shit online. There's no benefit to mocking someone as far gone as this.
She's not retarded to the point of not being responsible for her actions. She does play up her retardation in order to get away from the consequences of her actions ("pway the wetawd cawd", as she said more than once). To be honest, I think she's competent enough to work and be somewhat independent, but it seems her family didn't foster that independence. I guess you could argue, then, that it's the fault of her family that she's like this and she shouldn't be ridiculed for it, but isn't that what happened to Chris Chan? He was enabled, as was she, to be a complete sperg, and we laughed. Should we not have?

Regardless, she has fed hamsters to a dog for sexual gratification, talks about molesting children (may have already done so, hard to tell), seems to want to molest her father and uncle as well, and has a daughter she completely ignores. The daughter was given to Anna's sister, so she does have a caretaker and a family, but Anna basically ignores the girl's existance.
 
She's not retarded to the point of not being responsible for her actions. She does play up her retardation in order to get away from the consequences of her actions ("pway the wetawd cawd", as she said more than once). To be honest, I think she's competent enough to work and be somewhat independent, but it seems her family didn't foster that independence. I guess you could argue, then, that it's the fault of her family that she's like this and she shouldn't be ridiculed for it, but isn't that what happened to Chris Chan? He was enabled, as was she, to be a complete sperg, and we laughed. Should we not have?

Regardless, she has fed hamsters to a dog for sexual gratification, talks about molesting children (may have already done so, hard to tell), seems to want to molest her father and uncle as well, and has a daughter she completely ignores. The daughter was given to Ann's sister, so she does have a caretaker and a family, but Anna basically ignores the girl's existance.
I imagine her father might have gotten excessively protective of Anna after his son/her younger brother passed away years ago.
 
It gets even worse y'all. Last night she posted 15 minutes worth of video describing SAing her father while he was asleep. This is more than likely a lie, but there is this already shared video of her doing the same thing to Bryce (taken from her XTube account).

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Here are the videos from 6/29 (beat again by @Osama Bin Laden ). The last video has not been posted until now. Please come to your own conclusion. (It's FUCKED lie or not)...

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**Edited for more insanity. Anna tells us how to get away with SA and DV.

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I highly doubt the dad was asleep for every time she did that.

What a disgusting family.
 
I'm finally unbanned from my own thread. Now, I can respond.

Anna has reached 100 subscribers!
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Anna has since privated her second channel, and changed the profile of her "WWJD" channel.
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I highly doubt the dad was asleep for every time she did that.

What a disgusting family.
I'm not giving an out for Anna, but I will say I wouldn't be surprised if this was fantasies that Anna had about her dad. Anna wanting to have sex with her father while he sleeps. Who knows?

This thread reminds me of the Jupiter thread. This person is mentally unstable or just massively autistic from reading the thread and comments it sounds like she’s looking for attention.
I'd argue that Anna is worse.

I'll say this, take my punishment stickers, and bow out.
I already responded to this, but posting for prosperity.
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Edit: I stand corrected. Anna just uploaded on her TikTok account. She talks about Cyrax and @CornBogFitz


Right now, she’s reacting to Cyrax content
 
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Anna's dad and sister are normies. I'm almost 100% sure she's never had any sexual contact with her father. Weens already got into contact with authorities at some point due to her telling stories about Steve molesting her and the only thing that came from it was her getting in trouble for lying to strangers on the internet about fucking her dad. She says shit like that for attention, and it works really well. If Steve finds out she's online doing this shit again, he's probably going to cut her internet down.
 
Anna's dad and sister are normies. I'm almost 100% sure she's never had any sexual contact with her father. Weens already got into contact with authorities at some point due to her telling stories about Steve molesting her and the only thing that came from it was her getting in trouble for lying to strangers on the internet about fucking her dad. She says shit like that for attention, and it works really well. If Steve finds out she's online doing this shit again, he's probably going to cut her internet down.
Steve is apparently buying her a prosthetic eyeball next week. I can't wait!
 
For some reason, Anna is watching Chris Chan (from SmokeyMc's channel) and Music Biz Marty along with Cyrax. I've watched every single video she has uploaded and it's nothing amazing.

According to @lezbreal, this moron is the one who got into it.
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An example: She just fucking records Smokey's video with no commentary for a minute straight


Anna's dad and sister are normies. I'm almost 100% sure she's never had any sexual contact with her father. Weens already got into contact with authorities at some point due to her telling stories about Steve molesting her and the only thing that came from it was her getting in trouble for lying to strangers on the internet about fucking her dad. She says shit like that for attention, and it works really well. If Steve finds out she's online doing this shit again, he's probably going to cut her internet down.
If I had to bet on it, it's probably one of her fetish fantasies she has with her father. Her dreaming about wanting to fuck her dad and suck his dick. A fetish that (maybe) never happened, but who knows?
 
For some reason, Anna is watching Chris Chan (from SmokeyMc's channel) and Music Biz Marty along with Cyrax. I've watched every single video she has uploaded and it's nothing amazing.

According to @lezbreal, this moron is the one who got into it.
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An example: She just fucking records Smokey's video with no commentary for a minute straight
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If I had to bet on it, it's probably one of her fetish fantasies she has with her father. Her dreaming about wanting to fuck her dad and suck his dick. A fetish that (maybe) never happened, but who knows?
I've gotta say: she's perfect for Cyraxx.
 
How air tight is the coop dox?
The only person who has denied it is Koop himself. He comes back every now and again to taunt on how bad the dox is, but there have been people smarter than I when it comes to doxxing, and they have verified it's true. Unless, there is some major twist in events where it's actually incorrect, I think it's pretty airtight.

I've gotta say: she's perfect for Cyraxx.
I'd have to find it, but I know she did something similar to Cyraxx with the anti-suicide PSA. maybe they are more closer then we think
 
How air tight is the coop dox? Seeing how unstable shiverpeaks is and coops non chalant response makes me question it. Was it soley shiver who dug it up or collaborative?
Shiver is fine. Anna's troll sphere is really fucking weird and his suspicious behavior is somewhat justified in my mind. The only thing i disagreed with was him being so vocal about it, but he was adamant about publicly distancing himself in case people working on the thread started getting sucked into her world.

The koop dox is still a little iffy in my mind. I did the majority of the work on it and had it double checked by some outsiders that gave it the green light, but they looked at it before all the current information had come to light. Osama got a little excited and made it public before I had the chance to follow every lead, and a name/picture came up of another possible person maybe an hour or two before the dox dropped (while the rest of us were sleeping).

IF Gary Koopman is the wrong dox then Koop is a little fat kid named Kris Margalef. We had a yearbook photo of him but I'm not part of the OP conversation anymore to repost it here. We 100% verified Koop's steam account, and one of his past names was Kris M. There are also 2-3 other accounts that used the KoopDeGrace username that are associated with Kris Margalef. If we would have waited a week to drop the dox, we could have fleshed this one a little better and followed some other leads on the other trolls that were following Koop. We also assumed that the KM initials that kept coming up meant KoopMan, but it might just be Kris Margalef.

If anyone wants to take this information and dig into it deeper, please do. I didn't really get the chance. If Koop isn't lying about the dox being wrong, this is the only other option and it's relatively unexplored. I would imagine that everyone involved has DFE'd since the initial dox drop so good luck.
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I'm not trying to bust Osama's balls. This is just my version of how it went down.

Edit- Koop's behavior after the dox dropped is what makes me think it might be right. If I got faildoxed, I probably wouldn't be on here screaming and arguing about it, and I definitely wouldn't be making, "HEY ANNA IF YOU READ THIS..." posts. I don't know.

Edit 2- To answer your question, the dox was a collab between me, Osama, Lez, and Shiver. I did most of the research but I think Osama was the reason I ended up finding Gary's 2015 Twitter account.
 
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Shiver is fine. Anna's troll sphere is really fucking weird and his suspicious behavior is somewhat justified in my mind. The only thing i disagreed with was him being so vocal about it, but he was adamant about publicly distancing himself in case people working on the thread started getting sucked into her world.
His reasoning seemed really sound, but he kept announcing he was leaving the thread or he was done with the thread and he kept announcing it. I think he was worried about others getting sucked in and interacting with this weird goofy bitch since she was directly responding to her thread. I responded a bit harshly towards him, but I don't really have anything against the dude, it's just message board bullshit, heh.
 
Anna is a music genius and OP needs to include some of her bangers.

Have you ever been pumped and dumped by a niger would have charted if she could have found a label.

I'm looking for the other version of this song (fucked by a nigger) that null played on a MATI recently. I think it was AI or something and on TikTok.
 
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